What do you want a program for ?

[sarettah]

I need ideas. I want to develop some new desktop apps, just because.

So, what kind of desktop utilities are you looking for ?

What is your dream little program that you wish you could get someone to put together ?

Same thing server side..

What little script do you want to see that you haven't been able to find ?

If you were in charge of the world, what would you have your server be able to do for you ?

I currently have desktop code laying around for image manipulation, disk organization, automated ftp routines, encryption, automated rss feeds, forum parsing :) all sorts of shit and I am trying to come up with the best ways to use it :) At the same time, I am porting a lot of it to php for server side stuff

Thanx in advance :)

[The Other Steve]

What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.

I did have Marie trained to do all that but ... well ... you know what wives are like...

:)

[MrIzzz]

i would like a reliable counter with detailed stats with an easy-on-the-eye layout, preferably in anything except for javascript

a simple gallery rotation script with a few basic tools

and i cant think of anything else right now, lol but i'm always looking for simple progs that make my life easier


automation is key

[gonzo]

Originally posted by The Other Steve@Feb 9 2005, 08:36 PM
What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.

I did have Marie trained to do all that but ... well ... you know what wives are like...

:)
This post is useless without pictures.

[The Other Steve]

Originally posted by gonzo+Feb 9 2005, 06:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Feb 9 2005, 06:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Other Steve@Feb 9 2005, 08:36 PM
What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.

I did have Marie trained to do all that but ... well ... you know what wives are like...

:)
This post is useless without pictures. [/b][/quote]
And you can see them all and much more for just $4.95 and blah blah blah :)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by The Other Steve@Feb 9 2005, 08:36 PM
What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.

Stepford Scripts ?? :blink:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by MrIzzz@Feb 9 2005, 09:34 PM
i would like a reliable counter with detailed stats with an easy-on-the-eye layout, preferably in anything except for javascript

a simple gallery rotation script with a few basic tools

thanx

[The Other Steve]

Originally posted by sarettah+Feb 9 2005, 08:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Feb 9 2005, 08:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Other Steve@Feb 9 2005, 08:36 PM
What about something that could deliver a double shot Java along with a nice Port - perhaps it could wear tight black PVC skirt at the same time.

Stepford Scripts ?? :blink: [/b][/quote]
You couldn't begin to imagine how far my wife has led me astray - admittedly she didn't have to drag me :lol:

[PornoDoggy]

Hmmmm ... I thought with you two it was a race to go astray.

[JerryW]

sarettah,

hit me up on icq (in sig) got a few ideas I give you that I haven't had time to work on.

[Hell Puppy]

I want something that detects an attempt to install malware and then traces the malware back to the source and gives the owner a barbed wire catheter.

[sarettah]

Originally posted by JerryW@Feb 10 2005, 05:38 AM
sarettah,

hit me up on icq (in sig) got a few ideas I give you that I haven't had time to work on.
Thanx Jerry, I will, but it will probably be a while. I am on the laptop and don't run my icq across the wireless. When I am downstairs I will fire up icq and add you :)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Feb 10 2005, 07:22 AM
I want something that detects an attempt to install malware and then traces the malware back to the source and gives the owner a barbed wire catheter.
I think there is a patent on that already :(

[Marie]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Feb 10 2005, 04:22 AM
I want something that detects an attempt to install malware and then traces the malware back to the source and gives the owner a barbed wire catheter.
I'd like a barbed wire catheter for my slave - I think he might like that as part of his CBT sessions :)

[Marie]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 9 2005, 09:04 PM
Hmmmm ... I thought with you two it was a race to go astray.
Me lead him astray - hehe of course I did. He was sweet and innocent when we first met :rolleyes:

[The Other Steve]

Originally posted by Marie+Feb 10 2005, 06:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Marie @ Feb 10 2005, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-PornoDoggy@Feb 9 2005, 09:04 PM
Hmmmm ... I thought with you two it was a race to go astray.
Me lead him astray - hehe of course I did. He was sweet and innocent when we first met :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
I really had her fooled didn't I? B)

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by sarettah+Feb 10 2005, 07:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Feb 10 2005, 07:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hell Puppy@Feb 10 2005, 07:22 AM
I want something that detects an attempt to install malware and then traces the malware back to the source and gives the owner a barbed wire catheter.
I think there is a patent on that already :( [/b][/quote]
How about a program that will zap a programmer with Taser-like quantities of electricity whenever they tell a lie about an estimated completion date?

[sarettah]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 10 2005, 09:39 PM
How about a program that will zap a programmer with Taser-like quantities of electricity whenever they tell a lie about an estimated completion date?
Programmers don't ever lie about estimates... That's why we call them ESTIMATES... :nyanya: