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Nickatilynx
04-11-2005, 08:12 PM
Wife and kids all have it.
I'm off for the night to cook dinner and act as house doctor.
antone need me , call the house :)
StreetRacer
04-11-2005, 08:16 PM
A few important questions for my own fantasy...
1) Will you be portaying a nurse or MD?
2) Will you be wearing womens clothing?
3) Are stilettos somehow involved?
Nickatilynx
04-11-2005, 08:17 PM
nurse
yes
yes
Newton
04-11-2005, 08:28 PM
Hope they get well soon man :okthumb:
StreetRacer
04-11-2005, 08:30 PM
Thanks, that 30 seconds passed fast.
Nickatilynx
04-11-2005, 08:41 PM
Fuck that shit!!!!
It's like an audition for the Exorcist!!!
I've ordered Chinese and returned to my den and left them to there wailing , griping and bitching LOL
Its nasty!!!
Plained boiled rice will hook them up lol
Newton
04-11-2005, 08:44 PM
Boiled water mate .. rice is the biggest cause of food poisoning out there .. boiled water should be all they get to pass it through their system nothing else :)
Any Stephen Hawking doubles going on?
Nickatilynx
04-11-2005, 08:48 PM
Not yet!!
I bolted.
Everyman for himself.
they are spread over sofas with barf buckets...
Its hell in there...
pushpills
04-11-2005, 08:58 PM
stomach bugs suck, what's for dinner? I wouldn't recommend chilli.
Nickatilynx
04-11-2005, 08:59 PM
All differewnt stuff from the chinese restaurant.
I'm hungry.
They say they will go some crab and sweetcorn soup and boiled rice..
I know I shouldn't laugh but .....
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
Your family deserves a medal :biglaugh:
Nickatilynx
04-11-2005, 09:15 PM
hahahahaha just went out to the kitchen/family roon to grab coffee.
My wife gave me the cunty eye. LOL
But as I ran out of the family room with my hands over my head she started giggling and coughing.
I didn't stay to hear if there was coughing /......and farting lol
I did mention to her when as I walked in that people were quoting Even money on one them either sharting or cough/farting within the hour.
That might have caused the cunty eye...
;-)))
Newton
04-11-2005, 09:19 PM
i will have a tooney on a shart and a looney on a stephen hawkings
Nickatilynx
04-11-2005, 09:34 PM
You are on.
Good news! The Chinese is here.
Karma?
I'm feel a bit sick. lol
Good night all :)
Newton
04-11-2005, 09:36 PM
You can take it out of my golf winnings ;) have a good night man and hope they get some rest from the bog.
TheEnforcer
04-11-2005, 09:50 PM
Hope your family starts to feel better.
Inabon
04-11-2005, 10:05 PM
Yo newton finished with billboard. it is already on the shuffle. :)
you rock.
Inabon
04-11-2005, 10:06 PM
Nick hope everyone gets better. Drink lots of water.
Newton
04-11-2005, 10:42 PM
Inabon you want more?
Steady
04-11-2005, 10:54 PM
Well wishes to La Familia!
Inabon
04-11-2005, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by Newton@Apr 11 2005, 09:43 PM
Inabon you want more?
well we are up to 89 so i think we can do 90s then 60s and 70s
gonzo
04-11-2005, 11:13 PM
Ok whats a cunty eye?
Nickatilynx
04-12-2005, 12:06 AM
The cunty eye is is like the evil eye but cuntier lol
rendh
04-12-2005, 08:39 AM
Sorry to hear you family are ill, hope they make a quick turn around :)
sending stomach soothing vibes your way....
hope all return to health soon!!
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