Pearls! - From the mouths of Morons!

[Nickatilynx]

We have been neglecting our "Pearls/ Morons" section , I reckon.

So how about I keep this thread "permapinned" , and everytime a member "pearls" a post , if he could cut and paste it in this thread for posterity and potentially award prizes for the best ones?

Hmmmm wheres the page of the old "Top 10" to start it.

[Mike AI]

Great idea.

You should institute a pearl bounty!!

[pushpills]

We're talking about clitorisis, right?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jan 13 2005, 03:33 PM
We're talking about clitorisis, right?
You really are gay , man.

Its called "overcompensation".


:)

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jan 13 2005, 06:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jan 13 2005, 06:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jan 13 2005, 03:33 PM
We're talking about clitorisis, right?
You really are gay , man.

Its called "overcompensation".


:) [/b][/quote]
:o

Really sad that "What Christmas Means To Me" sung by hanson came up on my playlist after I read that. (it's for the holidays damnit).

[HoneyBlond]

Ye Ol' Top Ten Pearls (http://www.oprano.com/survey.html)
Good Idea Nick
:okthumb:

[cj]

and the vault .....

http://www.oprano.com/pearls.html

funnily enough, its linked from the front page of oprano :rolleyes:

:bjump:

Nick, I think it would be a good idea to open it up to pearls AND 'morons chair' too :okthumb:

[TheEnforcer]

hahaha.. Nick just got :burn: by the lovely cj!! :lol:

[Lee]

Originally posted by cj@Jan 13 2005, 04:54 PM
Nick, I think it would be a good idea to open it up to pearls AND 'morons chair' too :okthumb:
Why give Pushpills his own page and not everyone else?

[cj]

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Jan 13 2005, 08:09 PM
hahaha.. Nick just got :burn: by the lovely cj!! :lol:
LMAO!!!

I didn't actually mean that as a burn!! it was 2 separate statements!

oops, sorry nick :rolleyes:

[grimm]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jan 13 2005, 04:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jan 13 2005, 04:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jan 13 2005, 03:33 PM
We're talking about clitorisis, right?
You really are gay , man.

Its called "overcompensation".


:) [/b][/quote]
haha word.

pushpills thinks the clitoris is the name of the new hybrid toyota:)

[grimm]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jan 13 2005, 04:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jan 13 2005, 04:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 13 2005, 06:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jan 13 2005, 03:33 PM
We're talking about clitorisis, right?
You really are gay , man.

Its called "overcompensation".


:)
:o

Really sad that "What Christmas Means To Me" sung by hanson came up on my playlist after I read that. (it's for the holidays damnit). [/b][/quote]
Im pretty sure Taylor Hanson's a guy, Quagmire.

[Nickatilynx]

OK...this Becomes the Official Pearls / Morons Thread..

When A post is made elsewhere that is either stunningly insiteful , or mind numbingly dumb , please take the time to cut and paste it and post it here :)

The previous top 10...


10 " always thought being nice to everyone just left you broke with a very sore rectum "- Cleo
9 " it's the adult web business baby, where "send me some traffic? means FUCK YOU! "- KB
8 " Compliments are nice for the ego but mean nothing to your bottom line. " - Mutt
7 " The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done". " - Dokk
6 " Political Correctness is a disease. It is the removal of all common sense. " - Wig
5 " Success is a journey, not a destination " - Mike AI
4 " Serge without a board is like a pencil without lead...pointless ;)) " - Nickatilynx
3 " assumption is the mother of all fuckups.... " - BoredFold
2 " Find demand, find how to fulfill it with other people efforts and you have it made." - Serge
1 " Numbers I trust - People I don't! " - Webfather

[Biggy]

"Numbers I trust - People I don't!" - Webfather

i swear i was about to make a thread about this maybe a week ago ;)

i've transformed it into this "People lie, numbers don't."

of course you have to make sure the #s are audited correctly.

[grimm]

Originally posted by Biggy@Jan 14 2005, 03:13 PM
"Numbers I trust - People I don't!" - Webfather

i swear i was about to make a thread about this maybe a week ago ;)

i've transformed it into this "People lie, numbers don't."

of course you have to make sure the #s are audited correctly.
isnt that in a commercial for a new cbs show i had to see 100 times over the last two days?:)

[CuriousToyBoy]

Wasn't the old ScottPB line about one good webmaster in that list once before ??

Anyway, Vick's post of a few weeks before Xmas, where I first heard the term coined "webhamster" deserves something. Never a truer word spoken - in jest or otherwise.

Oh, and the success quote from Mike A1? Crediting that to him is called breach of copyright - it's been on desk calendars since Noah was a boy.

And Gonzo lording over the crowd at the Excalibur Krispy Kreme saying "Let them eat donuts" deserves an honorable mention even though it wasn't posted.

:ph34r:

[cj]

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy@Jan 17 2005, 12:47 AM
And Gonzo lording over the crowd at the Excalibur Krispy Kreme saying "Let them eat donuts" deserves an honorable mention even though it wasn't posted.

:ph34r:
hhahahahahahahahahhahaa

[grimm]

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy@Jan 16 2005, 09:47 PM
Wasn't the old ScottPB line about one good webmaster in that list once before ??

Anyway, Vick's post of a few weeks before Xmas, where I first heard the term coined "webhamster" deserves something. Never a truer word spoken - in jest or otherwise.

Oh, and the success quote from Mike A1? Crediting that to him is called breach of copyright - it's been on desk calendars since Noah was a boy.

And Gonzo lording over the crowd at the Excalibur Krispy Kreme saying "Let them eat donuts" deserves an honorable mention even though it wasn't posted.

:ph34r:
I used to own webhamster.com... way back when, never did anything with it, let it expire:)

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by cj+Jan 16 2005, 10:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jan 16 2005, 10:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CuriousToyBoy@Jan 17 2005, 12:47 AM
And Gonzo lording over the crowd at the Excalibur Krispy Kreme saying "Let them eat donuts" deserves an honorable mention even though it wasn't posted.

:ph34r:
hhahahahahahahahahhahaa [/b][/quote]
ahyahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by grimm+Jan 17 2005, 04:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Jan 17 2005, 04:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-CuriousToyBoy@Jan 16 2005, 09:47 PM
Wasn't the old ScottPB line about one good webmaster in that list once before ??

Anyway, Vick's post of a few weeks before Xmas, where I first heard the term coined "webhamster" deserves something. Never a truer word spoken - in jest or otherwise.

Oh, and the success quote from Mike A1? Crediting that to him is called breach of copyright - it's been on desk calendars since Noah was a boy.

And Gonzo lording over the crowd at the Excalibur Krispy Kreme saying "Let them eat donuts" deserves an honorable mention even though it wasn't posted.

:ph34r:
I used to own webhamster.com... way back when, never did anything with it, let it expire:) [/b][/quote]
Cool mate - I reckon it should be coined though, whoever was responsible ;-)

BTW, great to meet you at last also.

Next year, football as well, OK?

:ph34r:

[Nickatilynx]

Well Vick typoed it/coined it here...

But I do know that Scott used to call his juniour staff Hamster No1 etc etc... LOL

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 17 2005, 04:47 PM
Well Vick typoed it/coined it here...

But I do know that Scott used to call his juniour staff Hamster No1 etc etc... LOL

Yep, my thoughts exactly.

Most of Scott's staff in the old days were ALL numbers and not names.

#7 and #11 still answer to that more likely than their names, in fact I knew #11 for a year before I actually found out his name.

He was not a big fan in the early days of anyone knowing anything or anybody - they were not even allowed to call themselves anything but their number - hence the number scheme.

He had some *brilliant* management strategies way back when.

:ph34r: