Chav flash files

[ThrobX]

Anyone who hates Chavs will especially enjoy these. If you don't know what a Chav is, the first file pretty much explains it all. Enjoy, prepare to have tunes stuck in your head.

In Me Burberry (http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Chavs.htm)

Chavhemian Rhapsody (http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/Chavs2.htm)

Chav Aid (http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/flashpanel/ChavAid.htm)

[Newton]

Chavhemian Rhapsody - LOL
JJB has a trackie put aside for me LOL

They are pure fucking scum lol

[el pres]

:biglaugh: Thank fuck I moved.. I just get Spanish chavs
And when your as big n ugly as me with a shaved head, they dont bother you.

[Trev]

hahahahaha :lol: :lol:

:okthumb:


They're funny because they're right on target :biglaugh:

[Nickatilynx]

ahahahahahahahahahaha I miss them....

They used to be parked on the bridge in Maidstome in all there little XR3i etc , when I'd be on my way home in my Porsche.

Little wankers LOL

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 05:01 PM
ahahahahahahahahahaha I miss them....

They used to be parked on the bridge in Maidstome in all there little XR3i etc , when I'd be on my way home in my Porsche.

Little wankers LOL
XR3i :lol:


The sad thing is that when I was 15 I wanted one :( :unsure:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+May 16 2005, 08:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 16 2005, 08:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 05:01 PM
ahahahahahahahahahaha I miss them....

They used to be parked on the bridge in Maidstome in all there little XR3i etc , when I'd be on my way home in my Porsche.

Little wankers LOL
XR3i :lol:


The sad thing is that when I was 15 I wanted one :( :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Sad thing is , eventually I had through my hands in England both an Escort Cosworth (with the big fin) hardly ever drove it though....and a Sierra Cosworth.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 16 2005, 05:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 16 2005, 05:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 08:02 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 05:01 PM
ahahahahahahahahahaha I miss them....

They used to be parked on the bridge in Maidstome in all there little XR3i etc , when I'd be on my way home in my Porsche.

Little wankers LOL
XR3i :lol:


The sad thing is that when I was 15 I wanted one :( :unsure:
Sad thing is , eventually I had through my hands in England both an Escort Cosworth (with the big fin) hardly ever drove it though....and a Sierra Cosworth. [/b][/quote]
When I was 18, I would have done this :wnw:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+May 16 2005, 08:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 16 2005, 08:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 08:02 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 05:01 PM
ahahahahahahahahahaha I miss them....

They used to be parked on the bridge in Maidstome in all there little XR3i etc , when I'd be on my way home in my Porsche.

Little wankers LOL
XR3i :lol:


The sad thing is that when I was 15 I wanted one :( :unsure:
Sad thing is , eventually I had through my hands in England both an Escort Cosworth (with the big fin) hardly ever drove it though....and a Sierra Cosworth.
When I was 18, I would have done this :wnw: [/b][/quote]
ahahahaha BOLLOCKS!!!

Deep down , deep deep down , you still are!!!!! ;-)))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 16 2005, 05:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 16 2005, 05:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 08:02 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 05:01 PM
ahahahahahahahahahaha I miss them....

They used to be parked on the bridge in Maidstome in all there little XR3i etc , when I'd be on my way home in my Porsche.

Little wankers LOL
XR3i :lol:


The sad thing is that when I was 15 I wanted one :( :unsure:
Sad thing is , eventually I had through my hands in England both an Escort Cosworth (with the big fin) hardly ever drove it though....and a Sierra Cosworth.
When I was 18, I would have done this :wnw:
ahahahaha BOLLOCKS!!!

Deep down , deep deep down , you still are!!!!! ;-))) [/b][/quote]
Ok so you know me better than I thought :D

[Dravyk]

So basically this is a bunch of "W"s with English accents, I take it.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Dravyk@May 16 2005, 08:44 AM
So basically this is a bunch of "W"s with English accents, I take it.
Pretty much.....

Pikeys without our class ;-)))

[Trev]

Chavs are the lowest of the low, scum, filth. The list goes on and on.

They are an epidemic that's spreading all over the country and what makes the mind boggle is that even the most well to do children are dressing Chav like.

:angry:


At least Pikeys have an unwritten code :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha

Oh deary deary me.....


"Chavs and Pikeys are effectively spawned of the same genotype, it is more circumstance that decides whether one is Pikey or Chav. Pikeys represent the more traditional Gypsy side of the family tree and are generally speaking, more dangerous though less vocally abusive than a Chav. A Pikey is far less concerned with external appearance than a Chav, so recognising a proper Pikey is harder than spotting a complete Chav. "

Us "showmen" find it all very amusing.

;-)))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:09 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha

Oh deary deary me.....


"Chavs and Pikeys are effectively spawned of the same genotype, it is more circumstance that decides whether one is Pikey or Chav. Pikeys represent the more traditional Gypsy side of the family tree and are generally speaking, more dangerous though less vocally abusive than a Chav. A Pikey is far less concerned with external appearance than a Chav, so recognising a proper Pikey is harder than spotting a complete Chav. "

Us "showmen" find it all very amusing.

;-)))
If you wear a baseball cap you're classed as a Chav, (Toni has just further clued me in)

:blink:

I've got something like 6 or 7 caps, none are Burberry though :)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+May 16 2005, 09:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 16 2005, 09:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:09 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha

Oh deary deary me.....


"Chavs and Pikeys are effectively spawned of the same genotype, it is more circumstance that decides whether one is Pikey or Chav. Pikeys represent the more traditional Gypsy side of the family tree and are generally speaking, more dangerous though less vocally abusive than a Chav. A Pikey is far less concerned with external appearance than a Chav, so recognising a proper Pikey is harder than spotting a complete Chav. "

Us "showmen" find it all very amusing.

;-)))
If you wear a baseball cap you're classed as a Chav, (Toni has just further clued me in)

:blink:

I've got something like 6 or 7 caps, none are Burberry though :) [/b][/quote]
You are waaaaaaaaay more Chav like than me!

Even the fucking haircut!

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 16 2005, 06:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 16 2005, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 09:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:09 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha

Oh deary deary me.....


"Chavs and Pikeys are effectively spawned of the same genotype, it is more circumstance that decides whether one is Pikey or Chav. Pikeys represent the more traditional Gypsy side of the family tree and are generally speaking, more dangerous though less vocally abusive than a Chav. A Pikey is far less concerned with external appearance than a Chav, so recognising a proper Pikey is harder than spotting a complete Chav. "

Us "showmen" find it all very amusing.

;-)))
If you wear a baseball cap you're classed as a Chav, (Toni has just further clued me in)

:blink:

I've got something like 6 or 7 caps, none are Burberry though :)
You are waaaaaaaaay more Chav like than me!

Even the fucking haircut! [/b][/quote]
Now you're just being hurtful...



:biglaugh:

[ThrobX]

Originally posted by Trev+May 16 2005, 09:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 16 2005, 09:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 09:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:09 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha

Oh deary deary me.....


"Chavs and Pikeys are effectively spawned of the same genotype, it is more circumstance that decides whether one is Pikey or Chav. Pikeys represent the more traditional Gypsy side of the family tree and are generally speaking, more dangerous though less vocally abusive than a Chav. A Pikey is far less concerned with external appearance than a Chav, so recognising a proper Pikey is harder than spotting a complete Chav. "

Us "showmen" find it all very amusing.

;-)))
If you wear a baseball cap you're classed as a Chav, (Toni has just further clued me in)

:blink:

I've got something like 6 or 7 caps, none are Burberry though :)
You are waaaaaaaaay more Chav like than me!

Even the fucking haircut!
Now you're just being hurtful...



:biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
Oh, grow a pair, ya fuckin' Chav scum. :P

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by ThrobX+May 16 2005, 02:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ThrobX @ May 16 2005, 02:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 09:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:09 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha

Oh deary deary me.....


"Chavs and Pikeys are effectively spawned of the same genotype, it is more circumstance that decides whether one is Pikey or Chav. Pikeys represent the more traditional Gypsy side of the family tree and are generally speaking, more dangerous though less vocally abusive than a Chav. A Pikey is far less concerned with external appearance than a Chav, so recognising a proper Pikey is harder than spotting a complete Chav. "

Us "showmen" find it all very amusing.

;-)))
If you wear a baseball cap you're classed as a Chav, (Toni has just further clued me in)

:blink:

I've got something like 6 or 7 caps, none are Burberry though :)
You are waaaaaaaaay more Chav like than me!

Even the fucking haircut!
Now you're just being hurtful...



:biglaugh:
Oh, grow a pair, ya fuckin' Chav scum. :P [/b][/quote]
:okthumb:

ahahahahahaha nice one!!!


Throbx , you got any pikey in ya?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 16 2005, 02:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 16 2005, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by ThrobX@May 16 2005, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Trev@May 16 2005, 09:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 06:09 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahaha

Oh deary deary me.....


"Chavs and Pikeys are effectively spawned of the same genotype, it is more circumstance that decides whether one is Pikey or Chav. Pikeys represent the more traditional Gypsy side of the family tree and are generally speaking, more dangerous though less vocally abusive than a Chav. A Pikey is far less concerned with external appearance than a Chav, so recognising a proper Pikey is harder than spotting a complete Chav. "

Us "showmen" find it all very amusing.

;-)))
If you wear a baseball cap you're classed as a Chav, (Toni has just further clued me in)

:blink:

I've got something like 6 or 7 caps, none are Burberry though :)
You are waaaaaaaaay more Chav like than me!

Even the fucking haircut!
Now you're just being hurtful...



:biglaugh:
Oh, grow a pair, ya fuckin' Chav scum. :P
:okthumb:

ahahahahahaha nice one!!!


Throbx , you got any pikey in ya? [/b][/quote]

Want some? :)

[Trev]

Originally posted by ThrobX@May 16 2005, 11:12 PM
Oh, grow a pair, ya fuckin' Chav scum. :P
Wid my lass controlin de stealin nd robbin... r u fukkin jokin me!


me burberry aint goin out lyk dat lyk :ph34r:

[ThrobX]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 16 2005, 02:14 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 16 2005, 02:14 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@May 16 2005, 02:14 PM
Throbx , you got any pikey in ya?

Want some? :) [/b][/quote]
I'm happy to say... no and no. :D

I AM moving very soon, but neither in nor anywhere near what you call a "caravan."

[Vick]

As one of the the American's left at Oprano

Please dig Sid Vicious out of his grave, fucking dig up Brian Jones for that much




Edited to add- the first clip has a reference to being on Cloud 9 and then something to do with Nick

[Vick]

Fucking no wonder Duran Duran's making a coomeback




Lipstick cherry all over the lens as she’s falling
In miles of sharp blue water coming in where she lies
The diving man’s coming up for air
Cause the crowd all love pulling dolly by the hair, by the hair
And she wonders how she ever got here
As she goes under again

Girls on film (two minutes later)
Girls on film
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Girls on film