My girlfriend is smarter than I thought.

[pushpills]

She gave me the heave-ho!

Citing her will to go to the mountains and emotional problems with her late mother, and me bringing down her "independent womanhood".


Bummer, and to think I could have cheated on her with several girls from clubs, but would have felt too bad about it.


Even smart interesting chicks have problems, it sucks, we had so much in common. I've never been dumped before in my life, and I've dated way hotter chicks. Gettin' the axe feels terrible.

I'm gonna get loaded tonight. :(

[Mike AI]

Guess you did not give her the good loving she needed!

:o

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 20 2004, 04:21 PM
Guess you did not give her the good loving she needed!

:o
I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jul 20 2004, 11:21 PM
Guess you did not give her the good loving she needed!

:o
His wood was no good :lol:

[Trev]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 11:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 11:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Jul 20 2004, 04:21 PM
Guess you did not give her the good loving she needed!

:o
I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first. [/b][/quote]
A phase... do you mean in the sence of "roughing it"?

[Nickatilynx]

awww diddums......

I've never been dumped before in my life

Is that Dog?
Is that cat?
NO ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahah

[pushpills]

Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 04:34 PM
awww diddums......

I've never been dumped before in my life

Is that Dog?
Is that cat?
NO ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahah
Aside from junior high shit, but I was not having sex then. Seriously, always had flings and a few relationships, never dumped till today.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 02:34 PM
Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha

stop !! stop !!

This is getting too sad!!


ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 02:35 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 02:35 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 04:34 PM
awww diddums......

I've never been dumped before in my life

Is that Dog?
Is that cat?
NO ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahah
Aside from junior high shit, but I was not having sex then. Seriously, always had flings and a few relationships, never dumped till today. [/b][/quote]
Oh come on !!!!

Some must have dumped you when they either sobered up , came down , or got eye glasses!!!



;-)))))


My recommendation.... = absinthe
head cold = absinthe
nothing on TV = absinth
your team won = absinthe
your team lost = absinthe
they didn't play = absinthe.

;-)))

[pushpills]

Nick, yea, everyone including my friends were a little suspicious of her first sex orgasm with me, but, she hasn't had much sex before me. The most she's had in her life has been in the last 3 months.

[Nickatilynx]

Seriously , go out with some mates and gtet totally banjaxed.

:)

[pushpills]

Nick, you gotta send me some of the real stuff! Maybe it'd cure all.


Well, one night stands there's been a couple ive called and not heard back, but thats not a girlfriend, thats someone i just wanted to fuck again.

[Trev]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 11:34 PM
Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.
We're gonna get back into that whole "yeah yeah yeah" thing here... with you saying "look she said it was her first" and everone else saying "reeeaaalllyyyy"

:blink:

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 04:40 PM
Seriously , go out with some mates and gtet totally banjaxed.

:)
Yep, drinkin some wine right now, our mutually preferred turning leaf cabernet, and then going to a bar later to get cheered up by some of the guys.

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 20 2004, 04:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 20 2004, 04:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 11:34 PM
Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.
We're gonna get back into that whole "yeah yeah yeah" thing here... with you saying "look she said it was her first" and everone else saying "reeeaaalllyyyy"

:blink: [/b][/quote]
I know her well enough to know it was. She'd only had 1 boyfriend before, and he always pulled out within like 2 minutes.

[Nickatilynx]

Trev,

I did hear she was a virgin.










VIRGIN ON BEING A HO!!!!!



ahahahahahahahhahaha

;-))))






sorry but I have always been fortunate in being able to gain happiness in the suffering of others ;-)))

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 05:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 05:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Jul 20 2004, 04:21 PM
Guess you did not give her the good loving she needed!

:o
I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first. [/b][/quote]
You are still very young, I would not be looking for Miss Right, I would be looking for ALL the Miss' Wrong out there.

Just my 2 cents.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 02:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 02:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Jul 20 2004, 04:41 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 11:34 PM
Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.
We're gonna get back into that whole "yeah yeah yeah" thing here... with you saying "look she said it was her first" and everone else saying "reeeaaalllyyyy"

:blink:
I know her well enough to know it was. She'd only had 1 boyfriend before, and he always pulled out within like 2 minutes. [/b][/quote]
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

( I'm fucking coughing up a lung here)

ahahahahbahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[pushpills]

If it was any other girl I wouldnt believe that shit, but not this girl.

