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JMM
12-09-2004, 08:18 PM
Well well well..look what the cat shit out of his ass!

It's my old pal Graham the suitcase pimp showing everyone how he wins friends and influences people.

What's the matter Graham, is it a slow day in the "whoring out your wife" business?

I hear you are telling people that you "got the goods" on me. Well Graham, spill it, I would love to hear what those good actually are!

I also understand you seem to think I am afraid of you. I had a great time bitch slapping your suitcase pimp ass before, and I am looking forward to doing it again.

Winetalk.com
12-09-2004, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by JMM@Dec 9 2004, 08:19 PM
Well well well..look what the cat shit out of his ass!

It's my old pal Graham the suitcase pimp showing everyone how he wins friends and influences people.

What's the matter Graham, is it a slow day in the "whoring out your wife" business?

I hear you are telling people that you "got the goods" on me. Well Graham, spill it, I would love to hear what those good actually are!

I also understand you seem to think I am afraid of you. I had a great time bitch slapping your suitcase pimp ass before, and I am looking forward to doing it again.
JMM,
in your professional opinion, is this erected cock big?
;_))

http://www.ffstockings.com/julia/photos/images/porch1p.jpg

Diamond Jim
12-09-2004, 08:25 PM
Vicious...just vicious... :lol:

Not many people lay the smack down like JMM....this will get good if "ryhmer" ever dares show his face again...

JMM
12-09-2004, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Dec 9 2004, 05:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Dec 9 2004, 05:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JMM@Dec 9 2004, 08:19 PM
Well well well..look what the cat shit out of his ass!

It's my old pal Graham the suitcase pimp showing everyone how he wins friends and influences people.

What's the matter Graham, is it a slow day in the "whoring out your wife" business?

I hear you are telling people that you "got the goods" on me. Well Graham, spill it, I would love to hear what those good actually are!

I also understand you seem to think I am afraid of you. I had a great time bitch slapping your suitcase pimp ass before, and I am looking forward to doing it again.
JMM,
in your professional opinion, is this erected cock big?
;_))

http://www.ffstockings.com/julia/photos/images/porch1p.jpg [/b][/quote]
I really can't tell Serge, her thigh is blocking her cock.

JoesHO
12-09-2004, 08:28 PM
come on man, clue a new guy in, who is whom, here!!!

Winetalk.com
12-09-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by JMM+Dec 9 2004, 08:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JMM @ Dec 9 2004, 08:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 9 2004, 05:21 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JMM@Dec 9 2004, 08:19 PM
Well well well..look what the cat shit out of his ass!

It's my old pal Graham the suitcase pimp showing everyone how he wins friends and influences people.

What's the matter Graham, is it a slow day in the "whoring out your wife" business?

I hear you are telling people that you "got the goods" on me. Well Graham, spill it, I would love to hear what those good actually are!

I also understand you seem to think I am afraid of you. I had a great time bitch slapping your suitcase pimp ass before, and I am looking forward to doing it again.
JMM,
in your professional opinion, is this erected cock big?
;_))

http://www.ffstockings.com/julia/photos/images/porch1p.jpg
I really can't tell Serge, her thigh is blocking her cock. [/b][/quote]
ahhh...
;-))))

LOL
;-)))

this village idiot INDEED brought a knife to a gun fight
;-))))

glad so see you back, JMM, it's been a while....

Nickatilynx
12-09-2004, 08:33 PM
Joe,

JMM goes way back.

Known to and respected by all (except rhymer/aka springer)

You are fortunate enough to witness a good ol fashioned asskicking.

Rhymer started on peoples wives family etc , therefore..

Under Oprano's "Had it coming" clause he will now receive a damn good beating :)

JoesHO
12-09-2004, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 9 2004, 05:34 PM
Joe,

JMM goes way back.

Known to and respected by all (except rhymer/aka springer)

You are fortunate enough to witness a good ol fashioned asskicking.

Rhymer started on peoples wives family etc , therefore..

Under Oprano's "Had it coming" clause he will now receive a damn good beating :)
What a toole...

and it is my pleasure to meet you of course Mr. JMM

sarettah
12-09-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 08:38 PM
and it is my pleasure to meet you of course Mr. JMM
Never put a fucking "Mr." in front of my name....dammit.


I might just gots to show you my muskels..... :yowsa:

JoesHO
12-09-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by sarettah+Dec 9 2004, 05:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Dec 9 2004, 05:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 08:38 PM
and it is my pleasure to meet you of course Mr. JMM
Never put a fucking "Mr." in front of my name....dammit.


I might just gots to show you my muskels..... :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
I hope to meet you one day sarettah :D

Nickatilynx
12-09-2004, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1+Dec 9 2004, 06:58 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Dec 9 2004, 06:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 9 2004, 05:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 08:38 PM
and it is my pleasure to meet you of course Mr. JMM
Never put a fucking "Mr." in front of my name....dammit.


I might just gots to show you my muskels..... :yowsa:
I hope to meet you one day sarettah :D [/b][/quote]
HOMOS!!!

;-))

sarettah
12-09-2004, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Dec 9 2004, 10:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Dec 9 2004, 10:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 9 2004, 05:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 08:38 PM
and it is my pleasure to meet you of course Mr. JMM
Never put a fucking "Mr." in front of my name....dammit.


I might just gots to show you my muskels..... :yowsa:
I hope to meet you one day sarettah :D
HOMOS!!!

;-)) [/b][/quote]
Now wait just a fucking minute here.

My threatening Joesho with my physique was a macho thing to do, dammit.

Now his reply to me, that was gay.

So please reduce your plural form of HOMOS to just HOMO (singular, non possesive)

Thank you

B)

JoesHO
12-09-2004, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by sarettah+Dec 9 2004, 07:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Dec 9 2004, 07:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 9 2004, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 9 2004, 05:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 08:38 PM
and it is my pleasure to meet you of course Mr. JMM
Never put a fucking "Mr." in front of my name....dammit.


I might just gots to show you my muskels..... :yowsa:
I hope to meet you one day sarettah :D
HOMOS!!!

;-))
Now wait just a fucking minute here.

My threatening Joesho with my physique was a macho thing to do, dammit.

Now his reply to me, that was gay.

So please reduce your plural form of HOMOS to just HOMO (singular, non possesive)

Thank you

B) [/b][/quote]
what is british for Homo?

Lisa
12-09-2004, 10:56 PM
Fag...or poofter...either works, tho you can't smoke the second ;)

JoesHO
12-09-2004, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by Lisa@Dec 9 2004, 07:57 PM
Fag...or poofter...either works, tho you can't smoke the second ;)
Thanks Lisa, and no worries, there will be no pooter smoking going on from me LOL

Lisa
12-09-2004, 11:03 PM
That's pooFter...not pooter...sheesh!

sarettah
12-09-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1+Dec 9 2004, 10:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Dec 9 2004, 10:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lisa@Dec 9 2004, 07:57 PM
Fag...or poofter...either works, tho you can't smoke the second ;)
Thanks Lisa, and no worries, there will be no pooter smoking going on from me LOL [/b][/quote]
Hey you poofter.... You want to go down to the corner and suck a fag ?? :yowsa:

Timon
12-09-2004, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by sarettah+Dec 9 2004, 10:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Dec 9 2004, 10:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 9 2004, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by sarettah@Dec 9 2004, 05:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 08:38 PM
and it is my pleasure to meet you of course Mr. JMM
Never put a fucking "Mr." in front of my name....dammit.


I might just gots to show you my muskels..... :yowsa:
I hope to meet you one day sarettah :D
HOMOS!!!

;-))
Now wait just a fucking minute here.

My threatening Joesho with my physique was a macho thing to do, dammit.

Now his reply to me, that was gay.

So please reduce your plural form of HOMOS to just HOMO (singular, non possesive)

Thank you

B)[/b][/quote]
FUDGEPACKERS!!

SykkBoy
12-10-2004, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Dec 9 2004, 10:53 PM
what is british for Homo?
Nickatilynx

Opti
12-10-2004, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Dec 10 2004, 01:53 PM
what is british for Homo?
Shirt Lifter
Poodle Walker
Purse Carrier
Nancy Boy
Pillow Biter
Blouse

:groucho:

Timon
12-10-2004, 04:14 AM
I think it's "batty boy" these days.

Vick
12-10-2004, 06:10 AM
:wnw: JMM


Hot like wasabi when JMM busts rhymer
Just like an old timer
'cause your JMM's about value
Graham tries to get mad hits
Tries to match wits,
Tries to bullshit
but JMM bitch slaps you



Welcome back to the jungle JMM

JMM
12-10-2004, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by Vick@Dec 10 2004, 03:11 AM
:wnw: JMM


Hot like wasabi when JMM busts rhymer
Just like an old timer
'cause your JMM's about value
Graham tries to get mad hits
Tries to match wits,
Tries to bullshit
but JMM bitch slaps you



Welcome back to the jungle JMM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perfect!!!!

I'm more of a poet than a song writer. I posted this on another thread but I'll post it again for maximum exposure:

By introduction, I'm a cracker named Graham
My wife, I let other guys slam
I whore out my wife
To sustain my rich life
But Oprano now knows I'm a sham


Vick, we should find a coffee house in Vegas to perform our work. I'll bring the bongos.

Vick
12-10-2004, 10:07 AM
ah ha ha ha

It's a pleasure to see JMM

Bring the bongo's, I'll order up a couple double espressos

Nickatilynx
12-10-2004, 10:18 AM
( clicking his fingers and nodding sagely , whilst , fingering his goatee , and trouser cuff dusting his opera slippers)

JoesHO
12-10-2004, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Lisa@Dec 9 2004, 08:04 PM
That's pooFter...not pooter...sheesh!
Well I will be smoking none of those either then LOL

( although I must admit) I have licked an asshole or two in a drunken stupor before LOL ( female however)

JoesHO
12-10-2004, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 10 2004, 07:19 AM
( clicking his fingers and nodding sagely , whilst , fingering his goatee , and trouser cuff dusting his opera slippers)
it's all about the show tunes..... :inlove: :inlove:

JMM
12-10-2004, 10:34 AM
If any of you homo's touch my stuff, I'll kill you.

JoesHO
12-10-2004, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by JMM@Dec 10 2004, 07:35 AM
If any of you homo's touch my stuff, I'll kill you.
if you call me francis again , I'll kill ya!!!!

Anthony
12-10-2004, 10:44 AM
Nice!

Good to see ya back JMM!

JR
12-10-2004, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by JMM@Dec 10 2004, 07:35 AM
If any of you homo's touch my stuff, I'll kill you.
haha.

great movie.



good to see you around! i miss your wit.

JMM
12-10-2004, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Anthony@Dec 10 2004, 07:45 AM
Nice!

Good to see ya back JMM!
Well it's GREAT to be back!

Never really left, just been lurking for a while, but now I see that I need more balance in my life, and this is just the thing!

And to think..I owe my awakening to my good buddy Graham.

Opti
12-10-2004, 09:09 PM
How much for the wife? Id hit it :D

(well maybe not... but if the price is right ya never know)

Sabby
12-11-2004, 03:41 AM
Nice find JMM :okthumb:

LOL.

I miss you sweetie, how ya been?


Sabby:)