I need a fucking mentor

[sarettah]

Well, who wants to volunteer to help me on the challenge thing ?

Right now, it's me by my lonesome against at least 2 other teams. Now I'm a believer in a fair fight and if this was just fists and stuff then I would be telling them all that they need a few more people to make it fair.

But this is a sales thing and quite frankly I suck at sales. I can build a site, I can even get some traffic to a site but hell if I can get them to click on a fucking thing.

So, I need a sales whiz to provide some direction to whatever it is I build for this
thing.


Warning: I failed "gets along well with others" in kindergarten.

:yowsa:

You aren't all really that afraid of BillPMB's sales stuff are you ? I mean he's not that good.



Is he? :blink:

[Trev]

Originally posted by sarettah@Apr 22 2005, 06:10 AM
Well, who wants to volunteer to help me on the challenge thing ?

Right now, it's me by my lonesome against at least 2 other teams. Now I'm a believer in a fair fight and if this was just fists and stuff then I would be telling them all that they need a few more people to make it fair.

But this is a sales thing and quite frankly I suck at sales. I can build a site, I can even get some traffic to a site but hell if I can get them to click on a fucking thing.

So, I need a sales whiz to provide some direction to whatever it is I build for this
thing.


Warning: I failed "gets along well with others" in kindergarten.

:yowsa:

You aren't all really that afraid of BillPMB's sales stuff are you ? I mean he's not that good.



Is he? :blink:
Erm... Yeah he is :)

[Becki]

Warning: I failed "gets along well with others" in kindergarten.


lol :lol:

You really do suck at sales don't you :biglaugh:

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by sarettah@Apr 22 2005, 12:10 AM
Warning: I failed "gets along well with others" in kindergarten.

A lot of people did. They all became programmers.

[Carded]

Originally posted by Almighty Colin+Apr 22 2005, 12:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Almighty Colin @ Apr 22 2005, 12:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Apr 22 2005, 12:10 AM
Warning: I failed "gets along well with others" in kindergarten.

A lot of people did. They all became programmers. [/b][/quote]
:wnw:

It takes a special breed from what I've seen.

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Becki@Apr 22 2005, 03:09 AM
You really do suck at sales don't you :biglaugh:
(set the scene..my glasses are pulled to the end of my nose my head is slightly inclined downward so that I am looking over my glasses)

Excuse me Missy, did you say something ?

:yowsa:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Carded+Apr 22 2005, 04:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Carded @ Apr 22 2005, 04:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Apr 22 2005, 12:40 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Apr 22 2005, 12:10 AM
Warning: I failed "gets along well with others" in kindergarten.

A lot of people did. They all became programmers.
:wnw:

It takes a special breed from what I've seen. [/b][/quote]
In the past most of us didn't get to breed :blink:

Thankfully the internet and Y2K and shit made geeks somewhat popular :yowsa:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by sarettah+Apr 22 2005, 08:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Apr 22 2005, 08:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Carded@Apr 22 2005, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Apr 22 2005, 12:40 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Apr 22 2005, 12:10 AM
Warning: I failed "gets along well with others" in kindergarten.

A lot of people did. They all became programmers.
:wnw:

It takes a special breed from what I've seen.
In the past most of us didn't get to breed :blink:

Thankfully the internet and Y2K and shit made geeks somewhat popular :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Nickatilynx]

I'd love to help out , but unfortunately , I'd rather choke on my own vomit and die rather than get mixed up in this.....I mean errr I'm washing my hair. ;-))

Plus a man gotta know his limitations , I filter traffic in my own very uniwue way , I really would not have a hope at short notice on what to do with 10,000 hits.

Give me 10,000 opt in mails and we'll talk ;-)))

[Anthony]

You know, you just asking for a mentor won't do anything.

I had to move to get my training. You think I liked living in Canada? Okay, there were the women, the partying, and okay I had a great time too. :)

Back to what I was saying. You have to be committed. I'm afraid you are too old and too set in your ways. :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Anthony@Apr 22 2005, 10:25 AM
You know, you just asking for a mentor won't do anything.

I had to move to get my training. You think I liked living in Canada? Okay, there were the women, the partying, and okay I had a great time too. :)

Back to what I was saying. You have to be committed. I'm afraid you are too old and too set in your ways. :D :D :D :D :D :D
ahahahahahahahaha

You did very very well in partying and womanising 101/203/401 ,in fact reaching a PhD level.

Trev however was a drop out... (sigh)

LOL

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by sarettah+Apr 22 2005, 05:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Apr 22 2005, 05:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Carded@Apr 22 2005, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Apr 22 2005, 12:40 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Apr 22 2005, 12:10 AM
Warning: I failed "gets along well with others" in kindergarten.

A lot of people did. They all became programmers.
:wnw:

It takes a special breed from what I've seen.
In the past most of us didn't get to breed :blink:

Thankfully the internet and Y2K and shit made geeks somewhat popular :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
ummm , no it didn't.

you just found one poor woman to put up with you. When the prescription you've been feeding her in her tea runs out she will be like "What!!! Its 2005!!! And who the fuck are you dweeby geek?"


One swallow does not a summer make.......

;-)))

[cd34]

Heck, here I thought he needed a mentor for something else that I at least have some moderate skill at.

Turns out he needs totally different help. haha

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 22 2005, 07:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 22 2005, 07:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Anthony@Apr 22 2005, 10:25 AM
You know, you just asking for a mentor won't do anything.

I had to move to get my training. You think I liked living in Canada? Okay, there were the women, the partying, and okay I had a great time too. :)

Back to what I was saying. You have to be committed. I'm afraid you are too old and too set in your ways. :D :D :D :D :D :D
ahahahahahahahaha

You did very very well in partying and womanising 101/203/401 ,in fact reaching a PhD level.

