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Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 03:58 PM
HURRICANE LOCAL STATEMENT...UPDATED TO ADD STORM SURGE INFORMATION FOR KEYS
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
335 PM EDT THU SEP 24 1998
...HURRICANE WARNING FOR THE SOUTH FLORIDA INCLUDING THE KEYS...METRO MIAMI-FT LAUDERDALE...AND NAPLES...
...FLOOD WATCH IN EFFECT FOR SOUTH FLORIDA TONIGHT THROUGH SATURDAY...
...HIGH WIND WARNINGS IN EFFECT FOR INLAND SECTIONS OF THE SOUTH FLORIDA LATE TODAY AND TONIGHT...
...MANDATORY EVACUATION OF THE FLORIDA KEYS... THIS STATEMENT RECOMMENDS ACTIONS TO BE TAKEN BY RESIDENTS OF DADE...BROWARD...PALM BEACH...COLLIER...MONROE...GLADES... AND HENDRY COUNTIES OF SOUTH FLORIDA IN PREPARATION FOR HURRICANE GEORGES.
A HURRICANE WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR MONROE...COLLIER...DADE... AND BROWARD COUNTIES INCLUDING THE FLORIDA KEYS. A HURRICANE WARNING MEANS THAT HURRICANE CONDITIONS...SUSTAINED WINDS OF AT LEAST 74 MPH...ARE EXPECTED TO OCCUR WITHIN THE WARNING AREA WITHIN 24 HOURS.
Evil Chris
08-11-2004, 04:01 PM
Probably won't be the only blowjob at the Westin this week. :P
Bishop
08-11-2004, 04:09 PM
Wonderful! I'm just glad its not coming a day early when many of us would be flying into town.
Nickatilynx
08-11-2004, 04:20 PM
HURRICANE LOCAL STATEMENT...UPDATED TO ADD STORM SURGE INFORMATION FOR KEYS
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
335 PM EDT THU SEP 24 1998
HUH?
Bishop
08-11-2004, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 03:21 PM
HURRICANE LOCAL STATEMENT...UPDATED TO ADD STORM SURGE INFORMATION FOR KEYS
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
335 PM EDT THU SEP 24 1998
HUH?
What wrong with you Nick? The date is correct... its 1998 and all is right with the world. The gold rush is still on!!!
sarettah
08-11-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 03:21 PM
HURRICANE LOCAL STATEMENT...UPDATED TO ADD STORM SURGE INFORMATION FOR KEYS
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
335 PM EDT THU SEP 24 1998
HUH?
Dont worry about it Nick.
The same folks that handle intelligence handle the weather.
:okthumb:
Originally posted by Bishop+Aug 11 2004, 03:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Aug 11 2004, 03:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 03:21 PM
HURRICANE LOCAL STATEMENT...UPDATED TO ADD STORM SURGE INFORMATION FOR KEYS
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE MIAMI FL
335 PM EDT THU SEP 24 1998
HUH?
What wrong with you Nick? The date is correct... its 1998 and all is right with the world. The gold rush is still on!!! [/b][/quote]
That's not even funny :P
Peaches
08-11-2004, 05:10 PM
Hmmmm. Not having been in hurricanes except when I lived in a nice warm all brick house, what happens when they evacuate hotels? Are you taken to shelters? If so, let me be the first tell anyone and everyone that lives in that area who I could stay with, that I love them VERY, VERY much and I'm a really nice houseguest :)
Bishop
08-11-2004, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Aug 11 2004, 04:11 PM
Hmmmm. Not having been in hurricanes except when I lived in a nice warm all brick house, what happens when they evacuate hotels? Are you taken to shelters? If so, let me be the first tell anyone and everyone that lives in that area who I could stay with, that I love them VERY, VERY much and I'm a really nice houseguest :)
AND you do double anal.
Nickatilynx
08-11-2004, 05:12 PM
FUCK if it 1998!!!!!!
Serge , where is my fucking check you bastard!!!!!!
;-))))
I have cars to buy , "models" to take shopping and cars to buy!!!!
;-)))
Whoooohoo!!!!!!
Happy days are hear again!!!
Bishop
08-11-2004, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:13 PM
FUCK if it 1998!!!!!!
Serge , where is my fucking check you bastard!!!!!!
;-))))
I have cars to buy , "models" to take shopping and cars to buy!!!!
;-)))
Whoooohoo!!!!!!
