BITCHES!

[dokk]

What the fuck do you have to do to get a model to show up on time?
DAMN!
Pay em anything.. they still don't fucking show up when they're supposed to.

man oh man...

lol...

[HoneLynn]

Always tell them to be there an hour before you need them. If that doesn't work, throw them in a time machine and age them about 20 years. That should mature them up a bit.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by dokk@Feb 28 2005, 10:08 AM
What the fuck do you have to do to get a model to show up on time?
DAMN!
Pay em anything.. they still don't fucking show up when they're supposed to.

man oh man...

lol...
Its like herding cats.
These Atlanta women are the worst too!

[HoneLynn]

At least they show up. You can always use this strip club tactic. Tell them for every 15 minutes they are late, their pay goes down.

[Peaches]

Tell them there will be free food - they'll show up! :)

OK, maybe that just works for people like me who aren't exactly content :P

[dokk]

Originally posted by HoneLynn@Feb 28 2005, 07:24 AM
At least they show up. You can always use this strip club tactic. Tell them for every 15 minutes they are late, their pay goes down.
THAT is a GREAT idea!!!
Thanks!!!!!

[gonzo]

Originally posted by HoneLynn@Feb 28 2005, 10:24 AM
At least they show up. You can always use this strip club tactic. Tell them for every 15 minutes they are late, their pay goes down.
They dont always show up either.... you sure do know a lil about nekkid club management.

[JoesHO]

It is truley an art form dealing with women, ( I rarely have them not show up on time)

[dokk]

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Feb 28 2005, 07:27 AM
It is truley an art form dealing with women, ( I rarely have them not show up on time)
I've always dealt with pros and strippers, can handle either no problem.
Now i'm dealing with mostly undiscovered... with little or no modeling experience.

And that's a huge pain in the ass... damn.

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by dokk+Feb 28 2005, 07:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dokk @ Feb 28 2005, 07:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Feb 28 2005, 07:27 AM
It is truley an art form dealing with women, ( I rarely have them not show up on time)
I've always dealt with pros and strippers, can handle either no problem.
Now i'm dealing with mostly undiscovered... with little or no modeling experience.

And that's a huge pain in the ass... damn. [/b][/quote]
For those you have to really make them understand that this is a J O B. They are not *models* and therefore do not get to act like one. Tell them that future J O B's will be dependant upon not only how well they perform but, if they show up on time, are enthusiastic and professional.

In other words, keep your pimp hand strong.

[dokk]

Originally posted by HoneLynn+Feb 28 2005, 07:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HoneLynn @ Feb 28 2005, 07:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by dokk@Feb 28 2005, 07:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Feb 28 2005, 07:27 AM
It is truley an art form dealing with women, ( I rarely have them not show up on time)
I've always dealt with pros and strippers, can handle either no problem.
Now i'm dealing with mostly undiscovered... with little or no modeling experience.

And that's a huge pain in the ass... damn.
For those you have to really make them understand that this is a J O B. They are not *models* and therefore do not get to act like one. Tell them that future J O B's will be dependant upon not only how well they perform but, if they show up on time, are enthusiastic and professional.

In other words, keep your pimp hand strong. [/b][/quote]
Gotcha!
Thanks so much!

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by HoneLynn+Feb 28 2005, 07:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HoneLynn @ Feb 28 2005, 07:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by dokk@Feb 28 2005, 07:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Feb 28 2005, 07:27 AM
It is truley an art form dealing with women, ( I rarely have them not show up on time)
I've always dealt with pros and strippers, can handle either no problem.
Now i'm dealing with mostly undiscovered... with little or no modeling experience.

And that's a huge pain in the ass... damn.
For those you have to really make them understand that this is a J O B. They are not *models* and therefore do not get to act like one. Tell them that future J O B's will be dependant upon not only how well they perform but, if they show up on time, are enthusiastic and professional.

In other words, keep your pimp hand strong. [/b][/quote]
Very well put....

Exactly, use the possible stardom to bait them in, then turn the table and keep the stardom at a distance based on THEIR performance and the results will be much better :okthumb:

[dokk]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Feb 28 2005, 07:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Feb 28 2005, 07:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by HoneLynn@Feb 28 2005, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by dokk@Feb 28 2005, 07:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Feb 28 2005, 07:27 AM
It is truley an art form dealing with women, ( I rarely have them not show up on time)
I've always dealt with pros and strippers, can handle either no problem.
Now i'm dealing with mostly undiscovered... with little or no modeling experience.

And that's a huge pain in the ass... damn.
For those you have to really make them understand that this is a J O B. They are not *models* and therefore do not get to act like one. Tell them that future J O B's will be dependant upon not only how well they perform but, if they show up on time, are enthusiastic and professional.

In other words, keep your pimp hand strong.
Very well put....

Exactly, use the possible stardom to bait them in, then turn the table and keep the stardom at a distance based on THEIR performance and the results will be much better :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Fuckin' thank you SO much!

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by dokk+Feb 28 2005, 07:39 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dokk @ Feb 28 2005, 07:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by HoneLynn@Feb 28 2005, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by dokk@Feb 28 2005, 07:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Feb 28 2005, 07:27 AM
It is truley an art form dealing with women, ( I rarely have them not show up on time)
I've always dealt with pros and strippers, can handle either no problem.
Now i'm dealing with mostly undiscovered... with little or no modeling experience.

And that's a huge pain in the ass... damn.
For those you have to really make them understand that this is a J O B. They are not *models* and therefore do not get to act like one. Tell them that future J O B's will be dependant upon not only how well they perform but, if they show up on time, are enthusiastic and professional.

In other words, keep your pimp hand strong.
Gotcha!
Thanks so much! [/b][/quote]
My pleasure! :awinky:

[gonzo]

Dokk--

Joe can spot a hooker in a crowd of 100 normal women...all dressed identical. The man has tallent!

[dokk]

Originally posted by gonzo@Feb 28 2005, 07:43 AM
Dokk--

Joe can spot a hooker in a crowd of 100 normal women...all dressed identical. The man has tallent!
I see that!
Fuckin' cool man.

rokk on

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo@Feb 28 2005, 11:43 AM
normal women
Oxymoron? :lol:

[dokk]

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 28 2005, 07:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 28 2005, 07:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Feb 28 2005, 11:43 AM
normal women
Oxymoron? :lol: [/b][/quote]
Peaches you're gonna make me pee my britches if i keep laughing this hard.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by dokk+Feb 28 2005, 11:48 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dokk @ Feb 28 2005, 11:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 28 2005, 07:45 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Feb 28 2005, 11:43 AM
normal women
Oxymoron? :lol:
Peaches you're gonna make me pee my britches if i keep laughing this hard. [/b][/quote]
Dokkcam! :)

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 28 2005, 07:45 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 28 2005, 07:45 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gonzo@Feb 28 2005, 11:43 AM
normal women
Oxymoron? :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

[Almighty Colin]

Cocaine

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Feb 28 2005, 08:08 AM
Cocaine
I love that song, ( even though I am not a clapton fan) :ph34r:

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Feb 28 2005, 11:10 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Feb 28 2005, 11:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Almighty Colin@Feb 28 2005, 08:08 AM
Cocaine
I love that song, ( even though I am not a clapton fan) :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Same with me on both accounts.

[nlphoto]

Originally posted by dokk@Feb 28 2005, 08:08 AM
What the fuck do you have to do to get a model to show up on time?


Don't tell them it's a shoot... tell them its an advance private 50% off sale at
a new location of Macy's... B)












errrr... yes miss, the store's anti-shoplifting policy is nudity... :groucho:

[Nickatilynx]

Tell them there's an open bar , tons of weed , X , GHB and a bag of yeyo that would choke a horse.

They'll be there .......


;-))







shit! Colin beat me to it...great minds and all that...

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 28 2005, 09:14 AM
Tell them there's an open bar , tons of weed , X , GHB and a bag of yeyo that would choke a horse.

They'll be there .......


;-))







shit! Colin beat me to it...great minds and all that...
Along with their pals, the Feds :unsure:

[dokk]

Originally posted by HoneLynn+Feb 28 2005, 09:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HoneLynn @ Feb 28 2005, 09:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 28 2005, 09:14 AM
Tell them there's an open bar , tons of weed , X , GHB and a bag of yeyo that would choke a horse.

They'll be there .......


;-))







shit! Colin beat me to it...great minds and all that...
Along with their pals, the Feds :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Feds need weed too!
Lol.. i was watching this thing on iraq last night, three soldiers posing in front of a big ass weed plant in front of one of those whatever you call the iraqi homes.. rubble i guess. lol...

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by dokk@Feb 28 2005, 09:33 AM
.... in front of one of those whatever you call the iraqi homes.. rubble i guess. lol...
Iraqi Realtors describe them as:

"One can tell that Allah Akbar!!!

Here we have an open plan fixer up with far reaching 360degree views

Priced to sell - 1 goat or best offer "

;-))

[grimm]

Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Feb 28 2005, 08:08 AM
Cocaine
helluva drug. set your shooting time for jones o'clock and they'll never be late

[dokk]

Originally posted by grimm+Feb 28 2005, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Feb 28 2005, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Almighty Colin@Feb 28 2005, 08:08 AM
Cocaine
helluva drug. set your shooting time for jones o'clock and they'll never be late [/b][/quote]
Fuck!
Is this the original Grimmster?

[Hell Puppy]

DOS TIP: when a southern boy offers you coke, expect a carbonated beverage.

[grimm]

Originally posted by dokk+Feb 28 2005, 07:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dokk @ Feb 28 2005, 07:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by grimm@Feb 28 2005, 04:34 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Almighty Colin@Feb 28 2005, 08:08 AM
Cocaine
helluva drug. set your shooting time for jones o'clock and they'll never be late
Fuck!
Is this the original Grimmster? [/b][/quote]
who wants to know;) dokkster:)

[NastyTaylor]

Originally posted by HoneLynn@Feb 28 2005, 07:18 AM
Always tell them to be there an hour before you need them. If that doesn't work, throw them in a time machine and age them about 20 years. That should mature them up a bit.
I completely agree with you!!

[JoesHO]

Did I ever mention I have a northern curve?