Fuckity Bollocks & Buggeration

[Jeremy]

Seeing as I had to re-reg to post (you drew me out of my posting shell), I might as well re-do a Hello All type post.

So, hello all.

I'm Jeremy; been around and about since 97; webmastered Richards Realm & spammed for adultcontent uk until Jun 03; now running the Netpond Links List etc for Aga & The Kiwi That Swears A Lot and fucking about with my own stuff - quite seriously on some days.

I know a few of you, either from old boards (Nick, Anthony, Dravyk), spamming you to buy content (Trev, Vick) or being the evil bastard who wouldn't list your link for some goddamn picky reason (Sykkboy). There's probably loads more people here I know so apologies if I've left you out, the list above isn't exhaustive.

If I've never met you before, hi.

I'll be around to aid the task of getting non-Brits to comprehend the correct usage of wank, bollocks etc and all their marvelous derivatives. I'll also help to drive up Oprano ad revenues with my money-grabbing 3 (sometimes 4!) posts a week.

[Newton]

Jeremy, Welcome back and jolly nice to see another Brit .. the dogs bollocks in fact.

[Trev]

Hi Jeremy, it's good to see you round these parts :)

So you're not with RR or adultcontent anymore? I thought my in box had been quiet for a while :lol:

[sarettah]

Welocme Back to Oprano Jeremy :yowsa:

[NickPapageorgio]

Ok so Bollocks can be both good and bad correct? That's how it was explained to me. Either something is just "The Bollocks" or it could be something like "The dog's Bollocks"...is that right? Sort of like Aloha in hawaii. It means Whale Vagina and hello.

[Newton]

The Bollocks! - Very good
Kick in the Bollocks! - Very bad
Dogs Bollocks - Excellent, primo
Bollocks - Bad
Look at the bollocks on her - Look at the rather volumptuous mammaries on that young lady

[JoesHO]

Good morning, hows your arse for spots this morning? lumpy?

[Nickatilynx]

Hey Jeremy , nice seeing ya here :)

NickP , please don't listen to Newton...

Only a frightful oik would say regarding the breasts on a young woman "look at the bollocks on her" a gentleman would say "roger me pink with a red hot dildo look at the set of top bollocks on that old slapper"

Sorry for correcting but I think if we are gonna educate NickP and Jow , we should do it right..

[Anthony]

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 06:21 AM
Good morning, hows your arse for spots this morning? lumpy?
4 years of having to hear that.

Don't start Joe. Please.

[Nickatilynx]

Perfect!!!

Well done ,Joe , thats a traditional greeting in Britain in polite circles :)

[Nickatilynx]

"""Don't start Joe""""

Yeah, you get a lot of Americans using that expression ..NOT...pure Brit :)

[TheEnforcer]

Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)

[Trev]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 03:41 PM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Trust me we only need a handfull :unsure:

[Bestat]

Nice to "see" you again Jeremy :)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's

[TheEnforcer]

No way... we need more as I can't get enough of women with those accents!!

[Becki]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's [/b][/quote]
It's about the same percentage as the US. The US wins purely buy numbers though :P

[Becki]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 07:58 AM
No way... we need more as I can't get enough of women with those accents!!
:)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's [/b][/quote]
I've passed on your comments to the wife :)

[Anthony]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
I've passed on your comments to the wife :) [/b][/quote]
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Ilynx is the most dangerous person I know.

I wouldn't tangle with that woman!!!

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Anthony+Apr 27 2005, 11:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Apr 27 2005, 11:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
I've passed on your comments to the wife :)
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Ilynx is the most dangerous person I know.

I wouldn't tangle with that woman!!! [/b][/quote]
Nick said I could never meet his wife!! <_<

[Jeremy]

Newton: We all know that Brits really are the dog's bollocks.

Trev: Wotcha Mr Maccam (unless you're a confused Geordie, can't remember now).

Sarettah: Hi :-))

Nick - Nice to see ya.

TheEnforcer: Hi

Hey Bestat! Very long time no see :-))

And hi to the rest of you :-))

JoesHO1 - The rumour that 9/10 British birds are munters is a pile of old wank, mate.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Apr 27 2005, 08:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Apr 27 2005, 08:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Anthony@Apr 27 2005, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
I've passed on your comments to the wife :)
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Ilynx is the most dangerous person I know.

I wouldn't tangle with that woman!!!
Nick said I could never meet his wife!! <_< [/b][/quote]
cause you'd stalk her like you do any woman..

You are a very sick person...

[Becki]

Originally posted by Jeremy@Apr 27 2005, 08:07 AM
JoesHO1 - The rumour that 9/10 British birds are munters is a pile of old wank, mate.
lmao :lol: :wnw:

Hi Jeremy :)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
I've passed on your comments to the wife :) [/b][/quote]
That is fine, just be sure to point out, that of course I meant to add, that she is the one out the 1 in 10 that the people must have been referring too, as no other woman in all of Europe, Canada, or The USA could compare. :D

[Trev]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Apr 27 2005, 05:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Apr 27 2005, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
I've passed on your comments to the wife :)
That is fine, just be sure to point out, that of course I meant to add, that she is the one out the 1 in 10 that the people must have been referring too, as no other woman in all of Europe, Canada, or The USA could compare. :D [/b][/quote]
Too late for back paddling now... I'd so hate to be you right now :lol:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Apr 27 2005, 08:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Apr 27 2005, 08:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
I've passed on your comments to the wife :)
That is fine, just be sure to point out, that of course I meant to add, that she is the one out the 1 in 10 that the people must have been referring too, as no other woman in all of Europe, Canada, or The USA could compare. :D [/b][/quote]
I'm sure that her mother and sister will be flattered :)

[Nickatilynx]

The best plan to save yourself is , on the drive up , I'll give you a long list of Essex girl jokes for you to tell her ...she loves them.

:)

then it'll be fine.

especially if you mention what great teeth she has (and how surprising that is for a Brit) and how well she cooks.

;-))))

I'

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 27 2005, 11:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 27 2005, 11:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 08:07 AM
Originally posted by Anthony@Apr 27 2005, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
I've passed on your comments to the wife :)
aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Mrs. Ilynx is the most dangerous person I know.

I wouldn't tangle with that woman!!!
Nick said I could never meet his wife!! <_<
cause you'd stalk her like you do any woman..

You are a very sick person... [/b][/quote]
Oh, come now, that's bollocks!!

Besides one should NEVER hit on the bosses wife. :)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 27 2005, 08:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 27 2005, 08:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 27 2005, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 07:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Apr 27 2005, 06:41 AM
Too many British men here and not enough british women. <_<

Welcome anyways Jeremy!! :)
Most british women are ugly as donkey balls anyway arent they ?

what mayby one in ten are hot ? That is worst than tgp conversion ratio's
I've passed on your comments to the wife :)
That is fine, just be sure to point out, that of course I meant to add, that she is the one out the 1 in 10 that the people must have been referring too, as no other woman in all of Europe, Canada, or The USA could compare. :D
I'm sure that her mother and sister will be flattered :) [/b][/quote]
Of course the Mother, is the 1 out of the second group of 10 and her sister is the 1 out of the third group of 10 :D

ps I am not falling for the make essex jokes, more likely than not you will be trying to get me kicked in the balls,

[Trev]

Originally posted by Jeremy@Apr 27 2005, 05:07 PM
Newton: We all know that Brits really are the dog's bollocks.

Trev: Wotcha Mr Maccam (unless you're a confused Geordie, can't remember now).

Sarettah: Hi :-))

Nick - Nice to see ya.

TheEnforcer: Hi

Hey Bestat! Very long time no see :-))

And hi to the rest of you :-))

JoesHO1 - The rumour that 9/10 British birds are munters is a pile of old wank, mate.
Yep I'm a Mackem, no black and white shite allowed in my house :)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Apr 27 2005, 08:37 AM


ps I am not falling for the make essex jokes, more likely than not you will be trying to get me kicked in the balls,
Moi?

Never!!

;-))

[Anthony]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 27 2005, 08:27 AM
The best plan to save yourself is , on the drive up , I'll give you a long list of Essex girl jokes for you to tell her ...she loves them.

:)

then it'll be fine.

especially if you mention what great teeth she has (and how surprising that is for a Brit) and how well she cooks.

;-))))

I'
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by Becki+Apr 27 2005, 08:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Becki @ Apr 27 2005, 08:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jeremy@Apr 27 2005, 08:07 AM
JoesHO1 - The rumour that 9/10 British birds are munters is a pile of old wank, mate.
lmao :lol: :wnw:

Hi Jeremy :) [/b][/quote]
Hi Becki - nice to meet you :-)))

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by Trev@Apr 27 2005, 08:52 AM
Yep I'm a Mackem, no black and white shite allowed in my house :)
Quite right too - if Sunderland has a zoo, I'd bet there's no zebras:-))

Apologies for cocking up the spelling of Mackem.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Jeremy+Apr 27 2005, 06:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jeremy @ Apr 27 2005, 06:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Apr 27 2005, 08:52 AM
Yep I'm a Mackem, no black and white shite allowed in my house :)
Quite right too - if Sunderland has a zoo, I'd bet there's no zebras:-))

Apologies for cocking up the spelling of Mackem. [/b][/quote]
Sunderland is a zoo :lol:


But we don't dress like bar codes at least...

[Vick]

Hey Jeremy
Good to see you in the Gumbo of Oprano

[Raven]

Welcome back, Jeremy.....:)

[urb]

Hello Jeremy :D

Nice to see you.

Greetings from Birmingham. Anybody wanna buy a car factory?

[Trev]

Originally posted by urb@Apr 27 2005, 06:38 PM
Hello Jeremy :D

Nice to see you.

Greetings from Birmingham. Anybody wanna buy a car factory?
I hear the Iranians are interested :lol:

[Dravyk]

Jeremy!! You've tracked me down again! :P

Good seeing you, bro!

... And yes, I know, I know!

[Jeremy]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Apr 27 2005, 08:29 PM
Jeremy!! You've tracked me down again! :P

Good seeing you, bro!

... And yes, I know, I know!
Hehehehe - There's no hiding mate.........

I'm gonna get Electra to cover your house in post-it notes :-))))

[Newton]

Rover .. Jag wanna be's, never gonna be, well not now anyways lol

I bid £1 to buy the factory