Fortune teller

[Toni]

Went to see a fortune teller last night. She told me that there was going to be an affair and I automatically thought it would be the Hubby, but no apparently it will be me in ten years time and with a millionaire. :unsure:

Why do I have to wait ten years for the millions? :huh:

[runner]

I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:

[Toni]

Originally posted by runner@Apr 16 2005, 11:56 AM
I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:
A/S/L

Is this Yahoo dating now :D

[Trev]

Get a room!


:angry:

[Becki]

Originally posted by toni+Apr 16 2005, 12:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (toni @ Apr 16 2005, 12:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-runner@Apr 16 2005, 11:56 AM
I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:
A/S/L

Is this Yahoo dating now :D [/b][/quote]
:lol:


opranodating.com :gbounce:

[Anthony]

Originally posted by runner@Apr 16 2005, 11:56 AM
I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:
Psst.

Her husband is a right cunt. Would gut you rather gut you wide open than say hello.

Be forewarned.

[Pro_Zac]

Originally posted by Anthony+Apr 16 2005, 02:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Apr 16 2005, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-runner@Apr 16 2005, 11:56 AM
I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:
Psst.

Her husband is a right cunt. Would gut you rather gut you wide open than say hello.

Be forewarned. [/b][/quote]
Ya lost me there I got the cunt bit!

[Newton]

Originally posted by Anthony+Apr 16 2005, 02:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Apr 16 2005, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-runner@Apr 16 2005, 11:56 AM
I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:
Psst.

Her husband is a right cunt. Would gut you rather gut you wide open than say hello.

Be forewarned. [/b][/quote]
You say it like its a bad thing? LOL

[Trev]

Originally posted by Anthony+Apr 16 2005, 11:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Anthony @ Apr 16 2005, 11:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-runner@Apr 16 2005, 11:56 AM
I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:
Psst.

Her husband is a right cunt. Would gut you rather gut you wide open than say hello.

Be forewarned. [/b][/quote]
I'm getting a real good image this week :lol:

[Pro_Zac]

Originally posted by Trev+Apr 16 2005, 02:45 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Apr 16 2005, 02:45 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Anthony@Apr 16 2005, 11:36 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-runner@Apr 16 2005, 11:56 AM
I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:
Psst.

Her husband is a right cunt. Would gut you rather gut you wide open than say hello.

Be forewarned.
I'm getting a real good image this week :lol: [/b][/quote]
It must be a private thing because fucked if I know!

[Trev]

Originally posted by Pro_Zac+Apr 16 2005, 11:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pro_Zac @ Apr 16 2005, 11:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Apr 16 2005, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Anthony@Apr 16 2005, 11:36 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-runner@Apr 16 2005, 11:56 AM
I aint got no millions but you dont have to wait 10 years for me :lol:


:redance:
Psst.

Her husband is a right cunt. Would gut you rather gut you wide open than say hello.

Be forewarned.
I'm getting a real good image this week :lol:
It must be a private thing because fucked if I know! [/b][/quote]
Yeah me and Anthony go back some :)

[Nickatilynx]

Gypsy's are a tricky bunch...

a.) She saw Trev , and realised within 10 yrs he be knackered ;-)))
b.) She thought you looked slutty ;-)))
c.) She was playing the odds. ;-)))


Anyway , let me say that what a Gypsy fore tells is not bound to happen , but unless something different occurs , it will (alledgedly)


The thing you must never fuck around with , seriously , is a Gypsy curse.

Those are really bad things and I'm not superstitious.

I know of one that went like this..

This gypsy I know cursed this guy who owed him money and in the gypsy's words was a "liberty taking cunt."

So this gypsy said to him , "I curse you.You will break bones within a week"

And low and behold didn't the guy get his legs broke by 4 guys with pickaxe handles 5 days later...

Strange stories of the supernatural.....

Incredible..but true ;-))))))

[iknowalttl]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Apr 16 2005, 05:54 PM
Gypsy's are a tricky bunch...

a.) She saw Trev , and realised within 10 yrs he be knackered ;-)))
b.) She thought you looked slutty ;-)))
c.) She was playing the odds. ;-)))


Anyway , let me say that what a Gypsy fore tells is not bound to happen , but unless something different occurs , it will (alledgedly)


The thing you must never fuck around with , seriously , is a Gypsy curse.

Those are really bad things and I'm not superstitious.

I know of one that went like this..

This gypsy I know cursed this guy who owed him money and in the gypsy's words was a "liberty taking cunt."

So this gypsy said to him , "I curse you.You will break bones within a week"

And low and behold didn't the guy get his legs broke by 4 guys with pickaxe handles 5 days later...

Strange stories of the supernatural.....

Incredible..but true ;-))))))
Did the Gypsy hire the four guys to hunt the money owing bastard :yowsa:

[Trev]

Originally posted by iknowalttl+Apr 17 2005, 12:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (iknowalttl @ Apr 17 2005, 12:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Apr 16 2005, 05:54 PM
Gypsy's are a tricky bunch...

a.) She saw Trev , and realised within 10 yrs he be knackered ;-)))
b.) She thought you looked slutty ;-)))
c.) She was playing the odds. ;-)))


Anyway , let me say that what a Gypsy fore tells is not bound to happen , but unless something different occurs , it will (alledgedly)


The thing you must never fuck around with , seriously , is a Gypsy curse.

Those are really bad things and I'm not superstitious.

I know of one that went like this..

This gypsy I know cursed this guy who owed him money and in the gypsy's words was a "liberty taking cunt."

So this gypsy said to him , "I curse you.You will break bones within a week"

And low and behold didn't the guy get his legs broke by 4 guys with pickaxe handles 5 days later...

Strange stories of the supernatural.....

Incredible..but true ;-))))))
Did the Gypsy hire the four guys to hunt the money owing bastard :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Course not... they were her sons :blink:

[iknowalttl]

Ohhhh.... that makes sense

[Trev]

Originally posted by iknowalttl@Apr 17 2005, 12:31 AM
Ohhhh.... that makes sense
Lucky heather means buy it or get hit :lol: