Peaches...this one is for YOU!

[iamkathi]

I received this in an email from Mom and thought of you Peaches... we may have to try this on the next Vegas trip...



Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES!YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know. I thought you were watching."


Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.



:yowsa:

[Peaches]

Well, I can guarantee if we take off our clothes at the tables, we WILL get some looks :lol:

Now we have to figure out how to use this to our advantage at the War table. B)

[iamkathi]

I think we can figure out something... B)

[gonzo]

I am off to consult with the Dyer family on this matter.
Carly you have the Comm.

[dokk]

I'm going to try that one, it's my only chance of winning. ... err.. on second thought.. that might not be such a good idea.. I ain't no Fabio... lol.. it still would get their attention.. long enough to have security do ugly things to my body dragging it off in a back room... yikes. How come women can get away with this stuff and guys can't.. it ain't fair.. it just ain't fair.

lolll...

Cool idea though. ;-)

Beam me up Scotty.

[Trev]

Originally posted by dokk@Jul 1 2005, 11:44 PM
I'm going to try that one, it's my only chance of winning. ... err.. on second thought.. that might not be such a good idea.. I ain't no Fabio... lol.. it still would get their attention.. long enough to have security do ugly things to my body dragging it off in a back room... yikes. How come women can get away with this stuff and guys can't.. it ain't fair.. it just ain't fair.

lolll...

Cool idea though. ;-)

Beam me up Scotty.
They do have female dealers :awinky:

[squirtingcarly]

Originally posted by gonzo@Jul 1 2005, 02:23 PM
I am off to consult with the Dyer family on this matter.
Carly you have the Comm.
The Dyer's told me it works better if you send 3 FFNs through the lobby with safety goggles and ponchos. :lol:

So Kathi and Peaches I think if you do that and strip you may be able to get the money off of everyones table. :P

[gonzo]

Originally posted by squirtingcarly+Jul 1 2005, 07:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (squirtingcarly @ Jul 1 2005, 07:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Jul 1 2005, 02:23 PM
I am off to consult with the Dyer family on this matter.
Carly you have the Comm.
The Dyer's told me it works better if you send 3 FFNs through the lobby with safety goggles and ponchos. :lol:

So Kathi and Peaches I think if you do that and strip you may be able to get the money off of everyones table. :P [/b][/quote]
The Dyers stood me up!

Long live the Watkins Family!!!

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by gonzo+Jul 1 2005, 11:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jul 1 2005, 11:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by squirtingcarly@Jul 1 2005, 07:18 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Jul 1 2005, 02:23 PM
I am off to consult with the Dyer family on this matter.
Carly you have the Comm.
The Dyer's told me it works better if you send 3 FFNs through the lobby with safety goggles and ponchos. :lol:

So Kathi and Peaches I think if you do that and strip you may be able to get the money off of everyones table. :P
The Dyers stood me up!

Long live the Watkins Family!!! [/b][/quote]
Wilson Family this weekend.

Get it right.

And not just a reunion, but reunion and bar mitsvah...


Asking for the pork plate in the buffet line was NOT cool however....I was very embarassed.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jul 3 2005, 03:56 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jul 3 2005, 03:56 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by gonzo@Jul 1 2005, 11:42 PM
Originally posted by squirtingcarly@Jul 1 2005, 07:18 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Jul 1 2005, 02:23 PM
I am off to consult with the Dyer family on this matter.
Carly you have the Comm.
The Dyer's told me it works better if you send 3 FFNs through the lobby with safety goggles and ponchos. :lol:

So Kathi and Peaches I think if you do that and strip you may be able to get the money off of everyones table. :P
The Dyers stood me up!

Long live the Watkins Family!!!
Wilson Family this weekend.

Get it right.

And not just a reunion, but reunion and bar mitsvah...


Asking for the pork plate in the buffet line was NOT cool however....I was very embarassed. [/b][/quote]
Sorry im a little short circuited. Cousin Willy had me up with visions of a 3am hardcore shoot dancing in my head.

Your just mad that you had got your plate before I asked for the pig after you got your kosher plate.

[Hell Puppy]

The late night calls from talent dont bother me.

But every hotel in Atlanta being full of family reunions and kids who playing with the elevators til only one is left working is about to get on my last nerve.

Though, I'm glad Buddha taught us how to deal with the kids.

I'm not sure even I can scowl as well as he does, I mean the man is a professional after all, but I do have the delivery of the "what the fuck is wrong with yall" line down pat.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 3 2005, 06:26 AM
But every hotel in Atlanta being full of family reunions and kids who playing with the elevators til only one is left working is about to get on my last nerve.
I'll trade you those for all the tourists up here. The ones up this weekend make the leaf people look like geniuses. Between driving behind people going 35 in a 55 zone for 3 miles while looking at a map (I at least pull over when I get lost), people asking where every single thing in the grocery store could be (like our stores are that much different), weekend renters breaking every HOA rule we have, and the restaurants being filled, Tuesday can't come fast enough. :grrr:

[squirtingcarly]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 3 2005, 02:26 AM
The late night calls from talent dont bother me.

But every hotel in Atlanta being full of family reunions and kids who playing with the elevators til only one is left working is about to get on my last nerve.

Though, I'm glad Buddha taught us how to deal with the kids.

I'm not sure even I can scowl as well as he does, I mean the man is a professional after all, but I do have the delivery of the "what the fuck is wrong with yall" line down pat.
:lol: :lol: Be careful with the scowling your face might stay like that. Thats what happened to Buddah.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by squirtingcarly+Jul 3 2005, 01:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (squirtingcarly @ Jul 3 2005, 01:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hell Puppy@Jul 3 2005, 02:26 AM
The late night calls from talent dont bother me.

But every hotel in Atlanta being full of family reunions and kids who playing with the elevators til only one is left working is about to get on my last nerve.

Though, I'm glad Buddha taught us how to deal with the kids.

I'm not sure even I can scowl as well as he does, I mean the man is a professional after all, but I do have the delivery of the "what the fuck is wrong with yall" line down pat.
:lol: :lol: Be careful with the scowling your face might stay like that. Thats what happened to Buddah. [/b][/quote]
"WHat the FUck is Wrong With you?"

"Hey Granma"