Anything I should know about living with a girl?

[pushpills]

is there?

[Trev]

Put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
She'll use your razor for her legs.
Panties end up it the strangest of places.
Your mirror won't be good enough.
Be prepared to loose 75% of your wardrobe space.

There are so many more but that’s a general idea :)

[The Other Steve]

Originally posted by Trev@May 12 2005, 11:06 PM
Put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
She'll use your razor for her legs.
Panties end up it the strangest of places.
Your mirror won't be good enough.
Be prepared to loose 75% of your wardrobe space.

There are so many more but that’s a general idea :)
Better get used to washing her underwear too

[kmanrox]

you won't ever really get a guilt-free 'boys night out'

you're going to have to spray that bathroom after you take a dump

you'll feel silly singin in the shower

you'll be sick of living with a girl after 1-3 months and you'll wish you never did it

you'll eventually get so sick of her that you can wait for her friends to come over so u can eye-fuck them and pretend to yourself that her friends are flirting with you and you could bang them if you realllly wanted to

she'll take your parking spaces

she'll park behind you even when she knows damned well you're leaving in 15 minutes

you'll have to watch what you say on the phone

you'll have to watch what you and your friends say while in the house

you'll have to make sure the hooker you banged from the street didnt leave lipstick, hairpin or whatnot in your car before you go home (happened to me when i was married)

youll be expected to mow the lawn in a timely fashion if you dont have a gardner

youll be expected to do stupid shit like wash the windows outside and inside and shit because she cant reach them if you dont have a housekeeper

she will get fat and lazy and you wont know how to tell her to unfuck herself without being a total schmuck

she will slack on her laundry duties or only do her laundry and you'll want to fucking kill her because you really wanted to wear a shirt that you thought was gonna be clean




the ONLY good thing that will become of this, is that you will LOVE the smell of the house right after she takes a shower and uses all those girly good smelling stuff.... gives her a temporary aura of being from another planet where maybe, just MAYBE living with a woman is GREAT...

[Trev]

Originally posted by kmanrox@May 13 2005, 09:18 AM
you'll eventually get so sick of her that you can wait for her friends to come over so u can eye-fuck them and pretend to yourself that her friends are flirting with you and you could bang them if you realllly wanted to...
:wnw:


I feel as if I've known you for years :)

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by Trev@May 12 2005, 11:06 PM
Put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
She'll use your razor for her legs.
Panties end up it the strangest of places.
Your mirror won't be good enough.
Be prepared to loose 75% of your wardrobe space.

There are so many more but that’s a general idea :)
Yup, yup, yup.

A few more:

You'll have to eat healthily and follow the latest diet, unless it's her that wants to pig out on chips etc.

You'll discover at least 6 varieties of bubble bath in the bathroom.

Your mess is because you're disgustingly untidy, her mess is also your fault in some way.

Your body is just a portable warmer for her cold feet.

You'll need to buy your own wardrobe and chest of drawers.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Jeremy+May 13 2005, 10:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jeremy @ May 13 2005, 10:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 12 2005, 11:06 PM
Put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
She'll use your razor for her legs.
Panties end up it the strangest of places.
Your mirror won't be good enough.
Be prepared to loose 75% of your wardrobe space.

There are so many more but that’s a general idea :)
Yup, yup, yup.

A few more:

You'll have to eat healthily and follow the latest diet, unless it's her that wants to pig out on chips etc.

You'll discover at least 6 varieties of bubble bath in the bathroom.

Your mess is because you're disgustingly untidy, her mess is also your fault in some way.

Your body is just a portable warmer for her cold feet.

You'll need to buy your own wardrobe and chest of drawers. [/b][/quote]
Forget any tv shows/sporting events that you like! Soaps are the dish of the day now.
Look forward to many, many hours of being dragged around Ikea.
Forget going out for a drink with the guys... unless you take her along as well.

[pushpills]

damn I'm starting to think my girlfriend is even cooler than I thought, because I don't think hardly any of those will be a problem. I guess i'll know in about 17 hours. :yowsa:

I don't know where she's going to put her clothes though, I've got them all in garbage bags in storage, along with all her desk and other crap I don't have room for. I suppoooose I can put some of my winter clothes in storage.....

[Trev]

Originally posted by pushpills@May 13 2005, 10:42 AM
damn I'm starting to think my girlfriend is even cooler than I thought, because I don't think hardly any of those will be a problem. I guess i'l know in about 17 hours. :yowsa:

I don't know where she's going to put her clothes though, I've got them all in garbage bags in storage, along with all her desk and other crap I don't have room for. I suppoooose I can put some of my winter clothes in storage.....
2 weeks from now you'll shit at how much space she has and how little space you have :D

[Newton]

Honesty is a town in Ohio (http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?ovi=1&zoom=7&mapdata=Qg5DZUlxQC%2fJ37%2fvcGyC3aLWt2OKlCyxnQHY4K m0FZoXRkWiesjZimrlqz6hG5f8mlNfG1a%2fIsO8M4YUP1La5v siiBYJiFq91L690kgDoL5iMqEuvn2eoaeefeM4jRqlYO7%2bfQ w3xXBC4B%2bjhZE8KAnsa9SJ4hu9dpmEmyeVCyt2daKVW7cTd% 2bHTJKEJbwA6h8kOIMc26zxrMi3pYcRYXj8rw7I0H7IAwyK5Yz aRlm0rbhDamNYr1dcEhoTbsP9vkgPU%2bVrPnQ%2fedOvdGOio eLipgwLEbSKLc3YduOXHdtssnz17xsCH0tFeLDLllYRtZ6Jzwq N%2bUonuAFNCwFiKY1ErQm4YluopgheeRmSlnIZDo4hQQ4t3Hy Sk3BBbioAWYGRZDiKAZWiegLni6ghdRTTaXklCXnnp%2bqh7T4 W8t96izjl%2f4YXnvQ%3d%3d)

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by pushpills@May 13 2005, 01:42 AM
damn I'm starting to think my girlfriend is even cooler than I thought, because I don't think hardly any of those will be a problem. I guess i'l know in about 17 hours. :yowsa:

Ahhhh, the innocence of youth.

You think we didn't think like that?

Good luck with the move-in, it'll be fun :D

[Trev]

We did warn you!


So don't come crying to us when it all turns to shit :lol:

[Winetalk.com]

does she cook?

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Winetalk.com@May 13 2005, 04:55 AM
does she cook?
yea she can make some nice meals when she's not busy with schoolwork and shit. since she's not in school right now she'll have pleanty of time to cook and clean. not to mention she's paying rent too! (although it's not exactly half, but who cares.)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by pushpills+May 13 2005, 06:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 13 2005, 06:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Winetalk.com@May 13 2005, 04:55 AM
does she cook?
yea she can make some nice meals when she's not busy with schoolwork and shit. since she's not in school right now she'll have pleanty of time to cook and clean. not to mention she's paying rent too! (although it's not exactly half, but who cares.) [/b][/quote]
schoolwork? like in Norway?
:)

http://home.no/nokia3510i/russepresidentstripping.wmv

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Winetalk.com+May 13 2005, 05:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Winetalk.com @ May 13 2005, 05:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by pushpills@May 13 2005, 06:07 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Winetalk.com@May 13 2005, 04:55 AM
does she cook?
yea she can make some nice meals when she's not busy with schoolwork and shit. since she's not in school right now she'll have pleanty of time to cook and clean. not to mention she's paying rent too! (although it's not exactly half, but who cares.)
schoolwork? like in Norway?
:)

http://home.no/nokia3510i/russepresidentstripping.wmv [/b][/quote]
:groucho:


I tried that at school once and now I can't go back.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by pushpills+May 13 2005, 06:35 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ May 13 2005, 06:35 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Winetalk.com@May 13 2005, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by pushpills@May 13 2005, 06:07 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Winetalk.com@May 13 2005, 04:55 AM
does she cook?
yea she can make some nice meals when she's not busy with schoolwork and shit. since she's not in school right now she'll have pleanty of time to cook and clean. not to mention she's paying rent too! (although it's not exactly half, but who cares.)
schoolwork? like in Norway?
:)

http://home.no/nokia3510i/russepresidentstripping.wmv
:groucho:


