Party at Serge's?!

[Jim]

Serge...what day is the internext party at your house?!

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Originally posted by Jim@Jun 23 2004, 08:46 AM
Serge...what day is the internext party at your house?!
I honestly don't know!
we are coming back from Oregon on the 8th,
Internext starts at 11th,
so most likely it will be on 10th or 11th,
but we'll figure out closer to the day.

Those who are interested to:
be fed foods they never heard of before (YES, gunea pig, BBQ'd is a good possibility)
get fershtukken on few cases of red I got for the occasion,
be thrown in the pool (a-la Voodoo was the other party)
and be subject to photographing during "alternative" activities,
send me RSVP request at
serge at oprano.com
and I'll keep you posted.

Transportation and medical coverage is NOT provided,
sleeping quarters limited to:
1 extra place in wig's bed,
1 extra place at my dog Sonia' carpet

;-)))

[Mike AI]

Serge the 10th would be great! I will be driving down so I will have transportation, and possibly could bring a few people with me from the hotel.

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Jun 23 2004, 09:03 AM
Serge the 10th would be great! I will be driving down so I will have transportation, and possibly could bring a few people with me from the hotel.
great, so now it's SHAPING out!

I have a small request:
would you please shave your butt on the 10th before the party?
I recall the last time it was rough when I got close to you from behind,
Billy has the pic with pain on my face from your sticking out hairs.

;-)))

[sarettah]

The 10th or 11th ???
damn...

we would have to head across state 2 days earlier than we were looking at.. (were currently planning to be on the East Coast the 12th-16th)

Hmmm... but that would be a party I wouldn't want to miss....(dammit) (considering I could wrangle an invite of course)

Have to think on that one.... Always have the truck and the tent I guess... :yowsa:

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Originally posted by sarettah@Jun 23 2004, 09:12 AM
The 10th or 11th ???
damn...

we would have to head across state 2 days earlier than we were looking at.. (were currently planning to be on the East Coast the 12th-16th)

Hmmm... but that would be a party I wouldn't want to miss....(dammit) (considering I could wrangle an invite of course)

Have to think on that one.... Always have the truck and the tent I guess... :yowsa:
Sare, you and Jen are cordially invited,
since I learned the trick to breed gunea pigs in 3 weeks,
I am confident I'll have enough for everybody.....or if worse comes to worst,
you'll find out WHY our town is called Boca Raton and what it means in Spanish
;-)))

[BradShaw]

Same place? I still have the address somewhere.

[sarettah]

Hmmm... I wonder what tastes better... BBQ Guinea Pig or Roast Weasel..... :blink:

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Originally posted by BradShaw@Jun 23 2004, 09:42 AM
Same place? I still have the address somewhere.
yes, same place and will you be coming with the same woman you were last time?
She was a true star of the party, your dad wasn't bad either,
but you are too dull for my taste

[Meat]

Serge,

Aga, Joe and Me will be there, I will be sneaking the absynth in to the States that I sneaked into UK from the Czech Rep...It comes complete with wormwood:)

If you chop your ear off after drinking it dont blame me:)

Look forward to the BBQ, Dont forget the scallops with the semen sack they taste even better when bbqd:)

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Originally posted by Meat@Jun 23 2004, 09:52 AM
Serge,

Aga, Joe and Me will be there, I will be sneaking the absynth in to the States that I sneaked into UK from the Czech Rep...It comes complete with wormwood:)

If you chop your ear off after drinking it dont blame me:)

Look forward to the BBQ, Dont forget the scallops with the semen sack they taste even better when bbqd:)
Meat,
whoo-hoo!
The small problem is:
I can't get scallpos with sperm sack in the states,
I'll have to serve scallops separetely and sperm sack separately...now you KNOW why I invited Joe! he is a donor!
;_)))

[dantheman]

wohoo, I'll try to sneak some moonshine on the plane:)

[Meat]

Joe hasnt seen his wife for 2 months, his sperm sack should be enough to feed the entire adult webmaster population:)

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Originally posted by dantheman@Jun 23 2004, 09:55 AM
wohoo, I'll try to sneak some moonshine on the plane:)
with so many guys and so little girls,
I see the signs on the wall it's gonna turn into a gay party...oh well,
I warned
;-))))

does GAY really mean HAPPY in English?
;-)))

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Originally posted by Meat@Jun 23 2004, 09:57 AM
Joe hasnt seen his wife for 2 months, his sperm sack should be enough to feed the entire adult webmaster population:)
this is exact reason why he is CHOSEN,
him asking me after Belgo WTF we were doing in yoru house has NOTHING to do with thta
;-))))

