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11-03-2004, 08:40 AM
2 mafia families decided to merge.
The Godfather of one families had his daughter marry the son of another.

..and for the first time,
the town got real peace, no more robberies, sdrive by shoot outs in the middle of a day.

3 months later, the pouting daughter comes back to her father and tells him:

Daddy, my husbund only fucks me in the ass!
-well, he is your husband, and he can do with you what he pleased.
Daddy, before I got married, my asshoile was a size of a dime,
now it's a size of a quarter!
-so? You don't expect me to start a war over 15 cents?????


;-))

let's all get united and sing kumbaya,
they are all the same,
ain't worth to cross spears over 15 cents
;-)))

wig
11-03-2004, 08:48 AM
Amen.

Now, do you need my address? :lol:

Vick
11-03-2004, 08:50 AM
Very well put Serge

Winetalk.com
11-03-2004, 08:52 AM
Originally posted by wig@Nov 3 2004, 08:49 AM
Amen.

Now, do you need my address? :lol:
I can only quote Lydia Soprano:
"I don't know what you are talking about"
;-))

Pushpills,
the same applies to you and all other bets made yesterday in my name
;-))))

wig
11-03-2004, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Nov 3 2004, 08:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Nov 3 2004, 08:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-wig@Nov 3 2004, 08:49 AM
Amen.

Now, do you need my address? :lol:
I can only quote Lydia Soprano:
"I don't know what you are talking about"
;-))

Pushpills,
the same applies to you and all other bets made yesterday in my name
;-)))) [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:moon:

hehe