The Koran..

[Nickatilynx]

I'd have taken a shit on it to get one of them to talk.

[Steady]

a friend of mine who is muslim gave me a copy of the koran,
I did not want to hurt his feelings, so I accepted the book.

I've tried to give it to some one who practices the religion, apparently
no body wants it. :huh:

I don't practice the religion...anybody need a copy? :P

[Trev]

Originally posted by Steady@May 27 2005, 04:13 PM
a friend of mine who is muslim gave me a copy of the koran,
I did not want to hurt his feelings, so I accepted the book.

I've tried to give it to some one who practices the religion, apparently
no body wants it. :huh:

I don't practice the religion...anybody need a copy? :P
I'll ask my next door neighbour... She's a muslim...

[Steady]

Originally posted by Trev+May 27 2005, 07:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 27 2005, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Steady@May 27 2005, 04:13 PM
a friend of mine who is muslim gave me a copy of the koran,
I did not want to hurt his feelings, so I accepted the book.

I've tried to give it to some one who practices the religion, apparently
no body wants it. :huh:

I don't practice the religion...anybody need a copy? :P
I'll ask my next door neighbour... She's a muslim...[/b][/quote]


Thanx Trev...I'll be more then happy to send it to your neighbor. :)

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Steady@May 27 2005, 10:13 AM
a friend of mine who is muslim gave me a copy of the koran,
I did not want to hurt his feelings, so I accepted the book.

I've tried to give it to some one who practices the religion, apparently
no body wants it. :huh:

I don't practice the religion...anybody need a copy? :P
I used to practice. But I never got it right. :P

[Inabon]

hey i need something to hold a door open can you fedex it to me?

[Phoenix]

id like to read the bible and the koran

just the good parts...as i cant stand for that much bullshit in one sitting

[Trev]

Originally posted by Phoenix@May 27 2005, 07:21 PM
id like to read the bible and the koran

just the good parts...as i cant stand for that much bullshit in one sitting
There are good parts :blink:

[TheEnforcer]

The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine. :huh:

Not sure if the koran does or not.

[Trev]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 07:59 PM
The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine. :huh:

Not sure if the koran does or not.
Why do you think us Catholics have big families and lots of scars :P

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Trev+May 27 2005, 02:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 27 2005, 02:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 07:59 PM
The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine. :huh:

Not sure if the koran does or not.
Why do you think us Catholics have big families and lots of scars :P [/b][/quote]
You REALLY need to watch the Kevin Smith movie Dogma! No self respecting catholic should ever miss it!

[johnshinil]

G. B. Shaw was right when he said, "Islam is the best religion, but Muslim's are the worst followers".

JohnShinil.

[Trev]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+May 27 2005, 08:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ May 27 2005, 08:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 27 2005, 02:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 07:59 PM
The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine. :huh:

Not sure if the koran does or not.
Why do you think us Catholics have big families and lots of scars :P
You REALLY need to watch the Kevin Smith movie Dogma! No self respecting catholic should ever miss it! [/b][/quote]
I've seen it, it's an awesome movie!!

A bit beyond anything I beleive though.

:)

[Steady]

Originally posted by Trev+May 27 2005, 12:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 27 2005, 12:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 27 2005, 02:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 07:59 PM
The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine. :huh:

Not sure if the koran does or not.
Why do you think us Catholics have big families and lots of scars :P
You REALLY need to watch the Kevin Smith movie Dogma! No self respecting catholic should ever miss it!
I've seen it, it's an awesome movie!!

A bit beyond anything I beleive though.

:)[/b][/quote]


Need to check out Stigmata....

It will scare the hell into you...pray you're not next! :) :)

[Steady]

Originally posted by Inabon@May 27 2005, 10:18 AM
hey i need something to hold a door open can you fedex it to me?



I thought Mini held the door open for you? :o

[Trev]

Originally posted by Steady+May 27 2005, 09:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Steady @ May 27 2005, 09:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 27 2005, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 27 2005, 02:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 07:59 PM
The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine. :huh:

Not sure if the koran does or not.
Why do you think us Catholics have big families and lots of scars :P
You REALLY need to watch the Kevin Smith movie Dogma! No self respecting catholic should ever miss it!
I've seen it, it's an awesome movie!!

A bit beyond anything I beleive though.

:)


Need to check out Stigmata....

It will scare the hell into you...pray you're not next! :) :) [/b][/quote]
Also been watched and enjoyed (I do movies on religion)

Now stigmata is something I really can't get my head around... but then there are doctors and surgeons in South America that can't either...

[Electra]

Its interesting to study religions and see how and why things mean what they do to their followers . How cults made up of the worship of pagan gods and twisted truths became these huge religious bodies that encroach into every corner of peoples lives.

Anyone can start a religion..although they are referred to as '"cults" nowadays. We could start our own religion right here and now if we wanted to and have all sorts of nonsensical tenets. In a few hundred years we could have a whole money making entity with hundreds of thousands of believers.

:yowsa:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Steady+May 27 2005, 03:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Steady @ May 27 2005, 03:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 27 2005, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 27 2005, 02:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 07:59 PM
The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine. :huh:

Not sure if the koran does or not.
Why do you think us Catholics have big families and lots of scars :P
You REALLY need to watch the Kevin Smith movie Dogma! No self respecting catholic should ever miss it!
I've seen it, it's an awesome movie!!

A bit beyond anything I beleive though.

:)


Need to check out Stigmata....

It will scare the hell into you...pray you're not next! :) :) [/b][/quote]
Stigmata was a damn good movie too.

[Inabon]

Originally posted by Steady+May 27 2005, 03:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Steady @ May 27 2005, 03:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Inabon@May 27 2005, 10:18 AM
hey i need something to hold a door open can you fedex it to me?



I thought Mini held the door open for you? :o [/b][/quote]
yeah he does but i have him doing something else :)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Electra@May 29 2005, 08:40 AM
Its interesting to study religions and see how and why things mean what they do to their followers . How cults made up of the worship of pagan gods and twisted truths became these huge religious bodies that encroach into every corner of peoples lives.

Anyone can start a religion..although they are referred to as '"cults" nowadays. We could start our own religion right here and now if we wanted to and have all sorts of nonsensical tenets. In a few hundred years we could have a whole money making entity with hundreds of thousands of believers.

:yowsa:
The church of Nickatylinxs'

HOMO is the dogma....

Wankers are teh alter boys

and Penguines are the serpent handlers?

[grimm]

has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by grimm@May 30 2005, 03:22 PM
has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.
More importantly, are the suns gonna get swept?

[grimm]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+May 30 2005, 04:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ May 30 2005, 04:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-grimm@May 30 2005, 03:22 PM
has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.
More importantly, are the suns gonna get swept? [/b][/quote]
ill take yes;)

[Trev]

Both the Bible and the Koran would make welcome additions in my house...























I'm always running out of toilet paper <_<

[Newton]

Remind me never to shake hands with you lol

[Trev]

Originally posted by Newton@May 31 2005, 02:03 PM
Remind me never to shake hands with you lol
What can I say... I'm a very touchy feely person :yowsa:

[Timon]

If you were held hostage by Zarqawi, do you think your captors would provide you with a bible and handle it with great respect?

Or would they chop your head off, live on al-Jazeera, if you politely requested one?

[grimm]

http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newshirt490.htm

[Trev]

Originally posted by grimm@Jun 1 2005, 10:10 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newshirt490.htm
Hahahahahah

:lol:

Thats quality! :okthumb:

[Timon]

Originally posted by grimm@Jun 1 2005, 04:10 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/newshirt490.htm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's GOOD ;-))))

I'm gonna wear that on my upcoming trip to Tehran ;-))

[gigi]

Originally posted by Steady+May 27 2005, 12:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Steady @ May 27 2005, 12:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 27 2005, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 27 2005, 02:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@May 27 2005, 07:59 PM
The bible has some of the most nasty and kinky sex along with some of the most brutal acts of barbarism you could imagine. :huh:

Not sure if the koran does or not.
Why do you think us Catholics have big families and lots of scars :P
You REALLY need to watch the Kevin Smith movie Dogma! No self respecting catholic should ever miss it!
I've seen it, it's an awesome movie!!

A bit beyond anything I beleive though.

:)


Need to check out Stigmata....

It will scare the hell into you...pray you're not next! :) :) [/b][/quote]
'The Body' was surprisingly really good, too.....they found the remains of Jesus....or, did they? :o

[gigi]

Originally posted by grimm@May 30 2005, 03:22 PM
has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.
I agree, except that the Koran specifically addresses 'a woman's' place, and I believe, that in today's society, to support such things is harmful and goes against the rights that women have fought so hard to attain in the western world.

[gigi]

Originally posted by Trev@May 31 2005, 04:46 AM

I'm always running out of toilet paper <_<
Spoken like a true Catholic! :D

[Trev]

Originally posted by gigi+Jun 3 2005, 12:08 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gigi @ Jun 3 2005, 12:08 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 31 2005, 04:46 AM

I'm always running out of toilet paper <_<
Spoken like a true Catholic! :D [/b][/quote]
It must really show :lol:

[Sandee:)]

Originally posted by gigi+Jun 2 2005, 03:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gigi @ Jun 2 2005, 03:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-grimm@May 30 2005, 03:22 PM
has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.
I agree, except that the Koran specifically addresses 'a woman's' place, and I believe, that in today's society, to support such things is harmful and goes against the rights that women have fought so hard to attain in the western world. [/b][/quote]
Where would we be without the right to be board whores :inlove:

Sandee:)

[gigi]

Originally posted by Sandee:)+Jun 2 2005, 09:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sandee:) @ Jun 2 2005, 09:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by gigi@Jun 2 2005, 03:07 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-grimm@May 30 2005, 03:22 PM
has anyone eread even a part of the Koran? just curious.


its pretty much the same as the bible as far as teachings. both, imho are nice works of fiction, worthy of a spot on the shelf next to my dickens collection.. when interpreted as a text, the lessons taught do no harm, give people hope, a guideline for a life for those who need it, so i cannot say either one is worth NOT perusing.
I agree, except that the Koran specifically addresses 'a woman's' place, and I believe, that in today's society, to support such things is harmful and goes against the rights that women have fought so hard to attain in the western world.
Where would we be without the right to be board whores :inlove:

Sandee:) [/b][/quote]
LMAO! Exactly! hahaha