Experienced Internet worker looking for Job

[JACKZ]

Hi

Do you need an extra helping hand? I have 5 years of experience
in the adult business and looking for any type of job that can be done over the internet.

I’m hard working, determined, reliable, a quick learner and well organized.
Currently I’m on a Cable Connection and have 6 to 8 hours a day of free time to work for you.

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My skills and what I can do for you:
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=> Build high quality Picture and/or Movie galleries and submit them regularly.
(My galleries get listed on The Hun and other big TGPs, I also have many partner accounts –
see gallery examples below)

http://galleries.quality-sex-sites.com/tsg4/tsg4.html
http://galleries.quality-sex-sites.com/mar/9/9.html
http://galleries.quality-sex-sites.com/mar/8/8.html
http://galleries.quality-sex-sites.com/sgd4TCF/sgd4.html
http://galleries.quality-sex-sites.com/sgd8P/sgd8p.html

=> Design Full Adult or non-Adult Websites.
(Made hundreds of Adult and non-Adult websites – See website examples below)

http://tender-twinks.quality-sex-sites.com/
http://100-percent-free-porn.quality-sex-sites.com/
http://www.quality-sex-sites.com/never-pay...orn-again3.html (http://www.quality-sex-sites.com/never-pay-for-porn-again3.html)
http://www.quality-sex-sites.com/websites/1/
http://www.quality-sex-sites.com/websites/2/

=> Make promotional Graphics, banners, buttons, logos etc.

=> Very Good HTML and Photoshop knowledge, also proficient in common tools/programs
used in the web designing industry such as Gif Animator etc.

Designing is not the only thing I can do, I also can maintain websites, write reviews and
practically do anything related to the internet industry.

I Worked for Gleemonized (owners of avslounge.com) for over a year and can provide a reference letter.

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If you’re interested please contact me:
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ICQ: 20902573
E-mail: jack@quality-sex-sites.com

Thanks and have a great day

[JACKZ]

Hey guys i'm still lookin for a Part-Time or Full-Time Job :)

[Findesorts]

i'm looking to build a team of webmasters to work on a sponser programme for the adult contacts niche

mainly looking for a designer(s), someone good a coding and just about anyone who can put a postive feedback into our service

this is a new sponsers programme
i do have sites to place in the system , but being just one guy trying to do to much , things are not reallly getting anywhere

i'm actually building the back end of the sponsers programme as we speak and the site will be live by tonight

if you want to work in our team please drop us a email at Findescort33@aol.com

thanks
ted

http://www.adultbizz.com

[Trev]

Originally posted by Findesorts@Jul 28 2004, 07:49 PM
if you want to work in our team please drop us a email at Findescort33@aol.com
Shouldn't that be "if you want to team up"...

1 guy doesn't make a team and shouldn't say "our" :huh:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 28 2004, 02:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 28 2004, 02:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Findesorts@Jul 28 2004, 07:49 PM
if you want to work in our team please drop us a email at Findescort33@aol.com
Shouldn't that be "if you want to team up"...

1 guy doesn't make a team and shouldn't say "our" :huh: [/b][/quote]
penickity today Trev....


Got some sand in your vagina?

;-))))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jul 28 2004, 11:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jul 28 2004, 11:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Jul 28 2004, 02:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Findesorts@Jul 28 2004, 07:49 PM
if you want to work in our team please drop us a email at Findescort33@aol.com
Shouldn't that be "if you want to team up"...

1 guy doesn't make a team and shouldn't say "our" :huh:
penickity today Trev....


Got some sand in your vagina?

;-)))) [/b][/quote]
Yeah... I am feeling a tad cunty tonight, got no idea why though and thats making me even more cunty <_<

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 28 2004, 02:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 28 2004, 02:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 28 2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Trev@Jul 28 2004, 02:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Findesorts@Jul 28 2004, 07:49 PM
if you want to work in our team please drop us a email at Findescort33@aol.com
Shouldn't that be "if you want to team up"...

1 guy doesn't make a team and shouldn't say "our" :huh:
penickity today Trev....


Got some sand in your vagina?

;-))))
Yeah... I am feeling a tad cunty tonight, got no idea why though and thats making me even more cunty <_< [/b][/quote]
As a supporter of SFC you have every right to be cunty.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jul 28 2004, 11:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jul 28 2004, 11:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Jul 28 2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 28 2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Trev@Jul 28 2004, 02:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Findesorts@Jul 28 2004, 07:49 PM
if you want to work in our team please drop us a email at Findescort33@aol.com
Shouldn't that be "if you want to team up"...

