My lil hometown...

[XXXPhoto]

Nice to know some things never change in small town...

http://springfield.news-leader.com/news/to...igh-274889.html (http://springfield.news-leader.com/news/today/0114-BriefsFigh-274889.html)

[JoesHO]

LOL, growing up in the midwest myself, I seen a fight where a guy got his finger bitten off ....

[pushpills]

Damn, I really haven't seen any really great fights.

[Nickatilynx]

ahahahahahaha , nasty!!!

Ant read me this excerpt from a book on selfdefense once where they recommened throwing a cat , if one was handy, at an attacker.


Seems a flying cat is a very dangerous weapon.

[Dravyk]

Everbody now:

Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learnt everything that we know
Cause the movies teach us what parents don't have time to say!
And this movie's gonna make our lives complete.
Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweeeeet!
Thank god we live in a quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white trash mountain tooowwwwn!!!

[corvett]

my freshman year at ASU, there was a fight in the halls at about 2AM where one crazy guy from NY bit the ear off another guy, then ran off and hid in a bush until the next morning, thinking the cops were looking for him...they settled a few months later for 3K, could not get the ear back on to stay, the earless guy bought a jeep, then (no insurance) totaled it 3 weeks later

guy had a lot of bad luck

[TondaB]

You might be a redneck if...

LOL Thanks for the article...reminds me of back home:)

[NickPapageorgio]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 14 2005, 09:30 AM
ahahahahahaha , nasty!!!

Ant read me this excerpt from a book on selfdefense once where they recommened throwing a cat , if one was handy, at an attacker.


Seems a flying cat is a very dangerous weapon.
I learned the "cat" technique at a very young age whilst tormenting my mothers feline with a stick with no shirt on. Scratches all the way down my back from where it decided it had had enough and it was time to "rock climb" me.

[Dravyk]

Some drunken friends and I decided many moons ago, the only way to get a busy bartender to notice you need another drink is to lob a toaster at their head.

[TondaB]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Jan 14 2005, 02:18 PM
Some drunken friends and I decided many moons ago, the only way to get a busy bartender to notice you need another drink is to lob a toaster at their head.
Or you could do like Gabe did at the Venetian circle bar a couple years ago and throw a pen at them! LOL

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by corvett@Jan 14 2005, 11:22 AM
my freshman year at ASU, there was a fight in the halls at about 2AM where one crazy guy from NY bit the ear off another guy, then ran off and hid in a bush until the next morning, thinking the cops were looking for him...they settled a few months later for 3K, could not get the ear back on to stay, the earless guy bought a jeep, then (no insurance) totaled it 3 weeks later

guy had a lot of bad luck
and a shitty lawyer too it sounds like

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Jan 14 2005, 05:18 PM
Some drunken friends and I decided many moons ago, the only way to get a busy bartender to notice you need another drink is to lob a toaster at their head.
How is Ulfie?

[Peaches]

Originally posted by TondaB+Jan 14 2005, 07:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TondaB @ Jan 14 2005, 07:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Jan 14 2005, 02:18 PM
Some drunken friends and I decided many moons ago, the only way to get a busy bartender to notice you need another drink is to lob a toaster at their head.
Or you could do like Gabe did at the Venetian circle bar a couple years ago and throw a pen at them! LOL [/b][/quote]
One of my favorite stories ever! :)