gonzo
02-11-2005, 01:34 AM
Tonight at midnight we recieved a warning from our old skool infestation scanner.
******ByteBrothers ParaScan 2000********
Warning!!! Warning!!!
Your resource is infested with dickheads. Failure to remedy this situation will result in Oprano becoming overran with press releases and so called OTA's.
Parascan recommends a quarrantined zone creating a virtual petting Zoo.
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So in the best interest of Oprano the Bullshit area is now quarantined and will be knowns as the Dickhead Corner.
As Parascan detects the infestation they will be reclassified from user to dickhead and be granted special rights.
Dickheads can be identified by their unique Dickhead Avatar. [cant be changed]
Dickheads will only be able to read and post in the Dickhead Corner.
Members are allowed conjugal visits or can just come and observe.
Are you a dickhead?
Heed the warning signs.
1. 1st time posts are usually "press releases" or to advertise your latest "special".
2. All posts consist solely for shameless self promotion.
3. Your best post consists of a dancing 'nanner, hi or some other inane oneliner intended to bump your "press release" or "special".
How can you "avoid" being reclassified?
1. Participate in threads... especially those that arent for shameless self promotion.
2. Send all press releases to sexines@oprano.com.
3. Become part of the community.
Don't be a dickhead!!!
******ByteBrothers ParaScan 2000********
Warning!!! Warning!!!
Your resource is infested with dickheads. Failure to remedy this situation will result in Oprano becoming overran with press releases and so called OTA's.
Parascan recommends a quarrantined zone creating a virtual petting Zoo.
***************************************
So in the best interest of Oprano the Bullshit area is now quarantined and will be knowns as the Dickhead Corner.
As Parascan detects the infestation they will be reclassified from user to dickhead and be granted special rights.
Dickheads can be identified by their unique Dickhead Avatar. [cant be changed]
Dickheads will only be able to read and post in the Dickhead Corner.
Members are allowed conjugal visits or can just come and observe.
Are you a dickhead?
Heed the warning signs.
1. 1st time posts are usually "press releases" or to advertise your latest "special".
2. All posts consist solely for shameless self promotion.
3. Your best post consists of a dancing 'nanner, hi or some other inane oneliner intended to bump your "press release" or "special".
How can you "avoid" being reclassified?
1. Participate in threads... especially those that arent for shameless self promotion.
2. Send all press releases to sexines@oprano.com.
3. Become part of the community.
Don't be a dickhead!!!