What was your occupation before the Net?

[Nickatilynx]

I was a general entrepreneur. Bit of this , bit of that. ...

Property developing
Classic Cars
Broking
Offshore Consultancy
Merchant Banking


Jack of all trades , master of none :)


What about you?

And before you say anything grogan , we know ..."High School"

;-)

[Raven]

Therapist to the neurotic.

Now I market to them.

[grimm]

nothing before the internet, career wise. started on the internet and still here.

[Almighty Colin]

High school teacher.

[nlphoto]

Ophthalmic photographer...


I may not be the best photographer out there, but I likely have the
widest range in the spectrum of photographic niches... :)

[JoesHO]

I worked in the club scene for yrs, got out in 95 started a demolition company

finally bought a computer in 2001, finally turned it on in 2002.

[VooMan]

Hmmm... I have a rather "diverse" resume. B)

Accountant for a "big 8" firm.

odd jobs... bad time in my life.

Cabinet Maker (insert Tim Allen grunt) my passion in life...

Free site webmaster.

NatNet - Project Manager and all around get the job done guy.

[Red]

actress
exotic dancer
corporate sales of audio-visual equipment
writer for men's mags
erotic writer for the net
pharmacy technologist
pharmacy technology instructor
back to the net.

[grimm]

Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Mar 5 2005, 05:39 PM
High school teacher.
thats cool, whereabouts? i think that would be a interesting career.

[PornoDoggy]

Let''s see ... ten years in the Navy, five years at Anheuser Busch, a year in medical supply sales, three years managing my own cleaning/disaster restoration/janitorial franchises (ServiceMaster); back to A-B for a progject, two years in banking, back to A-B for a project, five years in litigation support for a law firm, back to A-B for a project ... been on the 'net since 2001.

Not sure what I'm going to do, however. I'm getting restless again. Might move to Montana to raise dental floss, might go to school to be a rocket scientist or a soda-jerk.

[Mike AI]

Law School....

I have been thinking of taking the bar in Fl. I am trying to work some free time....

Imagine the scourge set upon the world if I become a member of the bar.

It could be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

I think it's more of a fantasy.

I have never sued anyone.... but I fantasize about it.

So many causes of action... such little time. B)

[grimm]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 5 2005, 09:01 PM
Law School....

I have been thinking of taking the bar in Fl. I am trying to work some free time....

Imagine the scourge set upon the world if I become a member of the bar.

It could be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

I think it's more of a fantasy.

I have never sued anyone.... but I fantasize about it.

So many causes of action... such little time. B)
haha id put you on retainer:)

[Peaches]

Every "real" job I had before the net was in telecommuncations - LD companies, 0+, payphones, LD resellers, 900, etc.

Several HS/college/early 20's jobs too, but nothing exciting - no exotic dancer jobs :(

[Vick]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Mar 5 2005, 11:51 PM
Might move to Montana to raise dental floss
Become a Tycoon?

[Vick]

Marketing Director
Sales Manager
Sales Trainer

[grimm]

Originally posted by Vick@Mar 5 2005, 09:42 PM
Marketing Director
Sales Manager
Sales Trainer
you forgot Prince of Darkness, Dungeon Master;)

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Vick+Mar 6 2005, 12:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Mar 6 2005, 12:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-PornoDoggy@Mar 5 2005, 11:51 PM
Might move to Montana to raise dental floss
Become a Tycoon? [/b][/quote]
Frankly, yes .....

[aeon]

Drunk/stoned college student...working part time at DHL lumping boxes or any other shit job I could find to pay the rent. A stipend just doesn’t cut it if you wanna eat anything other than mac and cheese.

My best job was working for Half Priced Books. Run by a bunch of hippies but being paid to be around books was like a wet dream come to reality. I’m a degenerate bibliophile so I was in nirvana.

[PornoDoggy]

first job I ever had was working shelving books at the local public library for a whopping $0.60 per hour.

Got fired for reading on the job.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by grimm+Mar 5 2005, 11:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Mar 5 2005, 11:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Almighty Colin@Mar 5 2005, 05:39 PM
High school teacher.
thats cool, whereabouts? i think that would be a interesting career. [/b][/quote]
Orlando. Teaching is my first love. I plan to return to it after I retire.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Mar 6 2005, 02:24 AM
first job I ever had was working shelving books at the local public library for a whopping $0.60 per hour.

