Top 10 Things Straight Guys Need To Know About

[Lee]

10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

5. we think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!

[Nickatilynx]

Re point 1 - Opti thinks you do.
Re point 3 - Oh dear.Certain members of this board know who they are :)

[Lee]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2004, 04:06 PM
Re point 1 - Opti thinks you do.
Re point 3 - Oh dear.Certain members of this board know who they are :)
Answer 1) im pleading the 5th ;)

Answer 2) Do tell :groucho:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2004, 07:06 PM
Re point 1 - Opti thinks you do.
Re point 3 - Oh dear.Certain members of this board know who they are :)
Speaking of gay...

You have icq girlfriend (we need a smiley that does the "snap") :yowsa:

[Lee]

http://www.webmastersanonymous.com/images/smilies/gay.gif

;)

[JoesHO]

gay guys always want the stright guys, it is like us straight guys trying to convert lesbians, we always want to do it, ( even if they are ugly in some cases just for the conquest) :D

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Lee@Dec 3 2004, 06:47 PM
10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

5. we think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!



:lol:

:okthumb:

[Rolo]

Originally posted by Lee@Dec 3 2004, 03:47 PM
1. Relax, we don't want you!
Top 10 Things Gay Guys Need To Know About...

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10. We do not blame you for inventing disco music, but for playing it.

9. Ricky who? If it is in the music business, and it doesn´t have boobs, then we do not know it´s last name.

8. Yes, we look good in black.

7. We like the idea about bisexual women like Anne Heche - our 3some fantasies would be boring without some hot girl/girl action.

6. A good way to avoid the military or public office (ex. as governor) is to act really gay, so someones "gaydar" will go off and disqualify you - never fails.

5. We think the word "cute" should only be used to describe children, small animals or women. Our cars comes with great names like "Odyssey" or "Ford Harley-Davidson F-350 Super Duty"!

4. Men are easy, so ofcourse Melissa Etheridge could find another sucker, if she wanted too.

3. Men using two or more hair products have so far been labeled "Metrosexuals" - we have not decided if we should treat them as outcast yet.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, then she is not hot anymore... we like 18-21 year old girls in miniskirts with funny accents.

And, the number one thing that gay guys need to know about straight guys is...

1. Relax, we are actually happy that you are gay, since it gives us the impression that it leaves more straight and bisexual women to us :cdance:

[Lee]

Originally posted by Rolo+Dec 3 2004, 05:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rolo @ Dec 3 2004, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Dec 3 2004, 03:47 PM
1. Relax, we don't want you!
Top 10 Things Gay Guys Need To Know About...

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10. We do not blame you for inventing disco music, but for playing it.

9. Ricky who? If it is in the music business, and it doesn´t have boobs, then we do not know it´s last name.

8. Yes, we look good in black.

7. We like the idea about bisexual women like Anne Heche - our 3some fantasies would be boring without some hot girl/girl action.

6. A good way to avoid the military or public office (ex. as governor) is to act really gay, so someones "gaydar" will go off and disqualify you - never fails.

5. We think the word "cute" should only be used to describe children, small animals or women. Our cars comes with great names like "Odyssey" or "Ford Harley-Davidson F-350 Super Duty"!

4. Men are easy, so ofcourse Melissa Etheridge could find another sucker, if she wanted too.

3. Men using two or more hair products have so far been labeled "Metrosexuals" - we have not decided if we should treat them as outcast yet.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, then she is not hot anymore... we like 18-21 year old girls in miniskirts with funny accents.

And, the number one thing that gay guys need to know about straight guys is...

1. Relax, we are actually happy that you are gay, since it gives us the impression that it leaves more straight and bisexual women to us :cdance: [/b][/quote]
LMFAO

Nice list :wnw:

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Lee+Dec 3 2004, 08:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lee @ Dec 3 2004, 08:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Rolo@Dec 3 2004, 05:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Dec 3 2004, 03:47 PM
1. Relax, we don't want you!
Top 10 Things Gay Guys Need To Know About...

----

10. We do not blame you for inventing disco music, but for playing it.

9. Ricky who? If it is in the music business, and it doesn´t have boobs, then we do not know it´s last name.

8. Yes, we look good in black.

7. We like the idea about bisexual women like Anne Heche - our 3some fantasies would be boring without some hot girl/girl action.

6. A good way to avoid the military or public office (ex. as governor) is to act really gay, so someones "gaydar" will go off and disqualify you - never fails.

5. We think the word "cute" should only be used to describe children, small animals or women. Our cars comes with great names like "Odyssey" or "Ford Harley-Davidson F-350 Super Duty"!

4. Men are easy, so ofcourse Melissa Etheridge could find another sucker, if she wanted too.

3. Men using two or more hair products have so far been labeled "Metrosexuals" - we have not decided if we should treat them as outcast yet.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, then she is not hot anymore... we like 18-21 year old girls in miniskirts with funny accents.

And, the number one thing that gay guys need to know about straight guys is...

1. Relax, we are actually happy that you are gay, since it gives us the impression that it leaves more straight and bisexual women to us :cdance:
LMFAO

Nice list :wnw: [/b][/quote]



HAHAHA VERY NICE!!

[gigi]

Originally posted by Rolo+Dec 3 2004, 05:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rolo @ Dec 3 2004, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Dec 3 2004, 03:47 PM
1. Relax, we don't want you!
Top 10 Things Gay Guys Need To Know About...

----

10. We do not blame you for inventing disco music, but for playing it.

9. Ricky who? If it is in the music business, and it doesn´t have boobs, then we do not know it´s last name.

8. Yes, we look good in black.

7. We like the idea about bisexual women like Anne Heche - our 3some fantasies would be boring without some hot girl/girl action.

6. A good way to avoid the military or public office (ex. as governor) is to act really gay, so someones "gaydar" will go off and disqualify you - never fails.

5. We think the word "cute" should only be used to describe children, small animals or women. Our cars comes with great names like "Odyssey" or "Ford Harley-Davidson F-350 Super Duty"!

4. Men are easy, so ofcourse Melissa Etheridge could find another sucker, if she wanted too.

3. Men using two or more hair products have so far been labeled "Metrosexuals" - we have not decided if we should treat them as outcast yet.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, then she is not hot anymore... we like 18-21 year old girls in miniskirts with funny accents.

And, the number one thing that gay guys need to know about straight guys is...

1. Relax, we are actually happy that you are gay, since it gives us the impression that it leaves more straight and bisexual women to us :cdance: [/b][/quote]
hahahaha, well done, Rolo!

:rokk:

[Nickatilynx]

good retort , rolo!!!

ahahahahahahaha

[gonzo]

Lee - I dont know why everybody whines about you on the Zoo that was some funny shit.

Rolo--- you need to hang with JR you guys could cook up some real funny shit!

[Lee]

Originally posted by gonzo@Dec 3 2004, 06:40 PM
Lee - I dont know why everybody whines about you on the Zoo that was some funny shit.
You know, i really dont care why LOL

Just so long as they do when i want them to in order to keep bumping threads.. thats fine with me, you may have noticed i only post there when we are pushing a product or service of ours ;)

[Newton]

Congratulations ;) where the fuck did spandex come from though?

[Lee]

Originally posted by Newton - XXXAmigoz@Dec 3 2004, 07:17 PM
Congratulations ;) where the fuck did spandex come from though?
I blame Eddie Murphy ;)

[Lee]

Here are ten more for the straight guys.. courtesy of a community member on GWW :)

10. We Take More Vacations.

9. We Account For 3/4 Of The Worlds Pet Owners And Shoppers.

8. We Get Paid Less ,But Have Less Bills To Pay. - [This is technically wrong as it illegal to pay based on sexual orientation but what the hell]

7. No Messy Divorces Or Custody Battles.

6. Straights Give Us Something To "Critique" So Please Don't Change.

5. We Have 2 Political Parties "Abercrombie & Fitch" & "Dockers"

4. We Get Laid More , Which Would Account For More Straight Porn
Sites Than Gay.

3. The "Winter-Olympics" Are Our "Super-Bowl" The "Oscars" Are Our
"Miss-America" And "Will & Grace" Is "Bowling" Thursday Night.

2. No Matter What You Wear , We Will Always Look Better In It.

1. At Some Point In Your Life You Will Come Into Contact With
Someone "Gay"...And Like Them!

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Lee@Dec 3 2004, 06:47 PM
10. We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.

9. We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.

8. We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.

7. We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.

6. Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.

5. we think your mini-vans are sooo cute!

4. David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.

3. If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.

2. If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.

And, the number one thing that straight guys need to know about gay guys is...

1. Relax, we don't want you!
I think I'm gay.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2004, 07:06 PM

Re point 3 - Oh dear.Certain members of this board know who they are :)
Sure ain't me.

