This Thursday - nasty mexican food and...

[Jace]

anyone that is open on Thursday night at 8pm, we are meeting up at El Azteca at 8pm for some greasy nasty mexican food...and then after that we will be heading to the nastiest strip club in Atlanta, The Claremont

Andrew Kanuck from Canada is in town, so he will be joining us

if you are up for it, El Ezteca on Ponce at 8pm

[Mike AI]

NEver heard of it.

What is your definition of nasty?

B)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 13 2005, 12:57 AM
NEver heard of it.

What is your definition of nasty?

B)
I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.

I plan on applying for a job there myself when I get my AARP card.

[Jace]

as far as nasty food - this place in 2001 killed someone cause their meat had bacteria in it...it is under new management now (since 2002), and is a lot better...but still has the nasty rep

as far as nasty strip club - the oldest stripper there can crush beer cans in her tits, patrons have to keep putting quarters in the jukebox in order for dances to keep going...some girls are pregnant...most have some sort of stink coming from them
some reviews: http://pricegrabber.rateitall.com/i-8892-c...ont-lounge.aspx (http://pricegrabber.rateitall.com/i-8892-clermont-lounge.aspx)

[Mike AI]

Why on earth would you want to subject yourself to that?


:blink:

Do they pay you?

[Jace]

Originally posted by Peaches@Apr 12 2005, 09:06 PM

I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.

I plan on applying for a job there myself when I get my AARP card.
she is only about 45 and does not wear depends...LOL

[Jace]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Apr 12 2005, 09:27 PM
Why on earth would you want to subject yourself to that?


:blink:

Do they pay you?
it is an atlanta landmark, it is the oldest strip club in atlanta

you HAVE to experience it once...everyone does

that place is standing room only on weekend

plus, $2 beers rock

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by JaceXXX+Apr 13 2005, 12:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JaceXXX @ Apr 13 2005, 12:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Apr 12 2005, 09:27 PM
Why on earth would you want to subject yourself to that?


:blink:

Do they pay you?
it is an atlanta landmark, it is the oldest strip club in atlanta

you HAVE to experience it once...everyone does

that place is standing room only on weekend

plus, $2 beers rock [/b][/quote]


It sounds like you have been more then once.


$2 beer can be found in your local grocery store - without the stank!

[Hell Puppy]

I've sworn off El Azteca. My stomach is normally like cast iron, and last couple of times I've eaten there it was like the turbo-lax from Dumb and Dumber.

Clairmont Lounge is kinda like going to a christmas pageant put on at the retard school. You know it's wrong and you shouldn't laugh, but you cant help yourself.

[gonzo]

Jace dont you have a radio show that night?

[Becki]

Originally posted by Peaches@Apr 12 2005, 09:06 PM
I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.
Oh my :blink: :zoinks:

[Trev]

Originally posted by Becki+Apr 13 2005, 09:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Becki @ Apr 13 2005, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Apr 12 2005, 09:06 PM
I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.
Oh my :blink: :zoinks: [/b][/quote]
It's all in the training... 6 months from now I'm hoping that you can do this as well :yowsa:

[Becki]

Originally posted by Trev+Apr 13 2005, 12:34 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Apr 13 2005, 12:34 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Becki@Apr 13 2005, 09:28 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Apr 12 2005, 09:06 PM
I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.
Oh my :blink: :zoinks:
It's all in the training... 6 months from now I'm hoping that you can do this as well :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
You will have to be able to do it first :nyanya:

[iamkathi]

there is nothing like giving someone screaming diarrhea and skany strippers to show off how proud you are of the city you live in.


Wahoo... yall come back now...ya hear

Please count me out both adventures.



:barfon:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by iamkathi@Apr 13 2005, 09:18 PM
there is nothing like giving someone screaming diarrhea and skany strippers to show off how proud you are of the city you live in.


Wahoo... yall come back now...ya hear

Please count me out both adventures.



:barfon:
He forgot he had a radio show that night.

[Jace]

Originally posted by iamkathi@Apr 13 2005, 06:18 PM
there is nothing like giving someone screaming diarrhea and skany strippers to show off how proud you are of the city you live in.


Wahoo... yall come back now...ya hear

Please count me out both adventures.



