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sarettah
07-16-2005, 04:08 PM
I hate them all....

So, if you are a fucking programmer, post in this thread so I know not to talk to you :yowsa:

Lee
07-16-2005, 04:13 PM
In 2 weeks you will have forgotten about this thread ;)

http://www.sourcecoding.com

sarettah
07-16-2005, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Lee@Jul 16 2005, 03:14 PM
In 2 weeks you will have forgotten about this thread ;)

Are you a fucking programmer ??? I think not.

So, I have to ask myself "why is Lee posting in this thread?". Surely it's NOT because you don't want me to talk to you.

:blink:

Lee
07-16-2005, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by sarettah+Jul 16 2005, 12:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Jul 16 2005, 12:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Jul 16 2005, 03:14 PM
In 2 weeks you will have forgotten about this thread ;)

Are you a fucking programmer ??? I think not.

So, I have to ask myself "why is Lee posting in this thread?". Surely it's NOT because you don't want me to talk to you.

:blink: [/b][/quote]
I can program some stuff actually, i just choose to let others do it for me because im not that good at it hahaha

Lee
07-16-2005, 04:22 PM
10 print "i have sweaty balls"
20 goto 10
30 run

:nyanya:

sarettah
07-16-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Lee@Jul 16 2005, 03:21 PM
I can program some stuff actually,
That doesn't make you a fucking programmer, dammit.

I could probably suck a dick but that wouldn't make me gay, would it ? :blink: :huh:

Lee
07-16-2005, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by sarettah+Jul 16 2005, 12:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Jul 16 2005, 12:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Jul 16 2005, 03:21 PM
I can program some stuff actually,
That doesn't make you a fucking programmer, dammit.

I could probably suck a dick but that wouldn't make me gay, would it ? :blink: :huh: [/b][/quote]
Hahaha

So i better take 'programmer' off my resume then is what you are saying? ;)

Trev
07-16-2005, 05:16 PM
Onward....Through the fog......... (http://www.fuckingprogrammers.com/)





hahahahahaha

:lol: :lol:

That link is quality :wnw:

Jace
07-16-2005, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Lee@Jul 16 2005, 12:23 PM
10 print "i have sweaty balls"
20 goto 10
30 run

:nyanya:
omfg, i used to have a commodore vic-20, and that shit was so fun

nlphoto
07-16-2005, 11:04 PM
the site wouldn't let me into

Fucking Designers (http://www.fuckingdesigners.com)


I assume that domain will be live in err, two weeks ? :rolleyes:

Trev
07-17-2005, 04:51 AM
Originally posted by nlphoto@Jul 17 2005, 04:05 AM
the site wouldn't let me into

Fucking Designers (http://www.fuckingdesigners.com)


I assume that domain will be live in err, two weeks ? :rolleyes:
:lol: :lol:

:wnw:



But designers are much faster than programmers so I'm going with 1 week :yowsa:

mikeyddddd
07-17-2005, 07:42 AM
Anybody can write a program. But, not just anybody can be a programmer.

Newton
07-17-2005, 08:08 AM
What defines a great programmer?

sarettah
07-17-2005, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by nlphoto@Jul 16 2005, 10:05 PM
the site wouldn't let me into

Fucking Designers (http://www.fuckingdesigners.com)


I assume that domain will be live in err, two weeks ? :rolleyes:
It fucking worked for me.

Hmmm... me thinks that maybe I should go see if FuckingUsers is available :yowsa:

sarettah
07-17-2005, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by mikeyddddd@Jul 17 2005, 06:43 AM
Anybody can write a program. But, not just anybody can be a programmer.
And of those that actually are programmers, only a select few will ever qualify as a Fucking Programmer...... :okthumb:

sarettah
07-17-2005, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by Newton@Jul 17 2005, 07:09 AM
What defines a great programmer?
Whether the program works or not usually.....

sarettah
07-17-2005, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by Trev@Jul 17 2005, 03:52 AM
But designers are much faster than programmers so I'm going with 1 week :yowsa:
Yeah, but designers often have to wait for the programmers to get their shit done...

Programmers control the ebb and flow of all things computer. If a Fucking Programmer wants you to look good, they can do that. If they want you to look like shit, well, they can do that too..

A wise woman (my wife) once told me "never piss off a little man, they have nothing to lose, so they will kill you"... I have often paraphrased that as "Never piss off your Fucking Programmers, they have nothing to lose and they can embarass the fuck out of you"....

:zoinks:

sarettah
07-17-2005, 10:48 AM
I'm still waiting for all the Fucking Programmers to tell me who they are, so I can avoid them (or add them to my contact list... I always get those two things confused, ya know )

So, c'mon, anyone who thinks they are good enough to wear the label as a Fucking Programmer, pony on up.... dammit :yowsa:

rich06
07-17-2005, 12:50 PM
hey don't call me a fucking programmer - i'm a fucking web developer maaan. but you can probably guess that already as i haven't used any capital letters right?

sarettah this is /dev/null, /dev/null this is sarettah

:P
rich

sarettah
07-17-2005, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by rich06@Jul 17 2005, 11:51 AM
i'm a fucking web developer maaan.
What kind of webs do you develop ?

:blink:

Nickatilynx
07-17-2005, 08:54 PM
don't get me started on this....

RyanLanane
07-17-2005, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by JaceXXX+Jul 16 2005, 04:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JaceXXX @ Jul 16 2005, 04:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Jul 16 2005, 12:23 PM
10 print "i have sweaty balls"
20 goto 10
30 run

:nyanya:
omfg, i used to have a commodore vic-20, and that shit was so fun [/b][/quote]

Oh no....

My god, I remember learning BASIC - I think I spent two weeks straight programming a game that took 15-20 seconds to go through.. I think I was only 8 years old LOL - But still, that was not "fun" B)

sarettah
07-17-2005, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 17 2005, 07:55 PM
don't get me started on this....
lololololololololol........ :yowsa: