July's Asshole of the Month [Archive] - Oprano Adult Industry Forums

Billy

07-03-2004, 03:16 PM

http://isjustanasshole.com/

Well the results are in and this month the asshole of the month title goes to one of the biggest around : )

GONZO !!

Congrats you big asshole now do not forget this in August when I want to be an official FFN !!

:bdance: :bwave: :bjump: :cdance: :bwave: :bdance: :cdance: :bjump:

XXXPhoto

07-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Congrats Gonzo... "Glazed" Asshole has such a kinky ring to it! ...lol...

PornoDoggy

07-03-2004, 04:31 PM

It couldn't have happened to a nicer asshole! Congratulations on this momentous occasion.

mojobill

07-03-2004, 04:49 PM

It couldn't have happened to a nicer(?) Asshole! Congrats Gonz!

On another important note..... I FINALLY MADE THE ASSHOLE LIST!!!

Peaches

07-03-2004, 05:09 PM

Krispy Kreme bribes work wonders :)

Congrats, G :)

TheEnforcer

07-03-2004, 07:57 PM

Congrats Gonzo!! You are truly as asshole worthy of the award!

Hmmm.. maybe Gonzo and I need to start the FFA (Fat Fucking Assholes) club!!

:P

Mike AI

07-03-2004, 08:01 PM

Gonzo has deserved this award for over a year in my opinion!!

It has been way to long!!

I hope he enjoys all the benefits the award confers!!

Congradulations!

:moon:

confucy

07-03-2004, 08:28 PM

No, Mike...Gonzo does not deserve this award. If you were truly judging the person by being an out and out asshole, yes, he should have gotten the award last year.

But you and I know that the *asshole* award goes to those who are in the Oprano gang. You give this award to employees, ass kissing posters, and people who are business associates.

Gonzo deserves an award for sure...a trophy for being the biggest hacker ass kisser on earth. Gonzo is one of those people who gets satisfaction out of bringing grief to the lives of innocent human beings.

FUCK YOU, GONZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

If I ever get the chance to BAN your fat ass, it will be done in a heartbeat. :nyanya:

Meni

07-03-2004, 08:38 PM

i'm moving up the charts
you can't stop me
you can only hope to suck me

Nickatilynx

07-03-2004, 08:48 PM

Congratulations Gonzo , M8 :)

Rolo

07-03-2004, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by confucy@Jul 3 2004, 04:29 PM
No, Mike...Gonzo does not deserve this award. If you were truly judging the person by being an out and out asshole, yes, he should have gotten the award last year.

But you and I know that the *asshole* award goes to those who are in the Oprano gang. You give this award to employees, ass kissing posters, and people who are business associates.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the "Is Just An Asshole" is. You have to see what it is for yourself. This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You do not get the title of Asshole and the story ends. You wake up in bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You get the Asshole title you stay in Wonderland and Billy shows you how deep the Asshole goes. Remember, all he is offering is the truth, nothing more. :cool2:

masterp74

07-03-2004, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by confucy@Jul 3 2004, 04:29 PM
No, Mike...Gonzo does not deserve this award. If you were truly judging the person by being an out and out asshole, yes, he should have gotten the award last year.

But you and I know that the *asshole* award goes to those who are in the Oprano gang. You give this award to employees, ass kissing posters, and people who are business associates.

Gonzo deserves an award for sure...a trophy for being the biggest hacker ass kisser on earth. Gonzo is one of those people who gets satisfaction out of bringing grief to the lives of innocent human beings.

FUCK YOU, GONZO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

If I ever get the chance to BAN your fat ass, it will be done in a heartbeat. :nyanya:
stop being a playa hater.

Gonzo is the biggest asshole I know this month. :matey:

also WTF Billy? wasn't I 14th last month or something like that. What's this 16th place crap this month. move me up or I'll start being nice. Prick

confucy

07-03-2004, 11:02 PM

The assholes selected are liked by Billy and the Oprano gang. It's a sign saying, *welcome, we accept you!* Nobody accepts Gonzo. They just tolerate him. If you ass kissing people who are congratulating Gonzo knew the kind of shit he pulls on and off the internet, you would be repulsed.

Sure, he acts like the good old Southern cracker, but he is mean-spirited. He turns on you in a second. Well, I know somebody who does the same. What do they say about opposites attract? Well, the same rat bastards also are attracted to their brothers in crime.

Since we had a vote asking whether I should be banned by my best buddy, CJ, I think we should have a poll to see if Gonzo should be rejected as a ASSHOLE of the month. That would be a first. Oprano pulls their asshole trophy because the July Asshole is REALLY AN ASSHOLE, and true assholes don't qualify. :rokk:

gonzo

07-04-2004, 12:50 AM

Thanks!
I will do my best to live up to the expectations that comes with the title.
Being an asshole is hard work along wth a FFN. Billy you will soon see when you wear the hat. Gabe will be happy to not be the low man on the totem pole.

I love how Confucy wants to be CJ's buddy when things do go her way.
Bans and polls.... next you will be calling for Serge and Mike to fire me again.

Have a Happy 4th and order an extra pizza from Albertsons. Im planning my Birthday party next week in NY with Kevin and Darci.

Winetalk.com

07-04-2004, 12:54 AM

confucy,
when you sent me e-mail and asked to "fire gonzo",
what did I tell you?

I gave you the offer:
bring more sponsors on board than Gonzo and you will be named his boss.

You can't bring a penny to Oprano,
even if you give birth to triplets and post them on Oprano exclusively.

Are you envious of his success or is he just your new Kevin?

Nickatilynx

07-04-2004, 12:58 AM

confucy,

Once again it comes to me to fuck up a thread by adding facts to it....

I am beloved by all at Oprano ;-)))

Despite being in the top 10 since Jesus was a pup , I have never been awarded the award.

THE FUCKING BASTARDS!!!

excuse me....

;-)))

YOU HOWEVER ARE AN HONARY ASSHOLE!!!!

Hear that? Its your theory crumbling ;-)))

Vick

07-04-2004, 01:00 AM

Big Congrats Gonzo!!!!

confucy

07-04-2004, 01:21 AM

Serge, let's get something straight. I never asked you to fire Gonzo. I asked you why you *hired* him. Rock the boat all you want, but don't lie to these Oprano webmasters.

I have never banned or fired anyone, but then I have never encountered a lowlife as low as Gonzo. You never asked me to help you with sponsors. You got a hell of a lot of traffic because of me. You were introduced to hackers, ham radio people, and new webmasters because of me, and they posted here.

You recently said you preferred that Oprano remain a small intimate group of webmasters. You told Brad that you weren't here for the money because you are burning up the stock market and making more than you could ever make on a porn board.

Now, if you want my help in directing traffic to Oprano, you can request my services free of charge in a phone call or email. All Gonzo has done is bring disgrace to Oprano. He is a lying piece of shit. His fame is to hang on to the ass cheeks of hackers and wannabie webmasters. He failed with the Oprano Radio Show, and since his arrival, you have lost webmasters on Oprano. They have gone to GFY or weasel's board.

Don't try to bullshit me, Serge. I will lose respect for you. :rokk:

confucy

07-04-2004, 01:25 AM

Don't start fucking with my posts, furball. I have never used the word, *weasel,* to describe Mr. Shaw. He is kicking your butt, Serge. Live with it. Go to Europe and forget the board battles and enjoy life. :cdance:

Nickatilynx

07-04-2004, 01:30 AM

Forgot to take your meds today , huh?

Seriously sometimes you are lucid and make reasonable points , then you go "whooop ,wibble , blah...screech"

please take them.

confucy

07-04-2004, 01:34 AM

For those who accuse me of being boring, I suggest you read the comments made by my haters. Nick, you can do better than *the meds* comment. Come on, give me your best shot. You know damn well you like me. You have to find someone you can treat like shit or your day is a failure.

Why not change some shitty diapers. That is something constructive you could be doing. :D

Mike AI

07-04-2004, 01:40 AM

Originally posted by confucy@Jul 4 2004, 12:35 AM
For those who accuse me of being boring, I suggest you read the comments made by my haters. Nick, you can do better than *the meds* comment. Come on, give me your best shot. You know damn well you like me. You have to find someone you can treat like shit or your day is a failure.

Why not change some shitty diapers. That is something constructive you could be doing. :D

Confucy, always inspiring - trying to get people to the next level!

:okthumb:

Rolo

07-04-2004, 02:09 AM

Confucy, I think the message to you is... you are predictable.

You are like a carousel in a theme park, placed so kids can ride you, but sure its fun the first 2-3 times, but then it gets boring - it just go round and round, while playing the same looney tune... most want to get off at that point, but some will ride a few more times, but they end up getting sick by going round in circles and ending up the same place again and again - it gets them nowhere...
Now a few will enjoy riding the carousel for hours, no matter what happens, however they will probably need psychiatric help once the theme park closes :yowsa:

Vick

07-04-2004, 02:21 AM

Originally posted by confucy@Jul 4 2004, 12:26 AM
Don't start fucking with my posts, furball. I have never used the word, *weasel,* to describe Mr. Shaw. He is kicking your butt, Serge. Live with it. Go to Europe and forget the board battles and enjoy life. :cdance:
Confucy - you're trying to speak about people you don't really know

The few times I've met Brad in person he was very congenial - handshake, smile, positive attitude. But I doubt Brad and I would ever have a meaningful conversation or sit down to dinner together- different people, attitudes, interests, outlooks and so on

I have and will at the drop of a hat travel to have dinner, drinks, fun and interesting/meaningful conversations with Serge and his lovely bride LL. Even though I've never met him I'm sure I'd enjoy the company and conversation of Serge's Father as well

What's that tell you?

confucy

07-04-2004, 02:50 AM

Vick, what people don't I know?

How many webmasters do we never meet, but only see on the boards? It doesn't take a few hours at dinner or a crab barbecue to form an opinion of someone. I judge people on the boards by their comments and their actions. Don't you?

How many people know you, Vick? How many people know me? Most people on Oprano are so quick to judge strangers. Hell, I'm not a newbie any longer. If you don't like me, I'm fine with that. But don't lower yourself to the level of Gonzo where you believe every screwy story that is told about me.

I bet this is a favorite time for your son. Happy 4th.

Hell Puppy

07-04-2004, 03:19 AM

Absolutely amazing...

This is exactly how Kevin said Confucy would behave during his radio interview.

gonzo

07-04-2004, 03:39 AM

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jul 4 2004, 02:20 AM
Absolutely amazing...

This is exactly how Kevin said Confucy would behave during his radio interview.
Reminds me I owe you a 20 spot on that bet. I figure she was so beat down by that hagird picture she never show her face again.

Your right though....she disregards the fact that everyone knows its her cuz she cant violate that perm restraining order and trys to deflect shit on everyone else.

You earned it!

squirtingcarly

07-04-2004, 04:33 AM

Congratulations Gozo. We need to have a party now. :bdance:

Carly

CuriousToyBoy

07-04-2004, 08:39 AM

Congrats Gonz.

And what an entertaining thread your win has led to!

I am not on that list, I hate being on lists (think deeper than the obvious inference people), and as Groucho Marx said:

I would never join a club that would have me as a member

:P

Vick

07-04-2004, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by confucy@Jul 4 2004, 01:51 AM
Vick, what people don't I know?

How many webmasters do we never meet, but only see on the boards? It doesn't take a few hours at dinner or a crab barbecue to form an opinion of someone. I judge people on the boards by their comments and their actions. Don't you?

How many people know you, Vick? How many people know me? Most people on Oprano are so quick to judge strangers. Hell, I'm not a newbie any longer. If you don't like me, I'm fine with that. But don't lower yourself to the level of Gonzo where you believe every screwy story that is told about me.

I bet this is a favorite time for your son. Happy 4th.
C- you've never actually met Serge or Brad

Board personalities are just that - Board Personalities
In many cases the real person is different than the board person

Not a whole lot of people in the industry (or anywhere for that matter) "know" me
But the few friends I have are for the most part intelligent, outstanding, witty people

My ex-wife had commented on the outstanding "quality" of the few people I has as friends

The funny thing is as a performer I now meet even more people, give them smiles but still on the whole don't care for much of the human race (I was overwhelmed Friday Night when a little girl asked for my autograph)

As for you C I don't know what to think and that about makes sense :awinky:

and yes S loves the 4th, he saw fireworks last night and will again tonight (plus we have the daddy stash of fireworks for just S and Daddy)

sextoyking

07-04-2004, 02:00 PM

Gonzo,

Congrats on being top asshole for July :)

:bjump: :bdance: :bwave: :purpdance:

Billy

07-04-2004, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by confucy@Jul 3 2004, 07:29 PM
But you and I know that the *asshole* award goes to those who are in the Oprano gang. You give this award to employees, ass kissing posters, and people who are business associates.
Confucy just to make sure you are on the same page with me as I think you may have a "few" facts confused. "I" started isjustanasshole.com a long time ago, before Oprano as a joke. "I" put the names on the list from the people I meet at shows, on the boards.

I see a few names on the list who NEVER post on oprano or who are NOT business associates of Mike or Serge.

"I" put the names on the list and YES you are on the list, you are only listed as an Honorary Asshole because I have not seen you around in a while, I do not get involved with who likes who, just because a person messes over one person if they have never done anything to me why should I "ban" them ???

Just my two cents on this subject. Remember I have never met you, talked to you, icqed you but added you because you "added to the gumbo" as Mike says.

Hope to see everybody in Miami when "I" might find some NEW assholes or lose a few OLD assholes : )

Winetalk.com

07-04-2004, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by confucy@Jul 4 2004, 12:22 AM
Serge, let's get something straight. I never asked you to fire Gonzo. I asked you why you *hired* him. Rock the boat all you want, but don't lie to these Oprano webmasters.

my dear resident psycopath,
as soon as I got your e-mail,
I forwarded it over to:
Kevin, Mike, Gonzo,
with all headers and IP info,
don't lie to me, darling,
I've got your number, remember?

when and if I lie-
it becomes public 4-5 years down the road and not from your ilk
;-)))

Winetalk.com

07-04-2004, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by Vick+Jul 4 2004, 01:22 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Jul 4 2004, 01:22 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-confucy@Jul 4 2004, 12:26 AM
Don't start fucking with my posts, furball. I have never used the word, *weasel,* to describe Mr. Shaw. He is kicking your butt, Serge. Live with it. Go to Europe and forget the board battles and enjoy life. :cdance:
Confucy - you're trying to speak about people you don't really know

The few times I've met Brad in person he was very congenial - handshake, smile, positive attitude. But I doubt Brad and I would ever have a meaningful conversation or sit down to dinner together- different people, attitudes, interests, outlooks and so on

I have and will at the drop of a hat travel to have dinner, drinks, fun and interesting/meaningful conversations with Serge and his lovely bride LL. Even though I've never met him I'm sure I'd enjoy the company and conversation of Serge's Father as well

What's that tell you? [/b][/quote]
it tells me that our beloved resident psyco got whooped once again
;-))

that what happens when the tongue is bigger than the brain!
;-))

FYI, my father had a great time with Forest and MikeW,
and I am sure he'd genuinly enjoy your company as well!

you and me have very interesting common denominator:
VERY small number of people we call friends/family and total disrgard for the rest of humanity
;-)))

confucy

07-04-2004, 05:06 PM

A BOARD IS A BOARD IS A BOARD, right Serge! They are not to be taken seriously. However, I never destroy email. I do not see one email to you and Mike where I say that you should fire Gonzo. If you have email that says that, post it. I, for one, do not share my private email with anyone unless it is necessary to prove a point. It looks like the USSC doesn't value the privacy of email from their recent stand.

A radio host made an interesting comment today about our email. He said it is being treated like a postcard. Everything is being placed in the open for all to view.

Billy, thanks for the *asshole* explanation I thought it was an Oprano thing, and that you, Serge, Mike, and Ed voted. I was told the list was for the *Oprano In-Crowd!* I have no desire to be part of the In-Crowd or listed on the list. Carry on Billy. :salute:

confucy

07-04-2004, 05:18 PM

QUESTION, Serge!

The few times I have sent email to you, I usually send a copy to Mike. Sometimes, just you. I can understand if my email mentions Gonzo,
that you might send him a copy. However, why does that other person
deserve a copy of anything from you which I have sent to you in confidence?

Are you back to being an instigator instead of a mediator?

Serge, I believe your father would be very disappointed with you if he knew about all of your actions. You gave Kimmy Kim an apology, or so you say. I think it is time that you started dishing out many more apologies. You are a grown man...a very financially successful man. You have owned many businesses...conquered many goals...bedded many women & even married some. You have experienced the birth of your child/children. You have traveled around the world. You have won many battles. But still, you are searching. Your soul is not happy.

Peace, Serge! :wnw:

Nickatilynx

07-04-2004, 11:13 PM

However, why does that other person
deserve a copy of anything from you which I have sent to you in confidence?

He'd probably get it during the course of discovery anyway.....

;-))

gonzo

07-04-2004, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jul 4 2004, 10:14 PM
However, why does that other person
deserve a copy of anything from you which I have sent to you in confidence?

He'd probably get it during the course of discovery anyway.....

;-))
I have this phonebook of discovery information? I can always scan it.