:barfon:
nah, it ain't like that...we eat there all the time...some of the best mexican food in atlanta...

[Jace]

Originally posted by gonzo@Apr 13 2005, 06:23 PM

He forgot he had a radio show that night.
it got cancelled...

[gonzo]

Originally posted by JaceXXX+Apr 13 2005, 09:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JaceXXX @ Apr 13 2005, 09:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Apr 13 2005, 06:23 PM

He forgot he had a radio show that night.
it got cancelled... [/b][/quote]
.... point made.

[BillPMB]

I'm worried.

This sounds extremely lame to me and I'm friggin old.

Barhopping in Buckhead then Cheetah's could get me on a jet, but this? :blink:

Riding MARTA at midnight sounds more fun! (with the goons of course)

[Jace]

this wasnt made to get people to fly in from out of town

we have someone in the industry coming in town and he wanted to have some fun...we brought up claremont and everyone involved freaked and wanted to go really bad

the whole concept is a night out drinking with fun people

and barhopping in buckhead? do you really WANNA get shot or get in a bunch of fights?

if anyone wants to meet up with us after el azteca you are more than welcome to, we should be at the claremont around 9:30-10pm...as long as we don't sit around drinking maragaritas at el azteca

you all really need to see the fun side of all this...most of us going aren't interested in sexy strip clubs, cause we do afterall work in the adult industry and see women day after day...why not do the extremely exact opposite of a sexy strip club for fun?

[squirtingcarly]

Originally posted by Peaches@Apr 12 2005, 09:06 PM
I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.

I plan on applying for a job there myself when I get my AARP card.
Peaches, can you teach me to do that, that can be my plan B if this whole squirting thing doesn't work out. :lol:

[Jace]

Originally posted by squirtingcarly+Apr 14 2005, 10:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (squirtingcarly @ Apr 14 2005, 10:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Apr 12 2005, 09:06 PM
I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.

I plan on applying for a job there myself when I get my AARP card.
Peaches, can you teach me to do that, that can be my plan B if this whole squirting thing doesn't work out. :lol: [/b][/quote]
hahahahah

[Peaches]

Originally posted by squirtingcarly+Apr 14 2005, 02:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (squirtingcarly @ Apr 14 2005, 02:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Apr 12 2005, 09:06 PM
I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.

I plan on applying for a job there myself when I get my AARP card.
Peaches, can you teach me to do that, that can be my plan B if this whole squirting thing doesn't work out. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Hey, Carly - add me on ICQ. Your email provider thinks mine spams (which it might do....) :P

[Jace]

t-minus 2 hours til cheap mexican beer and nasty strippers!

[Jace]

anyone from here coming tonight? so i know how big of a table to grab at el azteca

[Peaches]

I'm having a friend up and headed to Mexican or Chinese but here in the hills. We're coming home and crushing diet Dr. Pepper cans with our boobs. You're missing out on the REAL fun!

[squirtingcarly]

Originally posted by Peaches+Apr 14 2005, 12:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Apr 14 2005, 12:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by squirtingcarly@Apr 14 2005, 02:25 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Apr 12 2005, 09:06 PM
I think that's the place Gonzo and HP talk about where the old lady (who wears Depends) can crush a beer can with her nunu.

I plan on applying for a job there myself when I get my AARP card.
Peaches, can you teach me to do that, that can be my plan B if this whole squirting thing doesn't work out. :lol:
Hey, Carly - add me on ICQ. Your email provider thinks mine spams (which it might do....) :P [/b][/quote]
Ok, Peaches, I added you :) Now I await the secrets of crushing cans with your nunu. :P

[Gabriel]

Originally posted by Peaches@Apr 14 2005, 05:01 PM
I'm having a friend up and headed to Mexican or Chinese but here in the hills. We're coming home and crushing diet Dr. Pepper cans with our boobs. You're missing out on the REAL fun!
I may have to fly back out for this.

[iamkathi]

I am still not really understanding this...Please someone help me here. You look at beautiful naked women all day. Jace, you are married to a gorgeous woman...but for
FUN you go to a skany strip club.

I don't get it. Maybe I'm not supposed to get it.


I think I'll just stay home and do a radio show or something...

