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Nickatilynx
12-24-2004, 11:35 AM
To date , under the new regime , NO ONE has been banned.
Nope , not even the latest reincarnation of Springer. He wasn't banned
He was run off!!!!
I , personally , and I know gonzo agrees , far prefer the "Run the wanker off the board with its tail between its legs" a la Springer.
Over the , " he/she is a dickhead" , ban them.
Any thoughts?
JoesHO
12-24-2004, 12:53 PM
I agree, banning is a sign of impotence, ( unless of cours they cros s certain lines)
pushpills
12-24-2004, 01:18 PM
When my gf gets back I'm gonna ask you guys to ban her ip, she's been reading my board posts while snowed in in Indiana!
Anyone know how I can block an ip on someones router? Is that possible? I wanna block gfy on her network...
juliansosa
12-24-2004, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by pushpills@Dec 24 2004, 10:19 AM
When my gf gets back I'm gonna ask you guys to ban her ip, she's been reading my board posts while snowed in in Indiana!
Anyone know how I can block an ip on someones router? Is that possible? I wanna block gfy on her network...
If you have access to her machine you can edit the host file located at
Windows XP = C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
Windows 2K = C:\WINNT\SYSTEM32\DRIVERS\ETC
Win 98\ME = C:\WINDOWS
add
127.0.0.1 gofuckyourself.com
127.0.0.1 oprano.com
Hell Puppy
12-24-2004, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by pushpills@Dec 24 2004, 01:19 PM
When my gf gets back I'm gonna ask you guys to ban her ip, she's been reading my board posts while snowed in in Indiana!
Anyone know how I can block an ip on someones router? Is that possible? I wanna block gfy on her network...
There are a couple of ways to do this.
I'll post some after I get done laughing and wipe the tears from my eyes....
:D
Dravyk
12-24-2004, 05:02 PM
You know, this seems logical Nick. At first.
But then one reads a thread, oh, let's say the new one by m00d or whatever ... Flashbacks of all the many posts by many wankers and psychopaths start flooding one's mind ...
So, on second thought. Nope. Not only do some people need to be banned, but some folks are either too stupid or too much glutton for punishment to be able to be run off.
Another thought ... get an ignore feature added to this board and each of us can make our own decisions on a case-by-psycho, er, case basis.
Hell Puppy
12-24-2004, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by pushpills@Dec 24 2004, 01:19 PM
When my gf gets back I'm gonna ask you guys to ban her ip, she's been reading my board posts while snowed in in Indiana!
Anyone know how I can block an ip on someones router? Is that possible? I wanna block gfy on her network...
Ok, i've got myself together enough to type again....
Here are probably the two easiest ways to do it:
1) Go into her hosts file and put in entries for any domains you do not want her to get to and give them either an invalid IP or map them to go to one of your favorite tranny sites. Use an invalid IP so she'll just get a 404 if you wanna be "discreet" about having messed with it. I had to use this technique recently to ween GonZo off of blumpkin sites.
2) If you have the password to her router, go in and hit the static routing table. Enter the IPs you do not wish her to reach and basically hose 'em. Sending them to an unreachable gateway will do the trick nicely.
sarettah
12-24-2004, 06:04 PM
Of course, if she is reading this then she will now know how to undo the changes...
And Grogan, what give you the right to keep her from anywhere on the internet ?
If you want that kind of power, marry her....... :yowsa:
CuriousToyBoy
12-25-2004, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 25 2004, 09:05 AM
Of course, if she is reading this then she will now know how to undo the changes...
And Grogan, what give you the right to keep her from anywhere on the internet ?
If you want that kind of power, marry her....... :yowsa:
I, unfortunately, from personal and VERY expensive experience know that NOT to be true.
An engagement ring may have the desired effect for a time, but as soon as the band on the finger and the "I do" happens along, any power assumed previously is removed fortwith upon return from Honeymoon.
"You can't do that" or "NO, I don't want to" from you is quickly replaced by "Yes dear".
I won't be getting married again in any hurry.
And my advice dude? Just don't post shit you don't want her to read, or trade her in.
ONLY follow the second option IF you can afford a newer model. Think about it.
He he.
:ph34r:
Nickatilynx
12-25-2004, 05:25 PM
Let her post here.
But we insist on pics of her tits! :)
pearl noir studio
12-26-2004, 09:06 AM
that is cool. I hate those boards that are banning people just for saying shit, On the other hand if it is really going to get out of hand it can be handy. <_<
Nickatilynx
12-26-2004, 11:39 AM
Banning IS a tool.
But it should be used as a scalpel rather than a sledgehammer.
If a real dick , as Dravyk describes , just will not be run off and is disturbing the board members , I think gonzo and I would certainly ban.Only asfter exploring other remedies though
CuriousToyBoy
12-26-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 27 2004, 02:40 AM
Only asfter exploring other remedies though
Nick,
If they are old school remedies I want video.
:P
TheEnforcer
12-27-2004, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Dec 24 2004, 04:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Dec 24 2004, 04:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Dec 24 2004, 01:19 PM
When my gf gets back I'm gonna ask you guys to ban her ip, she's been reading my board posts while snowed in in Indiana!
Anyone know how I can block an ip on someones router? Is that possible? I wanna block gfy on her network...
There are a couple of ways to do this.
I'll post some after I get done laughing and wipe the tears from my eyes....
:D [/b][/quote]
:okthumb:
Nickatilynx
12-27-2004, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy+Dec 26 2004, 01:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CuriousToyBoy @ Dec 26 2004, 01:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Dec 27 2004, 02:40 AM
Only asfter exploring other remedies though
Nick,
If they are old school remedies I want video.
:P [/b][/quote]
I never banned anyone in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em.
;-)))
Evil Chris
12-27-2004, 01:48 PM
I just like to see Nick post things like:
"dance monkey-man!! dance!!!" :lol:
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