I am now fucking available !

[sarettah]

To take on some side projects. I am just finishing up a monster project and am looking at my schedule and see that I have about 40 hours a month availability for the foreseen future. So, if anyone is looking to get any quick projects out of the way and want a quote, just hit me up via email, icq, pm through the board or just post back at me.

For those that don't know, I do php with mysql (of course), ASP with SQLserver, Oracle, MYSql, whatever on the server side. VB or Fox on the desktop (against Fox databases, SQL server, Oracle or whatever... database is database is database, ya know)

I also do full program and system design and analysis.

Hell, I'll even do data entry for the right price....lol....


icq: 2155399
email: sarettah at hatterasdesigns dot com or sarettah at fuckingprogrammers dot com

[Newton]

Sarettah is a good programmer.. I might have some stuff for you soon mate ..

[Hell Puppy]

Whew, saw the title and thought for a minute your mustard was missing...

[Newton]

Mustard is a lube?

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 17 2005, 05:38 PM
Whew, saw the title and thought for a minute your mustard was missing...
lolol...lost me on that one hp....

But you should be over in the "Fucking Programmers" thread anyway...

I thinks you be fully qualified :okthumb:

[Nickatilynx]

What will you charge me for a good hard shag? :)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 17 2005, 07:46 PM
What will you charge me for a good hard shag? :)
I would have to contract that out...

I'll let you know but it would probably be about 30% more than whatever Lee would charge....


I'll get back to you on it in about two weeks :yowsa:

[sarettah]

And a bump to let you all know that I still have some availability left.........


:yowsa:

[Lee]

Cool we may have some stuff coming up in about '2 weeks' :)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Lee@Jul 21 2005, 04:34 PM
Cool we may have some stuff coming up in about '2 weeks' :)
Yeah, but in two weeks I probably (pronounced hopefully) won't be available...... :yowsa:

[MorganGrayson]

Originally posted by sarettah+Jul 21 2005, 01:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Jul 21 2005, 01:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Jul 21 2005, 04:34 PM
Cool we may have some stuff coming up in about '2 weeks' :)
Yeah, but in two weeks I probably (pronounced hopefully) won't be available...... :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Since you have now happily overworked yourself - my salutations and congratulations for that! - and this is your thread, how about an "argghhh!" or two? :yowsa:

[Winetalk.com]

check your e and gimme a call...
:)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Winetalk.com@Jul 21 2005, 06:17 PM
check your e and gimme a call...
:)
Good talking to you as always :)

btw...Jen said Hi back......

[VooMan]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 17 2005, 05:38 PM
Whew, saw the title and thought for a minute your mustard was missing...
I wasn't worried about the mustard, but I was thinking...

who would name their daughter "Available?"

[sarettah]

Originally posted by VooMan@Jul 21 2005, 07:08 PM
who would name their daughter "Available?"
That is so far beyond bad.......


























Good Job :okthumb:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by MorganGrayson+Jul 21 2005, 04:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MorganGrayson @ Jul 21 2005, 04:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by sarettah@Jul 21 2005, 01:46 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Jul 21 2005, 04:34 PM
Cool we may have some stuff coming up in about '2 weeks' :)
Yeah, but in two weeks I probably (pronounced hopefully) won't be available...... :yowsa:
Since you have now happily overworked yourself - my salutations and congratulations for that! - and this is your thread, how about an "argghhh!" or two? :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Aaaarggghhhhh...... :zoinks:

[MorganGrayson]

Thank you. :agrin:

It takes remarkably little to make me happy, as is painfully apparent by some of the things I end up doing.