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08-26-2004, 03:07 PM
was Jesus married?

I called my MIL and told her that Passions of the Christ are now available on DVD but...she still getting DaVinci Code for Christmas!
;-)))

gigi
08-26-2004, 03:12 PM
I absolutely believe it. In that time, if a man wasn't married, it would be very unacceptable.....and yes, I do believe his wife was Mary M....

iamkathi
08-26-2004, 04:54 PM
The idea that Jesus was married surely makes for INTERESTING Sunday dinner conversation with the family. We have Pentecostals, Baptists, Buddhists and some that are members of The Way(???). When I brought this subject up at the last family Sunday dinner my mother almost killed me. There was screaming and yelling and cussing. The traditional Southern Family Sunday dinner. Very Christian behavior for sure.

And being the instigator, I just through the idea out there and sat back.

:D

Gabriel
08-26-2004, 05:00 PM
Jesus was down for the cause, he had no time for honey doos.

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08-26-2004, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Gabriel@Aug 26 2004, 04:01 PM
Jesus was down for the cause, he had no time for honey doos.
oh puhhleeze!
"It's not a job, it's an adventure"!
;-))))

Gabriel
08-26-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 26 2004, 04:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 26 2004, 04:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gabriel@Aug 26 2004, 04:01 PM
Jesus was down for the cause, he had no time for honey doos.
oh puhhleeze!
"It's not a job, it's an adventure"!
;-)))) [/b][/quote]
LOL

Being Jesus (who I personally think used his fathers connections to get eminence), or being married?

Mike AI
08-26-2004, 05:36 PM
has anyone asked Skorick yet?

baby Jesus should know!

Gabriel
08-26-2004, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by Mike AI@Aug 26 2004, 04:37 PM
has anyone asked Skorick yet?

baby Jesus should know!
He cut his hair. He is now known as baby Dorothy Hamill.

Vick
08-26-2004, 05:46 PM
back when Cain was able
way before the stable
lighting struck right down from the sky
a mother ship with fate said let's give it a try

conscience was related
man he was created
lady luck took him by surprise
a sweet and bitter fruit, it surely opened his eyes

even Eve in Eden
voices tried deceiving
with lies that showed the lady the way
at first she stopped turned and tried to walk away

man he was believer
lady was deceiver
so the story goes but you see
that snake was he
she just climbed right up his tree


well she ate it
lordy it was love at first bite
well she ate it
never knowin wrong from right




and that's all I got to say about that

aeon
08-26-2004, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 26 2004, 11:08 AM
was Jesus married?

I called my MIL and told her that Passions of the Christ are now available on DVD but...she still getting DaVinci Code for Christmas!
;-)))
He hung around with mainly men...who wore a robe and no underwear, called "peter" his beloved. Shouldn't be too hard to figure out.