Trev however was a drop out... (sigh)

LOL [/b][/quote]
It was either give up or my wife and liver were going to leave me....




I can live without my wife :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by cd34@Apr 22 2005, 10:34 AM
Heck, here I thought he needed a mentor for something else that I at least have some moderate skill at.

Turns out he needs totally different help. haha
Oh he needs help....

LOL

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Anthony@Apr 22 2005, 01:25 PM
You have to be committed.
Hey, I've been committed like 20 times.....


managed to escape every time too :yowsa:




(I take it that I can take you off the short list too Ant ?) :blink:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 22 2005, 01:33 PM
One swallow does not a summer make.......

Ah but one swallower does a happy marriage make :yowsa:

[NickPapageorgio]

Originally posted by sarettah+Apr 22 2005, 09:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Apr 22 2005, 09:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Apr 22 2005, 01:33 PM
One swallow does not a summer make.......

Ah but one swallower does a happy marriage make :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
When my wife said "I do"...she mumbled something under her breath that sounded like, "not swallow anymore after today" but I can't be quite sure as I couldn't make it all out. :(

[iknowalttl]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 22 2005, 11:08 AM
I'd love to help out , but unfortunately , I'd rather choke on my own vomit and die rather than get mixed up in this.....I mean errr I'm washing my hair. ;-))

Plus a man gotta know his limitations , I filter traffic in my own very uniwue way , I really would not have a hope at short notice on what to do with 10,000 hits.

Give me 10,000 opt in mails and we'll talk ;-)))
Hey.... I got access to 10k opt ins... business opts with name, address, time and ip stamp info... and if anyone needs some guidance, I definitly do.

Someone hit me up if you care to lend a hand... 260288093

[Anthony]

Originally posted by iknowalttl+Apr 22 2005, 09:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (iknowalttl @ Apr 22 2005, 09:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Apr 22 2005, 11:08 AM
I'd love to help out , but unfortunately , I'd rather choke on my own vomit and die rather than get mixed up in this.....I mean errr I'm washing my hair. ;-))

Plus a man gotta know his limitations , I filter traffic in my own very uniwue way , I really would not have a hope at short notice on what to do with 10,000 hits.

Give me 10,000 opt in mails and we'll talk ;-)))
Hey.... I got access to 10k opt ins... business opts with name, address, time and ip stamp info... and if anyone needs some guidance, I definitly do.

Someone hit me up if you care to lend a hand... 260288093 [/b][/quote]
10k business opt ins eh?

I'm sure any of us CS Compliant guys can help you there.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by iknowalttl+Apr 22 2005, 09:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (iknowalttl @ Apr 22 2005, 09:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Apr 22 2005, 11:08 AM
I'd love to help out , but unfortunately , I'd rather choke on my own vomit and die rather than get mixed up in this.....I mean errr I'm washing my hair. ;-))

Plus a man gotta know his limitations , I filter traffic in my own very uniwue way , I really would not have a hope at short notice on what to do with 10,000 hits.

Give me 10,000 opt in mails and we'll talk ;-)))
Hey.... I got access to 10k opt ins... business opts with name, address, time and ip stamp info... and if anyone needs some guidance, I definitly do.

Someone hit me up if you care to lend a hand... 260288093 [/b][/quote]
Fuck off Anthony ,this ones mine....

;-)))

Authorise me :)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Apr 23 2005, 10:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Apr 23 2005, 10:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by iknowalttl@Apr 22 2005, 09:54 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Apr 22 2005, 11:08 AM
I'd love to help out , but unfortunately , I'd rather choke on my own vomit and die rather than get mixed up in this.....I mean errr I'm washing my hair. ;-))

Plus a man gotta know his limitations , I filter traffic in my own very uniwue way , I really would not have a hope at short notice on what to do with 10,000 hits.

Give me 10,000 opt in mails and we'll talk ;-)))
Hey.... I got access to 10k opt ins... business opts with name, address, time and ip stamp info... and if anyone needs some guidance, I definitly do.

Someone hit me up if you care to lend a hand... 260288093
Fuck off Anthony ,this ones mine....

;-)))

Authorise me :) [/b][/quote]
We need a smilie that drools :blink:

[Vick]

Actually as I look at he title of this thread I have to wonder ......


..... is this a sexual thing?

a "fucking mentor"?? :unsure:

[Trev]

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 23 2005, 10:42 PM
Actually as I look at he title of this thread I have to wonder ......


..... is this a sexual thing?

a "fucking mentor"?? :unsure:
hahahahahahah

:wnw: :okthumb: :wnw:


At his age it's waaaaaaay to late for that now :lol:

[sarettah]

Just woke up from my evening nap.... :blink:


I don't need a Fucking mentor. I need a fucking mentor.

Understand ? :yowsa:

[sarettah]

Anybody got R_n's email addy or icq ? :yowsa:

[Trev]

Originally posted by sarettah@Apr 25 2005, 12:02 AM
Anybody got R_n's email addy or icq ? :yowsa:
Oh for fucks sake!!!!


Now you need to spin round 5 times with a gag in your mouth :lol:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Trev+Apr 24 2005, 06:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Apr 24 2005, 06:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Apr 25 2005, 12:02 AM
Anybody got R_n's email addy or icq ? :yowsa:
Oh for fucks sake!!!!


Now you need to spin round 5 times with a gag in your mouth :lol: [/b][/quote]
Is that how you summon R_n ? Bet you do it naked too...lol...

Me, I just usually call him on his 800 number :nyanya:
























R_n forgive me for that one...please... :blink: