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Nickatilynx
03-18-2005, 11:12 PM
for a high seven figure sum.

the sale went smooth as silk , Persian Kitty is such a pleasant person to deal with as is the rest of her crew. :)

The papers were signed today and the site has been transferred.

:)

So Opranaut , if this was TRUE rather than purely a hypothetical bullshit impossible dream ...(ahahahahahaha suckers)

If I asked you too manage it ,

What would you do to increase its income?









Notes:
1.) forgetting the possibility of existing traffic contracts etc
2.) Apologies to PK who prolly saw BT and went "huh?"
3.) BillPMBs idea in another thread to drug TGP owners and nick there TGPs gave me the idea for this thread, blame him :)

gonzo
03-18-2005, 11:14 PM
FIRE
Lewis/Lew DePayne/Payne.

Profitability would rise.

Peaches
03-19-2005, 12:15 AM
You could start by answering emails when programs want to buy advertising :)

edited to add before it gets taken the wrong way - I'm referring to emails which were sent to PK, not Nick :awinky:

gonzo
03-19-2005, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 19 2005, 12:16 AM
You could start by answering emails when programs want to buy advertising :)

edited to add before it gets taken the wrong way - I'm referring to emails which were sent to PK, not Nick :awinky:
See my first post. Anyone thats loosely associated with Confucy is a shit bag.

Hell Puppy
03-19-2005, 01:11 AM
Market conditions over the last couple of years have more than trained me to strain every last penny out of even the nastiest traffic.

I haven't even looked at PK in probably a year and without doing so now I can tell you what my general approach would be.

1) Analyze existing traffic data and income extensively. You cant tune shit without good stats. "In numbers we trust..."

2) Modernize the behind the scenes stuff. See above, you need to be able to easily track and manage ads and everything else.

3) Retain the existing "feel" of the site. Dont fuck with what works and risk all that traffic. Keep the quality and trust, dont "hooper" the traffic. But there's room to do things like selling the best spots or at least making them your own affiliate links.

4) Send a lot of the traffic to my own sites. I'm the only one I know for absolute certain doesn't shave me and my own shit still converts.

5) Create more pages and more ad spots on existing pages, but again keep the quality high and dont over circle jerk it.

6) A site like PK that has user trust screams out to have some "community" type features added.

I have more ideas, I try not to give away too many of them for free on any given day though. Violation of FFN union rules.

gonzo
03-19-2005, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Mar 19 2005, 01:12 AM
I have more ideas, I try not to give away too many of them for free on any given day though. Violation of FFN union rules.
Smart move..... keeps ideas like cannonballs from ending up in the hands of pansies.

Hell Puppy
03-19-2005, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by gonzo+Mar 19 2005, 01:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Mar 19 2005, 01:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hell Puppy@Mar 19 2005, 01:12 AM
I have more ideas, I try not to give away too many of them for free on any given day though. Violation of FFN union rules.
Smart move..... keeps ideas like cannonballs from ending up in the hands of pansies. [/b][/quote]
Yeah, the FFN Think Tank now takes cash projects only.

Nickatilynx
03-19-2005, 11:02 AM
I hoped to get some constructive ideas about the general idea of running a major linklist instead I got a rant about confucy LOL

Ah well....

Raven
03-19-2005, 12:05 PM
Run it like PK did in the old days.
Hire her to train you.

Peaches
03-19-2005, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 19 2005, 12:03 PM
I hoped to get some constructive ideas about the general idea of running a major linklist instead I got a rant about confucy LOL

Ah well....
You got some good advice from HP! To get more, gain some weight, join the FFNs and the rest is, so to speak, gravy :)

Nickatilynx
03-19-2005, 12:25 PM
Fuck it!!!

I'll stick to spamming.................something :)

Becase , if it sends hits , I can spam the crap out of it :)

Titan
03-19-2005, 04:12 PM
if i told you my shit youd do it yourself so therefore out rank me in the se's ... so ... naw :) lol

Nickatilynx
03-19-2005, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Titan@Mar 19 2005, 01:13 PM
if i told you my shit youd do it yourself so therefore out rank me in the se's ... so ... naw :) lol
too late!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

;-)

Titan
03-19-2005, 05:01 PM
yeah but im the penguin left standing ;)

Nickatilynx
03-19-2005, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Titan@Mar 19 2005, 02:02 PM
yeah but im the penguin left standing ;)
Nawwwww yr dreaming aren't ya?

Early days yet too. :)

Trev
03-19-2005, 05:46 PM
Do I see a dick measurin cuntest on the horizon?


B)

Nickatilynx
03-19-2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Trev@Mar 19 2005, 02:47 PM
Do I see a dick measurin cuntest on the horizon?


B)
Naw he's just a mouthy bitch cause he's been on a 5 day bender thanks to St.Paddy's , and in fact he is off to another party in seconds lol

lucky lucky bastard...

Trev
03-19-2005, 05:58 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 19 2005, 11:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 19 2005, 11:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Mar 19 2005, 02:47 PM
Do I see a dick measurin cuntest on the horizon?


B)
Naw he's just a mouthy bitch cause he's been on a 5 day bender thanks to St.Paddy's , and in fact he is off to another party in seconds lol

lucky lucky bastard... [/b][/quote]
Ahh but he doesn't have the pleasures around him that you do :)

Nickatilynx
03-19-2005, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Trev+Mar 19 2005, 02:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 19 2005, 02:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 19 2005, 11:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Mar 19 2005, 02:47 PM
Do I see a dick measurin cuntest on the horizon?


B)
Naw he's just a mouthy bitch cause he's been on a 5 day bender thanks to St.Paddy's , and in fact he is off to another party in seconds lol

lucky lucky bastard...
Ahh but he doesn't have the pleasures around him that you do :) [/b][/quote]
You mean he ain't "Riiiich Beeeeeeyatch!!" ?

(calming down)

and by that I not only mean in the more obvious material sense but in additionally in the etherial and esoteric sense of inner well being and contentedness. :)

Trev
03-19-2005, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 20 2005, 12:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 20 2005, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Mar 19 2005, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 19 2005, 11:56 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Mar 19 2005, 02:47 PM
Do I see a dick measurin cuntest on the horizon?


B)
Naw he's just a mouthy bitch cause he's been on a 5 day bender thanks to St.Paddy's , and in fact he is off to another party in seconds lol

lucky lucky bastard...
Ahh but he doesn't have the pleasures around him that you do :)
You mean he ain't "Riiiich Beeeeeeyatch!!" ?

(calming down)

and by that I not only mean in the more obvious material sense but in additionally in the etherial and esoteric sense of inner well being and contentedness. :) [/b][/quote]
yeah wot eva :huh:


:biglaugh:

Trev
03-19-2005, 06:32 PM
See this just proves I'm a thicket because I would have said:

and by that I not only mean in the more obvious material sense but inaddition to the etherial and esoteric sense of inner well being and contentedness.

Instead of:

and by that I not only mean in the more obvious material sense but in additionally in the etherial and esoteric sense of inner well being and contentedness.


But hey I ain't the dood with the bling :)

Inabon
03-19-2005, 06:41 PM
easy man.

leave it as is and fire everyone just keep those you need for submission reviews. then add RT templates and stick to our affiliate program where you can sell clicks on your tgp and get paid. (comming soon)

after that contact me so i can push a shitload of sponsors so i can get buyers to buy your traffic.

simple and profitable

BTW i should kick you in the nuts for making me happy about a possible family monopoly

even if i have to get GPS to locate them.

peace

Trev
03-19-2005, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Inabon@Mar 20 2005, 12:42 AM
even if i have to get GPS to locate them.

Hahahahaha :lol:

Dravyk
03-19-2005, 10:44 PM
Peekers is sooo gonna bop you, Nick! :agrin:

PK
03-20-2005, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 18 2005, 09:13 PM
for a high seven figure sum.

the sale went smooth as silk , Persian Kitty is such a pleasant person to deal with as is the rest of her crew. :)

The papers were signed today and the site has been transferred.

:)

So Opranaut , if this was TRUE rather than purely a hypothetical bullshit impossible dream ...(ahahahahahaha suckers)

If I asked you too manage it ,

What would you do to increase its income?









Notes:
1.) forgetting the possibility of existing traffic contracts etc
2.) Apologies to PK who prolly saw BT and went "huh?"
3.) BillPMBs idea in another thread to drug TGP owners and nick there TGPs gave me the idea for this thread, blame him :)
Where's my money, dammit!!!

Nickatilynx
03-20-2005, 01:23 AM
Originally posted by PK+Mar 19 2005, 10:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PK @ Mar 19 2005, 10:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 18 2005, 09:13 PM
for a high seven figure sum.

the sale went smooth as silk , Persian Kitty is such a pleasant person to deal with as is the rest of her crew. :)

The papers were signed today and the site has been transferred.

:)

So Opranaut , if this was TRUE rather than purely a hypothetical bullshit impossible dream ...(ahahahahahaha suckers)

If I asked you too manage it ,

What would you do to increase its income?









Notes:
1.) forgetting the possibility of existing traffic contracts etc
2.) Apologies to PK who prolly saw BT and went "huh?"
3.) BillPMBs idea in another thread to drug TGP owners and nick there TGPs gave me the idea for this thread, blame him :)
Where's my money, dammit!!! [/b][/quote]
I asked Seth to give you a check!!!!

Well about a billion checks actually, all for 3 cents ;-)))
Mail fron Thailand is slow though :)
Whereas males to Thailand..oh never mind
;-)

How R U?

