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sarettah
03-14-2005, 12:42 PM
Well ??


I'm thinking about starting a pool on it, you know one of those whoever guesses closest to the exact date and time that he decides to do the dirty wins a little red camatro or something.........

Peaches
03-14-2005, 12:46 PM
When does she come home? I need exact dates before I make my vote :)

Mike AI
03-14-2005, 12:46 PM
I think you need anothr 10 choice to completely confuse everyone!

Phoenix
03-14-2005, 12:48 PM
do trannies count?

Almighty Colin
03-14-2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Phoenix@Mar 14 2005, 12:49 PM
do trannies count?
Heh. Good meeting you, Brad. You are one of the funniest people I have ever met.

Almighty Colin
03-14-2005, 12:56 PM
Oh, and uh ... He cheated last night.

sarettah
03-14-2005, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 14 2005, 12:47 PM
I think you need anothr 10 choice to completely confuse everyone!
I can't edit a poll :(

TheEnforcer
03-14-2005, 12:59 PM
Not too much faith in PP so far. perfect 5-0 that he either already has or will cheat before she gets back!! :P

VooMan
03-14-2005, 01:15 PM
If Pushpills will follow the advice I gave him in another thread, he can not only bang his girlfriend and her best friend, but if he's smart he can also get all the other friends involved in a big old sloppy Grogan sandwich free for all...

I'm tellin' ya Steve, just hold on (literally) until the g/f gets home, tease the one who wants to hang with you, and the gossip you generate will keep all the other girls in the group interested in the drama. Whichever one you nail first, make sure it's a good one, and you will get them all. Trust me...

And just at that moment when there are five naked girls on your bed with you, the ex will show up for a photoshoot (the one you conveniently forgot about), and she will be more than willing to jump in the pile.

Take pictures, and call the site... Steve G.

:okthumb:

TheEnforcer
03-14-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by VooMan@Mar 14 2005, 01:16 PM
If Pushpills will follow the advice I gave him in another thread, he can not only bang his girlfriend and her best friend, but if he's smart he can also get all the other friends involved in a big old sloppy Grogan sandwich free for all...

I'm tellin' ya Steve, just hold on (literally) until the g/f gets home, tease the one who wants to hang with you, and the gossip you generate will keep all the other girls in the group interested in the drama. Whichever one you nail first, make sure it's a good one, and you will get them all. Trust me...

And just at that moment when there are five naked girls on your bed with you, the ex will show up for a photoshoot (the one you conveniently forgot about), and she will be more than willing to jump in the pile.

Take pictures, and call the site... Steve G.

:okthumb:
Or he could end up with his balls cut off and stuffed down his throat!!! :)

VooMan
03-14-2005, 01:40 PM
Nah, I've done this hundreds of times... thousands... nobody ever gets angry. B)

Peaches
03-14-2005, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by VooMan@Mar 14 2005, 02:41 PM
Nah, I've done this hundreds of times... thousands... nobody ever gets angry. B)
Is there an "in your dreams" smiley? :P

Trev
03-14-2005, 01:49 PM
I think if she comes home should have been in there somewhere...

VooMan
03-14-2005, 01:50 PM
Oh c'mon Peaches... everyone knows what a Player I am. :)

gonzo
03-14-2005, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 14 2005, 12:47 PM
I think you need anothr 10 choice to completely confuse everyone!
It will take 2 weeks!

Lee
03-14-2005, 01:55 PM
We've already cheated on her ;)

With one of his hot friends ;)

pushpills
03-14-2005, 02:20 PM
Today is actually 1 month without sex. Haven't cheated on her, and don't plan on it.
:P

If I was going to it wouldn't have been too hard saturday night surrounded by sluts rolling their tits off on x rubbing up on my cock.

I'm not saying I don't wanna get laid...but I think I can holdout 2 more months.

pushpills
03-14-2005, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 11:47 AM
When does she come home? I need exact dates before I make my vote :)
May 13th.

pushpills
03-14-2005, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by Phoenix@Mar 14 2005, 11:49 AM
do trannies count?
we discussed this before she left, and no, they don't.

pushpills
03-14-2005, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by VooMan@Mar 14 2005, 12:16 PM
If Pushpills will follow the advice I gave him in another thread, he can not only bang his girlfriend and her best friend, but if he's smart he can also get all the other friends involved in a big old sloppy Grogan sandwich free for all...

I'm tellin' ya Steve, just hold on (literally) until the g/f gets home, tease the one who wants to hang with you, and the gossip you generate will keep all the other girls in the group interested in the drama. Whichever one you nail first, make sure it's a good one, and you will get them all. Trust me...