[Meat]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 23 2004, 06:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 23 2004, 06:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-dantheman@Jun 23 2004, 09:55 AM
wohoo, I'll try to sneak some moonshine on the plane:)
with so many guys and so little girls,
I see the signs on the wall it's gonna turn into a gay party...oh well,
I warned
;-))))

does GAY really mean HAPPY in English?
;-))) [/b][/quote]
yes and having a fag means smoking a ciggarette:)

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Originally posted by Meat+Jun 23 2004, 10:00 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Meat @ Jun 23 2004, 10:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 06:58 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-dantheman@Jun 23 2004, 09:55 AM
wohoo, I'll try to sneak some moonshine on the plane:)
with so many guys and so little girls,
I see the signs on the wall it's gonna turn into a gay party...oh well,
I warned
;-))))

does GAY really mean HAPPY in English?
;-)))
yes and having a fag means smoking a ciggarette:) [/b][/quote]
excelent,
I am looking forward to do lots of fags and be gay
;-))))

[BradShaw]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 23 2004, 06:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 23 2004, 06:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Jun 23 2004, 09:12 AM
The 10th or 11th ???
damn...

we would have to head across state 2 days earlier than we were looking at.. (were currently planning to be on the East Coast the 12th-16th)

Hmmm... but that would be a party I wouldn't want to miss....(dammit) (considering I could wrangle an invite of course)

Have to think on that one.... Always have the truck and the tent I guess... :yowsa:
Sare, you and Jen are cordially invited,
since I learned the trick to breed gunea pigs in 3 weeks,
I am confident I'll have enough for everybody.....or if worse comes to worst,
you'll find out WHY our town is called Boca Raton and what it means in Spanish
;-))) [/b][/quote]
If your colon was tied in knots, you would not have been the live of the party either.

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Originally posted by BradShaw+Jun 23 2004, 11:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BradShaw @ Jun 23 2004, 11:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 06:14 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Jun 23 2004, 09:12 AM
The 10th or 11th ???
damn...

we would have to head across state 2 days earlier than we were looking at.. (were currently planning to be on the East Coast the 12th-16th)

Hmmm... but that would be a party I wouldn't want to miss....(dammit) (considering I could wrangle an invite of course)

Have to think on that one.... Always have the truck and the tent I guess... :yowsa:
Sare, you and Jen are cordially invited,
since I learned the trick to breed gunea pigs in 3 weeks,
I am confident I'll have enough for everybody.....or if worse comes to worst,
you'll find out WHY our town is called Boca Raton and what it means in Spanish
;-)))
If your colon was tied in knots, you would not have been the live of the party either. [/b][/quote]
if you told me you have colon problem,
I'd get a 12 inch dildo and gave you massage myself.

Have you ever heard of "Russian Hospitality"?
we go out of our ways to please our guests.....

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did I refuse my services ever?

by the look on your face, the pain was gone in no time...

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/year04/Photo%20%2096.JPG

[wig]

Serge,

Alright! A pool party. I will be there and my ass is already shaven. :yowsa:

Cannot vouch for Uncle Mike, though. I did speak with him on Fathers Day and let him know the plans. He is in.

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Originally posted by wig@Jun 23 2004, 11:33 AM
Serge,

Alright! A pool party. I will be there and my ass is already shaven. :yowsa:

Cannot vouch for Uncle Mike, though. I did speak with him on Fathers Day and let him know the plans. He is in.
uncle Mike, whoo-hoo!!!!!

I never said it will be a pool party, even though the pool will be used and the first oen who can't recite alpha bet from P to R will be thrown in it!

I might even fill the pool with water for THAT ocassion, but no promisses...
;_)))

[wig]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 11:46 AM
I might even fill the pool with water for THAT ocassion, but no promisses...
;_)))
ah hahahaha =)

[Jim]

WOOHOO! i will be there for sure!

i just have to pass on your COFFEE!! :nyanya:


i may have to pass on the sperm covered scallops as well.... :blink:

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Originally posted by Jim@Jun 23 2004, 12:26 PM
WOOHOO! i will be there for sure!

i just have to pass on your COFFEE!! :nyanya:


i may have to pass on the sperm covered scallops as well.... :blink:
Jim,
sorry, but this won't happen....no passing onm anything or I'll take a one fuckin' offense.

This is the way we eat, this is the way we drink, this is the way we serve the coffee....I left my original coffee pot in London with Meat, so he can learn the proper technique of making of a good brew.

You don't like my brand-
you'll have to drink his but word of warning:
he has much bigger dick than me
;-))))

[Mike AI]

Serge, unfortunately I will not be shaving my ass before the 10th, but if you want to do it when I get to your house we can discuss is. it might take a few shots of absinith!

:lol: :lol:

[Jim]

You don't like my brand-
you'll have to drink his but word of warning:
he has much bigger dick than me
;-))))


HAHAHAHAHA!

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Originally posted by Mike AI@Jun 23 2004, 12:57 PM
Serge, unfortunately I will not be shaving my ass before the 10th, but if you want to do it when I get to your house we can discuss is. it might take a few shots of absinith!

:lol: :lol:
ok, but you'll have to discuss it with Sue, not me, she is a TRUE shaver in the family, taking pride in her handy work
(next tiem I see you I show you the sample, I hope you are no longer homophobic ;-)

as for Absinthe,
I saw those bottles at Meat's house, it has some substance inside the bottle of unknown origin...in worst case scenario, I'll just post your pic on GFY with caption:
"would you hit it"?
;-))))

[Mike AI]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 23 2004, 01:01 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 23 2004, 01:01 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Jun 23 2004, 12:57 PM
Serge, unfortunately I will not be shaving my ass before the 10th, but if you want to do it when I get to your house we can discuss is. it might take a few shots of absinith!

:lol: :lol:
ok, but you'll have to discuss it with Sue, not me, she is a TRUE shaver in the family, taking pride in her handy work
(next tiem I see you I show you the sample, I hope you are no longer homophobic ;-)

as for Absinthe,
I saw those bottles at Meat's house, it has some substance inside the bottle of unknown origin...in worst case scenario, I'll just post your pic on GFY with caption:
"would you hit it"?
;-)))) [/b][/quote]


Serge I was born and raised in NO, I have never been homophobic....

I may have to make an appointment with Sue. I hope she is professional - maybe Katie can learn something!

[LadyLaw]

I'd shave it! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[LadyLaw]

Of course I'll teach Katie how.....you'll never be a hairy little boy toy again. LOL

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Mike, you are family, no appointment required,
just drop 'em down and say "please"*
;-)))

*- optional,
I didn't say "please" and got shaven anyway
;-))))

[JFK]

Serge, just an fyi Internext starts on the 13th Not the 11th
http://www.internext-expo.com/

Would Love to attend, but only coming in on the 12th :(

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Originally posted by JFK@Jun 23 2004, 01:51 PM
Serge, just an fyi Internext starts on the 13th Not the 11th
http://www.internext-expo.com/

Would Love to attend, but only coming in on the 12th :(
oh good, gives us more time to find those pesky rodents for BBQ....
;-))))

your presence creates a problem...you and your camera are notorious in the industry,
therefore will you agree to be strip searched by Uncle Mike BEFORE and AFTER the party?
;-))))

[Forest]

Ill be in attendance ofcourse

:rokk: :yowsa:

but im wearing a disquise so as not to attract to much attention

:ph34r: :groucho:

[Forest]

Originally posted by sarettah@Jun 23 2004, 09:12 AM
The 10th or 11th ???
damn...

we would have to head across state 2 days earlier than we were looking at.. (were currently planning to be on the East Coast the 12th-16th)

Hmmm... but that would be a party I wouldn't want to miss....(dammit) (considering I could wrangle an invite of course)

Have to think on that one.... Always have the truck and the tent I guess... :yowsa:
I have an xtra cardboard fridge box I can rent to you real cheap

:rolleyes:

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JFK brought a valid date correction...
now it looks like the 12th

Forest did you put the last "gunie pig" you caught in the freezer?

[Forest]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 03:38 PM
JFK brought a valid date correction...
now it looks like the 12th

Forest did you put the last "gunie pig" you caught in the freezer?
I Was tempted to eat it myself

you know its rough living in a box

But I get to cook out every night

:biglaugh: :lol:

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Originally posted by Forest+Jun 23 2004, 03:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Forest @ Jun 23 2004, 03:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 03:38 PM
JFK brought a valid date correction...
now it looks like the 12th

Forest did you put the last "gunie pig" you caught in the freezer?
I Was tempted to eat it myself

you know its rough living in a box

But I get to cook out every night

:biglaugh: :lol: [/b][/quote]
well.....wanna meet at Silver Pond tonite for a nice stewed dog for a change in diet?

[Forest]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 23 2004, 03:51 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 23 2004, 03:51 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Forest@Jun 23 2004, 03:47 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 03:38 PM
JFK brought a valid date correction...
now it looks like the 12th

Forest did you put the last "gunie pig" you caught in the freezer?
I Was tempted to eat it myself

you know its rough living in a box

But I get to cook out every night

:biglaugh: :lol:
well.....wanna meet at Silver Pond tonite for a nice stewed dog for a change in diet? [/b][/quote]
as long as its not sonja or codi!