1 guy doesn't make a team and shouldn't say "our" :huh:
penickity today Trev....


Got some sand in your vagina?

;-))))
Yeah... I am feeling a tad cunty tonight, got no idea why though and thats making me even more cunty <_<
As a supporter of SFC you have every right to be cunty. [/b][/quote]
Hahahahaha :okthumb: :okthumb:

Thats waht it is.. the new season is comming up lol :D

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 28 2004, 02:42 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 28 2004, 02:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 28 2004, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by Trev@Jul 28 2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 28 2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Trev@Jul 28 2004, 02:08 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Findesorts@Jul 28 2004, 07:49 PM
if you want to work in our team please drop us a email at Findescort33@aol.com
Shouldn't that be "if you want to team up"...

1 guy doesn't make a team and shouldn't say "our" :huh:
penickity today Trev....


Got some sand in your vagina?

;-))))
Yeah... I am feeling a tad cunty tonight, got no idea why though and thats making me even more cunty <_<
As a supporter of SFC you have every right to be cunty.
Hahahahaha :okthumb: :okthumb:

Thats waht it is.. the new season is comming up lol :D [/b][/quote]
HOLY SHIT!!!!!


I am so sorry.


\I had no IDEA how badly they were sucking til I checked this out.

Trevors precious Sunderland FC , 11 kids having a kick about in the park could humilate them ;-))) (http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/sunderland/default.stm)

There is only one team in England...


;-))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 28 2004, 11:53 PM
There is only one team in England...

Arsenal :okthumb:

Hahahaha Paul Thirwell ;-))

The lad had 2 left feet... and both of them where pointing in the wrong direction :D


But money problems are a big issue at the club... I think we're about 36 mil in debt now and we couldn't sell our capacity of season tickets :(

Sack the board just like Newcastle did and look at them now :blink:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 28 2004, 03:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 28 2004, 03:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jul 28 2004, 11:53 PM
There is only one team in England...

Arsenal :okthumb:

Hahahaha Paul Thirwell ;-))

The lad had 2 left feet... and both of them where pointing in the wrong direction :D


But money problems are a big issue at the club... I think we're about 36 mil in debt now and we couldn't sell our capacity of season tickets :(

Sack the board just like Newcastle did and look at them now :blink: [/b][/quote]
The ground could errrrrr accidently catch fire.

;-))))

and...fuck Arsenal.



UNITED!!! :)

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jul 29 2004, 12:19 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jul 29 2004, 12:19 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Jul 28 2004, 03:16 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jul 28 2004, 11:53 PM
There is only one team in England...

Arsenal :okthumb:

Hahahaha Paul Thirwell ;-))

The lad had 2 left feet... and both of them where pointing in the wrong direction :D


But money problems are a big issue at the club... I think we're about 36 mil in debt now and we couldn't sell our capacity of season tickets :(

Sack the board just like Newcastle did and look at them now :blink:
The ground could errrrrr accidently catch fire.

;-))))

and...fuck Arsenal.



UNITED!!! :) [/b][/quote]
Hmmm I might know someone that has dabbled in that kinda thing lol... :rolleyes:


As for UNITED, they are probably the biggest sporting money spinner ever known in the UK.. even the players turds turn to gold....

[SykkBoy]

This thread just turned very British........

[Opti]

Originally posted by JACKZ@Jul 28 2004, 10:26 PM
Hey guys i'm still lookin for a Part-Time or Full-Time Job :)
You sound too good... 5 years experience.. hard reliable worker..

just doesnt add up why you think someone else can make more money from your work than you maybe.

[Trev]

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jul 29 2004, 01:26 AM
This thread just turned very British........
Is that a sarcastic way of saying "GAY" :biglaugh:

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 29 2004, 05:59 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 29 2004, 05:59 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SykkBoy@Jul 29 2004, 01:26 AM
This thread just turned very British........
Is that a sarcastic way of saying "GAY" :biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
Oh deary deary me.....

Football is not gay.

Sykk however may be.

;-)))

Wait til I start droning on about cricket with Lisa.

We tried to explain it to Dravyk once....ah well.

[SykkBoy]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jul 29 2004, 09:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jul 29 2004, 09:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Jul 29 2004, 05:59 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-SykkBoy@Jul 29 2004, 01:26 AM
This thread just turned very British........
Is that a sarcastic way of saying "GAY" :biglaugh:
Oh deary deary me.....

Football is not gay.

Sykk however may be.

;-)))

Wait til I start droning on about cricket with Lisa.