In the same breath, if it was most other girls dumping me, i woulndt give a shit.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 11:44 PM
Trev,

I did hear she was a virgin.










VIRGIN ON BEING A HO!!!!!



ahahahahahahahhahaha

;-))))






sorry but I have always been fortunate in being able to gain happiness in the suffering of others ;-)))
Hahahahahaha

You son-uva-bitch you just woke up my son and got my new wireless all covered in Carling lol :okthumb: :okthumb:


:D



Edit: The Carling made me do it

[Nickatilynx]

Pull yourself togethere man!!!!


In the scheme of things , I can't even remember the names of women I fell in love with at your age!!!

Mind you , I also can't remember where I leave things , the day of the week , or my own damn name!!! ;-))))

Seriously man , there are plenty mopre fish in the sea. pebbles on the beach , and hos in the brothel.

Cheer the fuck up

Go wash the camero!

;-))))

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 04:49 PM

Cheer the fuck up

Go wash the camero!

;-))))
It's always washed, thanks for reminding me of my other true love :)

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 11:49 PM
Go wash the camero!
BURN!

[Nickatilynx]

So I take it Trev you are drinking a mixture of Carling and wine.

Nice!!!


:wnw:

:barfon:

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 11:51 PM
So I take it Trev you are drinking a mixture of Carling and wine.

Nice!!!


:wnw:

:barfon:
It's all good :D

Plus it's got my oprano-posting fingers working again B)

[pushpills]

nick is your new avatar absinthe?


let me buy a bottle for my worries.

[Nickatilynx]

It'll still taste better than absinthe ;-)))

[JR]

you should have shown her your threads about your Gucci wallet. she might have gave you some more time.

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 04:55 PM
It'll still taste better than absinthe ;-)))
what will?

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 02:54 PM
nick is your new avatar absinthe?


let me buy a bottle for my worries.
If my next "shipment" can cross the border OK , I owe 3 people on this board bottles already , I'll put another one in for you.

It really fucks you up though , you have been warned

[pushpills]

Originally posted by JR@Jul 20 2004, 04:55 PM
you should have shown her your threads about your Gucci wallet. she might have gave you some more time.
good point. she doesn't care about that material shit anyway.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 02:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 02:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 04:55 PM
It'll still taste better than absinthe ;-)))
what will? [/b][/quote]
Anything!!!

I meant wine and Carling , but hell I do not know anything that tastes worth than absinthe.

Except......



THE BITTERNESS OF BEING DUMPED!!!!!


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 05:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 05:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 04:55 PM
It'll still taste better than absinthe ;-)))
what will? [/b][/quote]
Varnish.

Motor oil.

Formula 409.

[Trev]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 11:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 11:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JR@Jul 20 2004, 04:55 PM
you should have shown her your threads about your Gucci wallet. she might have gave you some more time.
good point. she doesn't care about that material shit anyway. [/b][/quote]
Free the hippy!





oh wait she be free already!

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jul 20 2004, 04:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jul 20 2004, 04:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 02:54 PM
nick is your new avatar absinthe?


let me buy a bottle for my worries.
If my next "shipment" can cross the border OK , I owe 3 people on this board bottles already , I'll put another one in for you.

It really fucks you up though , you have been warned [/b][/quote]
awsome, i'd appreciate that, always wanted to try it.

no firearms in my place, I'm as safe as I can be.

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 20 2004, 02:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 20 2004, 02:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 11:57 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JR@Jul 20 2004, 04:55 PM
you should have shown her your threads about your Gucci wallet. she might have gave you some more time.
good point. she doesn't care about that material shit anyway.
Free the hippy!





oh wait she be free already! [/b][/quote]
Naw mate , she ain't free.



But the boys say she is very reasonably priced!!!!


ahahahahahahahahahahahah

You thow them up ..ahahahahahahhahaha

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Trev@Jul 20 2004, 04:59 PM


oh wait she be free already!
her newfound freedom will bring her sadness, i bet she'll be trying to get back with me in 2 weeks. most guys are asshole man-sluts, she wont find anyone better than me that has a penis, and im quite sure she isn't in to chicks.

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Jul 21 2004, 12:01 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Jul 21 2004, 12:01 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Trev@Jul 20 2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 11:57 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JR@Jul 20 2004, 04:55 PM
you should have shown her your threads about your Gucci wallet. she might have gave you some more time.
good point. she doesn't care about that material shit anyway.
Free the hippy!





oh wait she be free already!
Naw mate , she ain't free.



But the boys say she is very reasonably priced!!!!


ahahahahahahahahahahahah

You thow them up ..ahahahahahahhahaha [/b][/quote]
Soo I'm Wise and your Morcombe :D

It's cool to be classic :okthumb:

[Trev]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 21 2004, 12:06 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 21 2004, 12:06 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Jul 20 2004, 04:59 PM


oh wait she be free already!
her newfound freedom will bring her sadness, i bet she'll be trying to get back with me in 2 weeks. most guys are asshole man-sluts, she wont find anyone better than me that has a penis, and im quite sure she isn't in to chicks. [/b][/quote]
Oh phuleeze!!!


She'd be better off with the sink scum I can't be arsed to get rid of than you... because unlike you it don't love itself first!!!

[Nickatilynx]

Originally posted by Trev+Jul 20 2004, 03:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Jul 20 2004, 03:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 21 2004, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by Trev@Jul 20 2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 11:57 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JR@Jul 20 2004, 04:55 PM
you should have shown her your threads about your Gucci wallet. she might have gave you some more time.
good point. she doesn't care about that material shit anyway.
Free the hippy!





oh wait she be free already!
Naw mate , she ain't free.



But the boys say she is very reasonably priced!!!!


ahahahahahahahahahahahah

You thow them up ..ahahahahahahhahaha
Soo I'm Wise and your Morcombe :D

It's cool to be classic :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Thats right Sunshine.

Look at those short fat hairy legs!!

You are gonna like this , not a lot!!!

;-)))

[Trev]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 21 2004, 12:09 AM
Look at those short fat hairy legs!!
How? D'ya have a cam I don't know about :P

[grimm]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 02:25 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 02:25 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Jul 20 2004, 04:21 PM
Guess you did not give her the good loving she needed!

:o
I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first. [/b][/quote]
well you cant compete with the lesbians, i mean mountains;)

[grimm]

thats why i break up first. currently doing it now.

:grrr:

[TheEnforcer]

Don't worry if a guy who chases goats can have a good looking wife there is hope for you yet pushpills!! :P

[Nickatilynx]

TE ,

I win women over with my charm , sense of humour and intellect.



Oh and by my uncanny ability to lick my eyebrows.


;-)))

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 06:13 PM

I win women over with my charm , sense of humour and intellect.

Oh and by my uncanny ability to lick my eyebrows.


Now that would get some chicks in a club.

The only talent I have is to pay for hundreds of dollars worth of drinks.

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 07:59 PM
The only talent I have is to pay for hundreds of dollars worth of drinks.
So she was a lush or just dating you made her want to drink heavily?

[*KK*]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 20 2004, 07:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 20 2004, 07:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jul 20 2004, 06:13 PM

I win women over with my charm , sense of humour and intellect.

Oh and by my uncanny ability to lick my eyebrows.


Now that would get some chicks in a club.

The only talent I have is to pay for hundreds of dollars worth of drinks. [/b][/quote]
Hahaa, you and every other smuck with a Capital One secured card.

grimmster -- :(

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 05:34 PM
Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.
Steve,
how does it feel to be used like a dildo?
;-))

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jul 21 2004, 04:24 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jul 21 2004, 04:24 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 05:34 PM
Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.
Steve,
how does it feel to be used like a dildo?
;-)) [/b][/quote]
not good!

[pushpills]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto+Jul 21 2004, 02:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (XXXPhoto @ Jul 21 2004, 02:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 07:59 PM
The only talent I have is to pay for hundreds of dollars worth of drinks.
So she was a lush or just dating you made her want to drink heavily? [/b][/quote]
Nahhh, I've never been to a club with her, she's not 21.

Maybe she will start drinking now to erase her memories....but she still wants to go to the outdoor film thing with me...and who knows...possibly get laid again.

Chicks are weird.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 21 2004, 07:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 21 2004, 07:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 21 2004, 04:24 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 05:34 PM
Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.
Steve,
how does it feel to be used like a dildo?
;-))
not good! [/b][/quote]
no worries,
you'll get used to it
;-)))

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jul 21 2004, 06:32 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jul 21 2004, 06:32 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 21 2004, 07:26 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 21 2004, 04:24 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 20 2004, 05:34 PM
Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.
Steve,
how does it feel to be used like a dildo?
;-))
not good!
no worries,
you'll get used to it
;-))) [/b][/quote]
I would think most girls would get a better looking guy to use for sex though, we did have alot in common.

