Programmer looking for work

[JerryW]

After several years in content production, last as PhotoGregg's partner (now ex), I'm returning to my other skill, programming. I have over 20 years experience coding in just about everything under the sun. So if you need software written for Unix or Windows, C/C++ or PHP/Mysql, or anything else, hit me up for a quote. I'm available now, so I can start right away. Samples available if you contact me. Conact details in my sig.

Of course if you need content produced I'll do that too :groucho:

JerryW

[sarettah]

Originally posted by JerryW@Feb 3 2005, 01:49 PM
After several years in content production, last as PhotoGregg's partner (now ex)
Any drama to report ?


Expiring minds want to know :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by sarettah+Feb 3 2005, 04:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Feb 3 2005, 04:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JerryW@Feb 3 2005, 01:49 PM
After several years in content production, last as PhotoGregg's partner (now ex)
Any drama to report ?


Expiring minds want to know :blink: [/b][/quote]
Oh there will be drama...

Or it does prove once and for all the old adage

"There is no money in content production , just a hell of a lot of fun"


;-))))

[pushpills]

If we were to say...hourly rate...roughly what are we looking at? I have a programmer, but he can be a greedy little bitch on occasion.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 3 2005, 04:58 PM
If we were to say...hourly rate...roughly what are we looking at? I have a programmer, but he can be a greedy little bitch on occasion.

Ain't that the truth!!!!!


;-)

[sarettah]

Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 3 2005, 07:58 PM
If we were to say...hourly rate...roughly what are we looking at? I have a programmer, but he can be a greedy little bitch on occasion.
I bill out at $100 an hour for coding, and $125 an hour for design ($500 an hour for data entry, but only cause I hate monkey work). When I take on side projects, I charge $50 an hour flat.

Just to give a perspective.

So, how much an hour does it have to be to qualify as a greedy little bitch ?

:huh:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by sarettah@Feb 3 2005, 05:01 PM

I bill out at $100 an hour for coding, and $125 an hour for design ($500 an hour for data entry, but only cause I hate monkey work). When I take on side projects, I charge $50 an hour flat.


Gues you don't work much then ?



ahahahahahahahaah

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 3 2005, 08:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 3 2005, 08:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Feb 3 2005, 05:01 PM

I bill out at $100 an hour for coding, and $125 an hour for design ($500 an hour for data entry, but only cause I hate monkey work). When I take on side projects, I charge $50 an hour flat.


Gues you don't work much then ?



ahahahahahahahaah [/b][/quote]
Fuck Off Pikey :nyanya:

[sarettah]

and yes, that was the best I could come up with at the moment :headwall:

[pushpills]

Originally posted by sarettah+Feb 3 2005, 07:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Feb 3 2005, 07:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Feb 3 2005, 07:58 PM
If we were to say...hourly rate...roughly what are we looking at? I have a programmer, but he can be a greedy little bitch on occasion.
I bill out at $100 an hour for coding, and $125 an hour for design ($500 an hour for data entry, but only cause I hate monkey work). When I take on side projects, I charge $50 an hour flat.

Just to give a perspective.

So, how much an hour does it have to be to qualify as a greedy little bitch ?

:huh: [/b][/quote]
too rich for me, unless i really really needed heavey expertise on something. my perl stuff I usually pay 30ish an hour, for a guy who is out of college, I get custom software done from an old "aol proggie" programmer buddy of mine who is still in college, 10 bucks an hour, and he's thankful to get it.

it still all depends how much u have to explain, and how fast the person can actually do stuff,

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by pushpills+Feb 3 2005, 08:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Feb 3 2005, 08:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by sarettah@Feb 3 2005, 07:01 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Feb 3 2005, 07:58 PM
If we were to say...hourly rate...roughly what are we looking at? I have a programmer, but he can be a greedy little bitch on occasion.
I bill out at $100 an hour for coding, and $125 an hour for design ($500 an hour for data entry, but only cause I hate monkey work). When I take on side projects, I charge $50 an hour flat.

Just to give a perspective.

So, how much an hour does it have to be to qualify as a greedy little bitch ?

:huh:
too rich for me, unless i really really needed heavey expertise on something. my perl stuff I usually pay 30ish an hour, for a guy who is out of college, I get custom software done from an old "aol proggie" programmer buddy of mine who is still in college, 10 bucks an hour, and he's thankful to get it.

it still all depends how much u have to explain, and how fast the person can actually do stuff, [/b][/quote]
Intelligent post?

wow....

:yowsa:

[PhotoGreggXXX]

Just a heads up...Careful with this guy:
- programming....yep good stuff if you have a few years to wait for your project
- careful letting him have access to your url's or websites....ended up stealing www.photogregg.com after 3 years with me
- oh and watch your passwords, easy to get to your bank accounts, etc.

But if someone does hire him, make sure to pay his trip to ANY show, and let me know...bring your cameras, cause you'll see the biggest ass-whipping ever.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX@Feb 3 2005, 08:35 PM
Just a heads up...Careful with this guy:
- programming....yep good stuff if you have a few years to wait for your project
- careful letting him have access to your url's or websites....ended up stealing www.photogregg.com after 3 years with me
- oh and watch your passwords, easy to get to your bank accounts, etc.

But if someone does hire him, make sure to pay his trip to ANY show, and let me know...bring your cameras, cause you'll see the biggest ass-whipping ever.
:popcorn:


Do tell us more.....

[pushpills]

go on.....

[PhotoGreggXXX]

Could rant, but what's the use. The guy was lazy as fuck for 3 years, preferred playing video games, ended up doing the rip and run. But hey, he's a great programmer! So hire him...Oh and be sure and send him to shows to "keep up with the latest games...ahhh, I mean technology.

[JerryW]

You know what the difference is between a man and a dog? IF you feed a dog, he won't turn around and bite you.

When we started photogregg.com, he had just gotten fired from his last job, had no money and was about to get kicked out of his apratment. I gave him a room in my house (no rent charged ever), fed his sorry ass,, bought all the equipment and payed the models to get us going and get us established until we got our first contract. Total of around $50k spent up front with no expectation of return. Not that I trusted him even then, so I kept some things in my name for when he tried to push me out of the business. Like Photogregg.com, which I did the design for, wrote all the software for and kept after we split up. Or the server which started out as mine and I hosted the business site on it.

Now I could tell you about the $30k plus greg stole from a client , or a few other things as well, just be careful doing business with him and count your change afterwards. Not on the scale of Sextracker, but fun none-the-less.

And as far as that ass wipping goes, almost tempted so I could put your sorry ass back in jail where it belongs, not to mention a civil suit as well.

As for the others interested, I have work now, thanks for the offers

[JerryW]

Forgot to mention, photogregg.com is for sale cheap. send me all offers.

[sugar]

Yeah You might want to watch out for photogregg. He shoots shitty content now because he lets a 21 year old run his business. I gave him a place to work when he was shut down, let his jail bird girlfriend call my house every night when she was locked up for child neglect and also let him use my merchant until he refused to payback the money that was paid to him and were charge backs. Then helped him get his own merchant. Almost all his clients he has shot for, he has lost. Word around is he is going down. Dont get me wrong fun guy and sorry to see him lose everything but hey what comes around goes around. Oh forgot to mention. he looks for investors to give him money for his business now and runs around calling them his sugardaddy. So if he wants to talk shit about someone, he needs to talk about himself. Biggest loser in the biz.

[sarettah]

Damn, and I was just getting ready to hit the sack.

Could you please do the drama during fucking human hours...dammit !

Some of us geezers get real fucking cranky when we don't get our forty winks, ya know ?











dammit

:ph34r:

[Peaches]

Geeze - and I wasn't even going to click on this thread because I don't need a programmer! :popcorn:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by sarettah@Feb 3 2005, 10:03 PM
Damn, and I was just getting ready to hit the sack.

Could you please do the drama during fucking human hours...dammit !

Some of us geezers get real fucking cranky when we don't get our forty winks, ya know ?











dammit

:ph34r:


What he said LOL

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 4 2005, 01:04 AM
Geeze - and I wasn't even going to click on this thread because I don't need a programmer! :popcorn:
If you did, you would get the special family discount :okthumb:

[Vick]

Damn

At least 3 Sides to every story

[photogregg]

-Brought Jerry into deal with Scarlett's cabaret...he did programming.
-deal didn't work, we started a biz
-he put up for cameras and lights, about $10k, got that back when from the company when his house was ready to be foreclosed...plus much, much more to support him 'taking care of his sugar daddy status girls'
-I did the sales, recruiting, marketing and directing, yeah he held a camera for awhile until I had to hire someone that could 'shoot' without staring the girls down like a perv
-plan was build a store, build client base for more custom and exclusive work and build our own websites

Reality:
- I did ALL the sales, over $2million dollars worth, Had to hire another photographer to take pics/video with me because jerry was 'busy' playing games and spending tons of dollars on girls that took him for a ride :)
-Took over a year to make scripts for the store
-He built all kinds of cool websites, but never got around to getting them up and going...too busy...playing games
- Jerry ran off to Europe to hide from the IRS. Good luck coming back to the US
- Jerry did manage to bring in $50k from affiliate sales...ohhh wait, when he split, he gave boxes of unopened checks to our video editor to try and cash...never opened them or cashed them

I can go on...but it's 1am...off to bed, have to shoot tomorrow
I'm still here, still shooting

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 3 2005, 10:04 PM
Geeze - and I wasn't even going to click on this thread because I don't need a programmer! :popcorn:
Goos point!!!! LOL


I've done a new thread pointing to this thread :)

[photogregg]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 4 2005, 01:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 4 2005, 01:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Feb 3 2005, 10:04 PM
Geeze - and I wasn't even going to click on this thread because I don't need a programmer! :popcorn:
Goos point!!!! LOL


I've done a new thread pointing to this thread :) [/b][/quote]
That's why I don't hang out here...all drama and no business
Course my buddy Gonzo pointed this out...so here I am still shooting like crazy for over 30 customers while Jerry is begging for work :) Someone hire him...and make sure to send him to a show...any show, anywhere

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by photogregg+Feb 3 2005, 10:20 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (photogregg @ Feb 3 2005, 10:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Feb 4 2005, 01:13 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Feb 3 2005, 10:04 PM
Geeze - and I wasn't even going to click on this thread because I don't need a programmer! :popcorn:
Goos point!!!! LOL


I've done a new thread pointing to this thread :)
That's why I don't hang out here...all drama and no business
Course my buddy Gonzo pointed this out...so here I am still shooting like crazy for over 30 customers while Jerry is begging for work :) Someone hire him...and make sure to send him to a show...any show, anywhere [/b][/quote]
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

An admited broke ass photog , criticising me over the business on this board????


aahahahahahahaahahhahahahaahah

[Nickatilynx]

There was no drama til you posted!!!!

ahahahahahahahahaha

you caused the drama!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You are a fucking moron....

ahahahhahahahahaha

[sugar]

Yes he is a MORON

[pushpills]

Damn, I gotta see a pic of JerryW if photogregg is saying the models thought Jerry was the more perverted looking!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 3 2005, 10:33 PM
Damn, I gotta see a pic of JerryW if photogregg is saying the models thought Jerry was the more perverted looking!
LOL


Isn't photogreg the one that was involved in the "no condom" scandal?

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 4 2005, 01:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 4 2005, 01:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Feb 3 2005, 10:03 PM
Damn, and I was just getting ready to hit the sack.

Could you please do the drama during fucking human hours...dammit !

Some of us geezers get real fucking cranky when we don't get our forty winks, ya know ?











dammit

:ph34r:


What he said LOL [/b][/quote]
Hot damn!

Finally some action on my shift!

[sugar]

they were condoms sometimes. They made it the performers decision and signed a model release.

[Hell Puppy]

In all fairness...

I must say....

Photogregg has the coolest business card I've ever seen.

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 4 2005, 01:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 4 2005, 01:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Feb 3 2005, 10:33 PM
Damn, I gotta see a pic of JerryW if photogregg is saying the models thought Jerry was the more perverted looking!
LOL


Isn't photogreg the one that was involved in the "no condom" scandal? [/b][/quote]
yeah, at the Florida show, I believe...

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by photogregg@Feb 4 2005, 01:20 AM
That's why I don't hang out here...all drama and no business

why is it when someone gets a little drama on a board, this is always the typical response...

how the fuck would know whether or not there was business to be had here? I haven't seen you post since this thread (well, since back to the "no condom, alledged dodgy tests" drama)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by PhotoGreggXXX@Feb 3 2005, 08:35 PM
Just a heads up...Careful with this guy:
- programming....yep good stuff if you have a few years to wait for your project
- careful letting him have access to your url's or websites....ended up stealing www.photogregg.com after 3 years with me
- oh and watch your passwords, easy to get to your bank accounts, etc.

But if someone does hire him, make sure to pay his trip to ANY show, and let me know...bring your cameras, cause you'll see the biggest ass-whipping ever.
We can arrange a venue for you both to air your greivences, www.cybernetexpo.com is where www.webmasterboxing.com is being held

please icq me at 174842541 and i will get your names on the list as contestants/fighters ( unless that was a bullshit bravado type of statement )

[chodadog]

Pretty fucking ironic that Gregg mocks Oprano for being all drama and no business when he comes into a business thread and turns it into a drama thread.

Funny shit nonetheless.

[MaDalton]

Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 3 2005, 10:33 PM
Damn, I gotta see a pic of JerryW if photogregg is saying the models thought Jerry was the more perverted looking!
i have seen both in person and i must say that if you go just for the looks Jerry is obviously the more serious one.... :D