[Vick]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 3 2004, 07:06 PM
Re point 1 - Opti thinks you do.
Re point 3 - Oh dear.Certain members of this board know who they are :)
That is absolutely hilarious Lee
This whole thread is jocularitious


Ah ..... More confessions and more than you'll ever want to know
I use 2 or more hair care products at the same time :awinky:

I was metro before there was metro

I was a "glam fag" - which has nothing to do with sexual orientation but everything to do with having the Motley Crue/Poison look in the 80's. Clothes from Rave, hair 6 inches in the air, bad cheap make up
- and yes girls loved it

I'm 43 with a 21 year YOUNG girlfriend, to screw up everyone's math
You won't believe how many times 43 can go into 21 :groucho:


Edited to add - I also was a fag hag
Spent an entire summer hanging out with gay chicks
we drank a lot of bad red wine, they took me to their parent's homes for Holidays (I was the great straight hope for the parents), saw bad artsy films, smoked cigars topless, went clubbing, dining out and so on and so forth
It was a good time

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Vick@Dec 4 2004, 04:35 AM
You won't believe how many times 43 can go into 21 :groucho:
Damn, you figured out how to combine Math and sex jokes. The revolution has begun.

[Vick]

Originally posted by Colin+Dec 4 2004, 04:37 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Dec 4 2004, 04:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Dec 4 2004, 04:35 AM
You won't believe how many times 43 can go into 21 :groucho:
Damn, you figured out how to combine Math and sex jokes. The revolution has begun. [/b][/quote]
:lol:


I'd offer to lend you my hair care products but .... :yowsa:

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Vick+Dec 4 2004, 01:40 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Dec 4 2004, 01:40 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Colin@Dec 4 2004, 04:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Dec 4 2004, 04:35 AM
You won't believe how many times 43 can go into 21 :groucho:
Damn, you figured out how to combine Math and sex jokes. The revolution has begun.
:lol:


I'd offer to lend you my hair care products but .... :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
LOL LOL ..... shaved is a lifestyle choice... ( bald is a medical condition just so we are clear LOL

[sarettah]

This thread rates as :

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On the Oprano Gay Meter........ :yowsa:

[PornoDoggy]

Without a single mention of accessories, I question the validity of those lists ...

[Lee]

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Dec 4 2004, 08:59 AM
Without a single mention of accessories, I question the validity of those lists ...
Accessories are for women ;)

[Lee]

Now lets see how well this thread goes over at The Zoo :groucho:

[Mike AI]

Vick you really need to get a trip to NO soon.....

[Vick]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 4 2004, 03:31 PM
Vick you really need to get a trip to NO soon.....
Mike

I think Chrissy and I are coming to NO soon (Chrissy has never been to NO)
We are looking at January 18 to January 22

We definitely want to see you, Katie, Billy Angel and Stan

Maybe we can get you all to go to Coop's for lunch one day

Will get in touch with you before we go

Maybe we can get Serge and LL to come down to NO too.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Dec 4 2004, 07:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Dec 4 2004, 07:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Vick@Dec 4 2004, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Colin@Dec 4 2004, 04:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Dec 4 2004, 04:35 AM
You won't believe how many times 43 can go into 21 :groucho:
Damn, you figured out how to combine Math and sex jokes. The revolution has begun.
:lol:


I'd offer to lend you my hair care products but .... :yowsa:
LOL LOL ..... shaved is a lifestyle choice... ( bald is a medical condition just so we are clear LOL [/b][/quote]
bald guys always say that ;-))))

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Dec 4 2004, 05:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Dec 4 2004, 05:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by JoesHO1@Dec 4 2004, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by Vick@Dec 4 2004, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Colin@Dec 4 2004, 04:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Dec 4 2004, 04:35 AM
You won't believe how many times 43 can go into 21 :groucho:
Damn, you figured out how to combine Math and sex jokes. The revolution has begun.
:lol:


I'd offer to lend you my hair care products but .... :yowsa:
LOL LOL ..... shaved is a lifestyle choice... ( bald is a medical condition just so we are clear LOL
bald guys always say that ;-)))) [/b][/quote]
you should see how shiney my ass is....

[sarettah]

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Dec 4 2004, 10:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Dec 4 2004, 10:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Dec 4 2004, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by JoesHO1@Dec 4 2004, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by Vick@Dec 4 2004, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Colin@Dec 4 2004, 04:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Dec 4 2004, 04:35 AM
You won't believe how many times 43 can go into 21 :groucho:
Damn, you figured out how to combine Math and sex jokes. The revolution has begun.
:lol:


I'd offer to lend you my hair care products but .... :yowsa:
LOL LOL ..... shaved is a lifestyle choice... ( bald is a medical condition just so we are clear LOL
bald guys always say that ;-))))
you should see how shiney my ass is.... [/b][/quote]
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