And just at that moment when there are five naked girls on your bed with you, the ex will show up for a photoshoot (the one you conveniently forgot about), and she will be more than willing to jump in the pile.

Take pictures, and call the site... Steve G.

:okthumb:
the end result sounds great, but I dunno if the plan is failsafe. :(

TheEnforcer
03-14-2005, 02:31 PM
I'm guessing the one vote that he would make it was made by himself!! :P

pushpills
03-14-2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Mar 14 2005, 01:32 PM
I'm guessing the one vote that he would make it was made by himself!! :P
that's right. :)

Mike AI
03-14-2005, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by VooMan@Mar 14 2005, 01:16 PM
If Pushpills will follow the advice I gave him in another thread, he can not only bang his girlfriend and her best friend, but if he's smart he can also get all the other friends involved in a big old sloppy Grogan sandwich free for all...

I'm tellin' ya Steve, just hold on (literally) until the g/f gets home, tease the one who wants to hang with you, and the gossip you generate will keep all the other girls in the group interested in the drama. Whichever one you nail first, make sure it's a good one, and you will get them all. Trust me...

And just at that moment when there are five naked girls on your bed with you, the ex will show up for a photoshoot (the one you conveniently forgot about), and she will be more than willing to jump in the pile.

Take pictures, and call the site... Steve G.

:okthumb:


Voo I never say this side of you!!

We need to talk - I need to debrief you on all this!!!

:agrin:

Peaches
03-14-2005, 02:57 PM
Originally posted by pushpills+Mar 14 2005, 03:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Mar 14 2005, 03:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 11:47 AM
When does she come home? I need exact dates before I make my vote :)
May 13th. [/b][/quote]
Oh shit, 2 more months? Yeah, you're doomed. Sorry :(

TheEnforcer
03-14-2005, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Peaches+Mar 14 2005, 02:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Mar 14 2005, 02:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by pushpills@Mar 14 2005, 03:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 11:47 AM
When does she come home? I need exact dates before I make my vote :)
May 13th.
Oh shit, 2 more months? Yeah, you're doomed. Sorry :( [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Peaches
03-14-2005, 03:03 PM
HOWEVER, if you DON'T cheat before she comes back, you'll make a good husband some day :) If you can go 3 months without cheating on an absent girlfriend at 21, when your hormones are raging, then you're probably strong in your convictions.

But I said "IF" :awinky:

pushpills
03-14-2005, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Peaches+Mar 14 2005, 01:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Mar 14 2005, 01:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by pushpills@Mar 14 2005, 03:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 11:47 AM
When does she come home? I need exact dates before I make my vote :)
May 13th.
Oh shit, 2 more months? Yeah, you're doomed, sexy. [/b][/quote]
Of course peaches would say that, she wants to jump my bones before my girlfriend gets back.

Peaches
03-14-2005, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by pushpills+Mar 14 2005, 04:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Mar 14 2005, 04:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by pushpills@Mar 14 2005, 03:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 11:47 AM
When does she come home? I need exact dates before I make my vote :)
May 13th.
Oh shit, 2 more months? Yeah, you're doomed, sexy.
Of course peaches would say that, she wants to jump my bones before my girlfriend gets back. [/b][/quote]
Tattletale! Next thing you know, you'll be posting transcripts of our cybersex sessions :grrr:

TheEnforcer
03-14-2005, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by pushpills+Mar 14 2005, 03:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Mar 14 2005, 03:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by pushpills@Mar 14 2005, 03:22 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 11:47 AM
When does she come home? I need exact dates before I make my vote :)
May 13th.
Oh shit, 2 more months? Yeah, you're doomed, sexy.
Of course peaches would say that, she wants to jump my bones before my girlfriend gets back. [/b][/quote]
Don't think that makes you special in any way!! :)

Nickatilynx
03-14-2005, 03:23 PM
If he didn't get any action at the X party he either:

a.) has the self control of Gandhi
b.) is even uglier and goofier looking in reality

DrGuile
03-14-2005, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 14 2005, 03:24 PM
If he didn't get any action at the X party he either:

a.) has the self control of Gandhi
b.) is even uglier and goofier looking in reality
I dont believe the latter is physically possible....

grimm
03-14-2005, 03:41 PM
cats out of the bag.

