I am going to build a cabin

[JoesHO]

as I am very good at cable laying! but suck at crop spraying!

Time to bury a quaker B)

[MaDalton]

i need to improve my english - i have no clue what you are talking about <_<

[Phoenix]

i want a cabin also...an underground one

[dokk]

their oats are pretty good, cabin should be no prob ;-))))))

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by MaDalton@Mar 22 2005, 04:37 AM
i need to improve my english - i have no clue what you are talking about <_<
Newton has this great book for translation, I was trying out my skills...

[dokk]

Newton still makes a pretty decent cookie.. ;-)))))
My pops loves 'em.

[Trev]

Are we talking in code or something here :huh:

[dokk]

Yes, code keys being Isaac and Fig ;-))))))

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Trev@Mar 22 2005, 08:24 AM
Are we talking in code or something here :huh:
I figured at least a british guy would understand LOL

here is a translation guide on how to speak british.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm

[Trev]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Mar 22 2005, 05:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Mar 22 2005, 05:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Mar 22 2005, 08:24 AM
Are we talking in code or something here :huh:
I figured at least a british guy would understand LOL

here is a translation guide on how to speak british.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm [/b][/quote]
I'm with you now :headwall:

A log cabin :)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Trev+Mar 22 2005, 08:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 22 2005, 08:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 22 2005, 05:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Mar 22 2005, 08:24 AM
Are we talking in code or something here :huh:
I figured at least a british guy would understand LOL

here is a translation guide on how to speak british.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/Tim_Bracey/fun/rogers.htm
I'm with you now :headwall:

A log cabin :)[/b][/quote]
Thanks to Newton, that link will become my new bible, I am gonna practice writing my sentences here on Oprano LOL

[dokk]

knickers to ya!!!!


go look it up.. lol ;-)))))

[dokk]

Electra taught me that one along with "lolly"
Don't know a whole lot more than that... lolll ;-)

[Trev]

That link is generic english slang... Every area has it's own individual slang... mines Geordie and Nicks is Cock-ney.

I'm a tough Northern bastard and he's a soft Southern bastard... We're both still bastards because we're British :lol:

[dokk]

In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

;-)

[dokk]

And the northerners have expressions that the southerners do not understand.. like:

"bumbershoot"

;-)

[Trev]

Originally posted by dokk@Mar 22 2005, 06:13 PM
In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

;-)
A sample of Geordie:
Divn't come in wor hoose with ya clarty byeuts on.

Translates into:

Don't enter my house with dirty shoes on.

:)

[dokk]

A sample of deep south:

"Make the squirrel ribs stand up on that thang!"

Translates to:

Big hard on

[Trev]

Originally posted by dokk@Mar 22 2005, 06:19 PM
A sample of deep south:

"Make the squirrel ribs stand up on that thang!"

Translates to:

Big hard on
Hahahahah :okthumb:

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by dokk@Mar 22 2005, 09:19 AM
A sample of deep south:

"Make the squirrel ribs stand up on that thang!"

Translates to:

Big hard on
hahaha my squirl ribs have a northern curve LOL

[dokk]

crikey!

i think you've got it!!!!!!

;-))))))

[Trev]

My speaks:

http://www.geordiepride.demon.co.uk/dictionary.htm

[dokk]

Many people think my thoughts are abacka beyont...
But i'm really okay. ;-)

[dokk]

Wow, I just did 2 lines of poetry and didn't realize it till I was done.. lolll ;-)))))))))

[Newton]

In Hartford, Heresford, and Hampshire? Hurricanes hardly happen... Joe spoken like a true Brit chap..

I am 1/4 Geordie, only the soft northern shandy drinking bit though lol Whey aye man ...

:nyanya:

[nlphoto]

Originally posted by dokk@Mar 22 2005, 10:34 AM
Many people think my thoughts are abacka beyont...
But i'm really okay. ;-)
well THATS a matter of opinion... :rolleyes:

[dokk]

Hey!!!!!!!!!!
You're right....

lolllllll ;-)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by dokk@Mar 22 2005, 12:13 PM
In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

;-)
I'm up here in Illinois, 40 miles east of the border with Iowa and Missouri, 150 miles south of Wisconsin - and they say "I'm fixin to" and "yawl".

[Nickatilynx]

Leave it out Joe , your off your tree , its all the biggest pony I've ever heard , you must be brahms mates.

Fuck you all , I'm off for a quick Jodrell

Gonna half inch a few SE's listings and on the blower to some mates then

[dokk]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy+Mar 22 2005, 09:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PornoDoggy @ Mar 22 2005, 09:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dokk@Mar 22 2005, 12:13 PM
In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

;-)
I'm up here in Illinois, 40 miles east of the border with Iowa and Missouri, 150 miles south of Wisconsin - and they say "I'm fixin to" and "yawl". [/b][/quote]
Thank goodness for the motor car!!!!


;-))))))))))

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by dokk+Mar 22 2005, 01:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dokk @ Mar 22 2005, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Mar 22 2005, 09:50 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-dokk@Mar 22 2005, 12:13 PM
In the deep south where I live there is quite a bit of slang that even northerners don't understand...

"I'm fixin' to"
"Ya'll"
"biskits and maters"

;-)
I'm up here in Illinois, 40 miles east of the border with Iowa and Missouri, 150 miles south of Wisconsin - and they say "I'm fixin to" and "yawl".
Thank goodness for the motor car!!!!


;-)))))))))) [/b][/quote]
Naw ... the motor car had nuthin to do with it. Half the area came Kentuck & Tensee 'bout 70 year fore the horseless carriage got common.

Lot of English and Scottish folk round here too ... they usta really dig coal.

[PornoDoggy]

Another problem with my neck of the woods is it's hard to hit the highway in springtime without running into a gawking Mormon tourist with Utah plates.

I'm about 25 miles from where the prophett Joesph Smith got kilt, and 40 miles from Navoo, which was the settlement they established after getting run out of Missouri and just before they migrated out to Utah.

[dokk]

You have a lot of history knowledge in you.. that's cool.
I didn't know any of that stuff.

Thanks for sharing with me, now I know a little more than I did which wasn't much. ;-)))

[sarettah]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Mar 22 2005, 02:44 PM
Another problem with my neck of the woods is it's hard to hit the highway in springtime without running into a gawking Mormon tourist with Utah plates.

I'm about 25 miles from where the prophett Joesph Smith got kilt, and 40 miles from Navoo, which was the settlement they established after getting run out of Missouri and just before they migrated out to Utah.
hey, at least you don't have the temple of doom in your dackyard like we do....
http://www.cockinpuss.com/templeofdoom.jpg

[Newton]

Originally posted by sarettah+Mar 22 2005, 05:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Mar 22 2005, 05:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-PornoDoggy@Mar 22 2005, 02:44 PM
Another problem with my neck of the woods is it's hard to hit the highway in springtime without running into a gawking Mormon tourist with Utah plates.

I'm about 25 miles from where the prophett Joesph Smith got kilt, and 40 miles from Navoo, which was the settlement they established after getting run out of Missouri and just before they migrated out to Utah.
hey, at least you don't have the temple of doom in your dackyard like we do....
http://www.cockinpuss.com/templeofdoom.jpg [/b][/quote]
wtf is that, a church? reminds me of the tin hat, that the tin man wore, in the wizard of oz

[sarettah]

That be the headquarters of the big old cult in Independence, Missouri.......

I never get it right whether it's Mormon or Latter Day Saints od Church of Christ of Latter Day Saints or what.....

But they build big old gaudy temples of doom wherever they go. :blink:

[PornoDoggy]

I've seen that one ... looks like some kinda alien probe to me.