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09-20-2004, 09:41 AM
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.



A day without sunshine is like, night.



On the other hand, you have different fingers.



I just got lost and thought It was unfamiliar territory.



42. 7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.



I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.



Honk if you love peace and quiet.



He who laughs last, thinks slowest.



Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.



The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.



Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.



Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.



A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.



Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.



Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!



Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.



Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!



If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.



How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...



OK, so what's the speed of dark?



If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.



When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.



Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.



If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?



Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.



What happens if you get scared half to death twice?



I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.



Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?



AND THE ONE I RELATE TO THE MOST THESE DAYS - - -



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What happened?!"

Evil Chris
09-20-2004, 09:56 AM
Here's one...

You can get a lot of exercise jumping to conclusions.

CuriousToyBoy
09-20-2004, 01:26 PM
A wise man once said to me that there is absolutely NO evidence that life should be taken seriously.

:ph34r:

Vick
09-20-2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 20 2004, 08:42 AM
AND THE ONE I RELATE TO THE MOST THESE DAYS - - -



Inside every older person is a younger person wondering "What happened?!"
:wnw:

My current personal favorite

A man is only as old as the women he feels


I also like to quote
(what is supposed to be, I wasn't there so I don't know for sure)
Piscasso's Famous Last words
" Drink to me, Drink to my health
You know I can't drink anymore"

Jesse_DD
09-20-2004, 01:58 PM
"42. 7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot."

My Fav. Although I know this is incorrect. The number is really 67.5.

XXXPhoto
09-20-2004, 04:48 PM
People who live in glass houses are exhibitionists.

Anthony
09-20-2004, 05:17 PM
Copied to notepad and printed. Now on my desk.

:biglaugh: