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Buff
10-20-2004, 03:21 AM
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Subject: Bush's October "Surprise"

Grains of salt and all that, but one has to wonder if this is what Cheney was thinking of when he told Hannity to watch for an October Surprise.

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Bin Laden is in China

This confirms Gordon Thomas, a journalist with contacts in the most important intelligence services. The terrorist had reached an agreement with China, which now negotiates its surrender with Bush. It is his greatest electoral trick.

Translated from El Mundo http://www.el-mundo.es/cronica/2004/469/1097487207.html http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article7077.htm Gordon Thomas

10/13/04 "El Mundo" -- During the home stretch of the Northamerican elections, Osama bin Laden could prove to be the ace in the sleeve of president Bush. As we speak, Washington is negotiating a highly secretive agreement with Beijing, the Chinese capital, for the eviction of bin Laden from his sanctuary in the turbulent Muslim provinces of China, in the Northwest of the Great Wall nation.

More than five million people, many of them fanatic followers of Osama, live in that region, which can be called one of the most volatile regions of Earth. Thousands of them work for the mafias who specialize in the trafficking of humans and drugs to the West. Last summer, Bin Laden sealed an agreement with the authorities in Beijing, in which he was granted asylum in return for his guarantees that the guerilla war of the Muslim Chinese against the Chinese nation would end.

Over the years, tens of thousands of troops of the Popular Liberation Armee had been sent to the region with the intent to squash the insurgents.

Since the arrival of the Saudi Osama Bin Laden, the region has been relatively quiet, and the Muslims who live there are allowed to continue their trafficking of humans and drugs.

However, Bin Laden could now see himself trapped in his refuge, if an extraordinary agreement between Beijing and Washington would come to pass, in which China would hand over to the United States the most wanted terrorist in the world.

The capture of Bin Laden would virtually guarantee the reelection of George Bush Jr., as it would confirm to the millions of undecided voters of the U.S. that the war against terrorism was judstified after Bin Laden had authorized the attacks of 9/11 against New York and Washington.

"A new administration Bush would present China as its great new ally in the war against terrorism. China would enjoy in Washington the status of a most favored nation with all of its facets. Contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars would be approved by fast track. The history of human rights violations in China would be ignored," confirmed last week a high-level representative of the Pentagon. He added that only a small number of "members of very high rank" in the Bush administration knew about the plan to "seize Bin Laden in exchange for a special relationship with China." With almost certainty, among them would be the vice-president, Dick Cheney, and the defense secretary, Donald Rumsfeld.

Agreeing to speak under anonymity, the functionary offered details of the plan to capture Osama Bin Laden as a means to keep Bush in the White House. He explained that this is not the first time that an American administration has resorted to similar maneuvers during an electoral campaign.

Towards the end of the presidency of Jimmy Carter, a secret deal was signed between the then future president of the U.S., Ronald Reagan, and Iran, in which the American diplomats, who had been kidnapped in Teheran, the Capital of Iran, would be freed the very day that Ronald Reagan would be inaugurated to the White House.

According to Ari Ben-Menashe, the former national security advisor of the Israeli government of Yitzhak Shamir, " they paid an enormous sum of money to the Ayatollas of Iran." Ben-Menashe affirms that this deal formed a pivotal piece in the negotiations that later became known as Reagan's October surprise.

Theresa on the campaign trail

Theresa, the wife of the senator and democratic candidate, John Kerry, gave to understand that another October surprise could be imminent. Two weeks ago, she surprised the political advisors of her husband by declaring in public: "I wouldn't be surprised if, prior to the elections, president Bush were to capture Osama." Since then, Mrs. Kerry rejected to further comment on her explosive declaration. However, there are rumors in the intelligence community that both she and her husband had been advised that any further comments concerning an agreement that would include the capture of Bin Laden could comprimise the national security of the U.S.

Furthermore, also the Washington analyst, Al Santoli, the national security advisor and Californian Congressman, Dana Rohrabacher, and the editor of the respected bulletin China Monitor, affirmed that "an October surprise wouldn't surprise me in the least."

In his first confirmed sighting in many months, the refuge of Bin Laden has been pinpointed by an NSA satellite, one of many that the supersecret U.S. agency utilizes in their search for him. His hideout is located near a lake at the border between China and Pakistan.

At the other side of the Zaskar mountains, the white summits that majestically look out over Bin Laden's sanctuary, a detachment of special forces of the Pakistani and U.S. armies are awaiting orders to capture Bin Laden, and move him by plane to Pakistan.

Escorted by 50 guerillas

During the last six months, Bin Laden has been sighted several times in the mountains and open ranges of the Northwest. American intelligence agents in the region are of the opinion that the Saudi millionaire, accompanied by an escort of 50 guerilla mujaheddin, moved East towards Cachemira, and from there crossed into China.

The agents furthermore believe that, previously, Bin Laden held various meetings with high officials of Beijing. He convinced them that he would be capable of obtaining peace in their Muslim provinces. "We know about these meetings," confirmed Mansur Ahmed, police chief of Bandipoor, North of Cachemira. "However, they took place on Chinese territory."

Bin Laden is accompanied by Ayan al-Zawahiri, his primary advisor and personal physician (Bin Laden suffers from a serious renal ailment). Al-Zawahiri is a surgeon, educated in Cairo, accused of terrosrism in Egypt, and condemned to death for rebellion. After Bin Laden, he is the second most wanted terrorist world-wide.

White House sources reject to comment on this issue publicly. "If the negotiations should fail, this would not be the most suitable moment for the president to be seen directly involved in these negotiations," affirmed one source.

It is believed that the possibility for such a deal emerged early this year, after Donald Rumsfeld had met with a delegation of the Chinese government during a visit to the far East. Later, George Tenet, then director of the CIA, requested a viability study for an operation to capture Bin Laden. Tenet was informed that the only possibility would be if they could count on the cooperation of the Chinese.

"To what extent that collaboration will occur in the few weeks remaining until the elections, will depend to a good extent on the confidence that Bush can inspire in the Chinese that he will be able to live up to his promises," confirmed the functionary of the Pentagon.

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Rolo
10-20-2004, 05:13 AM
Thats very creative, and the way that Conspiracy Theory is written/setup, then no matter what happens, then it wil be Bush fault... They get Bin Laden - its because Bush made a deal, if they do not get Bin Laden, then its because Bush messed up :lol:

JR
10-20-2004, 08:46 AM
Thats really funny considering that Bin Laden is really driving a taxi in New Jersey.

Mike AI
10-20-2004, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by JR@Oct 20 2004, 07:47 AM
Thats really funny considering that Bin Laden is really driving a taxi in New Jersey.


I think that is the point Cheney has been making.

What people are worried about is what he has in the trunk!

PornoDoggy
10-20-2004, 01:38 PM
I, for one, am very worried about what Cheney has in the trunk ...

JR
10-20-2004, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Oct 20 2004, 09:39 AM
I, for one, am very worried about what Cheney has in the trunk ...
hahhaa. exactly. Its clear what Bin Laden is up to. Its these high and mighty religious fuckers that always have dead hookers burried in their back yard or child porn collections or something.

Evil Chris
10-20-2004, 02:27 PM
Nothing would surprise me... well, almost nothing.

I do believe the Republicans will have some kind of surprise before election day though.

I just hope the American people aren't stupid enough to fall for theatrics this time around.

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PS> http://www.bushflash.com/lotto.html

Mike AI
10-20-2004, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by JR+Oct 20 2004, 01:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JR @ Oct 20 2004, 01:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-PornoDoggy@Oct 20 2004, 09:39 AM
I, for one, am very worried about what Cheney has in the trunk ...
hahhaa. exactly. Its clear what Bin Laden is up to. Its these high and mighty religious fuckers that always have dead hookers burried in their back yard or child porn collections or something. [/b][/quote]


Or something like a lesbian daughter!



Evil Chris, you do much critical thinking. Look at polls, Bush is starting to pull away. The Republican's do not NEED a October surprise. It is only hype.

The real fear mongering and theatrics are coming from the Democrats. They are already throwing distrust into electorial process, harping about people not being able to vote, intimidation at polls, registering felons, etc... etc...

It is pretty remarkable to think that Bush is going to win this election. It shows how bankrupt the Democratic party truly is.

Hell Bush has double his support with black voters, he is close to 20% which is an amazing number for a Republican.

After the election, I hope the Dems spend some time and figure out that Yankee Liberals who want to put the security of the country under UN control, will never win national elections - no matter how many propaganda films Moore makes!!

Here is paragraph about Kerry printed in Washington Post, a left leaning publication who supports Kerry for President:

Kerry's belief in working with allies runs so deep that he has maintained that the loss of American life can be better justified if it occurs in the course of a mission with international support. In 1994, discussing the possibility of U.S. troops being killed in Bosnia, he said, "If you mean dying in the course of the United Nations effort, yes, it is worth that. If you mean dying American troops unilaterally going in with some false presumption that we can affect the outcome, the answer is unequivocally no."

Dravyk
10-20-2004, 03:18 PM
Jesus spoke to the American Indians, ya know. :P

http://www.geocities.com/cfpchurch/mormons.html