What's a girlfriend worth?

[pushpills]

I think I may have gotten off easy... but the number is aprox. 30-35grand (her share) for 1 and a half years. Been lookin at the amex.


.....I thought I got a refund once this kind of relationship was over!!!! My car collection is minus a vette, I shoulda just jerked off.


So a girlfriend to me is about 2 grand a month for her. What's yours? (bradshaw, your numbers are not needed, because I already know the percentage)

[pushpills]

I should at least get a tax deduction....no?


It's a business expense.....she took time away from my business...

[Newton]

You decided to take time away from your business, not your girlfriend, although you may have succumbed to her temptations with your eagerness to please her. You may be able to claim some back on entertaining lol

[Inabon]

still bitching about a girlfriend that took a vete!!!! fuck you should have been married.

get a hooker fuck her in the ear then go out get with 2 other girls and fuck them too (very hard)

then go to a normal place (not a bar, club or anything that has flashy bitches wearing little clothes) and find your self the one

but mind you once you find the one you will loose more than the corvette if you break up :)

[Peaches]

I'm worth about $1.56 - you should have stayed with me instead of trading me in for that young chick. :P

[Red]

Damn, I wish I could have gotten that much when I divorced the ex. He made sure all I left with were my clothes. Of course, he was from Sicily and connected so I suppose I should be happy I got out at all. Sicilian wives don't divorce, they disappear. :)

[Lee]

Originally posted by Peaches@Jul 14 2005, 05:31 AM
I'm worth about $1.56 - you should have stayed with me instead of trading me in for that young chick. :P
If i pay you double will you do our house keeping too? ;)

[Bhelliom]

My bitch Ex gf stole my TV....

Never date a redhead.... evil evil people... (except you Red. I'd make the exception)

edit: and now the new one wants my waterbed... fucking women... redheads and frenchies... no good

[DrGuile]

Car collection?

You need more than one (or two) cars to call it a collection...

wanker

[gonzo]

Steve Grogan.... be glad you didnt loose a lot more. I had to even go buy a bottle of mustard.

[Steady]

Lesson well learned...Time to move on. :huh:

[Lady Marmelade]

I think redheads and French women are hot. If anything combined together they make the perfect woman. Can't blame her for wanting your waterbed though Bhelliom, they are really cool!

[Bhelliom]

neither can I... I love it...

and they are hot... but combined they can be really really bitchy :P

Chloe is reading this as i post... so I should say that I really do like her so hopefully it won't come to her taking it :P

[Bhelliom]

Oh and welcome to the site

[Lady Marmelade]

I think the smartest thing to do would be to buy her one so she doesnt take yours...

[Bhelliom]

see? this is what I get for telling her the website I play on all the time...

now I have to go on her computer and block it

Lady marmalade = my gf that thinks she's cute :P

[Vick]

Did you factor in $50 to $100 per blowjob :blink: ?


Love is grand
Divorce is about 100 grand


edited to add - my ex got appx $40,000 in cash and a car at the time of our divorce
(I think of it as going to my son).
I think I got off easy

and going to the Serge school of wisdom,
all future payments are for my son ONLY!!!!

[el pres]

The one before this one cost me a house, but she deserved it putting up with me for 8 years..

This one is low maintenance and I love her even more because of that,
and she got a nice inheritence from her grandfather :agrin: .

[SykkBoy]

getting rid of a girlfriend is much cheaper than getting rid of a wife......


Peaches, I think I have $1.56 in my pocket right now..... ;-))

[Dravyk]

This thread reminds me of Eddie Murphy's skit from "Raw" where he brings back an African jungle woman "with a bone through her nose", marries her, and in the end she still yells: "Edddddieeeee, I want half!!" :P

[VooMan]

Hmmm... I have been really busy the last couple of months and haven't had much time to keep up with things around here...

So pushpills and the travelling in the mountains g/f broke up?

Bring me up to speed here people, I need to live vicariously through someone. B)

[Trev]

Originally posted by VooMan@Jul 14 2005, 11:36 PM
Hmmm... I have been really busy the last couple of months and haven't had much time to keep up with things around here...

So pushpills and the travelling in the mountains g/f broke up?

Bring me up to speed here people, I need to live vicariously through someone. B)
I'm here everyday and I need to catch up :yowsa:


But the gist:

She went - he pined - she returned and moved in - he was loving it - it became real - he moved her out - he posts on Oprano on "What's a girlfriend worth".


You can take the bolded 'he' the way the rest of us have :D

[JoesHO]

Sorry to hear this happened to you man....

[VooMan]

Thanks Trev, I appreciate the update. It seems our pushpills started a thread with the lowdown, so I'm all caught up now.

:okthumb:

Now... what's this I hear about 2257?


Kidding (and ducking)

[Trev]

Originally posted by VooMan@Jul 15 2005, 05:53 AM
Thanks Trev, I appreciate the update. It seems our pushpills started a thread with the lowdown, so I'm all caught up now.

:okthumb:

Now... what's this I hear about 2257?


Kidding (and ducking)
:lol:


I would take a much better person than me to explain 2257 :biglaugh:

[grimm]

girlfriend get something? you need a better lawyer. last girlfriend i burned all her shit in a crawfish pot, gaver her the lump of charred crap:)

[Trev]

Originally posted by grimm@Jul 16 2005, 10:24 AM
girlfriend get something? you need a better lawyer. last girlfriend i burned all her shit in a crawfish pot, gaver her the lump of charred crap:)
You're such a sweetheart :yowsa:

[grimm]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 16 2005, 01:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 16 2005, 01:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-grimm@Jul 16 2005, 10:24 AM
girlfriend get something? you need a better lawyer. last girlfriend i burned all her shit in a crawfish pot, gaver her the lump of charred crap:)
You're such a sweetheart :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
i dont fuck around, you fuck me, i fuck back harder:)