Got fired for reading on the job.
:okthumb:

[pushpills]

Selling weed, Making burgers and steaks and mopping floors, then got a job at a mortgage company, started making some part time money on the net while at the burger job that I was at for a year.

Selling pot was a nice teenage gig, always pleanty of girls wanting to get high, made good money, didnt have to do much work for it, always at a party and got paid while getting high and flirting with girls.

Inbetween the burger place and the mortgage company, I got a job at a foodstore bagging groceries, it was so boring i downed most of a bottle of vodka on an empty stomach before comming in, started acting all nutso and threw up all over the place. I figured out fast that bagging groceries wasn't my true calling.

[mojobill]

Owned a retail sporting good store for 12 years..... prior to that, I worked as a project manager for the local Phone company for 23 years....

[iamkathi]

I was an executive chef for 12 years, ran a comedy club for 5 years...


also, no exotic dancer experience here...yet :yowsa:

[Cleo]

So many occupations…
Here are my major ones in the order that I had them.
Family A/C contracting business growing up, it was hell, still have my contractors license.
Photographer
Madam
Graphic designer
Publisher of swinger magazines
Mac computer consultant
Pornographer
Some of them overlapped others. Still have a few computer clients that I maintain but probably not for much longer. Out of all the things that I've done I like my current occupation the most since my biggest decision of the day is do I get dressed before or after work. I do miss doing photography but the money was shit so I don't miss it that much.

Damn I feel old…

[Biggy]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 5 2005, 04:25 PM
I was a general entrepreneur. Bit of this , bit of that. ...

Property developing
Classic Cars
Broking
Offshore Consultancy
Merchant Banking


Jack of all trades , master of none :)


What about you?

And before you say anything grogan , we know ..."High School"

;-)
Whats "Offshore Consultancy" ?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Biggy+Mar 6 2005, 09:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Biggy @ Mar 6 2005, 09:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 5 2005, 04:25 PM
I was a general entrepreneur. Bit of this , bit of that. ...

Property developing
Classic Cars
Broking
Offshore Consultancy
Merchant Banking


Jack of all trades , master of none :)


What about you?

And before you say anything grogan , we know ..."High School"

;-)
Whats "Offshore Consultancy" ? [/b][/quote]
I was a Director of a company that specialised in Confidential Asset ownership and management , and the creation of tax efficent structures. (ironically LOL)

A high percentage was arranging offshore corps to own Yachts and having them then British Registered.

[Trev]

Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.

Oh and hello Oprano :)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev@Mar 6 2005, 02:33 PM
Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.

Oh and hello Oprano :)
Welcome back , Trev :)

[Anthony]

MIS Manager, Support, Sales, alot of sales.

[cj]

kitchenhand
waitress
bartender
graphic designer

:)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by iamkathi@Mar 6 2005, 11:21 AM
also, no exotic dancer experience here...yet :yowsa:
You and I are waiting until AFTER our internet careers to start dancing :)

[Bishop]

Real jobs..
Tape Librarian
Computer Operator - IBM & Unisys
LAN Tech
Computer Operator - Tandem
ATM Project Manager
ATM Network Admin

ATM is refering to Automatic Teller Machines and not Asynchronous Transfer
Mode.

Worst bullshit job was in high school.. worked at a toy store in the mall at Christmas. On my first day everyone took a break, went to lunch.. whatever. I found I was the only person working in the store. I didn't know how to work the register.. so I kept telling people Merry Christmas and it was free. I gave away a bunch of stuff..

Best bullshit job was in college.. I got a part time job at a movie theater.. I ate lots of popcorn, never figured out how to work the register, and got fired because I sat in the theater watching movies all day long.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Bishop@Mar 6 2005, 11:51 PM
ATM Project Manager
ATM Network Admin

ATM is refering to Automatic Teller Machines and not Asynchronous Transfer
I was thinking Ass To Mouth B)

[Kevin]

Started as a programmer back in 1978 then eventually ended up as IT manager for BMW in South Africa. From there I went into software sales and eventually helped setup the Informix Distributor in. Left there and started Unify Corp. in SA before leaving to move to Australia. Was the IT manager for BMW here and then left after my adult sites could support me.

