Pikey Nick's Advice Column

[Nickatilynx]

Opranauts may now ALL benefit from my sage advice for all matters of love , money ,health and life.

If there is any adivice you need , ask a pikey :)

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:25 PM
Opranauts may now ALL benefit from my sage advice for all matters of love , money ,health and life.

If there is any adivice you need , ask a pikey :)
Or a nancy boy, if you prefer ;)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by *KK*+Feb 22 2005, 03:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Feb 22 2005, 03:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:25 PM
Opranauts may now ALL benefit from my sage advice for all matters of love , money ,health and life.

If there is any adivice you need , ask a pikey :)
Or a nancy boy, if you prefer ;) [/b][/quote]
I am a complex and many faceted character :)

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:27 PM

I am a complex and many faceted character :)
"Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. "

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Almighty Colin+Feb 22 2005, 06:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Almighty Colin @ Feb 22 2005, 06:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:27 PM

I am a complex and many faceted character :)
"Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. " [/b][/quote]
:pearl:

[JR]

i have a question.

if God is all powerful, can he microwave a burrito that is so hot that he himself cannot eat it?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Almighty Colin+Feb 22 2005, 03:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Almighty Colin @ Feb 22 2005, 03:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:27 PM

I am a complex and many faceted character :)
"Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. " [/b][/quote]
Hmmm...I think I see a kick in the nuts coming your way.....

Beware of fat doughnut eating men in Florida this summer......

nope the vision is slipping....

;-))

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JR@Feb 22 2005, 03:34 PM
i have a question.

if God is all powerful, can he microwave a burrito that is so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
G-d does not eat burritos.

He's on a diet

R-n does eat burritos however.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Feb 22 2005, 03:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Feb 22 2005, 03:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Feb 22 2005, 06:29 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:27 PM

I am a complex and many faceted character :)
"Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. "
:pearl: [/b][/quote]
Old pikey proverb....


"Man who taunts boss likely to not go to any shows , ever , cross my heart and hope to die."

;-))

[JR]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 22 2005, 03:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 22 2005, 03:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JR@Feb 22 2005, 03:34 PM
i have a question.

if God is all powerful, can he microwave a burrito that is so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
G-d does not eat burritos.

He's on a diet

R-n does eat burritos however. [/b][/quote]
if R_n is all powerful, could he make himself so stupid that Bush could beat him in a spelling contest?

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 22 2005, 03:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 22 2005, 03:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by *KK*@Feb 22 2005, 03:26 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:25 PM
Opranauts may now ALL benefit from my sage advice for all matters of love , money ,health and life.

If there is any adivice you need , ask a pikey :)
Or a nancy boy, if you prefer ;)
I am a complex and many faceted character :) [/b][/quote]
Sounds like some sort of metaphor for two faced. But then again, what do I know ;)

[JoesHO]

mmmmmmmmm burritos and donuts mmmm

kicking in the nuts is so brutal, can we just share some tea, and talk about our differences like civilized nancy's?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JR+Feb 22 2005, 03:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Feb 22 2005, 03:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:35 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JR@Feb 22 2005, 03:34 PM
i have a question.

if God is all powerful, can he microwave a burrito that is so hot that he himself cannot eat it?
G-d does not eat burritos.

He's on a diet

R-n does eat burritos however.
if R_n is all powerful, could he make himself so stupid that Bush could beat him in a spelling contest? [/b][/quote]
R-n would in no way be associated with any form of spelling contest as well all know R-n sold his spelling contest arm to a seperate and arms length vehicle some time ago and merely frequents where the spelling contest takes place in order to have coffee sometimes and to meet with the current runners of the contest informally..

but to answer the question...

Yes he could , but he doesn't want to.

I asked a second opinion of the magic 8 ball ( no not that type of 8ball) and it disagreed and said

"it seems decidely so"

It is now in need of repair.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by *KK*+Feb 22 2005, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Feb 22 2005, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by *KK*@Feb 22 2005, 03:26 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:25 PM
Opranauts may now ALL benefit from my sage advice for all matters of love , money ,health and life.