I'm glad I made her pay her half for dinners, seeing as she just used me for my orgasm giving abilities!

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 21 2004, 07:36 AM

I would think most girls would get a better looking guy to use for sex though, we did have alot in common.

I'm glad I made her pay her half for dinners, seeing as she just used me for my orgasm giving abilities!
what look has to do with sex???? there is no correlation between look and sexual powers
;-)))

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jul 21 2004, 06:49 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jul 21 2004, 06:49 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 21 2004, 07:36 AM

I would think most girls would get a better looking guy to use for sex though, we did have alot in common.

I'm glad I made her pay her half for dinners, seeing as she just used me for my orgasm giving abilities!
what look has to do with sex???? there is no correlation between look and sexual powers
;-))) [/b][/quote]
Well I know that, but I don't think most girls know that.

Guy with huge biceps = guy with small penis.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by pushpills+Jul 21 2004, 08:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jul 21 2004, 08:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 21 2004, 06:49 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 21 2004, 07:36 AM

I would think most girls would get a better looking guy to use for sex though, we did have alot in common.

I'm glad I made her pay her half for dinners, seeing as she just used me for my orgasm giving abilities!
what look has to do with sex???? there is no correlation between look and sexual powers
;-)))
Well I know that, but I don't think most girls know that.

Guy with huge biceps = guy with small penis. [/b][/quote]
you don't give enough credits to the girls nowadays...they know more than you think
;-))))

she didn't dump you for the lack of biceps or penis size. you probably just bored her to death,
do me a favor, ask her if I am right
;-)))

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jul 21 2004, 07:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jul 21 2004, 07:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 21 2004, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jul 21 2004, 06:49 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 21 2004, 07:36 AM

I would think most girls would get a better looking guy to use for sex though, we did have alot in common.

I'm glad I made her pay her half for dinners, seeing as she just used me for my orgasm giving abilities!
what look has to do with sex???? there is no correlation between look and sexual powers
;-)))
Well I know that, but I don't think most girls know that.

Guy with huge biceps = guy with small penis.
you don't give enough credits to the girls nowadays...they know more than you think
;-))))

she didn't dump you for the lack of biceps or penis size. you probably just bored her to death,
do me a favor, ask her if I am right
;-))) [/b][/quote]
I'll ask her.

She claims she needs her independence back and blah blah, and we were starting to bicker a little too. She's a little unstable since her mom died. I told her she could just use me for sex and an art/film buddy without being my "girlfriend" but I don't think she's hip to it anymore.

And after it all, i've gained 10 pounds from not being so strict about my diet, not having to find chicks.

It's like seeing Anchor Man (dissapointment), and having to pay on the way out too.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by pushpills@Jul 21 2004, 08:18 AM


She claims she needs her independence back and blah blah, and we were starting to bicker a little too.
you shouldn't use ball gag and hand cuffs for the first 6 months
;-))

all your fault, you jumped the gun
;-)))

[pushpills]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jul 21 2004, 07:20 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jul 21 2004, 07:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pushpills@Jul 21 2004, 08:18 AM


She claims she needs her independence back and blah blah, and we were starting to bicker a little too.
you shouldn't use ball gag and hand cuffs for the first 6 months
;-))

all your fault, you jumped the gun
;-))) [/b][/quote]
LOL, so that's what she meant by independence.

Videotaping sadomy seemed like a romantic idea at the time.....

Ya live, ya learn.

[Monk]

DATING ALERT!!!!

The reason people give for breaking up is usually not the real reason.

DATING ALERT!!!

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by Monk@Jul 21 2004, 08:35 AM
DATING ALERT!!!!

The reason people give for breaking up is usually not the real reason.

DATING ALERT!!!

WARNING. I say this and I'm by nature an optimist.

Humanity alert. The real reason anyone gives for anything is not the real reason.

[Almighty Colin]

Originally posted by *KK*@Jul 21 2004, 04:09 AM
Hahaa, you and every other smuck with a Capital One secured card.

That was a good one. Oprano needs a variant of "the pearl" for a good insult.

In deference to "that 70's Show" I hereby nominate "burn". Any chance we can get a flame icon?