I tried that at school once and now I can't go back. [/b][/quote]
not to worry....Neither Michael Dell, not Steve Jobs, nor Bill Gates have finished school....
:)

I never graduted from Leningrad Polytechnical Institute either.
:)

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Winetalk.com+May 13 2005, 05:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Winetalk.com @ May 13 2005, 05:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by pushpills@May 13 2005, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by Winetalk.com@May 13 2005, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by pushpills@May 13 2005, 06:07 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Winetalk.com@May 13 2005, 04:55 AM
does she cook?
yea she can make some nice meals when she's not busy with schoolwork and shit. since she's not in school right now she'll have pleanty of time to cook and clean. not to mention she's paying rent too! (although it's not exactly half, but who cares.)
schoolwork? like in Norway?
:)

http://home.no/nokia3510i/russepresidentstripping.wmv
:groucho:


I tried that at school once and now I can't go back.
not to worry....Neither Michael Dell, not Steve Jobs, nor Bill Gates have finished school....
:)

I never graduted from Leningrad Polytechnical Institute either.
:) [/b][/quote]
true enough. I may take some more classes I am interested in but most likely will never get a degree. I decided a year ago to spend my money on business instead of flushing that away, along with my time, on school. The thing about college is....you can always go back, get a degree, and become a teacher if you fail in business.

[JizBiz]

Im laughin my ass off at "My girlfriend is cooler then i thought"

Thats what we all thought, or we would never have let them move in in the first place.

One thing my old man always said is

""All a women wants is you to be honest, but the last thing she wants is the truth""

haha

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by JizBiz@May 13 2005, 06:51 AM
Im laughin my ass off at "My girlfriend is cooler then i thought"

Thats what we all thought, or we would never have let them move in in the first place.

One thing my old man always said is

""All a women wants is you to be honest, but the last thing she wants is the truth""

haha
:pearl:

[OldJeff]

I suggest you learn this phrase

"Obviously I must be wrong, I have a penis"

[Lisa]

Don't do it.

Sooner or later she'll wish you'd never been born, and then set out to make you wish the same thing. :)

[pushpills]

Originally posted by OldJeff@May 13 2005, 06:11 AM
I suggest you learn this phrase

"Obviously I must be wrong, I have a penis"
one thing i've never understood is how people are like "oh, that's what your wife says? in that case...you're wrong no matter what"


so when you get married you have no backbone for the rest of your life? lol.

[Newton]

"I won't try to change you and love you just as you are" is a great line LOL

[Trev]

Everytime I read this thread I keep getting "Run Forest, Run" flash through my mind :unsure:

[Vick]

First of all you have to set the rules or you will get some of the BS that you've read it this thread

And how some of you ever put up with all that nonsense I'll never understand (however funny it may be)

But then what the fuck do I know
I've never had a successful relationship

[Steady]

My x girlfriend has small tits. through the years her tits have gone south some.

We were meeting some friends for dinner and she asked me how she looked in her new sundress.

I made the mistake of saying, you're cute and petite, don't ruin it, put a bra on.


Maybe that's why she's my X. :biglaugh:

[Nickatilynx]

Girls have vaginas :)

[TheEnforcer]

Yoeah, you're gonna get caught cheating on her! :)

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Lisa@May 13 2005, 07:13 AM
Don't do it.

Sooner or later she'll wish you'd never been born, and then set out to make you wish the same thing. :)
See me previous post. :)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+May 13 2005, 01:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 13 2005, 01:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Jeremy@May 13 2005, 10:17 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 12 2005, 11:06 PM
Put the toilet seat down when you’re done.
She'll use your razor for her legs.
Panties end up it the strangest of places.
Your mirror won't be good enough.
Be prepared to loose 75% of your wardrobe space.

There are so many more but that’s a general idea :)
Yup, yup, yup.

A few more:

You'll have to eat healthily and follow the latest diet, unless it's her that wants to pig out on chips etc.

You'll discover at least 6 varieties of bubble bath in the bathroom.

Your mess is because you're disgustingly untidy, her mess is also your fault in some way.

Your body is just a portable warmer for her cold feet.

You'll need to buy your own wardrobe and chest of drawers.
Forget any tv shows/sporting events that you like! Soaps are the dish of the day now.
Look forward to many, many hours of being dragged around Ikea.
Forget going out for a drink with the guys... unless you take her along as well. [/b][/quote]
Preach it brothers...preach it!!!

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by Vick@May 13 2005, 06:58 AM
And how some of you ever put up with all that nonsense I'll never understand (however funny it may be)

Blowjobs.

(Or the threatened withdrawal of such).

[Nickatilynx]

Also here in Canada after she's lived with you for 6 mths and 1 day...she becomes common law wife.

Then if she leaves she gets to take half your shit with her :)

[Nickatilynx]

Actually the same applies to yr male model friend...

:)

[Trev]

Originally posted by Jeremy+May 13 2005, 04:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jeremy @ May 13 2005, 04:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@May 13 2005, 06:58 AM
And how some of you ever put up with all that nonsense I'll never understand (however funny it may be)

Blowjobs.

(Or the threatened withdrawal of such). [/b][/quote]
Thats the thing though... A soon as the ring is on the finger, her mouth is air tight... unless shouting, whining or bitching :unsure:

[RyanLanane]

Originally posted by Vick@May 13 2005, 06:58 AM
First of all you have to set the rules or you will get some of the BS that you've read it this thread

And how some of you ever put up with all that nonsense I'll never understand (however funny it may be)

But then what the fuck do I know
I've never had a successful relationship

Listen to Vick... Besides most women really love dickheads, you just have to be the right kind of a dickhead.

Kind of dickhead to be ...

1) Can you get this damn laundry done it isn't going to do itself
2) I pay all the fucking bills around here the least you could do is let me relax in the fucking garage without your ass yapping at me about the mess I made downstairs. Clean it up and shut the hell up.
3) You think you can use sex against me any more? Shit !! (reverse psychology works lol)
4) We'll buy that next week I want this this week.. And learn to repeat it every week....
5) Spend your own damn money on it then (that's a big one)
6) I'll take one closet if I want to for fuck sake (literally it's 5X3 no dressers nada)

Lsit goes on, then again I don't love the women I'm with... Treat her like total shit and she won't ever leave me as we are stuck together for a while. Maybe once I hit Eureka again and she stablizes mentally she will move out. In the mean time I could... and actually do ... Tell her to fuck off quite regularly, it's actually empowering as I remember all the times I used to want to with my ex and sometimes I'll tell her to fuck off for NO REASON thinking about how pissed I used to get at my ex and couldn't say it to her... reaplacement therapy or whatever the hell it's called :D :D

Kind of dickhead not to be ...

1) You are a lazy 'fat ass'
2) You fucking god damn whore (Whore word tends to be a no no)
3) I don't want to go over there your mom is a god damn bitch
4) Yes you do! But... You look fat in EVERYTHING you fucking wear so what does it matter?
5) Well just whip something up quick.. your supposed to be int he kitchen atleast an hour a day.. This $20 is going to beer damnit

The list goes on... I have said everything above and many things that were much more stupid when I was 'under the influence' of mind altering substances, you have to watch your honesty level when you get messed up man... LOL

[RyanLanane]

Originally posted by Trev+May 13 2005, 08:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 13 2005, 08:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Jeremy@May 13 2005, 04:45 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Vick@May 13 2005, 06:58 AM
And how some of you ever put up with all that nonsense I'll never understand (however funny it may be)

Blowjobs.

(Or the threatened withdrawal of such).
Thats the thing though... A soon as the ring is on the finger, her mouth is air tight... unless shouting, whining or bitching :unsure: [/b][/quote]

Oh yeah... Learn to give up on Blowjobs as time goes by..

[VooMan]

I don't think I could do it...

Question 1. If it's THAT fucking important why don't you put the seat down when you come into the bathroom, and then put the fucking thing back up when YOU'RE done???? Jesus Christ, it's a fucking toilet seat already... give it a rest.

Question 2. I've had this suit on for two fucking hours while I wait for you to get ready. Do you REALLY need to wait until we're walking out the door to say "you're not wearing that tie, are you?"

Question 3. Why do I have to do that right this fucking second? Can't you see I'm covered in grease from changing the oil in your car?


flame away ladies... and you all think I'm such a nice easygoing guy... :awinky:

[pushpills]

so many happy couples. :)

[Vick]

Could go on forever on this subject but other duties are calling (2 shows tonight, back to back)

Teach her to appreciate good beer, good wings and good football - you will anyway
She'll get sex (including blowjobs) anytime she wants and anytime you want
Get the lifetime chanel blocked
If you want another to have sex with another women agree that you'll bring her home


My advice is to date/marry a much younger woman and keep her finacially dependant upon you (to some degree) and she is to be the homemaker (which is a very tough job, no kidding!)

and it's always your way

(yes I am a asshole and the first to admit it!!)

and always - HAVE FUN!!

[grimm]

Originally posted by pushpills@May 12 2005, 10:56 PM
is there?
dont. men and women were not meant to live together unless the man is willing to give up all control of the living quarters and arrangements:)

[Aly_AVN]

All women are crazy.

It's completely true.

Don't fight it or try to understand.

Just go with the flow.

...and duck periodically.

[MissEve]

Jesus, you guys need cooler girls to live with :)

KC and I rarely fight. We both go out with friends and trust eachother enough to not get jealous. Even though Im with him 24/7 he is the person I like to spend my time with the most. He cracks me up everyday and we have the most fun together. Standard household chores are easy to deal with. I cook, he takes me out etc.

My best advice is to never say the things you cant take back. If you are fighting just remind yourself that even though you are pissed, this is the girl you love and respect.

On a side note......Im on the pill and take 3-4 months at a time skipping the sugar pill so I will skip my period. This means I dont get PMS which could definitely contribute to how mellow I am, lol :)

[RyanLanane]

Originally posted by MissEve@May 13 2005, 11:27 AM
Jesus, you guys need cooler girls to live with :)

KC and I rarely fight. We both go out with friends and trust eachother enough to not get jealous. Even though Im with him 24/7 he is the person I like to spend my time with the most. He cracks me up everyday and we have the most fun together. Standard household chores are easy to deal with. I cook, he takes me out etc.

My best advice is to never say the things you cant take back. If you are fighting just remind yourself that even though you are pissed, this is the girl you love and respect.

On a side note......Im on the pill and take 3-4 months at a time skipping the sugar pill so I will skip my period. This means I dont get PMS which could definitely contribute to how mellow I am, lol :)

You have found the secret Miss Eve :)

Women are bitchy the week before and recovering the week after.. then you have the week of.

Shit that's 3 out of four weeks.. I'm going to replace the current Misses's placebos with real ones... LOL (Can you get real ones that are the color of placebos? ha)

[grimm]

Originally posted by pushpills@May 13 2005, 01:42 AM
damn I'm starting to think my girlfriend is even cooler than I thought, because I don't think hardly any of those will be a problem. I guess i'll know in about 17 hours. :yowsa:

I don't know where she's going to put her clothes though, I've got them all in garbage bags in storage, along with all her desk and other crap I don't have room for. I suppoooose I can put some of my winter clothes in storage.....
i dont date women who dont like sports on face value. thats a stupid generalization. most women will like whatever sport you like if you take the time to include them in it. Hell i was engaged to a brazilian and turned her into a football/baseball/basketball fan by taking her to games, explaining all the rules (she didn't know any, being raised on futbol):) and including her in a gameday experience. now shes a rabid fan. and I in turn, got into Brazilian soccer. (it helped that i have a 2 decade background in american soccer, but still)


Women are very much more open minded than men. Inclusion is the key. How many of you could say that you would adopt the hobbies of a woman over time, and not begrudgingly.:)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by grimm@May 13 2005, 02:44 PM
How many of you could say that you would adopt the hobbies of a woman over time, and not begrudgingly.:)
Could you keep yr posts shorter , reading them make me drop stitches....

now...where was I...

knit 2 pearl 3...