[gonzo]

Originally posted by iamkathi@Apr 14 2005, 08:17 PM
I am still not really understanding this...Please someone help me here. You look at beautiful naked women all day. Jace, you are married to a gorgeous woman...but for
FUN you go to a skany strip club.

I don't get it. Maybe I'm not supposed to get it.


I think I'll just stay home and do a radio show or something...
Them damn beers are expensive at the Clairmont and then they want you to tip on top of it! They always wanna just go and drink.

[Hell Puppy]

The FFNs were busy searching all of the jewish grocery stores for Kosher coke...

.....and that means coca-cola you heathens!

[Vick]

Nasty strip clubs are great for the ambiance

Who goes the strip clubs to look at girls?

[Jace]

you all missed a damn fun night...and to top it off, we got some great business done....

as for the comments about where we went...GET OVER IT PEOPLE, IT WAS FOR FUN

no, it wasn't some overpriced shaved meat on a stick joint, or a crappy restaurant that overlooked the city...it was a fun time, in an intimate setting that was enjoyed by all that were there.

guess we all just have different ideas about what is fun....

unfortunately, strip clubs and spending too much money aren't fun to me anymore...i like a little adventure and diversity

i guess i will see you all at bowling....i guess you all will be there for that cause I have hot porn stars coming? but it is a cheap night out, does that deter you?

[Jace]

Originally posted by Vick@Apr 14 2005, 08:27 PM
Nasty strip clubs are great for the ambiance

Who goes the strip clubs to look at girls?
see, you are looking at it from the wrong angle

we wanted an interesting night out, not a strip club night out...

[Peaches]

I just woke up from last night and have a HUGE red wine stain in the white carpet now. I should have hung out with Jace :(

[squirtingcarly]

Originally posted by Peaches@Apr 15 2005, 12:06 PM
I just woke up from last night and have a HUGE red wine stain in the white carpet now. I should have hung out with Jace :(
I know I am late to post this but you might want to try hydrogen peroxide.

Did you at least get the cans crushed? :P

[Peaches]

Originally posted by squirtingcarly+Apr 15 2005, 09:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (squirtingcarly @ Apr 15 2005, 09:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Apr 15 2005, 12:06 PM
I just woke up from last night and have a HUGE red wine stain in the white carpet now. I should have hung out with Jace :(
I know I am late to post this but you might want to try hydrogen peroxide.

Did you at least get the cans crushed? :P [/b][/quote]
I'll try that too. So far: Oxyclean, Clorox, vinegar, club soda, Nature's Miracle. I'm getting the steam cleaner out tomorrow and putting a really high concentrate of Oxyclean in instead of soap. Maybe with the scrubbing, it will make it less noticable. It's right when you walk in the door too and not a convenient place to put a rug.

Argh!

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by JaceXXX@Apr 15 2005, 03:22 AM
you all missed a damn fun night...and to top it off, we got some great business done....

as for the comments about where we went...GET OVER IT PEOPLE, IT WAS FOR FUN

no, it wasn't some overpriced shaved meat on a stick joint, or a crappy restaurant that overlooked the city...it was a fun time, in an intimate setting that was enjoyed by all that were there.

guess we all just have different ideas about what is fun....

unfortunately, strip clubs and spending too much money aren't fun to me anymore...i like a little adventure and diversity

i guess i will see you all at bowling....i guess you all will be there for that cause I have hot porn stars coming? but it is a cheap night out, does that deter you?
So did anyone get the green apple splatters from El Azteca....

....I can think of few places on the planet that I would rather not be when explosive diarhhea hits than The Clairmont. I'm not sure you could pay me enough to use that toilet. I'd sooner go outside and crap by the dumpster. Or in someone's jeep.

[Jace]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Apr 15 2005, 11:15 PM

So did anyone get the green apple splatters from El Azteca....

....I can think of few places on the planet that I would rather not be when explosive diarhhea hits than The Clairmont. I'm not sure you could pay me enough to use that toilet. I'd sooner go outside and crap by the dumpster. Or in someone's jeep.
nope, i had an excellent beef chimichanga with no splatters

we go there all the time, it is our favorite mexican restaurant...never had any stomach troubles