Vick
12-24-2004, 03:55 PM
Fuck your Christmas, your stupid road clogging, no driving, mall filling, accident having, idiot yuletide cocksuckers
Keep your outdated ignorant Christan holidays
Keep the obligations and missed expectations
The repeated pains in the ass, the relatives and assorted others who I don't want to see any day much less one where I have to drive to be here at that time and there at another time
Bah Humbug doesn't even begin to express the hate and loathing I have for your artificial bullshit holiday
May you all get stale fruitcake and have a live nativity scene shit all over your lawn. May all your garish, tacky lights short circuit
Your Christ is a myth (if not he certainly wasn't born December 25th) and the holiday is bogus
Your holiday sucks, stop trying to ram in down everyone's throat
Let everyone keep this time of year in their own way
Now get the fuck off the road, out of my way and go suck your nasty cheap eggnog until you find some artificial cheer
The only redeeming thing in this cocksucking shitty holiday is seeing my 3 year young son light up
In fact it isn't even a cocksucking holiday as cocksucking is a good thing and Christmas is a very bad thing!
Keep your outdated ignorant Christan holidays
Keep the obligations and missed expectations
The repeated pains in the ass, the relatives and assorted others who I don't want to see any day much less one where I have to drive to be here at that time and there at another time
Bah Humbug doesn't even begin to express the hate and loathing I have for your artificial bullshit holiday
May you all get stale fruitcake and have a live nativity scene shit all over your lawn. May all your garish, tacky lights short circuit
Your Christ is a myth (if not he certainly wasn't born December 25th) and the holiday is bogus
Your holiday sucks, stop trying to ram in down everyone's throat
Let everyone keep this time of year in their own way
Now get the fuck off the road, out of my way and go suck your nasty cheap eggnog until you find some artificial cheer
The only redeeming thing in this cocksucking shitty holiday is seeing my 3 year young son light up
In fact it isn't even a cocksucking holiday as cocksucking is a good thing and Christmas is a very bad thing!