Happy days are hear again!!!
Oh my bad.. its 2004 and the money has left the building. It is now necessary to completely reinvent yourself to keep your head above water. Thanks and have a nice day. :-P
Peaches
08-11-2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Bishop+Aug 11 2004, 05:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Aug 11 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Aug 11 2004, 04:11 PM
Hmmmm. Not having been in hurricanes except when I lived in a nice warm all brick house, what happens when they evacuate hotels? Are you taken to shelters? If so, let me be the first tell anyone and everyone that lives in that area who I could stay with, that I love them VERY, VERY much and I'm a really nice houseguest :)
AND you do double anal. [/b][/quote]
Yeah, that too! Sometimes I forget to remember to mention that............ :ph34r:
Nickatilynx
08-11-2004, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Bishop+Aug 11 2004, 01:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Aug 11 2004, 01:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:13 PM
FUCK if it 1998!!!!!!
Serge , where is my fucking check you bastard!!!!!!
;-))))
I have cars to buy , "models" to take shopping and cars to buy!!!!
;-)))
Whoooohoo!!!!!!
Happy days are hear again!!!
Oh my bad.. its 2004 and the money has left the building. It is now necessary to completely reinvent yourself to keep your head above water. Thanks and have a nice day. :-P [/b][/quote]
fuck...
ah well back to reality. :(
Bishop
08-11-2004, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Aug 11 2004, 04:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Aug 11 2004, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 01:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:13 PM
FUCK if it 1998!!!!!!
Serge , where is my fucking check you bastard!!!!!!
;-))))
I have cars to buy , "models" to take shopping and cars to buy!!!!
;-)))
Whoooohoo!!!!!!
Happy days are hear again!!!
Oh my bad.. its 2004 and the money has left the building. It is now necessary to completely reinvent yourself to keep your head above water. Thanks and have a nice day. :-P
fuck...
ah well back to reality. :( [/b][/quote]
Well you sucked all the fun out of that thread.. you didn't even call me an asshole.
Bishop
08-11-2004, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by Peaches+Aug 11 2004, 04:17 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Aug 11 2004, 04:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 05:12 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Aug 11 2004, 04:11 PM
Hmmmm. Not having been in hurricanes except when I lived in a nice warm all brick house, what happens when they evacuate hotels? Are you taken to shelters? If so, let me be the first tell anyone and everyone that lives in that area who I could stay with, that I love them VERY, VERY much and I'm a really nice houseguest :)
AND you do double anal.
Yeah, that too! Sometimes I forget to remember to mention that............ :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
I'm begining to worry about you Peaches. This is a side of you I have never seen before.
Nickatilynx
08-11-2004, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Bishop+Aug 11 2004, 01:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Aug 11 2004, 01:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 01:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:13 PM
FUCK if it 1998!!!!!!
Serge , where is my fucking check you bastard!!!!!!
;-))))
I have cars to buy , "models" to take shopping and cars to buy!!!!
;-)))
Whoooohoo!!!!!!
Happy days are hear again!!!
Oh my bad.. its 2004 and the money has left the building. It is now necessary to completely reinvent yourself to keep your head above water. Thanks and have a nice day. :-P
fuck...
ah well back to reality. :(
Well you sucked all the fun out of that thread.. you didn't even call me an asshole. [/b][/quote]
FUCK....
How did I get this FAT!!!!!
I was thin in 1998!!!
WTF is going on....
;-)))
Bishop you asshole
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 05:23 PM
hey, fuck. there's no warning. someone put a link to a 1998 advisory on a weather board to fuck with people and I didn't read it all.
Bishop
08-11-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Aug 11 2004, 04:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Aug 11 2004, 04:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Bishop@Aug 11 2004, 01:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:13 PM
FUCK if it 1998!!!!!!
Serge , where is my fucking check you bastard!!!!!!
;-))))
I have cars to buy , "models" to take shopping and cars to buy!!!!
;-)))
Whoooohoo!!!!!!
Happy days are hear again!!!
Oh my bad.. its 2004 and the money has left the building. It is now necessary to completely reinvent yourself to keep your head above water. Thanks and have a nice day. :-P
fuck...
ah well back to reality. :(
Well you sucked all the fun out of that thread.. you didn't even call me an asshole.
FUCK....
How did I get this FAT!!!!!
I was thin in 1998!!!
WTF is going on....