Peaches
03-14-2005, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Mar 14 2005, 04:23 PM
Don't think that makes you special in any way!! :)
I need to stop hitting on guys who post on the same boards! :unsure:

VooMan
03-14-2005, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI+Mar 14 2005, 02:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Mar 14 2005, 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Voo I never say this side of you!!

We need to talk - I need to debrief you on all this!!!

:agrin:[/b]
I'm just going for shock value Mike. You know me... :)

Speaking of which...

<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches
HOWEVER, if you DON'T cheat before she comes back, you'll make a good husband some day. If you can go 3 months without cheating on an absent girlfriend at 21, when your hormones are raging, then you're probably strong in your convictions.[/quote]

I had a girlfriend from senior year in high school through senior year in college. I went away to school while she stayed home. I never EVER cheated on her. Never even thought about it... Then I come home for break and she tells me she's fallen in love with some guy at her school.... It's not always the guys... :awinky:

Dravyk
03-14-2005, 04:47 PM
Trade your car in for a couple of these: http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.asp

Vick
03-14-2005, 04:52 PM
Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock

The clocks ticking
Can Steve make it until she returns
Turn in tomorrow for the next episode of
As the stomach turns

Actually I voted Steve will but he has surprised us before
The reason I voted for is too many tempting situations

and if Steve does stray once
odds are it will happen more than once before she returns

Hope you can hang on Steve

Oh yeah, hang on to it and no girls can shove it in them
(sorry ladies for the graphic comment)

Hell Puppy
03-14-2005, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Mar 14 2005, 12:47 PM
When does she come home? I need exact dates before I make my vote :)
The FFN's have had bets down since the day she left.

We'll bring the calendar to the green hot dog party.

Sabby
03-15-2005, 09:40 AM
I have faith in him!!!


Sabby:)

XXXPhoto
03-15-2005, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by VooMan@Mar 14 2005, 10:51 AM
Oh c'mon Peaches... everyone knows what a Player I am. :)
"Player" is step down from your "School of Cool" degree... :awinky:

VooMan
03-15-2005, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by XXXPhoto+Mar 15 2005, 10:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (XXXPhoto @ Mar 15 2005, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-VooMan@Mar 14 2005, 10:51 AM
Oh c'mon Peaches... everyone knows what a Player I am. :)
"Player" is step down from your "School of Cool" degree... :awinky: [/b][/quote]
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BTW, I spoke with him a couple of months ago. He asked me to say hello to ya'll. B)

TheEnforcer
03-15-2005, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Sabby@Mar 15 2005, 09:41 AM
I have faith in him!!!


Sabby:)
He'd cheat in under a second if you offered to mess around with him.

:)

pushpills
03-15-2005, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 14 2005, 02:24 PM
If he didn't get any action at the X party he either:

a.) has the self control of Gandhi
b.) is even uglier and goofier looking in reality
:lol: :lol:


just danced all night, went home and jerked off and went to sleep. I wanted to fuck somebody but the next day I was glad I didn't.

pushpills
03-15-2005, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Mar 15 2005, 10:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Mar 15 2005, 10:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Mar 15 2005, 09:41 AM
I have faith in him!!!


Sabby:)
He'd cheat in under a second if you offered to mess around with him.

:) [/b][/quote]
not the way SHE'D wanna do it.

Trev
03-15-2005, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Mar 15 2005, 05:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Mar 15 2005, 05:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Mar 15 2005, 09:41 AM
I have faith in him!!!


Sabby:)
He'd cheat in under a second if you offered to mess around with him.

:) [/b][/quote]
Who wouldn't :D

gonzo
03-15-2005, 09:07 PM
I still have to cut Grogan slack for his splendid BAD ASSED avatar.
Your right Hooper at the sight of that me and AI quaked in fear and ran from you in Florida.

grimm
03-15-2005, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Mar 15 2005, 08:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Mar 15 2005, 08:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Mar 15 2005, 09:41 AM
I have faith in him!!!


Sabby:)
He'd cheat in under a second if you offered to mess around with him.

:) [/b][/quote]
even chastity has its bounds:)

sarettah
03-16-2005, 08:50 AM
Wow, 4 people have faith that Steve will make it.....

More than I would have thought... :blink:

brand0n
03-16-2005, 12:23 PM
i was hoping the question ended with

"under water"

pushpills
03-16-2005, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by sarettah@Mar 16 2005, 07:51 AM
Wow, 4 people have faith that Steve will make it.....

More than I would have thought... :blink:
well, 1 was me

besides, 41.67% are wrong for sure already.

sarettah
03-17-2005, 08:58 AM
Just a bump to get the really important stuff back to the top.... :yowsa: