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Winetalk.com
10-28-2004, 06:28 AM
Jews and the calendar

According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5765. According to the Chinese
calendar, the year is 4702.

This means that for 1,063 years, the Jews went without Chinese food.

Almighty Colin
10-28-2004, 07:02 AM
"Pork fried rice, please."

*KK*
10-28-2004, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Oct 28 2004, 03:03 AM
"Pork fried rice, please."
And a side of mu shu?

;-}}}}

sextoyking
10-29-2004, 01:25 AM
hahaha :)

ClubPro
10-29-2004, 04:35 PM
what year according to Masons? AF&AM?

Winetalk.com
12-24-2004, 11:19 PM
I got good retort today to that joke:

in those years it didn't matter-
there was no Christmas and all restaurants were open
;-)

grimm
12-25-2004, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 28 2004, 02:29 AM
Jews and the calendar

According to the Jewish calendar, the year is 5765. According to the Chinese
calendar, the year is 4702.

This means that for 1,063 years, the Jews went without Chinese food.
what to do at sun down on yom kippur? *gasp* its a tradition!

grimm
12-25-2004, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Dec 24 2004, 08:20 PM
I got good retort today to that joke:

in those years it didn't matter-
there was no Christmas and all restaurants were open
;-)
hahahah excellent point!