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07-24-2005, 10:54 AM
I thought that most of it applied to wine and chat board life...
1 To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
is about all different board sections

2 a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
is about vineyards

3 a time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
is about buying a new wine fridge.

4 a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
is about wine drinking habits and what happens when you either don't have wine with meal or drink 1 bottle too many

5 a time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;

is about flame wars before, during and after Internext conventions

6 a time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
is the Wine Cellering 101


7 a time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 a time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

is Board Posting 101

9 What profit hath he that worketh in that wherein he laboreth?
is dealing with vintners who work their butts off and claim poverty because I got 10% discount on their wares

10 ¶ I have seen the travail, which God hath given to the sons of men to be exercised in it.
is about all of us, on and off the boards