I fucked your MOTHER!

[pushpills]

Hmmm, didn't notice last time, but had a candle goin this time.....


Ina-from-china has a c-section scar.


could be some surgery but probly a c-section.


I broke so many records that one night.....

1st date with an asian chick
1st date with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st sex with an asian girl
1st sex with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st time i fucked a girl older than me (26)
1st time a fucked a mother
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)



I still kinda like the girl, she's really nice and smart, but now I feel like I'm fucking a bangkok whore.

Crazyness!! Glad I packed my saran wrap.


:zoinks:

[Vick]

Steve - honestly
Some of your exploits are marginally interesting, maybe even amusing

Um.... maybe a the wording of this one is going a bit too far, maybe a little over good taste and amusement

It's on you and mine is just one man's opinion (we all have them and they all stink)

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Vick@Sep 5 2004, 01:40 AM
Steve - honestly
Some of your exploits are marginally interesting, maybe even amusing

Um.... maybe a the wording of this one is going a bit too far, maybe a little over good taste and amusement

It's on you and mine is just one man's opinion (we all have them and they all stink)
The title certainly is distasteful, even though meant in a joking kinda way..... but I fucked someones mother.....

It's a wierd milestone I didn't think I'd hit at this age and I just realized this an hour ago and have had a few cocktails, started doin some work, and sure, posted it on oprano.





I guess there's not really much to comment on really....not really asking for advice or anything....just some thread I started. I find posting on the internet can be unburdening in some sick kinda way.....and my temporary roomate is out.


So i'll agree that

A. the title is silly and kinda offensive

B. this thread really has no usefull purpose and is just some shit I ranted off for my own benefit

[Vick]

Steve - I think some of your exploits are sort of interesting maybe fun
Certainly good to shoot the breeze over

I guess my offensive so to speak with this one is the
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)

Remember a lot of us here are parents and while that's joking from you, to parents who take the lives of our children in a very special/important fashion it's a little um ... tough to read

Imagine how tough that would be to read for someone who is trying to have children and hasn't been able to conceive yet

and no I am not a fucking nice guy or the morality police

just something to think about

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Vick@Sep 5 2004, 02:01 AM

I guess my offensive so to speak with this one is the
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)

Remember a lot of us here are parents and while that's joking from you, to parents who take the lives of our children in a very special/important fashion it's a little um ... tough to read


yea good point, poorly worded, but honestly I think this is a distincy possibility. I mean I think it's sick.....I've got a 1yr old little sister at home. But this shit happens all the time in china and she sure as hell aint married......i'm giving it more than a 50 percent chance..

part of the reason I'm drinking right now....hard shit to deal with. now that she's gone i kinda feel sick, and I doubt she'd really tell me the truth whatever that may be.

[Dravyk]

:zzz: :zzz: :zzz:

[grimm]

Originally posted by pushpills@Sep 4 2004, 11:07 PM
Hmmm, didn't notice last time, but had a candle goin this time.....


Ina-from-china has a c-section scar.


could be some surgery but probly a c-section.


I broke so many records that one night.....

1st date with an asian chick
1st date with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st sex with an asian girl
1st sex with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st time i fucked a girl older than me (26)
1st time a fucked a mother
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)



I still kinda like the girl, she's really nice and smart, but now I feel like I'm fucking a bangkok whore.

Crazyness!! Glad I packed my saran wrap.


:zoinks:
so whens prom?


seriously, you should try to get the prom queen to go with you.


this stuf is so exciting, you'd think your p[revious experience consisted of a sock, some lube, and the occasional "stranger"

:zzz:

[Mike AI]

You are living on the edge......

[grimm]

pushpills, you should have your own show on the WB

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by grimm@Sep 5 2004, 10:45 AM
pushpills, you should have your own show on the WB


HAHA

W W W W W WB!!

[cj]

Originally posted by pushpills@Sep 5 2004, 03:04 AM
part of the reason I'm drinking right now....hard shit to deal with. now that she's gone i kinda feel sick, and I doubt she'd really tell me the truth whatever that may be.
Maybe because its none of your business.

While other cultures may do things we find disgusting, who are you to judge what she had to do to survive there?

insensitive piece of shit that you are doesn't deserve the answer - hopefully she can share her story someday with someone more humane than you.

[grimm]

Originally posted by cj+Sep 5 2004, 02:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Sep 5 2004, 02:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Sep 5 2004, 03:04 AM
part of the reason I'm drinking right now....hard shit to deal with. now that she's gone i kinda feel sick, and I doubt she'd really tell me the truth whatever that may be.
Maybe because its none of your business.

While other cultures may do things we find disgusting, who are you to judge what she had to do to survive there?

insensitive piece of shit that you are doesn't deserve the answer - hopefully she can share her story someday with someone more humane than you. [/b][/quote]
ok dr phil.;)

[grimm]

Originally posted by pushpills+Sep 5 2004, 12:04 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Sep 5 2004, 12:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Vick@Sep 5 2004, 02:01 AM

I guess my offensive so to speak with this one is the
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)

Remember a lot of us here are parents and while that's joking from you, to parents who take the lives of our children in a very special/important fashion it's a little um ... tough to read


yea good point, poorly worded, but honestly I think this is a distincy possibility. I mean I think it's sick.....I've got a 1yr old little sister at home. But this shit happens all the time in china and she sure as hell aint married......i'm giving it more than a 50 percent chance..

part of the reason I'm drinking right now....hard shit to deal with. now that she's gone i kinda feel sick, and I doubt she'd really tell me the truth whatever that may be. [/b][/quote]
i think you are drinking because you are an alcholic.


and what if she still has a kid alive and well, or the child died during childbirth. or maye she had to sell it for parts so she could stay in the country and be with you. This is turning into a bad TNT movie. sell crazy somewhere else, we're all full here.

[HoneyBlond]

and no I am not a fucking nice guy

Afraid I have to Veto you on this one Vick.
Yes you are A Nice Guy :awinky:

[pushpills]

Originally posted by HoneyBlond@Sep 5 2004, 10:58 PM
and no I am not a fucking nice guy

Afraid I have to Veto you on this one Vick.
Yes you are A Nice Guy :awinky:
I agree.

[XXXPhoto]

Vick, you are a Goth Carebear... embrace the bunnies and rainbows... I still love you and will pull your hair just the way you like it... lol

[mojobill]

sell crazy somewhere else, we're all full here.



That has to be pearl material.....

[aeon]

Originally posted by pushpills@Sep 4 2004, 11:07 PM
Hmmm, didn't notice last time, but had a candle goin this time.....


Ina-from-china has a c-section scar.


could be some surgery but probly a c-section.


I broke so many records that one night.....

1st date with an asian chick
1st date with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st sex with an asian girl
1st sex with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st time i fucked a girl older than me (26)
1st time a fucked a mother
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)



I still kinda like the girl, she's really nice and smart, but now I feel like I'm fucking a bangkok whore.

Crazyness!! Glad I packed my saran wrap.


:zoinks:
...and people say AIDS serves no purpose.

[MissMinaBBW]

Steve you are.. Ughhh....::sigh::

[grimm]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Sep 5 2004, 11:12 PM
Vick, you are a Goth Carebear... embrace the bunnies and rainbows... I still love you and will pull your hair just the way you like it... lol
whats the symbol on the tummy of a goth carebear:)

[pushpills]

Originally posted by cj@Sep 5 2004, 04:52 PM
hopefully she can share her story someday with someone more humane than you.
I never killed anyone.....

[grimm]

Originally posted by pushpills+Sep 6 2004, 01:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Sep 6 2004, 01:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Sep 5 2004, 04:52 PM
hopefully she can share her story someday with someone more humane than you.
I never killed anyone..... [/b][/quote]
and she did?


first off, you know nothing other than she had a baby.


second off, ritual murder for population control is state mandated in China, and is normally carried out by the government. If this was the case, show a little compassion. But then again, for all you know, she has a baby back home, put one up for adoption, or lost it durng childbirth.


Relax

[Vick]

Originally posted by grimm+Sep 6 2004, 03:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Sep 6 2004, 03:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-XXXPhoto@Sep 5 2004, 11:12 PM
Vick, you are a Goth Carebear... embrace the bunnies and rainbows... I still love you and will pull your hair just the way you like it... lol
whats the symbol on the tummy of a goth carebear:) [/b][/quote]
Burning upside down cross in chains with a vagina


but please don't ask me how I know :awinky:

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by Vick+Sep 6 2004, 02:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Sep 6 2004, 02:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by grimm@Sep 6 2004, 03:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-XXXPhoto@Sep 5 2004, 11:12 PM
Vick, you are a Goth Carebear... embrace the bunnies and rainbows... I still love you and will pull your hair just the way you like it... lol
whats the symbol on the tummy of a goth carebear:)
Burning upside down cross in chains with a vagina


but please don't ask me how I know :awinky: [/b][/quote]
Vick, I'm pretty sure that is the John Ashcroft Carebear... easy to confuse the two... :biglaugh:

[cj]

Originally posted by pushpills+Sep 6 2004, 04:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Sep 6 2004, 04:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Sep 5 2004, 04:52 PM
hopefully she can share her story someday with someone more humane than you.
I never killed anyone..... [/b][/quote]
but you think this chick did, and you are still sleeping with her anyway, just so you can show off to a bunch of strangers on an internet message board?!?!

yeah your too cool steve :rolleyes:

[PornoDoggy]

It pays to increase your word-power.

pa·thet·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-thtk) also pa·thet·i·cal (--kl)
adj.

Arousing or capable of arousing scornful pity.

cretin

n : a person of subnormal intelligence [syn: idiot, imbecile, moron, changeling, half-wit, retard]

[pushpills]

cj...don't think i'll be sleeping with her again.


PD, thanks for the dictionary update.

[grimm]

Originally posted by Vick+Sep 6 2004, 02:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Sep 6 2004, 02:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by grimm@Sep 6 2004, 03:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-XXXPhoto@Sep 5 2004, 11:12 PM
Vick, you are a Goth Carebear... embrace the bunnies and rainbows... I still love you and will pull your hair just the way you like it... lol
whats the symbol on the tummy of a goth carebear:)
Burning upside down cross in chains with a vagina


but please don't ask me how I know :awinky: [/b][/quote]
i can see the chains, and t cross/ but the vagina?

[grimm]

Originally posted by pushpills@Sep 7 2004, 07:26 AM
cj...don't think i'll be sleeping with her again.


PD, thanks for the dictionary update.
pass her this way;)

[*KK*]

Holy shit, I didnt realize that grogan was a surgeon AND a psychic!

[PornoDoggy]

Originally posted by *KK*@Sep 7 2004, 03:27 PM
Holy shit, I didnt realize that grogan was a surgeon AND a psychic!
I do believe that KK made a typo in her last post.

psy·chot·ic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (s-ktk)
adj.
Of, relating to, or affected by psychosis.

n.
A person affected by psychosis.

[Vick]

Originally posted by grimm+Sep 7 2004, 01:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Sep 7 2004, 01:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Vick@Sep 6 2004, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by grimm@Sep 6 2004, 03:52 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-XXXPhoto@Sep 5 2004, 11:12 PM
Vick, you are a Goth Carebear... embrace the bunnies and rainbows... I still love you and will pull your hair just the way you like it... lol
whats the symbol on the tummy of a goth carebear:)
Burning upside down cross in chains with a vagina


but please don't ask me how I know :awinky:
i can see the chains, and t cross/ but the vagina? [/b][/quote]
It's how most of us enter this world
and where many of us spend some effort trying to get back to

[Cassie]

Originally posted by grimm+Sep 6 2004, 05:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Sep 6 2004, 05:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by pushpills@Sep 6 2004, 01:09 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-cj@Sep 5 2004, 04:52 PM
hopefully she can share her story someday with someone more humane than you.
I never killed anyone.....
and she did?


first off, you know nothing other than she had a baby.


second off, ritual murder for population control is state mandated in China, and is normally carried out by the government. If this was the case, show a little compassion. But then again, for all you know, she has a baby back home, put one up for adoption, or lost it durng childbirth.


Relax [/b][/quote]
she may not of even had a kid. there is this thing called ovarian hernias. the operation scar is the same as a c section scar. i would know, i had that surgery when i was 5 and had the scar until i was 20.