If there is any adivice you need , ask a pikey :)
Or a nancy boy, if you prefer ;)
I am a complex and many faceted character :)
Sounds like some sort of metaphor for two faced. But then again, what do I know ;) [/b][/quote]
In light of yr smart ass remarks...my next advice is to

"Approach the nearest male , smile at him sweetly and kick him in the nuts"

:)


;-))))

Anyways I've always found being merely twofaced somewhat limiting ;-))

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JoesHO1@Feb 22 2005, 03:41 PM
mmmmmmmmm burritos and donuts mmmm

kicking in the nuts is so brutal, can we just share some tea, and talk about our differences like civilized nancy's?
No , I'm sorry, but nuts must be kicked.

If I was to forgive this...where would it end..

[JR]

which known members of this board will make more money than ever over the next 4 years in adult and which will dissapear completely?

[*KK*]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:45 PM
In light of yr smart ass remarks...my next advice is to

"Approach the nearest male , smile at him sweetly and kick him in the nuts"

:)


;-))))

Anyways I've always found being merely twofaced somewhat limiting ;-))
Would that I were in Van about right now, I'd take you up on that offer ;)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JR@Feb 22 2005, 03:48 PM
which known members of this board will make more money than ever over the next 4 years in adult and which will dissapear completely?
In regards to "adult"

the answer to both those questions is the same......

[Vick]

Originally posted by *KK*+Feb 22 2005, 06:48 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*KK* @ Feb 22 2005, 06:48 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:45 PM
In light of yr smart ass remarks...my next advice is to

"Approach the nearest male , smile at him sweetly and kick him in the nuts"

:)


;-))))

Anyways I've always found being merely twofaced somewhat limiting ;-))
Would that I were in Van about right now, I'd take you up on that offer ;) [/b][/quote]
I sense a shoe metaphor

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Vick+Feb 22 2005, 06:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Feb 22 2005, 06:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by *KK*@Feb 22 2005, 06:48 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:45 PM
In light of yr smart ass remarks...my next advice is to

"Approach the nearest male , smile at him sweetly and kick him in the nuts"

:)


;-))))

Anyways I've always found being merely twofaced somewhat limiting ;-))
Would that I were in Van about right now, I'd take you up on that offer ;)
I sense a shoe metaphor [/b][/quote]
Oh, man. I thought the same thing, Vick. Fast Times.

[Nickatilynx]

Does being kicked in the nuts by a man wearing opera slippers hurt?

No , its called foreplay :)

[JR]

if you could offer one piece of advice to both Michael Jackson and the Santa Barbara prosecutor, what would you tell each of them?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JR@Feb 22 2005, 03:59 PM
if you could offer one piece of advice to both Michael Jackson and the Santa Barbara prosecutor, what would you tell each of them?
I'd advise them both to wear ilynx.com T Shirts every hour of the day starting tomorrow :)

[Vick]

How much crying can one do and still be considered manly when contemplating year end tax returns?



and yes I know the zen thought I'm supposed to be happy to have the income to have to pay the taxes
and I say Fuck Zen

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 22 2005, 04:13 PM
How much crying can one do and still be considered manly when contemplating year end tax returns?



and yes I know the zen thought I'm supposed to be happy to have the income to have to pay the taxes
and I say Fuck Zen
Crying doesn't help in any way...

FUCKING BASTARD SHIT HEAD TAXES...

ok neither does screaming.

Cry ,bitch,scream,appeal....still gotta pay them.

Oh and thanks so much or fucking reminding me.....


Joe ,

Please add Vick to the "is owed a kick in the nuts" list please :)

[grimm]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:25 PM
Opranauts may now ALL benefit from my sage advice for all matters of love , money ,health and life.

If there is any adivice you need , ask a pikey :)
i can imagine a lot of these answers are going to involve punching and testicles.