[grimm]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 13 2005, 02:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 13 2005, 02:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-grimm@May 13 2005, 02:44 PM
How many of you could say that you would adopt the hobbies of a woman over time, and not begrudgingly.:)
Could you keep yr posts shorter , reading them make me drop stitches....

now...where was I...

knit 2 pearl 3... [/b][/quote]
hahaha dont scuff your lavender booties:)

[corvett]

my gf (now ex) just moved out a month ago

i could not take it any longer and we made an arrangement that she moves out of my house, thought i would be very sad about it, but just now i realized i had a smile on my face consistently for the past 2 weeks

had this girl over mon night:
http://coldcandle.com/chica/

first date in a while, had to take pics ;), although she spilled pinot noir on my nice carpet grrr

i see many parallels between vick and myself, some things you cannot compromise on, if you like a high level of freedom/independence as I do, living with a female is tough

[Trev]

One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise


Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse :unsure:

[grimm]

Originally posted by Trev@May 13 2005, 03:24 PM
One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise


Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse :unsure:
And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:)

[Trev]

Originally posted by grimm+May 14 2005, 12:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ May 14 2005, 12:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 13 2005, 03:24 PM
One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise


Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse :unsure:
And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:) [/b][/quote]
Oh hell yes :wnw:


That's a must :D

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by grimm+May 13 2005, 03:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ May 13 2005, 03:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 13 2005, 03:24 PM
One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise


Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse :unsure:
And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:) [/b][/quote]
What , so you have to pick one???!!!

Just one?

FUCK!!!


;-)))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 14 2005, 12:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 14 2005, 12:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by grimm@May 13 2005, 03:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 13 2005, 03:24 PM
One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise


Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse :unsure:
And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:)
What , so you have to pick one???!!!

Just one?

FUCK!!!


;-))) [/b][/quote]
No no no no... pick the biggest and slide the rest in slowly :awinky:

[grimm]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+May 13 2005, 03:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ May 13 2005, 03:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by grimm@May 13 2005, 03:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Trev@May 13 2005, 03:24 PM
One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise


Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse :unsure:
And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:)
What , so you have to pick one???!!!

Just one?

FUCK!!!


;-))) [/b][/quote]
haha just hope its the biggest one. lol

[Biggy]

"Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams - lets just try and go out there, and make this bitch happy!"

--Chris Rock

:)

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by grimm@May 13 2005, 03:33 PM
And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:)
Every now and again I'm sure my wife thinks me breathing is mind-bogglingly strange.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Jeremy+May 14 2005, 09:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jeremy @ May 14 2005, 09:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-grimm@May 13 2005, 03:33 PM
And find one that thinks your tendency to do mind bogglingly stange things is adorable:)
Every now and again I'm sure my wife thinks me breathing is mind-bogglingly strange. [/b][/quote]
Or unnecessary :unsure:

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by Trev@May 13 2005, 03:24 PM
One word thats lacking in this thread is: Compromise


Without it you'll either stab the shit out of eachother or worse :unsure:
A-fucking-men.

Actually I was re-reading this thread and for the most part we all sound like a bunch of bitter & twisted old fucks, so I thought I might post some of the positives:

Food: The Mrs buys way better quality food than I would. I now love Green & Black.

Shelter: It's actually nice to have a reasonably well-looked after home filled with "nice" & comfortable things rather than a boys toys student shit-pit. Even if some of them aren't my taste, they make her happy.

Sex: Having it a turn away with someone who specifically enjoys it with you is the real Roll-Over Jackpot. It's also far easier than booking it or chasing it.

Partnership: Easily the best thing about living with the Mrs is the fact that she's on-side most of the time, and it's our side; we discuss things & work them out; and best of all, she puts up with me!

In view of these things, all of the other annoyances about having to share your space with someone are pretty inconsequential.

[Trev]

All of these points must be taken in jest to a certain degree, I wouldn't change Toni for anything. She's my best friend, which is another massive plus in any relationship.

Plus she's the only friend that I’ve never punched the snot out of after 10 pints in the local bar, when my teams lost (again) lol :ph34r:





Edit: The snot punching thing is a Newcastle - Sunderland issue :)

[Sabby]

Originally posted by Vick@May 13 2005, 12:34 PM
Could go on forever on this subject but other duties are calling (2 shows tonight, back to back)

Teach her to appreciate good beer, good wings and good football - you will anyway
She'll get sex (including blowjobs) anytime she wants and anytime you want
Get the lifetime chanel blocked
If you want another to have sex with another women agree that you'll bring her home


My advice is to date/marry a much younger woman and keep her finacially dependant upon you (to some degree) and she is to be the homemaker (which is a very tough job, no kidding!)

and it's always your way

(yes I am a asshole and the first to admit it!!)

and always - HAVE FUN!!
Housewife... hmmmm..,

Interesting carreer choice.

I think If i ever had to rely on a man I would probably starve to death. LOL.

I really like having my own money.

Househusbands can be really useful though ;)



Sabby:)

[aeon]

The minute you find a box of tampons by your toothbrush your entire worldview will change.

[grimm]

Originally posted by aeon@May 14 2005, 05:26 PM
The minute you find a box of tampons by your toothbrush your entire worldview will change.
those things are great for a broken nose!:)

[Steady]

Originally posted by grimm+May 14 2005, 05:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ May 14 2005, 05:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-aeon@May 14 2005, 05:26 PM
The minute you find a box of tampons by your toothbrush your entire worldview will change.
those things are great for a broken nose!:) [/b][/quote]
You have big nostrils! :)

[Vick]

Definition of Compromise - A long word meaning you lost

:o

[JoesHO]

it will be fun, give it a whirl... you know what you are doing, all these people are just not as lucky as you LOL go ahead and make your way. :)

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Sabby@May 14 2005, 04:33 PM

Househusbands can be really useful though ;)



Sabby:)
Cabana boys are cheaper ;)

[pushpills]

I guess it is a tad weird having her here all the time, her best friends are in europe and she hasn't started back at work yet so I guess that's part of it. I'm getting a bit annoyed about having to ask where some stuff is and just lots of little shit. So far the comprimises are worth it. Having food cooked for me, cleaning and laundry done, and getting laid whenever I want without going anywhere are worth dealing with her arranging the glassware in the cabinets differently that I do. :)

[Trev]

Originally posted by pushpills@May 16 2005, 10:51 AM
I guess it is a tad weird having her here all the time, her best friends are in europe and she hasn't started back at work yet so I guess that's part of it. I'm getting a bit annoyed about having to ask where some stuff is and just lots of little shit. So far the comprimises are worth it. Having food cooked for me, cleaning and laundry done, and getting laid whenever I want without going anywhere are worth dealing with her arranging the glassware in the cabinets differently that I do. :)
This is just the start, there's allot of things going to change in your life :blink:


Like I said two weeks from now you'll shit at just how much compromising you've done :biglaugh:

[Vick]

another good rule - during sex you're both responsible for your own orgasm

[DaddysGirl]

You guys are cracking me up with this thread....Im taking notes so that if I move in with my boyfriend, Ill know how to handle myself...

but try not to generalize too much...I love sports and can talk circles around most of you in football...I could careless when you go out with your friends, and the house will always be imaculate...so Im thinkin I wont be THAT hard to live with, lol

[DrGuile]

Originally posted by DaddysGirl@May 16 2005, 09:50 AM
I love sports and can talk circles around most of you in football...
Feel free to try... ;)

[Anthony]

Originally posted by DrGuile+May 16 2005, 07:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DrGuile @ May 16 2005, 07:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DaddysGirl@May 16 2005, 09:50 AM
I love sports and can talk circles around most of you in football...
Feel free to try... ;) [/b][/quote]
I got money on DG, and that doesn't stand for Dr Guile!

[*KK*]

Originally posted by DrGuile+May 16 2005, 07:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DrGuile @ May 16 2005, 07:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DaddysGirl@May 16 2005, 09:50 AM
I love sports and can talk circles around most of you in football...
Feel free to try... ;) [/b][/quote]
She means football, not soccer.

[grimm]

Originally posted by DrGuile+May 16 2005, 07:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DrGuile @ May 16 2005, 07:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DaddysGirl@May 16 2005, 09:50 AM
I love sports and can talk circles around most of you in football...
Feel free to try... ;) [/b][/quote]
yeah.. sorry not gonna happen. :)

[grimm]

Originally posted by *KK*+May 16 2005, 10:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ May 16 2005, 10:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by DrGuile@May 16 2005, 07:13 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-DaddysGirl@May 16 2005, 09:50 AM
I love sports and can talk circles around most of you in football...
Feel free to try... ;)
She means football, not soccer. [/b][/quote]
havent met anyone yet who could talk circles around me in football:)