Long time no see :)

PK
03-20-2005, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 19 2005, 11:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 19 2005, 11:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by PK@Mar 19 2005, 10:17 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 18 2005, 09:13 PM
for a high seven figure sum.

the sale went smooth as silk , Persian Kitty is such a pleasant person to deal with as is the rest of her crew. :)

The papers were signed today and the site has been transferred.

:)

So Opranaut , if this was TRUE rather than purely a hypothetical bullshit impossible dream ...(ahahahahahaha suckers)

If I asked you too manage it ,

What would you do to increase its income?









Notes:
1.) forgetting the possibility of existing traffic contracts etc
2.) Apologies to PK who prolly saw BT and went "huh?"
3.) BillPMBs idea in another thread to drug TGP owners and nick there TGPs gave me the idea for this thread, blame him :)
Where's my money, dammit!!!
I asked Seth to give you a check!!!!

Well about a billion checks actually, all for 3 cents ;-)))
Mail fron Thailand is slow though :)
Whereas males to Thailand..oh never mind
;-)

How R U?

Long time no see :) [/b][/quote]
I'm doing good. It appears you are also :P

Now I'm just waiting for Peaches to ream me a new one about that email from over a month ago. Oh way... I think she did (scrolling up a bit).

Titan
03-20-2005, 06:33 AM
me = good :) thanks for asking though

st patricks is over today :( booo .. only one night left to party ..

Nickatilynx
03-20-2005, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by PK+Mar 19 2005, 10:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PK @ Mar 19 2005, 10:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 19 2005, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by PK@Mar 19 2005, 10:17 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 18 2005, 09:13 PM
for a high seven figure sum.

the sale went smooth as silk , Persian Kitty is such a pleasant person to deal with as is the rest of her crew. :)

The papers were signed today and the site has been transferred.

:)

So Opranaut , if this was TRUE rather than purely a hypothetical bullshit impossible dream ...(ahahahahahaha suckers)

If I asked you too manage it ,

What would you do to increase its income?









Notes:
1.) forgetting the possibility of existing traffic contracts etc
2.) Apologies to PK who prolly saw BT and went "huh?"
3.) BillPMBs idea in another thread to drug TGP owners and nick there TGPs gave me the idea for this thread, blame him :)
Where's my money, dammit!!!
I asked Seth to give you a check!!!!

Well about a billion checks actually, all for 3 cents ;-)))
Mail fron Thailand is slow though :)
Whereas males to Thailand..oh never mind
;-)

How R U?

Long time no see :)
I'm doing good. It appears you are also :P

Now I'm just waiting for Peaches to ream me a new one about that email from over a month ago. Oh way... I think she did (scrolling up a bit). [/b][/quote]
Oh I'm surviving , PK:)

(Soon veteran porners are gonna be like farmers.Always protesting that times are tough , but keeping a nice Benz in the barn ;-))

More importantly how are those massive mammaries. (I still have a half completed site called "Persian Kitty's Massive Mammaries" that I was gonna submit for shits and giggles. Yes , I need a life)


Oh and Titan.Shut up you drunken bastard! ;-)

Peaches
03-20-2005, 11:53 AM
And just to clarify, it seems PK and I had an email delivery problem. :) We've now corresponded, and she said I need to start dealing directly with Nick for all advertising :P

j/k about the Nick thing but it's funny someone's already started a thread on GFY about PK being sold, lol!

Rolo
03-20-2005, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 20 2005, 08:12 AM
(Soon veteran porners are gonna be like farmers.Always protesting that times are tough , but keeping a nice Benz in the barn ;-))
Shhhhhhhh :awinky:

Nickatilynx
03-20-2005, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 20 2005, 08:54 AM
And just to clarify, it seems PK and I had an email delivery problem. :) We've now corresponded, and she said I need to start dealing directly with Nick for all advertising :P

j/k about the Nick thing but it's funny someone's already started a thread on GFY about PK being sold, lol!
JR sent me the url , peaches .LOL ahahahahahahahahaha

I'm so sorry PK.

But I'm also soooooo tempted to go on GFY and fuck with them ahahahahahah

Nickatilynx
03-20-2005, 12:09 PM
Oh and PK...got some guys that want banners.

I said you'll have them up by tonight.

So chop!! chop!!


ahahahahahahahahahahahah

PK
03-20-2005, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 20 2005, 09:54 AM
j/k about the Nick thing but it's funny someone's already started a thread on GFY about PK being sold, lol!
You should have seen all the email I got this morning! I dunno whether to go post on GFY or to let them stew for awhile.

PK
03-20-2005, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 20 2005, 09:12 AM

Oh I'm surviving , PK:)

(Soon veteran porners are gonna be like farmers.Always protesting that times are tough , but keeping a nice Benz in the barn ;-))

More importantly how are those massive mammaries. (I still have a half completed site called "Persian Kitty's Massive Mammaries" that I was gonna submit for shits and giggles. Yes , I need a life)


Oh and Titan.Shut up you drunken bastard! ;-)
I don't have a Benz... Heck I don't even have a barn!

As far as massive mammaries... I'm trying to recall if you got that info from chat years ago and know about Ig and Loo (hmmm.. looking at the penguins).

gonzo
03-20-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by PK+Mar 20 2005, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PK @ Mar 20 2005, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 20 2005, 09:12 AM

Oh I'm surviving , PK:)

(Soon veteran porners are gonna be like farmers.Always protesting that times are tough , but keeping a nice Benz in the barn ;-))

More importantly how are those massive mammaries. (I still have a half completed site called "Persian Kitty's Massive Mammaries" that I was gonna submit for shits and giggles. Yes , I need a life)


Oh and Titan.Shut up you drunken bastard! ;-)
I don't have a Benz... Heck I don't even have a barn!

As far as massive mammaries... I'm trying to recall if you got that info from chat years ago and know about Ig and Loo (hmmm.. looking at the penguins). [/b][/quote]
Their CHristian names are Bishop and Anth.
Anth is the one that falls down with the huge butt plug.

Nickatilynx
03-20-2005, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by PK+Mar 20 2005, 12:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PK @ Mar 20 2005, 12:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 20 2005, 09:12 AM

Oh I'm surviving , PK:)

(Soon veteran porners are gonna be like farmers.Always protesting that times are tough , but keeping a nice Benz in the barn ;-))

More importantly how are those massive mammaries. (I still have a half completed site called "Persian Kitty's Massive Mammaries" that I was gonna submit for shits and giggles. Yes , I need a life)


Oh and Titan.Shut up you drunken bastard! ;-)
I don't have a Benz... Heck I don't even have a barn!

As far as massive mammaries... I'm trying to recall if you got that info from chat years ago and know about Ig and Loo (hmmm.. looking at the penguins). [/b][/quote]
I'm familar with the magnitude of yr mamaries. :)

And yes it was from YNOT chat ages ago.

I have the memory of an elephant , unfortunately thats where the similarity ends.

And gonzo please don't call Bishop and Ant , tits. Thats not very nice.

Candice
03-21-2005, 05:40 AM
congrats for acquiring it!
now, what you can do is hire PK to orient and train you...lol

Lisa
03-21-2005, 06:23 AM
You really are clueless aren't you?

Dravyk
03-21-2005, 08:31 AM
:headwall: :headwall: :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

Have a free membership: http://www.add.org

Inabon
03-21-2005, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by Candice@Mar 21 2005, 02:41 AM
congrats for acquiring it!
now, what you can do is hire PK to orient and train you...lol
:blink:

Elli
03-22-2005, 01:20 AM
Wow, the changing of the guard. I hope PK is doing ok for herself.

I think getting her to walk you through things would be an excellent idea.

cj
03-22-2005, 01:51 AM
LMAO

board whore tip number 775

Don't respond to a thread until you have read each post, not just the title.

:biglaugh:

Lisa
03-22-2005, 02:02 AM
Elli can't read either? :huh:

sharky
03-25-2005, 05:47 PM
So PK is selling to multiple people?

Why do I find this out AFTER I send the wire?

Trev
03-25-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by cj@Mar 22 2005, 07:52 AM
LMAO

board whore tip number 775

Don't respond to a thread until you have read each post, not just the title.

:biglaugh:
Your avatar is really starting to do things for me.....






















:barfon:

cj
03-25-2005, 07:40 PM
Trev, are you SURE you want me to change it?!

the next one may not be an improvement :agrin:

deal with it. if us gals have to look at tits and flaps all day the least you can do is tolerate a naked chest and tighty whiteys :rolleyes:

keep complaining and there'll be a big juicy cock! :agrin:

D-man
03-26-2005, 02:42 AM
Originally posted by Dravyk@Mar 21 2005, 05:32 AM
:headwall: :headwall: :headwall: :headwall: :headwall:

Have a free membership: http://www.add.org

LOL hahaha
LOL hahahaha

Trev
03-26-2005, 03:15 AM
Originally posted by cj@Mar 26 2005, 01:41 AM
keep complaining and there'll be a big juicy cock! :agrin:
When put that way I guess a chest aint to bad :blink:

Elli
03-26-2005, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Lisa@Mar 21 2005, 11:03 PM
Elli can't read either? :huh:
Ah, I admit it, I skimmed. Bad Elli.

cj
03-26-2005, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Trev+Mar 26 2005, 03:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 26 2005, 03:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Mar 26 2005, 01:41 AM
keep complaining and there'll be a big juicy cock! :agrin:
When put that way I guess a chest aint to bad :blink: [/b][/quote]
I knew you'd see it my way ;-)))

:biglaugh: