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Lee
06-28-2005, 03:27 PM
Anyone other than Bradshaw know the answer to this?

Figured a good business thread was needed :yowsa:

gonzo
06-28-2005, 03:31 PM
There are all sorts of shaves... from the checks in the mail all the way over to the dreaded reverse shave!

TheEnforcer
06-28-2005, 03:49 PM
The natural shave that comes about from no program being able to 100% track every hit sent no matter how hard one tries.

Newton
06-28-2005, 06:09 PM
I am surprised they dont rank them or name them, much like a Brazilian or a Hollywood trim ;)

Rolo
06-28-2005, 06:32 PM
Fuck, when I read this thread title and saw it was Lee posting, then I thought "damn, is he setting up a "get your cock and balls shaved by lee" booth to promote his new program".... ;-)))

Trev
06-28-2005, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Rolo@Jun 28 2005, 11:33 PM
Fuck, when I read this thread title and saw it was Lee posting, then I thought "damn, is he setting up a "get your cock and balls shaved by lee" booth to promote his new program".... ;-)))
You just had to give him ideas didn't you :yowsa:

Newton
06-28-2005, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Trev+Jun 28 2005, 02:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jun 28 2005, 02:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rolo@Jun 28 2005, 11:33 PM
Fuck, when I read this thread title and saw it was Lee posting, then I thought "damn, is he setting up a "get your cock and balls shaved by lee" booth to promote his new program".... ;-)))
You just had to give him ideas didn't you :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Blindfolded would have been the added "hint of danger" lol

Trev
06-28-2005, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Newton+Jun 29 2005, 12:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Newton @ Jun 29 2005, 12:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Jun 28 2005, 02:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Rolo@Jun 28 2005, 11:33 PM
Fuck, when I read this thread title and saw it was Lee posting, then I thought "damn, is he setting up a "get your cock and balls shaved by lee" booth to promote his new program".... ;-)))
You just had to give him ideas didn't you :yowsa:
Blindfolded would have been the added "hint of danger" lol [/b][/quote]
Now I'm liking it but it would need to be a cut throat used ;)

Nickatilynx
06-28-2005, 07:18 PM
How can I shave you ?
Let me count the ways lol

Trev
06-28-2005, 07:21 PM
Receiving traffic and moving it offsite with no affiliate id is one way!

Nickatilynx
06-28-2005, 07:23 PM
Shaving is easy.

Reverse shaving is smart :)

Trev
06-28-2005, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Trev@Jun 29 2005, 12:22 AM
Receiving traffic and moving it offsite with no affiliate id is one way!
I really should read the thread titles properly, as I missed the "without getting caught" part...

Rolo
06-28-2005, 07:35 PM
#1 - The first rule of Shaving is, you do not talk about Shaving.

#2 - The second rule of Shaving is, you DO NOT talk about Shaving.

#3 - If someone post screenshots from your internal shaving admin area, the shave is over.

#4 - All affiliates are to be shaved.

#5 - Multiple shaves at a time.

#6 - No mkstats, no 24+ hours delayed stats.

#7 - Shaving will go on as long as it have to.

#8 - If this is your first affiliate program, you have to shave!

Nickatilynx
06-28-2005, 07:54 PM
ahahahahahahahaha

"""#3 - If someone post screenshots from your internal shaving admin area, the shave is over.""""

Not necessarily.... lol

Newton
06-28-2005, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 28 2005, 03:55 PM
ahahahahahahahaha

"""#3 - If someone post screenshots from your internal shaving admin area, the shave is over.""""

Not necessarily.... lol
Isnt that what they term as 'plausible deniability' then to assign the blame to a programmer allegedly?

Urban Legends Video
06-30-2005, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 28 2005, 06:19 PM
How can I shave you ?
Let me count the ways lol
sounds familiar (http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?showtopic=17924&hl=)

Lee
06-30-2005, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jun 28 2005, 03:55 PM
ahahahahahahahaha

"""#3 - If someone post screenshots from your internal shaving admin area, the shave is over.""""

Not necessarily.... lol
Right... You just turn it up a week later when all the GFY'ers forget about it ;)