[Vick]

I considered not asking but knew you know everything so you would know

That I moved and got something lovely in the mail today

Get those Opera Shoes ready, I'm not used to foreplay
But you already know that

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by grimm+Feb 22 2005, 04:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Feb 22 2005, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:25 PM
Opranauts may now ALL benefit from my sage advice for all matters of love , money ,health and life.

If there is any adivice you need , ask a pikey :)
i can imagine a lot of these answers are going to involve punching and testicles. [/b][/quote]
and add in Grimm too please , Joe :)



So who is next :)


So many nuts , so little time. :)

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 22 2005, 06:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 22 2005, 06:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Feb 22 2005, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Feb 22 2005, 06:29 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:27 PM

I am a complex and many faceted character :)
"Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. "
:pearl:
Old pikey proverb....


"Man who taunts boss likely to not go to any shows , ever , cross my heart and hope to die."

;-)) [/b][/quote]
Everybody is a WEE bit over-sensitive today!! :lol:

Sheeseh.. regardless of who he was giving shit to it was a pearl!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer+Feb 22 2005, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheEnforcer @ Feb 22 2005, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Feb 22 2005, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Feb 22 2005, 06:29 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:27 PM

I am a complex and many faceted character :)
"Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character. "
:pearl:
Old pikey proverb....


"Man who taunts boss likely to not go to any shows , ever , cross my heart and hope to die."

;-))
Everybody is a WEE bit over-sensitive today!! :lol:

Sheeseh.. regardless of who he was giving shit to it was a pearl! [/b][/quote]
Right!!!!

Don't say I didn't warn you!!!

Another name on the "kick in the nuts" list , Joe!!!


;-)))

[JoesHO]

gonna be busier than a one legged man in ass kicking contest!!!!!!

[Newton]

I have a mate called Eric who is a bit of simple fellow, another called Tinker who is a bit of an old scally .. I seem to want to dabble in antiques and I am quite taken by the lady in the manor house. What should i do?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Newton@Feb 22 2005, 06:13 PM
I have a mate called Eric who is a bit of simple fellow, another called Tinker who is a bit of an old scally .. I seem to want to dabble in antiques and I am quite taken by the lady in the manor house. What should i do?
You should FUCK RIGHT OFF , thats what LOL

Fucking Lovejoy!

[Almighty Colin]

Not a single one of you are making any sense.

[Nickatilynx]

Lovejoy is a Britsh Drama about some fag wannabe pikey that specialises in antiques.

It stars the guy that was in Deadwood and Newton gives me shit about it.

I'd explain Alvin Stardust to you to , but he just can't be explained. :(

;-))

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Feb 22 2005, 06:36 PM
Not a single one of you are making any sense.
There british, of course they make no sence...... shit they got three different levels of accents to determine if they are poor or rich over there ...

and who the hell smokes on fags anyway?

[Newton]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 22 2005, 06:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 22 2005, 06:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Newton@Feb 22 2005, 06:13 PM
I have a mate called Eric who is a bit of simple fellow, another called Tinker who is a bit of an old scally .. I seem to want to dabble in antiques and I am quite taken by the lady in the manor house. What should i do?
You should FUCK RIGHT OFF , thats what LOL

Fucking Lovejoy! [/b][/quote]
It was tinker wasnt it lol

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Feb 22 2005, 06:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Feb 22 2005, 06:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Almighty Colin@Feb 22 2005, 06:36 PM
Not a single one of you are making any sense.
There british, of course they make no sence...... shit they got three different levels of accents to determine if they are poor or rich over there ...

and who the hell smokes on fags anyway? [/b][/quote]
3 accents??????

Try at least 80 that I can detect.

