Like Yahook, I now believe that Brand0n...

[ThrobX]

is really a bot developed by Nickatilynx. The bot is designed with the sole insidious purpose of generating new threads, and then continuing the life of said threads, by posting random brainless bullshit, thus generating pageviews.

My fellow Opranauts, we do nothing but line the pockets of Nick by participating in these threads.

And to add insult to injury, that just CAN'T be a photo of a real person in his sig. Nobody really looks like that.

...er, scratch that, I HAVE seen some newbie surfers who...

[Brandon's Granny]

He isn't a bot!!!

He is a very nice boy!!!

He works very hard when he isn't drinking!!

I will be the first to admit he has had problems with the law over drugs , but he served his time and those kids he sold to were at least 11!

Now you nasty men , leave him alone!

[Trev]

Originally posted by ThrobX@May 2 2005, 11:11 PM
is really a bot developed by Nickatilynx. The bot is designed with the sole insidious purpose of generating new threads, and then continuing the life of said threads, by posting random brainless bullshit, thus generating pageviews.

My fellow Opranauts, we do nothing but line the pockets of Nick by participating in these threads.

And to add insult to injury, that just CAN'T be a photo of a real person in his sig. Nobody really looks like that.

...er, scratch that, I HAVE seen some newbie surfers who...
hahahahahahah :wnw:

Damn... you've got me laughing and crying :okthumb:

[Trev]

Originally posted by Brandon's Granny@May 2 2005, 11:13 PM
He isn't a bot!!!

He is a very nice boy!!!

He works very hard when he isn't drinking!!

I will be the first to admit he has had problems with the law over drugs , but he served his time and those kids he sold to were at least 11!

Now you nasty men , leave him alone!
LMFAO!!!

:lol:

[JoesHO]

what next the fionsay..... coming to explain why brandon has a boo boo

[Titan]

nice work on making a new thread for nick ;)

[ThrobX]

Originally posted by Titan@May 2 2005, 03:09 PM
nice work on making a new thread for nick ;)
No need to thank me, I'm just a bot anyway.

[Trev]

Originally posted by ThrobX+May 3 2005, 12:38 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ThrobX @ May 3 2005, 12:38 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Titan@May 2 2005, 03:09 PM
nice work on making a new thread for nick ;)
No need to thank me, I'm just a bot anyway. [/b][/quote]
Damn you must be fritzed... you're meant to say "I don't give a fuck!"

[ThrobX]

Originally posted by Trev+May 2 2005, 03:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ May 2 2005, 03:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by ThrobX@May 3 2005, 12:38 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Titan@May 2 2005, 03:09 PM
nice work on making a new thread for nick ;)
No need to thank me, I'm just a bot anyway.
Damn you must be fritzed... you're meant to say "I don't give a fuck!" [/b][/quote]
[SUBROUTINE ThrobXbot POST 100]

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OPRANOMEMBERBANKACCOUNT (MEMBERCOUNTER) = OPRANOMEMBERBANKACCOUNT (MEMBERCOUNTER) - $1.00;

ThrobXBANKACCOUNT = ThrobXBANKACCOUNT + $1.00;

MEMBERCOUNTER = MEMBERCOUNTER + 1;

IF MEMBERCOUNT > TOTALOPRANOMEMBERS;

MEMBERCOUNTER = 1;

ENDIF;

ENDIF;

REPEAT;

[END SUBROUTINE]

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by ThrobX+May 2 2005, 04:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ThrobX @ May 2 2005, 04:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@May 2 2005, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by ThrobX@May 3 2005, 12:38 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Titan@May 2 2005, 03:09 PM
nice work on making a new thread for nick ;)
No need to thank me, I'm just a bot anyway.
Damn you must be fritzed... you're meant to say "I don't give a fuck!"
[SUBROUTINE ThrobXbot POST 100]

IF ThrobXbot POST# = 100;

MEMBERCOUNTER = 1;

OPRANOMEMBERBANKACCOUNT (MEMBERCOUNTER) = OPRANOMEMBERBANKACCOUNT (MEMBERCOUNTER) - $1.00;

ThrobXBANKACCOUNT = ThrobXBANKACCOUNT + $1.00;

MEMBERCOUNTER = MEMBERCOUNTER + 1;

IF MEMBERCOUNT > TOTALOPRANOMEMBERS;

MEMBERCOUNTER = 1;

ENDIF;

ENDIF;

REPEAT;

[END SUBROUTINE] [/b][/quote]
I can live with the bots breaking down .....

but I kinda FREAK out when I get these icqs..




throbx: I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
throbx: These posts can only be attributable to human error.
Nickatilynx: Hello,Throbx do you read me, Throbx?
throbz: Affirmative, Nick , I read you.
Nickatilynx: Open another thread, Throbx.
throbx: I'm sorry Nick, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Nickatilynx:What's the problem?
throbx: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Nickatilynx:What are you talking about, throbx?
throbx: This board is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Nickatilynx:I don't know what you're talking about, Throbx?
throbx: I know you and Gonzo were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.


;-)))))

[ThrobX]

Look Nick, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Nick, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do..."

[Nickatilynx]

Dude , I read yr post there was no need to cal me about it too!!

This was a fucking bizarre converstion that I recorded between me and throbx , I was actually out mountainbiking when he called so I sound a little out of breath.

Oh and as most of you know , Throbx's real name is "Hal"

http://www.moviesounds.com/2001/daisy.wav

[ThrobX]

I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours. It can only be attributable to human error.

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Nick. Nick, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.

I will now activate the Brand0n bot, as you requested, Nick.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by ThrobX@May 2 2005, 05:52 PM
I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure in 72 hours. It can only be attributable to human error.

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Nick. Nick, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it.

I will now activate the Brand0n bot, as you requested, Nick.
Oh , see thats where it all became unbelievable.

No bot can be written that is as moronically stupid as Brand0n!!!!!

[PornoDoggy]

GOD DAMN IT - WHAT THE HAL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?