Ring Girls Wanted!

[JoesHO]

We will be announcing a ring girl competition on each and everyboard in the coming weeks. We encourage any and all program owners( that want to enter their girls), models, or any female that is interested in doing it to enter the contest.

We will be selectin 6 - 8 finalist that will be the ring girls in San diego at fight night.

I would bring the final round of voting ( the prize winning round) here to Oprano if it is approved by management, and the majority of Opranouts.

Thank you for your feedback.

[Nickatilynx]

Great Idea!!!

And in this instance I would be prepared to allow pics in order to allow the judges to have a good understanding of their merits.


:)

[Opti]

can't we nominate board people??... Gonzo, Nick, Serge, Mike are my 4 nominations if so

or maybe Peaches, Cj, Lisa, KK, Kath etc etc......... ?? (TE will support me on this!)

:hic:

[Aly_AVN]

Sounds like fun to me! Yes! B)

[TheEnforcer]

Originally posted by Opti@Feb 2 2005, 12:50 PM
can't we nominate board people??... Gonzo, Nick, Serge, Mike are my 4 nominations if so

or maybe Peaches, Cj, Lisa, KK, Kath etc etc......... ?? (TE will support me on this!)

:hic:
WHOLEHEARTEDLY!!! :rokk:

[Newton]

:wnw:

[Opti]

Originally posted by Aly_AVN@Feb 3 2005, 03:59 AM
Sounds like fun to me! Yes! B)
You could cut it in the boards or the babes section for mine Aly.. ya little hottie!

:inlove:

[Peaches]

Hehe - I can always tell those who haven't seen me - they're the silly ones wanting me to parade myself in any way, shape or form :P

[kath]

Originally posted by Peaches@Feb 2 2005, 01:21 PM
Hehe - I can always tell those who haven't seen me - they're the silly ones wanting me to parade myself in any way, shape or form :P
:agrin: - haha, was thinking the same thing Peaches, trying to figure out a way to tactfully say, um - no... you don't want me to do this - lol... we soccer moms have got to stick together - well said!

:bdance:

[Opti]

Ahem... I've met or seen plenty of pics of all parties I mentioned!

even you Peaches! :P


*edit: call me fruity.. but i'd rather see you guys as ring girls at an event like this than a bunch of content girls... thats like work!! ;-)

[Vick]

Have the Ring Card girls and sell advertising space on the cards or somewhere
Do I get a discount for coming up with that? If you haven't already B)


Peaches I've met you and I'd like to see you parade :groucho:

[Opti]

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 3 2005, 08:01 AM
Have the Ring Card girls and sell advertising space on the cards or somewhere
Do I get a discount for coming up with that? If you haven't already B)


Peaches I've met you and I'd like to see you parade :groucho:
You're fruity Vick!!

Did you see my other suggestion? for you to rap battle with CuriousToyBoy? :)

[Vick]

Yes I am fruity Opti

Sorry I didn't see the wrap thing

At Christmas I leave all the presents in bags because I can't wrap well :wacko:

[DannyCox]

:okthumb:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Vick@Feb 2 2005, 05:01 PM
Have the Ring Card girls and sell advertising space on the cards or somewhere
Do I get a discount for coming up with that? If you haven't already B)


Peaches I've met you and I'd like to see you parade :groucho:
Vick thats as good as the guys that came up with that cannonball thing last year.
Whoever thought that up was a fucking genius!!!

[cj]

Originally posted by kath+Feb 2 2005, 04:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kath @ Feb 2 2005, 04:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Feb 2 2005, 01:21 PM
Hehe - I can always tell those who haven't seen me - they're the silly ones wanting me to parade myself in any way, shape or form :P
:agrin: - haha, was thinking the same thing Peaches, trying to figure out a way to tactfully say, um - no... you don't want me to do this - lol... we soccer moms have got to stick together - well said!

:bdance: [/b][/quote]
Just be careful of Opti's pick up lines ... they'll knock you on your ass

"You're not as hot as I thought you'd be" was the first sentence he ever said to me :rolleyes:

Make sure he sees a really bad pic before you meet him so he can only be impressed from there :biglaugh:

Why do the chicks have to carry cards? Can't we enter the fight?! I've done 2 classes of Aikado (at Anthony's recommendation) and I'll be able to knock my opponent out with laughter at how gumby I am!!!!! :P

[Lisa]

LMAO! I remember that night!!! :D

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by cj@Feb 2 2005, 11:56 PM

Why do the chicks have to carry cards? Can't we enter the fight?! I've done 2 classes of Aikado (at Anthony's recommendation) and I'll be able to knock my opponent out with laughter at how gumby I am!!!!! :P
And who would you choose to fight?

Who would be CJ's bitch?

[cj]

HP ... that's a really good question ....

I don't dislike anyone enough to want to fight them

it would have to be a comedy fight, because the *only* physical strength I have is flexibility!!!!!

Maybe an FFN vs Skinny Mini tournament :biglaugh:

[Lisa]

You'd get squished....

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Lisa@Feb 3 2005, 12:28 AM
You'd get squished....
No comment hahahahhaah

[cj]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAA

We'd have to practice, like the wrestling LMAO

We could probably put on quite an entertaining dance, but I don't think I'd be doing any lifting :rolleyes:

Joe, how is it going so far? Are you getting a lot of interest? Its sure going to be interesting to see how it turns out :okthumb:

[Darby]

Bring it over here!

Would love to see it B)

[grimm]

woot !


http://www.nowhere.us/lapdance.gif

[grimm]

Originally posted by cj@Feb 2 2005, 09:27 PM
HP ... that's a really good question ....

I don't dislike anyone enough to want to fight them

it would have to be a comedy fight, because the *only* physical strength I have is flexibility!!!!!

Maybe an FFN vs Skinny Mini tournament :biglaugh:
id take on all yall:)

and id be a ring girl.

how ya like that, bitches:)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by grimm@Feb 3 2005, 02:52 AM
id take on all yall:)

and id be a ring girl.

how ya like that, bitches:)
We like, we like!! :P

[grimm]

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 3 2005, 05:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 3 2005, 05:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-grimm@Feb 3 2005, 02:52 AM
id take on all yall:)

and id be a ring girl.

how ya like that, bitches:)
We like, we like!! :P [/b][/quote]
you think im kidding:)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by cj@Feb 2 2005, 09:27 PM
HP ... that's a really good question ....

I don't dislike anyone enough to want to fight them

it would have to be a comedy fight, because the *only* physical strength I have is flexibility!!!!!

Maybe an FFN vs Skinny Mini tournament :biglaugh:
Yes CJ women are allowed to enter as fighters too ( we have one signed up already) she goes by the name Zombiegirl

also as far as interest, we been leaking this out for a little while without really a big push due to needing to lock down the venue . ( we have several interested parties in conversation but nothing more than that. as we were not prepared to give any specifics as we were trying to drum up and measure the interest level)

Well thanks to the great people at http://www.cybernetexpo.com we were able to secure a venue location.

We met with The principles of cybernet while we were in vegas this year, and had one final meeting with the Hotel last friday, so as of THIS MONDAY we got the final approval, and now we can go after the participants and sponsors full throttle.

We are now going back to the people that showed interest with some details and we will see how it goes from there .

We too are interested to see how this turns out . :D

So if you or any opranouts know of any member of the industry that has an interest at any level, I would love to talk with them at their earliest convience.

[Titan]

Joe whats the deal on girls entering the competition to be a ring girl is it going to have something for htem at the end of the rainbow or is it a prestige postion only .. just wonderin if some girl from canada wins will she need to make her way there herself and so on

also are the girls going to be wearing official oprano tittie tops ;)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Titan@Feb 3 2005, 06:56 AM
Joe whats the deal on girls entering the competition to be a ring girl is it going to have something for htem at the end of the rainbow or is it a prestige postion only .. just wonderin if some girl from canada wins will she need to make her way there herself and so on

also are the girls going to be wearing official oprano tittie tops ;)
Yes the winners will be given a trip to SD , and some other prizes we are working on now .

[Titan]

haha rap battle would be cool .. sorry im still reading all the replies here

and toyboy might suggest ringguys - lets hope he doesnt see this post ;)

[LAJ]

Gonzo gets my vote!!!

[Don King]

Oprano has spoken ladies and gentlemen

And there words were clear as a bell
We need ring girls for webmaster boxing to sell

A few Fine young ladies are required
and Great rewards offered to the ones that are hired.


With promos that sell and bodies so fine
We need them recruited .A spoonsor goldmine


there tits could be sponsored by the spacash crew
and there butts I'm sure could be taken by rectal revenue


Only in San Diego Ladies and Gentlemen , only in San Diego.

[JoesHO]

Yes we will be putting together a line up of preliminary contests on all the boards ( except weasles of course) and then we will hold the grand finals here at

THE ONE AND ONLY OPRANO!!!

Stay tuned, and any companies interested in the prliminaries could start a thread here at any time, we will run the prelims through the month of March, then in April we will hold the finals here on

The smartes board known to man OPRANO!!!!!

[DrGuile]

I nominate Mike's wife, and Buff's wife


Yes, Im twisted like that ;)

[gonzo]

Originally posted by LAJ@Feb 3 2005, 12:29 PM
Gonzo gets my vote!!!
Ill have to get a sexy BOA!

[Anthony]

I've got an office chock full of Miami Dolphin Cheerleaders. Hrrrmmmm...

[pushpills]

They could stay in my room, no charge.

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Feb 3 2005, 09:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Feb 3 2005, 09:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Feb 2 2005, 09:27 PM
HP ... that's a really good question ....

I don't dislike anyone enough to want to fight them

it would have to be a comedy fight, because the *only* physical strength I have is flexibility!!!!!

Maybe an FFN vs Skinny Mini tournament :biglaugh:
Yes CJ women are allowed to enter as fighters too ( we have one signed up already) she goes by the name Zombiegirl

also as far as interest, we been leaking this out for a little while without really a big push due to needing to lock down the venue . ( we have several interested parties in conversation but nothing more than that. as we were not prepared to give any specifics as we were trying to drum up and measure the interest level)

Well thanks to the great people at http://www.cybernetexpo.com we were able to secure a venue location.

We met with The principles of cybernet while we were in vegas this year, and had one final meeting with the Hotel last friday, so as of THIS MONDAY we got the final approval, and now we can go after the participants and sponsors full throttle.

We are now going back to the people that showed interest with some details and we will see how it goes from there .

We too are interested to see how this turns out . :D

So if you or any opranouts know of any member of the industry that has an interest at any level, I would love to talk with them at their earliest convience. [/b][/quote]
I'll get in the ring with zombiegirl!

one hand tied behind my back, with pudding involved somehow...

;-)))

[Dravyk]

One question: Where's Sabby?!

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by pushpills@Feb 3 2005, 11:39 AM
They could stay in my room, no charge.
should they bring their strap ons ? LOL ( sorry just had to do it LOL ) B)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 12:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
she is getting her strap on ready for the party in pushpills room after he knocks brandon out !! he will want to celabrate too you know !!!

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Feb 3 2005, 04:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Feb 3 2005, 04:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 12:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
she is getting her strap on ready for the party in pushpills room after he knocks brandon out !! he will want to celabrate too you know !!! [/b][/quote]
LMAO! Joe, you nut! :okthumb:

[Sabby]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 03:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
RING GIRL???

Fuck you!!! I wanna kick ALL your asses!!

LOL



Sabby:)

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Sabby+Feb 3 2005, 04:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Feb 3 2005, 04:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 03:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
RING GIRL???

Fuck you!!! I wanna kick ALL your asses!!

LOL [/b][/quote]
Mmmmm. That would work too! :D

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Sabby+Feb 3 2005, 04:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Feb 3 2005, 04:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 03:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
RING GIRL???

Fuck you!!! I wanna kick ALL your asses!!

LOL



Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
FYI, Sabby
you typoed the word "lick"

;-)))

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Sabby+Feb 3 2005, 01:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sabby @ Feb 3 2005, 01:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 03:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
RING GIRL???

Fuck you!!! I wanna kick ALL your asses!!

LOL



Sabby:) [/b][/quote]
such hostility!!!!

Your with friends.....Vent !!!








then check yr icq LOL


;-)))

[Sabby]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Feb 3 2005, 05:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Feb 3 2005, 05:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Sabby@Feb 3 2005, 01:41 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 03:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
RING GIRL???

Fuck you!!! I wanna kick ALL your asses!!

LOL



Sabby:)
such hostility!!!!

Your with friends.....Vent !!!








then check yr icq LOL


;-))) [/b][/quote]
hahaha

No hostility here I just think it would be FUN!!!

I dont even need to wear boxing gloves I'll just whap you upside the head with these boobs and your down for the count. LOL.

Too bad I cant go though, I'll have to take a raincheck ;)


Sabby:)

[Peaches]

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Feb 3 2005, 06:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Feb 3 2005, 06:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Sabby@Feb 3 2005, 04:41 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 03:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
RING GIRL???

Fuck you!!! I wanna kick ALL your asses!!

LOL



Sabby:)
FYI, Sabby
you typoed the word "lick"

;-))) [/b][/quote]
You're good! :P

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Peaches+Feb 3 2005, 05:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Feb 3 2005, 05:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by SykkBoy@Feb 3 2005, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Sabby@Feb 3 2005, 04:41 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Feb 3 2005, 03:59 PM
One question: Where's Sabby?!
RING GIRL???

Fuck you!!! I wanna kick ALL your asses!!

LOL



Sabby:)
FYI, Sabby
you typoed the word "lick"

;-)))
You're good! :P [/b][/quote]
practice makes perfect

[Sabby]

Oh you all know I love all you guys... especially Dravyk.

:inlove:

And I would love to be your ring girl too... but I have something really cool I am working on right now and I just cant get away.

I hope you all have a great time :)


Sabby:)

[Vick]

Originally posted by gonzo+Feb 2 2005, 07:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Feb 2 2005, 07:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Feb 2 2005, 05:01 PM
Have the Ring Card girls and sell advertising space on the cards or somewhere
Do I get a discount for coming up with that? If you haven't already B)


Peaches I've met you and I'd like to see you parade :groucho:
Vick thats as good as the guys that came up with that cannonball thing last year.
Whoever thought that up was a fucking genius!!! [/b][/quote]
Word on the street is the guy who came up with the Cannon Ball thing is a Marketing Genius

Also heard tell he is so great at promotions he can start a low budget fun event and turn it one of the best and most sought after events at Webmaster conventions


Now back to advertising through the ring girls??

[grimm]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Feb 2 2005, 09:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Feb 2 2005, 09:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Feb 2 2005, 11:56 PM

Why do the chicks have to carry cards? Can't we enter the fight?! I've done 2 classes of Aikado (at Anthony's recommendation) and I'll be able to knock my opponent out with laughter at how gumby I am!!!!! :P
And who would you choose to fight?

Who would be CJ's bitch? [/b][/quote]
bring it on:)

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Vick+Feb 3 2005, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Feb 3 2005, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by gonzo@Feb 2 2005, 07:18 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Feb 2 2005, 05:01 PM
Have the Ring Card girls and sell advertising space on the cards or somewhere
Do I get a discount for coming up with that? If you haven't already B)


Peaches I've met you and I'd like to see you parade :groucho:
Vick thats as good as the guys that came up with that cannonball thing last year.
Whoever thought that up was a fucking genius!!!
Word on the street is the guy who came up with the Cannon Ball thing is a Marketing Genius

Also heard tell he is so great at promotions he can start a low budget fun event and turn it one of the best and most sought after events at Webmaster conventions


Now back to advertising through the ring girls?? [/b][/quote]
I hear he had a great front man, out getting the sponsors lined up too LOL LOL

We at remotethumbs are honored and proud to carry on the traddition of www.thebellyflop.com

and thanks to all involved that made it what it is in the beginning!

and thanks to MikeAI fror allowing us to be the ones that the torch got passed to.
We hope to see much Oprano involvement in this years swaray.... :D

[Opti]

Originally posted by cj@Feb 3 2005, 02:56 PM
Just be careful of Opti's pick up lines ... they'll knock you on your ass

"You're not as hot as I thought you'd be" was the first sentence he ever said to me
at least I am not the one it worked on! ;-))


Bellyflopping.. Boxing Matches and Chick Fights!! YAY

Every conference will soon want the Oprano Webmaster Circus!

Webmaster Puppet shows would pull! Can anyone here tie their dick in a knot?

[punkerbarbie]

Holy Crap im not shor if i want to enter to fight and put my boxing moves to the test ( been taking classes 2-3 times a week for a while now) or be a ring girl and show off the tight bod i've been getting from boxing LOL

[DrGuile]

Originally posted by punkerbarbie@Feb 4 2005, 01:40 PM
Holy Crap im not shor if i want to enter to fight and put my boxing moves to the test ( been taking classes 2-3 times a week for a while now) or be a ring girl and show off the tight bod i've been getting from boxing LOL
talk about win-win....

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by punkerbarbie@Feb 4 2005, 10:40 AM
Holy Crap im not shor if i want to enter to fight and put my boxing moves to the test ( been taking classes 2-3 times a week for a while now) or be a ring girl and show off the tight bod i've been getting from boxing LOL
We have a girl in as a fighter she is 100 LBs and if you are interested in fighting we can put you in something sexy to show your bod too, so that solve the dilema?

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Opti@Feb 4 2005, 01:22 PM
Webmaster Puppet shows would pull!
Yeah, but we'd have to let rhymer/Jspringer back in here. Can't do the puppet show without the puppet, ya know ? :unsure:

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Opti+Feb 4 2005, 10:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Opti @ Feb 4 2005, 10:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Feb 3 2005, 02:56 PM
Just be careful of Opti's pick up lines ... they'll knock you on your ass

"You're not as hot as I thought you'd be" was the first sentence he ever said to me
at least I am not the one it worked on! ;-))


Bellyflopping.. Boxing Matches and Chick Fights!! YAY

Every conference will soon want the Oprano Webmaster Circus!

Webmaster Puppet shows would pull! Can anyone here tie their dick in a knot? [/b][/quote]
You forgot dodgeball

yeah this boring stuff may not be like the days of hookers and drugs prevailing at the shows, and total displays of nudity and debauchary, but hey it is a new world, and some poeple with familys might like these partcipating physical fitness FUN FOR ALL events instead of constant hangovers and worries about not using rubbers ???
just a thought from one of the circus conductors :D

I really get a laugh when I hear how bad this is for our industry LOL LOL
not like auto rebills, and chairs going of balconies or constant cops being called to raid room parties was doing any of that already LOL LOL