We tried to explain it to Dravyk once....ah well. [/b][/quote]
bend over and let's find out together about my sexual orientation......

Cricket isn't too bad...from a layman's perspective, it's kind of a combination of baseball which isn't gay in the slightest, and lacrosse, which is gayer than gay...

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by SykkBoy@Jul 29 2004, 07:11 AM
Cricket isn't too bad...from a layman's perspective, it's kind of a combination of baseball which isn't gay in the slightest, and lacrosse, which is gayer than gay...
Sykk,

Don't forget those fetching v-neck sweaters...

[Lisa]

Cricket's really quite simple to understand. Basically the rules are as follows:

The Rules of Cricket
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.

When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

And then there are the backyard variations to the standard rules, as traditionally played in backyards all over Australia.

The ICC in conjunction with Cricket Australia have today released a standard code of conduct for Backyard Cricket.



1. GENERAL RULES

1a. Can't Get Out First Ball: Curious rule introduced to give the token unco dickhead a reprieve. Smart-arse batsmen use it to hone their reverse sweep; which becomes interesting when smart-arse bowlers use it to hone their beamer.

1b. Caught Behind (auto wikky): Since no one has the desire or the reflexes to stand in the slips cordon, an edge onto the back fence constitutes instant dismissal. Has signalled the death of the late cut.

1c. One Hand, One Bounce: This popular innovation (When a fielder can dismiss a batsman by catching the ball in one hand on the first bounce) is essential to the very fabric of the sport. Importantly, it means a game can be organised with a minimum of players. Note that this rule only applies when the fielder is holding a beer in their other hand.

1d. No LBW: When no umpires are available (or trustworthy), the only option is to can the LBW rule altogether, ensuring cagey batsmen shuffle across the crease as is test driving a Zimmer frame.

1e. Six And Out (Then Fetch It): Introduced to combat space and energy restrictions. It's rumoured to have been initiated by a hapless bowler living alongside a pack of Rottweilers.

1f. Standard Over: All veteran backyard bowlers know that the standard length of an over in backyard cricket ranges from anything between 10-12 balls. You only relinquish the bowling duties when questioned by any fielders or opposing team members. But only after the standard response of "Two to Come".




2. ESSENTIAL ITEMS

2a. Esky: Strategically placed at the bowler's end, the esky is the shrine, the fuel, the Richie Benaud of backyard cricket - because it holds the beer.

2b. Balls: A minimum of 3 tennis balls is advised, as there's always some smart-arse who delights in tonking them over the fence (see rule 1e). Advanced exponents use electrical tape around half the ball to give it more swing than Austin Powers.

2c. Dog: Preferable of Kelpie or Heeler extraction, so it can field every ball, including those that disappear under the house or thorny bushes. The downside is that they produce more slobber than a 14 year old male Penthouse reader. The upside is the dog will sleep for 3 days straight afterwards.

2d. Rubbish Bin: It would be nice to think you can clean up your own mess, but in reality the bin makes a perfect set of stumps.

2e. Bat: Boasting multiple scratches and dents, and no grip left on the handle, it's usually of 1980's vintage with a single scoop, with a fake signature of Allan Border or Merv Hughes providing added backyard cult status.


3. CODE OF ETHICS

3a. Stumps: The game draws to a close when,
i) Your host finally cooks the snags after the barbie has run out of gas,
ii) Macca hits the last ball onto the road and it disappears down the drain (not withstanding rules 1e and 2c),
iii) You can't get that batsman out with any type of bowling pace or spin, or
iv) Your girlfriend cracks the shits and wants to go home because you "become a shit" when you hang around with your mates.

3b. Flower Damage: Any respectful male will cringe and help hide the fact that you have just topped your girlfriend's petunias. Somehow, the universal threat of a week-long drought bonds the male species.

3c. Spilt Beer: Ideally, the offending batsman should apologise profusely and offer to replace the vanquished stubbie. Fat Chance. The feat prompts shitloads of laughter, and the usually triumphant "Get me one while you're at it!"

3d. No Running Between Wickets: Every backyard cricket specialist should know this phrase, "The words fun and run don't go together." Just ask Arjuna Ranatunga. Besides, how the hell are you supposed to run in thongs?

3e. Courtesy Call: Always invite the chicks to have a bat. They usually say no, but on the odd occasion, they do take a grip of the willow. You can bowl a couple of dollies to her so she can hit before ending this freakish sideshow with a yorker. Most chicks hold a bat as if they're chopping wood, and they bowl as if throwing left-handed. And they can't handle yorkers. Still, someone has to make the salad.