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Men and Women are welcome to their opinion :D
Dravyk
07-07-2005, 08:07 PM
What? No Mimi Rogers? :P
Originally posted by Dravyk@Jul 8 2005, 01:08 AM
What? No Mimi Rogers? :P
Even with the scroat* in there I had to list women I'd frequent :D
* you'll see
Newton
07-07-2005, 08:13 PM
That would be Penelope Cruz .. latina ;)
Dravyk
07-07-2005, 08:26 PM
Two things about Tom Cruise's relationships ...
Older woman with huge breasts, blonde-redhead, little latina, teeny-bopper. He sure likes diversity.
Second item, and this one ends up disturbing ... First a woman about 16 years older than him, then a woman five years younger, then eight years, and now a woman roughly 16 years younger than him.
.... I hate to say this, but his pattern shows that after he dumps Katie Holmes he'll going to find his next heart throb on the Disney Kids channel. :blink:
grimm
07-07-2005, 08:46 PM
whats wrong with disney kids channel? ;)
PornoDoggy
07-07-2005, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Dravyk@Jul 7 2005, 07:27 PM
Two things about Tom Cruise's relationships ...
Older woman with huge breasts, blonde-redhead, little latina, teeny-bopper. He sure likes diversity.
Second item, and this one ends up disturbing ... First a woman about 16 years older than him, then a woman five years younger, then eight years, and now a woman roughly 16 years younger than him.
.... I hate to say this, but his pattern shows that after he dumps Katie Holmes he'll going to find his next heart throb on the Disney Kids channel. :blink:
Oh, and like you didn't have the Mary Kate & Ashley Countdown Counter bookmarked.
sarettah
07-07-2005, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Jul 7 2005, 08:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Jul 7 2005, 08:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Jul 7 2005, 07:27 PM
Two things about Tom Cruise's relationships ...
Older woman with huge breasts, blonde-redhead, little latina, teeny-bopper. He sure likes diversity.
Second item, and this one ends up disturbing ... First a woman about 16 years older than him, then a woman five years younger, then eight years, and now a woman roughly 16 years younger than him.
.... I hate to say this, but his pattern shows that after he dumps Katie Holmes he'll going to find his next heart throb on the Disney Kids channel. :blink:
Oh, and like you didn't have the Mary Kate & Ashley Countdown Counter bookmarked. [/b][/quote]
rotfmfao......
:burn:
Hope you didn't count on CG for too much of your income PD..... :yowsa:
katie holmes for fun
nicole kidman for fuck
penelope cruz to show off to my friends
gonzo
07-07-2005, 09:52 PM
Did I mention GonZo likes redheads and theres still time to get me one for my birthday?
Newton
07-07-2005, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by gonzo@Jul 7 2005, 05:53 PM
Did I mention GonZo likes redheads and theres still time to get me one for my birthday?
Holy fuck your birthday is the 9th!!
Evil Chris
07-07-2005, 10:49 PM
Scientologists are against these kinds of polls, and the people who study them.
grimm
07-07-2005, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Evil Chris@Jul 7 2005, 06:50 PM
Scientologists are against these kinds of polls, and the people who study them.
but hopefully not birth control
Dravyk
07-07-2005, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Jul 7 2005, 08:16 PM
Oh, and like you didn't have the Mary Kate & Ashley Countdown Counter bookmarked.
Naw, they'd break too easily!
(Rodney Dangerfield impersonation)
Man those girls are skinny, I'm telling ya. How skinny?
A guy with a three inch dick could puncture a bladder, they're so skinny.
A guy with a five inch dick could do them both at once.
(We're talking when they're legal of course.)
Biggy
07-08-2005, 02:07 AM
penelope, hands down.
nicole looked like she is turning the corner in bewitched. better get it quick!
TheEnforcer
07-08-2005, 11:45 AM
Penelope Cruz blows those other two so far out of the water it isn't funny! :rokk:
Steady
07-08-2005, 11:54 AM
Nicole Kidman :inlove: :inlove:
Bhelliom
07-08-2005, 12:04 PM
Originally posted by Newton@Jul 7 2005, 04:14 PM
That would be Penelope Cruz .. latina ;)
Agreed 100%
Dravyk
07-08-2005, 12:52 PM
Nicole first, Katie second ... And I think I'd do Mimi before Penelope.
For some reason Ms. Cruz does nothing for me. (And I like Latinas, too.)
TheEnforcer
07-08-2005, 01:23 PM
BTW- Mimi Rogers would come after Penelope. A hot woman who loves to play poker would be very sweet!! :)
Steady
07-08-2005, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Jul 8 2005, 09:24 AM
BTW- Mimi Rogers would come after Penelope. A hot woman who loves to play poker would be very sweet!! :)
LOL....HAHAHAHAHA!!! :agrin:
pushpills
07-08-2005, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Dravyk@Jul 8 2005, 10:53 AM
Nicole first, Katie second ... And I think I'd do Mimi before Penelope.
For some reason Ms. Cruz does nothing for me. (And I like Latinas, too.)
i'd have to use the same list, Penelope always looks like she's about to do something mean, or that she is in fact a manikin.
Dravyk
07-08-2005, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Jul 8 2005, 12:24 PM
BTW- Mimi Rogers would come after Penelope. A hot woman who loves to play poker would be very sweet!! :)
And she was in "Lost in Space". I think you found your one-and-only, TE!!
Hmmm. Lost in Space .... Just realized, Mimi really is "Mrs. Robinson". :D
ThrobX
07-08-2005, 05:15 PM
Personally, I don't want anyone or anything that's had a Scientologist in it.
Particularly THIS asswipe.
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2004/2004-05/26-cruise-inside.jpg
Dravyk
07-08-2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by ThrobX@Jul 8 2005, 04:16 PM
Personally, I don't want anyone or anything that's had a Scientologist in it.
Particularly THIS asswipe.
I bet no one saw that one coming. :P
ThrobX
07-08-2005, 06:19 PM
Originally posted by Dravyk+Jul 8 2005, 01:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Jul 8 2005, 01:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ThrobX@Jul 8 2005, 04:16 PM
Personally, I don't want anyone or anything that's had a Scientologist in it.
Particularly THIS asswipe.
I bet no one saw that one coming. :P [/b][/quote]
OK, ok, I had that coming.
If I HAD to pick, it would be between Nicole and Penelope. Nicole has that "acts innocent but is probably a wild woman in the sack" thing going on, and Penelope, well, gotta go along with Newton on this and just say "she's Latina."
CERTAINLY not Mimi Rogers, she looks hideous lately. She's a MILF as in "Mom I'd Like To FORGET."
Originally posted by Dravyk+Jul 8 2005, 10:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Jul 8 2005, 10:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ThrobX@Jul 8 2005, 04:16 PM
Personally, I don't want anyone or anything that's had a Scientologist in it.
Particularly THIS asswipe.
I bet no one saw that one coming. :P [/b][/quote]
I thought the pic was ThrobX's new sig :yowsa:
Ahhh bugger it!!
Nicole is a minger! Nothing special and not good to look at!
Penelope is arm jewellery and a fine piece of bed play!
Katie is the younger and dirtier model of Penelope - the type you desire and don't want all at the same time - 10 years and we'll see if she's hot or not.
I'd take a real woman any day as these are celebs and therefore they are no longer real :awinky:
ThrobX
07-08-2005, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by Trev+Jul 8 2005, 02:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 8 2005, 02:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Dravyk@Jul 8 2005, 10:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-ThrobX@Jul 8 2005, 04:16 PM
Personally, I don't want anyone or anything that's had a Scientologist in it.
Particularly THIS asswipe.
I bet no one saw that one coming. :P
I thought the pic was ThrobX's new sig :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Maybe it should be my avatar! I'd hate to say goodbye to Don LaPre, though, he's served me so well.
EroticySteve
07-09-2005, 04:18 PM
Nicole Kidman by far. She was hot in Days of Thunder but she brought hotness to a whole new level in Eyes Wide Shut.
Originally posted by EroticySteve@Jul 9 2005, 12:19 PM
Nicole Kidman by far. She was hot in Days of Thunder but she brought hotness to a whole new level in Eyes Wide Shut.
Agreed.
Penelope Cruz is definitely molestable. No denying that but she's Spanish and when Spanish chicks pop it gets ugly. Take my word for it.
BruceM
07-11-2005, 07:05 PM
I vote for Penelope.
MorganGrayson
07-11-2005, 07:13 PM
I can't believe I keep checking this thread to make sure Nicole Kidman is in the lead.
I need a life. <_<
VooMan
07-13-2005, 12:52 AM
Beyond my obvious reasons for choosing Penelope Cruz, I just think it would be cool to be screaming the name Penelope while in the throes of orgasm.
Oh God, Penelope. I'm gonna....
OOOOOHHHHHH PEEEEENNNEEEEELLLLLOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Originally posted by VooMan@Jul 13 2005, 05:53 AM
Beyond my obvious reasons for choosing Penelope Cruz, I just think it would be cool to be screaming the name Penelope while in the throes of orgasm.
Oh God, Penelope. I'm gonna....
OOOOOHHHHHH PEEEEENNNEEEEELLLLLOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
:lol: :lol:
That's set me up with a smile for the day :okthumb:
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