[Newton]

Alvin is just Alvin lol There is no explaining that shit lol

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Newton+Feb 22 2005, 06:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Newton @ Feb 22 2005, 06:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Newton@Feb 22 2005, 06:13 PM
I have a mate called Eric who is a bit of simple fellow, another called Tinker who is a bit of an old scally .. I seem to want to dabble in antiques and I am quite taken by the lady in the manor house. What should i do?
You should FUCK RIGHT OFF , thats what LOL

Fucking Lovejoy!
It was tinker wasnt it lol [/b][/quote]
Yeah tinker gave it away. LOL

Spat coffee and "screamed fuckhead" simulataneously.

[Newton]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 06:58 PM
Spat coffee and "screamed fuckhead" simultaneously.
:pearl:

[cj]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 22 2005, 06:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 22 2005, 06:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JR@Feb 22 2005, 03:48 PM
which known members of this board will make more money than ever over the next 4 years in adult and which will dissapear completely?
In regards to "adult"

the answer to both those questions is the same...... [/b][/quote]
;-)))))))

it will go a little something like this ...

BUILD

BANG

POOF

:yowsa:

[*KK*]

This threads certainly taken a turn.

Really can't figure out in what direction, but a definite turn...

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by *KK*@Feb 23 2005, 11:51 AM
This threads certainly taken a turn.

Really can't figure out in what direction, but a definite turn...
I know...

I was gonna share my wisdom , and everyone gets silly.

:(

:nyanya:

[JR]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 23 2005, 12:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 23 2005, 12:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*KK*@Feb 23 2005, 11:51 AM
This threads certainly taken a turn.

Really can't figure out in what direction, but a definite turn...
I know...

I was gonna share my wisdom , and everyone gets silly.

:(

:nyanya: [/b][/quote]
i am sorry. :(

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JR+Feb 23 2005, 12:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Feb 23 2005, 12:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 23 2005, 12:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-*KK*@Feb 23 2005, 11:51 AM
This threads certainly taken a turn.

Really can't figure out in what direction, but a definite turn...
I know...

I was gonna share my wisdom , and everyone gets silly.

:(

:nyanya:
i am sorry. :( [/b][/quote]
Too late.

I'm sulking now.

Everyone is going on my "kick them in the nuts" list.

[JR]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 23 2005, 12:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 23 2005, 12:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by JR@Feb 23 2005, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 23 2005, 12:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-*KK*@Feb 23 2005, 11:51 AM
This threads certainly taken a turn.

Really can't figure out in what direction, but a definite turn...
I know...

I was gonna share my wisdom , and everyone gets silly.

:(

:nyanya:
i am sorry. :(
Too late.

I'm sulking now.

Everyone is going on my "kick them in the nuts" list. [/b][/quote]
"Kick them in the nuts" sounds like a Pikey holiday for children.

[HoneLynn]

Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Feb 22 2005, 06:36 PM
Not a single one of you are making any sense.
Ok, now that I know I am not supposed to understand this, it is rather amusing.

[grimm]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 22 2005, 04:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 22 2005, 04:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by grimm@Feb 22 2005, 04:17 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Feb 22 2005, 03:25 PM
Opranauts may now ALL benefit from my sage advice for all matters of love , money ,health and life.

If there is any adivice you need , ask a pikey :)
i can imagine a lot of these answers are going to involve punching and testicles.
and add in Grimm too please , Joe :)



So who is next :)


So many nuts , so little time. :) [/b][/quote]
damn, talk about your lucky guesses :awinky:

[grimm]

Originally posted by JR+Feb 23 2005, 12:44 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Feb 23 2005, 12:44 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 23 2005, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by JR@Feb 23 2005, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 23 2005, 12:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-*KK*@Feb 23 2005, 11:51 AM
This threads certainly taken a turn.

Really can't figure out in what direction, but a definite turn...
I know...

I was gonna share my wisdom , and everyone gets silly.

:(

:nyanya:
i am sorry. :(
Too late.

I'm sulking now.

Everyone is going on my "kick them in the nuts" list.
"Kick them in the nuts" sounds like a Pikey holiday for children. [/b][/quote]
or an irish drinking game.

who am i kidding, "life" is an irish drinking game.