COSTCO innovates!

[Winetalk.com]

you can now buy CASKET at COSTCO, $800, with 48 hours delivery!

Eat your heart out , "6 feet under" industry!!
;-))))

[LadyLaw]

Anyone remember this site? Buy your stylish casket now, use it as furniture, and then as your final resting place.

http://www.casketfurniture.com/casket_furniture.php

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 17 2004, 09:27 AM
you can now buy CASKET at COSTCO, $800, with 48 hours delivery!

Eat your heart out , "6 feet under" industry!!
;-))))
I beleive this is only in South Florida where old geezers are dying off pretty quickly.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Mike AI+Aug 17 2004, 09:44 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Aug 17 2004, 09:44 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Aug 17 2004, 09:27 AM
you can now buy CASKET at COSTCO, $800, with 48 hours delivery!

Eat your heart out , "6 feet under" industry!!
;-))))
I beleive this is only in South Florida where old geezers are dying off pretty quickly. [/b][/quote]
wrong....it's available in Chicago area as a pilot project.

If I was having booth at the Internext,
I'd dress it up with this for INSTANT success!

http://www.casketfurniture.com/thumbs/cask_speakers.jpg

[gigi]

That's great....leave it up to Costco for sure. Wish they had that available back in February when my mother in law passed away....would have been a whole helluva lot cheaper....lol

After my MIL's funeral, I seriously considered getting into the biz as a funeral planner...I'm sooo sick of going to same ol', same ol' funerals. I want my funeral to be kick ass, man! Those osbourne speakers would be perfect for the after party...woohoo! hehehe

In fact, I want 2 ozzy songs played at my funeral...haha....have had it planned for years now...those speakers would be very fitting. :rokk:

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by gigi@Aug 17 2004, 12:04 PM
That's great....leave it up to Costco for sure. Wish they had that available back in February when my mother in law passed away....would have been a whole helluva lot cheaper....lol

After my MIL's funeral, I seriously considered getting into the biz as a funeral planner...I'm sooo sick of going to same ol', same ol' funerals. I want my funeral to be kick ass, man! Those osbourne speakers would be perfect for the after party...woohoo! hehehe

In fact, I want 2 ozzy songs played at my funeral...haha....have had it planned for years now...those speakers would be very fitting. :rokk:
GiGi, I am glad I am not alone in making plans for the LAST party
;-))

I will have Besso me, besso me mucho" played at my funeral, in the loop,
my parents told me I was terrorizing them with thta song when I was 3 years old,
I like to be consistant
;_))

Afterwards, everybody will be going to titty bar to have one for me
;-))))

[Vick]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 17 2004, 12:10 PM
Afterwards, everybody will be going to titty bar to have one for me
;-))))
if it's a Titty bar can we have two? :agrin:

[pushpills]

They should put it next to the brisket or mayo. Always follow the needs and wants your niche.

[RawAlex]

Why do I picture a bunch of people from certain parts of the country buying the box at Costco and then burying grandma in the back yard?

I just see little good coming out of this!

Alex

[PornoDoggy]

My girlfriend refuses to see the logic of buying them now and using them for planters in the front yard until we need them for the other purpose. :(

[Peaches]

My family has been instructed to have a BIG huge party with lots of food and drink when I go :) No caskets, cremation only.

[Rolo]

How about this business idea... "the tibet sky burial rent package":

- 1 Big Butcher Knife Set
- 10 Vultures

Is there are market for this in Florida? :rolleyes:

[SykkBoy]

sorry, the only way to go is in a KISS Koffin

http://www.popsmear.com/brandnew/images/kisskasket.jpg

http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/kiss_coffinAP410x281.jpg

[gigi]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 17 2004, 09:10 AM
GiGi, I am glad I am not alone in making plans for the LAST party
;-))

I will have Besso me, besso me mucho" played at my funeral, in the loop,
my parents told me I was terrorizing them with thta song when I was 3 years old,
I like to be consistant
;_))

hahaha, I love it Serge! Consistancy! :wnw:

Titty bar? Forget it! How about renting a hall and hiring your own dancers. :bdance: :cdance:

[gigi]

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Aug 17 2004, 10:05 AM
sorry, the only way to go is in a KISS Koffin

http://www.popsmear.com/brandnew/images/kisskasket.jpg

http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/kiss_coffinAP410x281.jpg
That is just toooooo kewl! hahahah

:rokk:

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by gigi+Aug 17 2004, 04:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gigi @ Aug 17 2004, 04:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SykkBoy@Aug 17 2004, 10:05 AM
sorry, the only way to go is in a KISS Koffin

http://www.popsmear.com/brandnew/images/kisskasket.jpg

http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/kiss_coffinAP410x281.jpg
That is just toooooo kewl! hahahah

:rokk: [/b][/quote]
They are hard to get now though
They don't list them on KISS website anymore....

I may have to look on EBay for one and they were retailing for $4000 a couple years ago, so might be a bit more on EBay unless I can find on "slightly used"