[Yug]

High School :P

Well, not totally true ... did a few other crappy jobs here and there, brickie, paper delivery, managing director of a company in sydney that was insolvent while trading ... but started in 'the industry' on my 19th bday when i started working at insane media. Prior to that id done a few websites for other people, non adult though.

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by Bishop@Mar 6 2005, 10:51 PM
Worst bullshit job was in high school.. worked at a toy store in the mall at Christmas. On my first day everyone took a break, went to lunch.. whatever. I found I was the only person working in the store. I didn't know how to work the register.. so I kept telling people Merry Christmas and it was free. I gave away a bunch of stuff..

Best bullshit job was in college.. I got a part time job at a movie theater.. I ate lots of popcorn, never figured out how to work the register, and got fired because I sat in the theater watching movies all day long.
I got fired from my only foray into retail ... I worked in the display department for a department store for about three months during the Christmas season right after high school. I was already a tad agrivated by being smacked across the back by an umbrella-weilding old lady who was concerned that the sight of naked manequins on a cart was unsuitable for children who might see them when a lady asked to try on a dress. The difference between the size of the dress and the size required by the woman probably exceeded Grogan's current age, and I apparenly was less than kind in telling her so.

[HoneyBlond]

Gee my First Job was a paper boy when I was 10 ( There was no equal opportunity back then I had to be a paper boy ) :yowsa:

After 15 years of Sports Management
I discovered computers and decided to get an IT degree
sold the Indoor Cricket Centre and started a Web Development Co
in 1995.

And here I am...

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 7 2005, 12:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 7 2005, 12:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Mar 6 2005, 02:33 PM
Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.

Oh and hello Oprano :)
Welcome back , Trev :) [/b][/quote]
It's good to be back... Even though I'm on a dial-up till I get my cable next Monday :cryin:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Mar 7 2005, 10:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 7 2005, 10:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 12:17 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Mar 6 2005, 02:33 PM
Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.

Oh and hello Oprano :)
Welcome back , Trev :)
It's good to be back... Even though I'm on a dial-up till I get my cable next Monday :cryin: [/b][/quote]
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....

[Newton]

bookie, bouncer, retail, Freelance corporate bastard, management, project manager, manual labourer

[DrGuile]

Computer Technician/ass. network admin
Production Manager/Radio host in a smallish FM station...

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 07:35 PM
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....
Dropped offline for a while to concentrate on TJEM my real world company and what a pain in the arse thats been :huh:

Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours?

[TheEnforcer]

tribal casino work as everything from dealer to pit boss
DirecTV sales
lifeguard
salesman in book store

are a few jobs i have had

[kath]

Property management... I've managed hotels, done accounting work, leasing, was assistant manager of 892 condo units in the Bay Area, office management, etc.

Paralegal... again, property management related, our attorney hired me away from the real estate office when I expressed an interest in switching careers... Did computer processing, served a few notices and did some collections... soon I realized that lawyers & I don't "jive" so that lasted about 9 months....

Quit work totally, came home to be mom to the kids after shipping them off to private schools/daycare since birth and have been home ever since.

:yowsa:

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Mar 7 2005, 01:58 PM

lifeguard


Not in the ocean i'd bet... :biglaugh:

[nlphoto]

Originally posted by Trev+Mar 7 2005, 11:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 7 2005, 11:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 07:35 PM
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....

He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours? [/b][/quote]
What makes you think he'll wait till 16 to do that ?? :awinky:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Mar 7 2005, 10:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 7 2005, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 07:35 PM
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....
Dropped offline for a while to concentrate on TJEM my real world company and what a pain in the arse thats been :huh:

Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours? [/b][/quote]
All are very very well

J is 12
J is 10
R/P is 6
James is 8mths and has become a smartass.

I must get the pic of all four of them gathered round my laptop and post it.

They are so intent ,it looks like they are spamming LOL

Glad to hear all is well with you.

Real World??? You mean there is one?...feck!

;-))

And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol. And what a miserable , dull , and unexciting world it is ;-)

[DrGuile]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 04:29 PM
And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol. And what a miserable , dull , and unexciting world it is ;-)
Not only that, but you are forced to remember it!

Still, :okthumb: :okthumb: on not being a sponge anymore!

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 05:29 PM
And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol.
WOW! Nick that is just awesome!! :) Many, many congratulations!!! :bdance:

[pushpills]

Congrats nick! I'll toast to your 200 days tonight so you don't have to. :okthumb:

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Mar 7 2005, 03:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Mar 7 2005, 03:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheEnforcer@Mar 7 2005, 01:58 PM

lifeguard


Not in the ocean i'd bet... :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
Hahaha.. no, definately NOT in the ocean!! :P

[urb]

Here's my whole working life... so far,

Highway Construction Worker
Debt Collector
Computer Operator
Telephone Sales
DTP Designer
Marketing Assistant
Marketing Communications Manager
Web Designer (mainstream)
Web Designer (adult)

[gonzo]

I spent 2 years in every prison in the State of Georgia.

[Trev]

Originally posted by nlphoto+Mar 7 2005, 10:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nlphoto @ Mar 7 2005, 10:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Mar 7 2005, 11:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 07:35 PM
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....

He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours?
What makes you think he's wait till 16 to do that ?? :awinky: [/b][/quote]
hahaha he's already got the wordsbastard and shit sorted... just waiting for him to add dad then we'll have: dad's a bastard shit :blink:

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 7 2005, 10:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 7 2005, 10:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Mar 7 2005, 10:43 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 07:35 PM
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....
Dropped offline for a while to concentrate on TJEM my real world company and what a pain in the arse thats been :huh:

Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours?
All are very very well

J is 12
J is 10
R/P is 6
James is 8mths and has become a smartass.

I must get the pic of all four of them gathered round my laptop and post it.

They are so intent ,it looks like they are spamming LOL

Glad to hear all is well with you.

Real World??? You mean there is one?...feck!

;-))

And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol. And what a miserable , dull , and unexciting world it is ;-) [/b][/quote]
Damn how fast they grow up!

Many congrats on 200 days without a drink :okthumb:

[HoneLynn]

Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 03:13 PM
Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:
but the most important thing, spit or swallow ?

[gonzo]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Mar 7 2005, 06:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Mar 7 2005, 06:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 03:13 PM
Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:
but the most important thing, spit or swallow ? [/b][/quote]
Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by gonzo+Mar 7 2005, 04:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Mar 7 2005, 04:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 7 2005, 06:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 03:13 PM
Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:
but the most important thing, spit or swallow ?
Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass? [/b][/quote]
Classy....real classy..


At least wait to ask her in person!!!


;-))

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by gonzo+Mar 7 2005, 04:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Mar 7 2005, 04:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 7 2005, 06:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 03:13 PM
Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:
but the most important thing, spit or swallow ?
Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass? [/b][/quote]
Answers:

1. Without a clear definition of 'it', I cannot answer that question.
2. Everytime I eat.
3. Not since the invention of digital thermometers.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by HoneLynn+Mar 7 2005, 08:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HoneLynn @ Mar 7 2005, 08:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by gonzo@Mar 7 2005, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 7 2005, 06:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 03:13 PM
Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:
but the most important thing, spit or swallow ?
Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?
Answers:

1. Without a clear definition of 'it', I cannot answer that question.
2. Everytime I eat.
3. Not since the invention of digital thermometers. [/b][/quote]
How many points does Hone get for being a prissy bitch?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by gonzo+Mar 7 2005, 10:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Mar 7 2005, 10:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by gonzo@Mar 7 2005, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 7 2005, 06:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 03:13 PM
Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:
but the most important thing, spit or swallow ?
Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?
Answers:

1. Without a clear definition of 'it', I cannot answer that question.
2. Everytime I eat.
3. Not since the invention of digital thermometers.
How many points does Hone get for being a prissy bitch? [/b][/quote]
damn, she gets outscored by Grogan.

[Mindoza]

During College I worked for my friend who own a Pawn Shop

First Job out of College was training stock brokers how to use their new computer system. Actually I mostly partied and got the opportunity to travel all over the country.

Then Private Investigator- Crazy shit that is all I have to say there.

Metals Trade, Sell & Purchase Non Ferrous Metal like nickel

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by gonzo+Mar 7 2005, 07:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Mar 7 2005, 07:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by gonzo@Mar 7 2005, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Mar 7 2005, 06:32 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-HoneLynn@Mar 7 2005, 03:13 PM
Directly before I got involved in the net, I was an office manager for a dating company. Most of my employment was in office management but, I did work in AR/AP and did a stint as a pharmacy technician and a baker specializing in cake decoration. I can do your payroll, make you a nice boob shaped birthday cake and suggest a good over the counter cough medicine all at once. :agrin:
but the most important thing, spit or swallow ?
Actually... there are more quesitons than that

1. Is it shaved?
2. Do you swallow?
3. Do you take it up the ass?
Answers:

1. Without a clear definition of 'it', I cannot answer that question.
2. Everytime I eat.
3. Not since the invention of digital thermometers.
How many points does Hone get for being a prissy bitch? [/b][/quote]
Flattery will get you everywhere. :inlove:

[iknowalttl]

I used to be the cable guy... :D

I became a framing contractor... I remember getting an Apple IIc to do the paperwork and keep track of everything... one of those things that didn't even boot up without putting in a floppy. I remember learning how to write a program for that thing to print payroll checks and I wrote one to pick random lotto nimbers when the Florida lottery first came out. After debugging and getting everything working good on it, I went and bought 5 tickets from the results. The very first time I won $378... It was the only time I ever won anything worth mentioning from that program again and I can tell you I spent more than the winnings. I thought I had something with those first time results but it's a good laugh to look back on.

Eventually I turned into a spammer, that was when spam came only in a can. Then after it became illegal I did some design and color separations for a print shop and do network marketing.

This brought me back to the net and all the lovely porn that has brought the net to us all and all that it brings to us :wnw: ...ahhhhhhh

By the way, Big shout out to everyone!! :rokk: I am new here and hope to make many friends... and by the way, no I do not spam any more. :salute:

[Vick]

Originally posted by grimm+Mar 6 2005, 12:46 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Mar 6 2005, 12:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Mar 5 2005, 09:42 PM
Marketing Director
Sales Manager
Sales Trainer
you forgot Prince of Darkness, Dungeon Master;) [/b][/quote]
That's just my side gig



Actually forgot to include my first job

Shining shoes at age 7. My grandfather was a cabinet maker and built me a shoeshine box. My other grandfather owned a bait and tackle shop. I'd go to the bench by the shop and set up and shine shoes

Three years ago my Grandfather told me he had a special present for me for Christmas .........

..... It was the original shoeshine box (it was 33 years old) with a note the read "Your First Business Venture"

One of the best Christmas presents I ever received

[grimm]

let me see it, in other words

"Go get your fuckin' shinebox, spider";)

[swank]

Bicycle salesmen and repairmen at 3 different BMX stores, Amateur Expert Class ABA, sponsored Racer for lowey axles. Cook, Telemarketer, Salesmen, Phone support and Sales, Sales Manager and a few other so called jobs i wouldnt want to discuss, hah. :ph34r:

[Vick]

Originally posted by grimm@Mar 8 2005, 06:27 AM
let me see it, in other words

"Go get your fuckin' shinebox, spider";)
Goodfella

[LeeNoga]

Programmer Analyst for the County.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by LeeNoga@Mar 12 2005, 10:57 AM
Programmer Analyst for the County.
Isn't that a song?



I am a programmer analyst for the county
and I wrote all the code.
Sitting in a cubicle daily
collating the right mode

And I drink more coffee than is healthy
And I get paid very low
But the County Pogramer is still writing code...


;-)))

[Vick]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 12 2005, 02:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 12 2005, 02:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LeeNoga@Mar 12 2005, 10:57 AM
Programmer Analyst for the County.
Isn't that a song?



I am a programmer analyst for the county
and I wrote all the code.
Sitting in a cubicle daily
collating the right mode

And I drink more coffee than is healthy
And I get paid very low
But the County Pogramer is still writing code...


;-))) [/b][/quote]
Somewhere a Rhinestone Cowboy is rolling over in a drunk tank :wnw: