New Member Introduction

[MaskTVMaura]

Hey Folks,

This is Maura from M Squared Productions in Vancouver. I'm new to the boards and look forward to getting to know all you characters in the biz...

A little about me:
I am former talent here in Vancouver, and was best known for giving the wettest, sloppiest, blowjobs in town. Now I pull double-duty as the boom operator on set and sales rep in the office. In my off hours, I host a bi-weekly sex-positive radio talk show and run two other companies.

Chat with you all soon! :D

[TheEnforcer]

Hello Maura and welcome to Oprano!! Hope to be seeing you around here often. :okthumb:

BTW- your button isn't clickable.

[cj]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH great introduction Maura!!!

Welcome to the Gumbo

Are you working with Jackie and her hot as hell hubby?
Great company :okthumb:

[gonzo]

This thread and those boasts are useless without video.

[JoesHO]

WOW I love wet sloppy blowjobs!!!!!

did I mention I have a .... ah nevermind ...

welcome to Oprano!!!!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by MaskTVMaura@Mar 9 2005, 04:34 PM
Hey Folks,

This is Maura from M Squared Productions in Vancouver. I'm new to the boards and look forward to getting to know all you characters in the biz...

A little about me:
I am former talent here in Vancouver, and was best known for giving the wettest, sloppiest, blowjobs in town. Now I pull double-duty as the boom operator on set and sales rep in the office. In my off hours, I host a bi-weekly sex-positive radio talk show and run two other companies.

Chat with you all soon! :D
hmmmm.......I SHOULD know you then! LOL

Welcome to Oprano. :)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 9 2005, 07:55 PM
hmmmm.......I SHOULD know you then! LOL


She said she was GIVING wet sloppy blowjobs, NOT RECEIVING them...... :headwall:

Welcome to the mix Maura :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Mar 9 2005, 04:38 PM


BTW- your button isn't clickable.
Given the chance though , I'd prolly try. ;-)))


If this turns out to be leedsfan putting into my "One day I'm gonna pretend to be a chick for business purposes" theory , I'll be pissed LOL

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by sarettah+Mar 9 2005, 04:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Mar 9 2005, 04:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 9 2005, 07:55 PM
hmmmm.......I SHOULD know you then! LOL


She said she was GIVING wet sloppy blowjobs, NOT RECEIVING them...... :headwall:

Welcome to the mix Maura :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Shouldn't you be running along and doing whatever it is dickheads do?


;-)))

the grown ups are talking :)

[pushpills]

Welcome aboard. Now lets see some vid of you. Talk MUST be backed up.

[MaskTVMaura]

Hi Everyone!

Thanks for the warm welcome! So... does everybody just sit around their computers all day shooting the breeze? If so, I've got this new job DOWN PAT! :biglaugh:

Anyhow... I work out of the office Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays so expect all sorts of witty remarks and harmless mayhem out of me during those times.

Cheers! :awinky:

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 9 2005, 04:54 PM
WOW I love wet sloppy blowjobs!!!!!

did I mention I have a .... ah nevermind ...

welcome to Oprano!!!!
That's it. I am getting a shirt made for you that reads:

"Proud Owner of a Northern Curve"

BTW, Welcome Maura!

[leedsfan]

Originally posted by MaskTVMaura@Mar 9 2005, 05:16 PM
Hi Everyone!

Thanks for the warm welcome! So... does everybody just sit around their computers all day shooting the breeze? If so, I've got this new job DOWN PAT! :biglaugh:

Anyhow... I work out of the office Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays so expect all sorts of witty remarks and harmless mayhem out of me during those times.

Cheers! :awinky:
just to prove Nick's theory is bogus.

here i am.

large as life, and twice as horny.

(the wife's been in UK for a week, and one more to go...i've run out of mags and tissues).

golf is on though. this weekend. no excuses.

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 9 2005, 08:03 PM
Shouldn't you be running along and doing whatever it is dickheads do?

That is exactly what I am doing.......


















Posting..... :yowsa:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by leedsfan+Mar 9 2005, 05:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leedsfan @ Mar 9 2005, 05:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MaskTVMaura@Mar 9 2005, 05:16 PM
Hi Everyone!

Thanks for the warm welcome! So... does everybody just sit around their computers all day shooting the breeze? If so, I've got this new job DOWN PAT! :biglaugh:

Anyhow... I work out of the office Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays so expect all sorts of witty remarks and harmless mayhem out of me during those times.

Cheers! :awinky:
just to prove Nick's theory is bogus.

here i am.

large as life, and twice as horny.

(the wife's been in UK for a week, and one more to go...i've run out of mags and tissues).

golf is on though. this weekend. no excuses. [/b][/quote]
I'll be there.Tell me where and when.

Does Maura caddy? ;-))

[leedsfan]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 9 2005, 05:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 9 2005, 05:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by leedsfan@Mar 9 2005, 05:18 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-MaskTVMaura@Mar 9 2005, 05:16 PM
Hi Everyone!

Thanks for the warm welcome! So... does everybody just sit around their computers all day shooting the breeze? If so, I've got this new job DOWN PAT! :biglaugh:

Anyhow... I work out of the office Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays so expect all sorts of witty remarks and harmless mayhem out of me during those times.

Cheers! :awinky:
just to prove Nick's theory is bogus.

here i am.

large as life, and twice as horny.

(the wife's been in UK for a week, and one more to go...i've run out of mags and tissues).

golf is on though. this weekend. no excuses.
I'll be there.Tell me where and when.

Does Maura caddy? ;-)) [/b][/quote]
i think she's retired from "caddying"

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by sarettah+Mar 9 2005, 05:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Mar 9 2005, 05:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 9 2005, 08:03 PM
Shouldn't you be running along and doing whatever it is dickheads do?

That is exactly what I am doing.......


















Posting..... :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
Remind me to kick you in the nuts when we meet :)

[The Other Steve]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 9 2005, 05:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 9 2005, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by sarettah@Mar 9 2005, 05:20 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 9 2005, 08:03 PM
Shouldn't you be running along and doing whatever it is dickheads do?

That is exactly what I am doing.......


















Posting..... :yowsa:
Remind me to kick you in the nuts when we meet :) [/b][/quote]
He hasn't got any - his wife removed them long ago - without the aid of modern surgical techniques.

Welcome to the Board Maura.

[sarettah]

Originally posted by The Other Steve@Mar 9 2005, 08:46 PM
He hasn't got any - his wife removed them long ago - without the aid of modern surgical techniques.

Yeah, and it was fucking Marie that showed her how.... "Yeah Jen, you just do it like this...It worked really well on Steve"

:blink:

[The Other Steve]

Originally posted by sarettah+Mar 9 2005, 06:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Mar 9 2005, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Other Steve@Mar 9 2005, 08:46 PM
He hasn't got any - his wife removed them long ago - without the aid of modern surgical techniques.

Yeah, and it was fucking Marie that showed her how.... "Yeah Jen, you just do it like this...It worked really well on Steve"

:blink: [/b][/quote]
... and I enjoyed every second of it :nyanya:

[Newton]

Welcome to Oprano Maura :)

[cj]

Originally posted by sarettah+Mar 9 2005, 08:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Mar 9 2005, 08:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 9 2005, 08:03 PM
Shouldn't you be running along and doing whatever it is dickheads do?

That is exactly what I am doing.......


















Posting..... :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH



BURN!!!!!!!!!

[aeon]

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 9 2005, 04:54 PM
WOW I love wet sloppy blowjobs!!!!!
No one wants to hear your stories about romantic nights in front of the fireplace with the paperboy.

[gorgeous]

:bwave: welcome :bdance:

[Candice]

hi there Maura and welcome to Oprano! :bwave:

glad you've made it here.

[Sidorino]

Hey there,welcome aboard! :)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by aeon+Mar 9 2005, 09:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (aeon @ Mar 9 2005, 09:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Mar 9 2005, 04:54 PM
WOW I love wet sloppy blowjobs!!!!!
No one wants to hear your stories about romantic nights in front of the fireplace with the paperboy. [/b][/quote]
you are just worried I will tell them you used to be a paperboy huh! and expose the true you! :lol:

[MaskTVMaura]

Hello Again Everybody...

Oooohhh, I just love how this forum decends into debauchery at the slightest push! :agrin:

As for all you horny buggers who want to check out my "portfolio"... I do appear in several of our Mask TV products as well as in many Siccash and Wildoncash.com feeds. I'd be happy to point myself out to you... but you'll have to give me something in return... :groucho:

What do I want? Hmmm... Let me think about that for a minute... I might be swayed to demo my stuff in exchange for a few moments with your... Content Buyer! :awinky:

After all, a girl's gotta get hers just as much as a guy's gotta get his! :nyanya:

Have a great day! :bwave:
-Maura

[Anthony]

Welcome.

Did someone mention boobs?

[DrGuile]

Welcome,

So you were content and now you're a sales rep?

Wow, that's a completly new approach that is really surprising and subtle...

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by MaskTVMaura@Mar 10 2005, 10:56 AM
Hello Again Everybody...

Oooohhh, I just love how this forum decends into debauchery at the slightest push! :agrin:

As for all you horny buggers who want to check out my "portfolio"... I do appear in several of our Mask TV products as well as in many Siccash and Wildoncash.com feeds. I'd be happy to point myself out to you... but you'll have to give me something in return... :groucho:

What do I want? Hmmm... Let me think about that for a minute... I might be swayed to demo my stuff in exchange for a few moments with your... Content Buyer! :awinky:

After all, a girl's gotta get hers just as much as a guy's gotta get his! :nyanya:

Have a great day! :bwave:
-Maura
C-

This is Oprano lol , not GFY.

LOL


;-)

I mean people , surely we have not come to this...LOL

[Anthony]

Didn't you have a rant about this?

[pushpills]

Nick, no one asked to "see her tits" just because she's a girl. She claims to give the sloppiest blowjobs ever! Who wouldn't wanna confirm this claim?

[Nickatilynx]

This is the Porn business ...so...


Tell ya what.


Post pics.

Put a link to us in your resources area , or I'll pull your sig. :)

How about that?

:)





Now thats some strong pimp hand fo shizzle my bizzle.


(I can never really pull that off with my /Brit accent lol)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Anthony@Mar 10 2005, 12:08 PM
Didn't you have a rant about this?
Yeah and it applies to everyone....but me! ;-)))

(Its good to be King!! )


Seriously I'm gonna hire a webhamster to find all my favourite rants so I can C&P them as needed LOL