;-)))
Bishop you asshole [/b][/quote]
LOL.. ok now THAT was funny.. hahahaha..
Peaches
08-11-2004, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Aug 11 2004, 05:24 PM
hey, fuck. there's no warning. someone put a link to a 1998 advisory on a weather board to fuck with people and I didn't read it all.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nickatilynx
08-11-2004, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Aug 11 2004, 01:24 PM
hey, fuck. there's no warning. someone put a link to a 1998 advisory on a weather board to fuck with people and I didn't read it all.
FUCK YOU COLIN!!!!
IT IS STILL 1998!!!!!!
I HAVE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF HITS A DAY FROM SE'S AND AVSES
MEAT WANTS ME TO HELP IN ON CONDOM
SCOTTPB AND SERGEW HAVE EACH FEDEXED ME AN ENORMOUS CHECK
NAH NAH NAH...i CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!
iTS 1998...THKS FOR THE EMPIRE POST !! i RAN WITH IT
ITS 1998....
NAH NAH NAH IT IS!!!
:hic: :hic:
Billy
08-11-2004, 05:39 PM
If the storm comes I will go to this place
http://tavernaoparestaurant.com
I just want to yell Opa !!
Nickatilynx
08-11-2004, 05:45 PM
LOL
What does opa mean??? Its on an ad up here in Canada.
My best guess is "Dance like a homosexual"
Winetalk.com
08-11-2004, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:13 PM
FUCK if it 1998!!!!!!
Serge , where is my fucking check you bastard!!!!!!
;-))))
I have cars to buy , "models" to take shopping and cars to buy!!!!
;-)))
Whoooohoo!!!!!!
Happy days are hear again!!!
my check NEVER was late, c'mon,
I needed your clicks MORE than you needed that check
;-)))
Nickatilynx
08-11-2004, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 11 2004, 01:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 11 2004, 01:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:13 PM
FUCK if it 1998!!!!!!
Serge , where is my fucking check you bastard!!!!!!
;-))))
I have cars to buy , "models" to take shopping and cars to buy!!!!
;-)))
Whoooohoo!!!!!!
Happy days are hear again!!!
my check NEVER was late, c'mon,
I needed your clicks MORE than you needed that check
;-))) [/b][/quote]
Your check , like your good self , always came early :)
And my clicks , like my pants , were padded.
;-)))))
Winetalk.com
08-11-2004, 06:01 PM
yes, they cum early, but 4 times a day
;-)))
(more on the weekend)
;-)))))
<small print> what am I talking about??? it weren't checks...</small print>
;-))))
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Aug 11 2004, 04:46 PM
What does opa mean???
Grandpa in German.
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by Billy@Aug 11 2004, 04:40 PM
If the storm comes I will go to this place
http://tavernaoparestaurant.com
I just want to yell Opa !!
Fuck, I'll drive. 305 803 9196. I'm not "kid"-ding ;-)
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 06:26 PM
Some dude named Ashton Kutcher just showed up at my house. Anyone know him?
Winetalk.com
08-11-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Aug 11 2004, 05:27 PM
Some dude named Ashton Kutcher just showed up at my house. Anyone know him?
hhahahahahahaha,
are you for real????
;-)))
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 11 2004, 05:29 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 11 2004, 05:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Colin@Aug 11 2004, 05:27 PM
Some dude named Ashton Kutcher just showed up at my house. Anyone know him?
hhahahahahahaha,
are you for real????
;-))) [/b][/quote]
I'm real. Everything else is not. $500 on red, please.
Winetalk.com
08-11-2004, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Colin+Aug 11 2004, 05:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Aug 11 2004, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 11 2004, 05:29 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Colin@Aug 11 2004, 05:27 PM
Some dude named Ashton Kutcher just showed up at my house. Anyone know him?
hhahahahahahaha,
are you for real????
;-)))
I'm real. Everything else is not. $500 on red, please. [/b][/quote]
BTW, did "nekkid josh" REALLY took the condom off before he cum in that girl's mouth in Las Vegas???
Beein' bothered me for 5 years.....
;-)))
Winetalk.com
08-11-2004, 06:46 PM
P.S. and in the best Oprano tradition:
EVERYTHING comes down to tits asses and blow jobs here...even the hurricanes
;-)))
slavdogg
08-11-2004, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Aug 11 2004, 04:24 PM
hey, fuck. there's no warning. someone put a link to a 1998 advisory on a weather board to fuck with people and I didn't read it all.
are you sure ??
this seems real to me
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040811/D84DA7U00.html
get our tha way bitches Bonnie and Charley are comming for dinner
Peaches
08-11-2004, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by slavdogg+Aug 11 2004, 07:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Aug 11 2004, 07:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Colin@Aug 11 2004, 04:24 PM
hey, fuck. there's no warning. someone put a link to a 1998 advisory on a weather board to fuck with people and I didn't read it all.
are you sure ??
this seems real to me
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20040811/D84DA7U00.html
get our tha way bitches Bonnie and Charley are comming for dinner [/b][/quote]
Still nothing about Miami though............
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 11 2004, 05:46 PM
BTW, did "nekkid josh" REALLY took the condom off before he cum in that girl's mouth in Las Vegas???
Beein' bothered me for 5 years.....
;-)))
The truth about "the Neon Jungle" is that I held back a lot on stuff that happened. "The story" was all toned down from what really happened .. and that's the truth. I was worried about the image it would project and I didn't want to slander/incriminate anyone. Drugs and porn conferences are a hell of a combination. I wrote the whole thing at the show completely under the influence of GHB.
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Peaches@Aug 11 2004, 06:31 PM
Still nothing about Miami though............
5pm forecast has a 21% chance of the eye coming within 65 nautical miles of Miami.
Originally posted by Colin@Aug 11 2004, 06:33 PM
I wrote the whole thing at the show completely under the influence of GHB.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha
if it's true confessions time ......
....... I'll take a fifth :yowsa:
Nickatilynx
08-11-2004, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by Colin+Aug 11 2004, 03:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Aug 11 2004, 03:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Aug 11 2004, 06:31 PM
Still nothing about Miami though............
5pm forecast has a 21% chance of the eye coming within 65 nautical miles of Miami. [/b][/quote]
Which year?
;-)))
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Aug 11 2004, 06:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Aug 11 2004, 06:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Colin@Aug 11 2004, 03:35 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Aug 11 2004, 06:31 PM
Still nothing about Miami though............
5pm forecast has a 21% chance of the eye coming within 65 nautical miles of Miami.
Which year?
;-))) [/b][/quote]
Haha. 2004.
Location Now - 2pm Thu 2pm Thu - 2am Fri 2am Fri - 2pm Fri 2pm Fri - 2pm Sat Now - 2pm Sat
Miami Fl < 1% 6% 13% 2% 21%
slavdogg
08-11-2004, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Colin@Aug 11 2004, 06:33 PM
The truth about "the Neon Jungle" is that I held back a lot on stuff that happened. "The story" was all toned down from what really happened ..
yes the truth is, Colin is holding the juicy parts for the movie virsion
"Neon Jungle the Movie"
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Vick+Aug 11 2004, 06:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Aug 11 2004, 06:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Colin@Aug 11 2004, 06:33 PM
I wrote the whole thing at the show completely under the influence of GHB.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha
if it's true confessions time ......
....... I'll take a fifth :yowsa: [/b][/quote]
The drug references are unmistakable.
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by slavdogg+Aug 11 2004, 06:40 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Aug 11 2004, 06:40 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Colin@Aug 11 2004, 06:33 PM
The truth about "the Neon Jungle" is that I held back a lot on stuff that happened. "The story" was all toned down from what really happened ..
yes the truth is, Colin is holding the juicy parts for the movie virsion
"Neon Jungle the Movie" [/b][/quote]
Well, you'd know. You were there ;-)
Almighty Colin
08-11-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 11 2004, 05:46 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 11 2004, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Colin@Aug 11 2004, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 11 2004, 05:29 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Colin@Aug 11 2004, 05:27 PM
Some dude named Ashton Kutcher just showed up at my house. Anyone know him?
hhahahahahahaha,
are you for real????
;-)))
I'm real. Everything else is not. $500 on red, please.
BTW, did "nekkid josh" REALLY took the condom off before he cum in that girl's mouth in Las Vegas???
Beein' bothered me for 5 years.....
;-))) [/b][/quote]
For the record that was Daddy T. I wasn't there. I was at the champagne breakfast at the Tropicana when Daddy T and Naked Josh met the $30 hooker. They took all those pics and told me the story and I added it to the story. That was the story they told me. Whether true or not, who knows. We were all too fucked up to know what was the truth.
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