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Winetalk.com
10-04-2004, 08:40 AM
> A Jewish businessman was in a great deal of trouble. His business was
> failing, he had put everything he had into the business, he owed
> everybody it was so bad he was even contemplating suicide. As a last
> resort he went to a Rabbi and poured out his story of tears and woe.
> When he had finished, the Rabbi said, "Here's what I want you to do:
> Put a beach chair and your Bible in your car and drive down to the
> beach.
> Take the beach chair and the Bible to the water's edge, sit down in
> the beach chair, and put the Bible in your lap. Open the Bible; the
> wind will rifle the pages, but finally the open Bible will come to
> rest on a page.
> Look down at the page and read the first thing you see. That will be
> your answer, that will tell you what to do."
> A year later the businessman went back to the Rabbi and brought his
> wife and children with him. The man was in a new custom-tailored suit,
> his wife in a mink coat, the children shining. The businessman pulled
> an envelope stuffed with money out of his pocket, gave it to the Rabbi
> as a donation in thanks for his advice.
> The Rabbi recognized the benefactor, and was curious. "You did as I
> suggested?" he asked.
> "Absolutely," replied the businessman.
> "You went to the beach?"
> "Absolutely."
> "You sat in a beach chair with the Bible in your lap?"
> "Absolutely."
> "You let the pages rifle until they stopped?"
> "Absolutely."
> "And what were the first words you saw?"
> "Chapter 11."

JFK
10-04-2004, 04:01 PM
he he h eh :wnw:

Bishop
10-04-2004, 04:10 PM
Thats excellent! hahaha.. I didn't see it coming.

pushpills
10-04-2004, 04:21 PM
:lol:

Nickatilynx
10-04-2004, 07:43 PM
Oi vey , I'm thinking I may be Jewish ;-))))

sextoyking
10-05-2004, 01:53 AM
A good bedtime laugh Serge :)

Lee
10-05-2004, 01:56 AM
Haha i was expecting a more 'adult' orientated punchline lol

Winetalk.com
10-05-2004, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by Lee@Oct 5 2004, 12:57 AM
Haha i was expecting a more 'adult' orientated punchline lol
Lee,
"Chapter 11" IS "adult orineted punchline nowadays, unfortunatelly
;-))))

Winetalk.com
10-05-2004, 02:05 AM
todd, where the hell have you been, Mr MIA?
;-)))

Lee
10-05-2004, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 4 2004, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 4 2004, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Oct 5 2004, 12:57 AM
Haha i was expecting a more 'adult' orientated punchline lol
Lee,
"Chapter 11" IS "adult orineted punchline nowadays, unfortunatelly
;-)))) [/b][/quote]
You know what i meant but yeah i guess you are right LOL

SykkBoy
10-05-2004, 03:50 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Oct 5 2004, 01:05 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Oct 5 2004, 01:05 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Oct 5 2004, 12:57 AM
Haha i was expecting a more 'adult' orientated punchline lol
Lee,
"Chapter 11" IS "adult orineted punchline nowadays, unfortunatelly
;-)))) [/b][/quote]
from what I hear through the grapevine, it'll be the top catchphrase at InterNext this year ;-))

Lee
10-05-2004, 03:52 AM
Originally posted by SykkBoy+Oct 4 2004, 11:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Oct 4 2004, 11:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 5 2004, 01:05 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Lee@Oct 5 2004, 12:57 AM
Haha i was expecting a more 'adult' orientated punchline lol
Lee,
"Chapter 11" IS "adult orineted punchline nowadays, unfortunatelly
;-))))
from what I hear through the grapevine, it'll be the top catchphrase at InterNext this year ;-)) [/b][/quote]
Will make a change from the chapters..

Matthew
Mark
Luke
John

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