My Wife

[sarettah]

Mentioning Jen in TE's Orion slave girl thread got me to thinking.

Wonderful thoughts slip out of Jen's mouth all of the time.

My current favorite quotes from her (I think they are original, but if not, they were original to me)

Every good writer needs a good editor (in regards in particular to thousands of pages of Harry Potter and various Trek scripts)


Actor's should not be allowed to talk (in regards to actors and the crap that comes out of their mouths during interviews)


I can't get to it right now, I have a bone in my arm.

[BillPMB]

Yes, I'll keep mine too. A good wife is hard to find.

And, from a lady's prospective, a hard man is good to find. ;)

She keeps me grounded, and out of trouble (for the most part) :okthumb:

[PornoDoggy]

I'm going to keep my current girlfriend, thankyouvery much.

I still haven't figured out if my last wife was stolen by my old girlfriend, or my old girlfriend was stolen by my last wife.

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Apr 19 2005, 10:39 AM
I still haven't figured out if my last wife was stolen by my old girlfriend, or my old girlfriend was stolen by my last wife.
You could start dating non-lesbians, you know. :zoinks:

[aeon]

There's no hope for any of you.

I pity you.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Dravyk+Apr 19 2005, 10:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Dravyk @ Apr 19 2005, 10:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-PornoDoggy@Apr 19 2005, 10:39 AM
I still haven't figured out if my last wife was stolen by my old girlfriend, or my old girlfriend was stolen by my last wife.
You could start dating non-lesbians, you know. :zoinks: [/b][/quote]
Ahhhh ... the wife neglected to inform me of that little fact until we'd been married for about five years.

[TheEnforcer]

PD is the Ross geller of the real world.

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Apr 19 2005, 11:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Apr 19 2005, 11:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Dravyk@Apr 19 2005, 10:41 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-PornoDoggy@Apr 19 2005, 10:39 AM
I still haven't figured out if my last wife was stolen by my old girlfriend, or my old girlfriend was stolen by my last wife.
You could start dating non-lesbians, you know. :zoinks:
Ahhhh ... the wife neglected to inform me of that little fact until we'd been married for about five years. [/b][/quote]
Hate it when that happens!

TE, get out of my mind!!!!