:biglaugh:

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Originally posted by Forest+Jun 23 2004, 03:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Forest @ Jun 23 2004, 03:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by Forest@Jun 23 2004, 03:47 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 03:38 PM
JFK brought a valid date correction...
now it looks like the 12th

Forest did you put the last "gunie pig" you caught in the freezer?
I Was tempted to eat it myself

you know its rough living in a box

But I get to cook out every night

:biglaugh: :lol:
well.....wanna meet at Silver Pond tonite for a nice stewed dog for a change in diet?
as long as its not sonja or codi!

:biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
see you at 7
;-)))

[Forest]

now im glad i had an early lunch

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

:stout: :bwave:

[gonzo]

FREE FOREST!!!

[Forest]

Originally posted by gonzo@Jun 23 2004, 04:18 PM
FREE FOREST!!!
HEY!!

I AINT FREE

I may be cheap but free I'm not

:P :D

[slavdogg]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 08:53 AM
be fed foods they never heard of before (YES, gunea pig, BBQ'd is a good possibility)
fuck bbq'ed gunea pigs

Serge, how about some motha freakin Ukranian Salo with chocolate ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3825221.stm

ok, you can leave out chocolate and put some strong russian mustard on for me :)

[*KK*]

I love your house Serge, the raku is awesome!

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Originally posted by slavdogg+Jun 23 2004, 05:12 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Jun 23 2004, 05:12 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 08:53 AM
be fed foods they never heard of before (YES, gunea pig, BBQ'd is a good possibility)
fuck bbq'ed gunea pigs

Serge, how about some motha freakin Ukranian Salo with chocolate ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3825221.stm

ok, you can leave out chocolate and put some strong russian mustard on for me :) [/b][/quote]
hey! thanks for the idea,
I'll do it in a heart beat!
;-))))

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Originally posted by *KK*@Jun 23 2004, 06:36 PM
I love your house Serge, the raku is awesome!
Few more additions has been made after you've been here,
REAL good stuff,
you'll enjoy it and because we expect Slav,
I'll make sure it';s crazy glued to the shelves
;-))

[pushpills]

I'm going to crash this party and show up naked.

[slavdogg]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 07:30 PM
you'll enjoy it and because we expect Slav,
I'll make sure it';s crazy glued to the shelves
;-))
oh dont worry my 5 knuckle shuffle will be in check :))


Serge, you bastard why must you throw a party when i wasnt planning on comming to the show? but now i got a reason to go :)

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Originally posted by pushpills@Jun 23 2004, 07:37 PM
I'm going to crash this party and show up naked.
hmmm...EVCERYBODY is going to arrive nekkid,
I won't let ANYBODY clothed fro fear of hidden cameras/recording equipment....except you because...

Guys and gals,
thanks to Steve's comignwe'll have added entertaintment:
VIKING FUNERAL in the adjuscent pond with Steve's body on the boat...fully clothed!
;_)))

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Originally posted by slavdogg+Jun 23 2004, 07:43 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Jun 23 2004, 07:43 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 07:30 PM
you'll enjoy it and because we expect Slav,
I'll make sure it';s crazy glued to the shelves
;-))
oh dont worry my 5 knuckle shuffle will be in check :))


Serge, you bastard why must you throw a party when i wasnt planning on comming to the show? but now i got a reason to go :) [/b][/quote]
Slav, bpj is not coming to the show either but...he is coming for the party.

come on 12th,
recouperate on 13th and leave on 14th
;-))))

[sarettah]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 23 2004, 09:14 AM
Sare, you and Jen are cordially invited,
since I learned the trick to breed gunea pigs in 3 weeks,
I am confident I'll have enough for everybody.....or if worse comes to worst,
you'll find out WHY our town is called Boca Raton and what it means in Spanish
;-)))
Cool Serge :) Thanx.........

Don't know about the Guinea Pigs though. lolol..Jen said she would try Guinea Pigs as long as they aren't our Guinea Pigs.... :yowsa:


http://www.awrats.com/piglets.jpg

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that's the spirit! and exact words Forest said after I invited him to have a dog at Chinese place
;_)))

[Billy]

Serge I am ready !!

I just hope you have something to drink, I think I will be thirsty !

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Originally posted by Billy@Jun 24 2004, 04:04 PM
Serge I am ready !!

I just hope you have something to drink, I think I will be thirsty !
bring a friend!

[MikeW]

Originally posted by sarettah@Jun 24 2004, 03:08 PM
http://www.awrats.com/piglets.jpg
They should pair well with the 2001 Cassiopea ....
:blink:

[Billy]

Serge I am bringing a friend to help at the show, can she come ??

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/050204/DSC06162.JPG

She is the one in the middle.

Let me know

[voodooman]

Hello!

<_<

[Peaches]

Originally posted by voodooman@Jun 24 2004, 06:47 PM
Hello!

<_<
:bjump: Kirk! :bjump:

[voodooman]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 24 2004, 04:49 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 24 2004, 04:49 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-voodooman@Jun 24 2004, 06:47 PM
Hello!

<_<
:bjump: Kirk! :bjump: [/b][/quote]
Hi :bjump: Peaches :bjump: how have you been?

I have to run, but Ill be back tomorrow, just was checking
mail and decided to say hi.

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Originally posted by MikeW+Jun 24 2004, 05:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MikeW @ Jun 24 2004, 05:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Jun 24 2004, 03:08 PM
http://www.awrats.com/piglets.jpg
They should pair well with the 2001 Cassiopea ....
:blink: [/b][/quote]
no,
I'll put my VERY special PRIVATE reserve...the LAST case of Coppola 2001 Merlot...they don't make it/sell it no more
;-((((

and letting it go with friends and family is the ONLY proper way to go
;-)))

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Originally posted by Billy@Jun 24 2004, 05:39 PM
Serge I am bringing a friend to help at the show, can she come ??

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/050204/DSC06162.JPG

She is the one in the middle.

Let me know
no, she can't...

I will not have content girls at my table, just ask Buff
;-))))

This is a private affair, for friends and family, including Oprano Family and deidcated to...food and wine.

Disregard everything I said if you intend to eat her
;-)))))

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Originally posted by voodooman+Jun 24 2004, 05:54 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (voodooman @ Jun 24 2004, 05:54 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 24 2004, 04:49 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-voodooman@Jun 24 2004, 06:47 PM
Hello!

<_<
:bjump: Kirk! :bjump:
Hi :bjump: Peaches :bjump: how have you been?

I have to run, but Ill be back tomorrow, just was checking
mail and decided to say hi. [/b][/quote]
u fuck! call your cousin, she doesn't know if you are dead or alive!

[Billy]

She will do not content : (

Remember I have a problem with red wine.. it still makes me take my pants off !

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Originally posted by Billy@Jun 24 2004, 06:43 PM
She will do not content : (

Remember I have a problem with red wine.. it still makes me take my pants off !
good,
I hate my neighbors! what a way to drive them nuts!
;-[))))

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Billy,
message from the Lady of the House:
"Billy, do you see the sign at the door:
"whores are welcomed"?
No?
do you know why?
BECAUSE IT AIN'T THERE!
;-)))

sorry, mano, but that's the way thing run at this house, whatever she says - goes!
;-))))

[Billy]

I wanted to bring my "specil" friend but I guess he might
just have to stay at the hotel.

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Originally posted by Billy@Jun 24 2004, 06:53 PM
I wanted to bring my "specil" friend but I guess he might
just have to stay at the hotel.
Billy,
I'll bet you the bottle of my best wine he wouldn't have the nerve to show up...
wanna bet?
I am serious as a hard on.

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P.S. tell him we spend $11 a month on lube and another $11 expense won't make any different...we are hospitable people and go extra mile to make sure our guests are comfortable
;-)))

[Billy]

I think he gets in a day late : (

But maybe we can have a private party with him !

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 23 2004, 11:53 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 23 2004, 11:53 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jim@Jun 23 2004, 08:46 AM
Serge...what day is the internext party at your house?!
send me RSVP request at serge at oprano.com
and I'll keep you posted.

Transportation and medical coverage is NOT provided,
sleeping quarters limited to:
1 extra place in wig's bed,
1 extra place at my dog Sonia' carpet

;-))) [/b][/quote]
Serge my friend, you have mail, so you take take me off your blacklist :agrin:

Please send me the release forms for all photos to be distributed freely as you see fit.

Depending on how much I drink, I might take you up on the piece of carpet next to the dog.... :blink:

And I apologize in advance for my behaviour.

Picture CJ as a man, except REALLY ugly, louder - bordering on obnoxious, uncouth, sarcasm percentage increasing in direct relationshop to alcohol consumed, zero tolerance for fools and idiots even when sober, and even less tolerant of bullshit.

Actually TOTALLY unfair to Carla to even make **any** comparison at all.

It's OK, I'll show myself out.

He he.

:bwave:

[Winetalk.com]

CJ,
please tell this boy with delusion of grandeur that he has NOTHING to appologise for what is gonna happen on that carpet....
I bet you $1000 US the boycheck has no clue what expects him....and neither did Forest knew
;-))

oh my...I have only ONE request:
no brown stains on the carpet, please:
my dog has a tendency to lick 'em anmd then give me a kiss
;-)))

http://nocomments.com/Famiglia/debuchery/forest.jpg

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 12:06 PM
CJ,
please tell this boy with delusion of grandeur that he has NOTHING to appologise for what is gonna happen on that carpet....
I bet you $1000 US the boycheck has no clue what expects him....and neither did Forest knew
;-))

oh my...I have only ONE request:
no brown stains on the carpet, please:
my dog has a tendency to lick 'em anmd then give me a kiss
;-)))

Ha ha ha ha.

Delusions of grandeur? He he.

Not this little black duck.

I attained and exceeded my delusions a LONG time ago.

US$1000? Easy win CJ. Given my chosen profession, and given my lack of due care and responsibility and exhuberant nature, I am pretty much up for anything... my Avatar is not even a base hit.

But I will say, I do things *I* want to do, for me, and for no-one else as I have nothing to prove to anyone.

Having said that, I promise I will clean up the brown stains before the dog gets to them.

:biglaugh:

[cj]

just think, the amount you guys will spend on food and drink could fly you to Australia :okthumb:

Serge, I'd take that bet anyday - I can GUARANTEE you he doesn't know what he's in for :biglaugh:

(shit i just noticed the smilies have moved 1 column ... wow that was confusing ... my 'big laugh' icon was replaced with 'moon' LOL)

but at least the aussies will be well represented in my absense :okthumb: it looks like you miss out on my bed though Lindsay - unless you share with wig :groucho:

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 25 2004, 12:57 PM
just think, the amount you guys will spend on food and drink could fly you to Australia :okthumb:

Serge, I'd take that bet anyday - I can GUARANTEE you he doesn't know what he's in for :biglaugh:

(shit i just noticed the smilies have moved 1 column ... wow that was confusing ... my 'big laugh' icon was replaced with 'moon' LOL)

but at least the aussies will be well represented in my absense :okthumb: it looks like you miss out on my bed though Lindsay - unless you share with wig :groucho:
Now that's the type of talk I like to hear.

If I don't know what I am in for, I am bound to have a ball!!

Woo-hoo !!!

Lucky I checked my self respect at the door years ago !!

CJ, do I take it from "your absence" that means you will not be there?

Fuck I hope not, I was really looking forward to the dinner and then this party....

Believe it or not, I think my trip will be far less enjoyable without you there....

I was so looking forward to having someone around who will constantly take the piss and keep me grounded that I respect and that I know personally.

We must have that lunch with Tim.... Nathan is home now (as you know) so we can organize it.... last time I cancelled was the week he broke his leg.

Linds xox

:D

[Winetalk.com]

YGM, mate! Just bring yourselves...I'll take care of the rest.
cj, YES, what is a party without Aussies?Sorry you won't make it
;-((((((

in my estimates, we'll have 20-30 people and only 15 chairs....it's gonna be lots of
"sitting on the lap" I am affraid. I suggest folks start planing who is sitting on whom IN ADVANCE!

;-)))

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 06:57 PM
YGM, mate! Just bring yourselves...I'll take care of the rest.
cj, YES, what is a party without Aussies?Sorry you won't make it
;-((((((

in my estimates, we'll have 20-30 people and only 15 chairs....it's gonna be lots of
"sitting on the lap" I am affraid. I suggest folks start planing who is sitting on whom IN ADVANCE!

;-)))
Promise we will do the Aussie flag proud as we venture into battle....

He he.

Serge - if you are gonna sit me on anyone's lap, make sure they have medical.

:P

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy+Jun 25 2004, 07:13 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CuriousToyBoy @ Jun 25 2004, 07:13 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 06:57 PM
YGM, mate! Just bring yourselves...I'll take care of the rest.
cj, YES, what is a party without Aussies?Sorry you won't make it
;-((((((

in my estimates, we'll have 20-30 people and only 15 chairs....it's gonna be lots of
"sitting on the lap" I am affraid. I suggest folks start planing who is sitting on whom IN ADVANCE!

;-)))
Promise we will do the Aussie flag proud as we venture into battle....

He he.

Serge - if you are gonna sit me on anyone's lap, make sure they have medical.

:P [/b][/quote]
au contre!
My wife and MikeAI will be sitting on yours!

wig can sit on mine
;-)))

[cj]

Lindsay, were you expecting me??!?!! I haven't been to a show in 2 years!!

In fact, I still haven't recovered from my last trip to Florida August 2 years ago! THAT is what you are in for :biglaugh:

If I could fly there just for the party, I would, but someone will need to loan me some intestines and a liver :biglaugh:

Lindsay, I wouldn't mind sending a few things over with you if possible - the gurls need their Tim Tams & they haven't tried the Kahlua & Tia Maria kind yet ;-)

Oh and see if you can find an aussie wine that serge likes :rolleyes:

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 25 2004, 10:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 25 2004, 10:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy@Jun 25 2004, 07:13 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 06:57 PM
YGM, mate! Just bring yourselves...I'll take care of the rest.
cj, YES, what is a party without Aussies?Sorry you won't make it
;-((((((

in my estimates, we'll have 20-30 people and only 15 chairs....it's gonna be lots of
"sitting on the lap" I am affraid. I suggest folks start planing who is sitting on whom IN ADVANCE!

;-)))
Promise we will do the Aussie flag proud as we venture into battle....

He he.

Serge - if you are gonna sit me on anyone's lap, make sure they have medical.

:P
au contre!
My wife and MikeAI will be sitting on yours!

wig can sit on mine
;-))) [/b][/quote]
Would it now be considered wrong to say "kewl", or would that be taken out of context?

:yowsa:

[Bishop]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 03:57 AM
YGM, mate! Just bring yourselves...I'll take care of the rest.
cj, YES, what is a party without Aussies?Sorry you won't make it
;-((((((

in my estimates, we'll have 20-30 people and only 15 chairs....it's gonna be lots of
"sitting on the lap" I am affraid. I suggest folks start planing who is sitting on whom IN ADVANCE!

;-)))

I call a chair and I'm now taking reservations for my lap.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Bishop+Jun 25 2004, 07:26 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bishop @ Jun 25 2004, 07:26 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 03:57 AM
YGM, mate! Just bring yourselves...I'll take care of the rest.
cj, YES, what is a party without Aussies?Sorry you won't make it
;-((((((

in my estimates, we'll have 20-30 people and only 15 chairs....it's gonna be lots of
"sitting on the lap" I am affraid. I suggest folks start planing who is sitting on whom IN ADVANCE!

;-)))

I call a chair and I'm now taking reservations for my lap. [/b][/quote]
Patrick might get interested in your offer
;-))))

[Bishop]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 25 2004, 07:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 25 2004, 07:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Bishop@Jun 25 2004, 07:26 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 03:57 AM
YGM, mate! Just bring yourselves...I'll take care of the rest.
cj, YES, what is a party without Aussies?Sorry you won't make it
;-((((((

in my estimates, we'll have 20-30 people and only 15 chairs....it's gonna be lots of
"sitting on the lap" I am affraid. I suggest folks start planing who is sitting on whom IN ADVANCE!

;-)))

I call a chair and I'm now taking reservations for my lap.
Patrick might get interested in your offer
;-)))) [/b][/quote]

hahahahahahaahaha... I can't remember if that would be a first or not.. haha

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 25 2004, 10:23 PM
Lindsay, were you expecting me??!?!! I haven't been to a show in 2 years!!

In fact, I still haven't recovered from my last trip to Florida August 2 years ago! THAT is what you are in for :biglaugh:

If I could fly there just for the party, I would, but someone will need to loan me some intestines and a liver :biglaugh:

Lindsay, I wouldn't mind sending a few things over with you if possible - the gurls need their Tim Tams & they haven't tried the Kahlua & Tia Maria kind yet ;-)

Oh and see if you can find an aussie wine that serge likes :rolleyes:
Carla,

I must have misunderstood... I understood by some earlier repartee here that you were going to be there.

How strange of me to get something wrong!!

:P

I am fully expecting my liver to be applying for refugee status at some point early on in proceedings.....

But it has tried in the past and failed, so until the next AVO it takes out I'll be pretty safe :-)

Will happily make room for some Tim Tams and stuff, we can hook this all up at lunch, np.

I am well advanced in the planning of the successful campaign of cleansing of Mr Serge Oprano's palate.

:hic: :bjump:

[Winetalk.com]

CTB, I partied with ausies and I have a few requests, based upon my previous expereinces:
PLEASE:
1) do not hit the ceiling with your foot a-la ScottPB in Orlando
2) do not pee on the guests from second floor a-la RobMac in Vegas

and from my Russian expereince,
when you hit somebody on the head with a bottle,
PLEASE, do it outside,
I hate cleaning carpet from glass and brain spilage
;-))))

[cj]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 07:38 AM
CTB, I partied with ausies and I have a few requests, based upon my previous expereinces:
PLEASE:
1) do not hit the ceiling with your foot a-la ScottPB in Orlando
2) do not pee on the guests from second floor a-la RobMac in Vegas

and from my Russian expereince,
when you hit somebody on the head with a bottle,
PLEASE, do it outside,
I hate cleaning carpet from glass and brain spilage
;-))))
and you forgot 'dont mess up the kitchen floor' ....

wouldn't want to see you on your hands and knees again ... well, not for cleaning :lol:

Lindsay, lets hook up early next week ... fuck Tim, his fault for living so far away :agrin:

i'll email you

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 10:38 PM
CTB, I partied with ausies and I have a few requests, based upon my previous expereinces:
PLEASE:
1) do not hit the ceiling with your foot a-la ScottPB in Orlando
2) do not pee on the guests from second floor a-la RobMac in Vegas

and from my Russian expereince,
when you hit somebody on the head with a bottle,
PLEASE, do it outside,
I hate cleaning carpet from glass and brain spilage
;-))))
Serge,

Unlike some, I express myself in different ways.

If I kicked the ceiling I would tear a hamstring.

Peeing from the 2nd floor? Not likely. Floor 10 or above for maximum effect.

I will also not be hitting anyone with bottles.

At least not until they are empty.

:awinky:

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by cj+Jun 25 2004, 10:50 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 25 2004, 10:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 07:38 AM
CTB, I partied with ausies and I have a few requests, based upon my previous expereinces:
PLEASE:
1) do not hit the ceiling with your foot a-la ScottPB in Orlando
2) do not pee on the guests from second floor a-la RobMac in Vegas

and from my Russian expereince,
when you hit somebody on the head with a bottle,
PLEASE, do it outside,
I hate cleaning carpet from glass and brain spilage
;-))))
and you forgot 'dont mess up the kitchen floor' ....

wouldn't want to see you on your hands and knees again ... well, not for cleaning :lol:

Lindsay, lets hook up early next week ... fuck Tim, his fault for living so far away :agrin:

i'll email you [/b][/quote]
Sweet.

That's a plan.

B)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy+Jun 25 2004, 08:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CuriousToyBoy @ Jun 25 2004, 08:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Serge_Oprano@Jun 25 2004, 10:38 PM
CTB, I partied with ausies and I have a few requests, based upon my previous expereinces:
PLEASE:
1) do not hit the ceiling with your foot a-la ScottPB in Orlando
2) do not pee on the guests from second floor a-la RobMac in Vegas

and from my Russian expereince,
when you hit somebody on the head with a bottle,
PLEASE, do it outside,
I hate cleaning carpet from glass and brain spilage
;-))))
Serge,

Unlike some, I express myself in different ways.

If I kicked the ceiling I would tear a hamstring.

Peeing from the 2nd floor? Not likely. Floor 10 or above for maximum effect.

I will also not be hitting anyone with bottles.

At least not until they are empty.

:awinky: [/b][/quote]
that's a spirit!!!!!!!!

we are looking forward to have you here!

yeehaaww!
;_)))

[Forest]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 24 2004, 09:06 PM
CJ,
please tell this boy with delusion of grandeur that he has NOTHING to appologise for what is gonna happen on that carpet....
I bet you $1000 US the boycheck has no clue what expects him....and neither did Forest knew
;-))

oh my...I have only ONE request:
no brown stains on the carpet, please:
my dog has a tendency to lick 'em anmd then give me a kiss
;-)))

http://nocomments.com/Famiglia/debuchery/forest.jpg
one of my favorite pictures

:lol: :okthumb:

[Jim]

the gurls need their Tim Tams

HA....CJ!
MY wife is STILL talking about those damn cookies!!

SHE LOVED THEM!

[Buff]

Serge, you must have the wrong address for me... I haven't gotten my invitiation yet.

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Buff@Jun 26 2004, 05:10 PM
Serge, you must have the wrong address for me... I haven't gotten my invitiation yet.
read the first post,
it's all in there

[cj]

Originally posted by Jim@Jun 26 2004, 12:48 PM
the gurls need their Tim Tams

HA....CJ!
MY wife is STILL talking about those damn cookies!!

SHE LOVED THEM!
wait till she tries the alcoholic version :groucho:

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by cj+Jun 27 2004, 09:15 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 27 2004, 09:15 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jim@Jun 26 2004, 12:48 PM
the gurls need their Tim Tams

HA....CJ!
MY wife is STILL talking about those damn cookies!!

SHE LOVED THEM!
wait till she tries the alcoholic version :groucho: [/b][/quote]
Oh yeah!

Just the brownie points waiting in the wings for being the bearer of the alcoholic chocolate delights that are our Tim Tams gets me excited.

REGARDLESS of who provided the booty originally, it the is the messenger who will reap the reward !!!

I can say just one thing.....

You guys had better hope and pray that there is some decent food on my flight over.....

Munchies at 38000 feet above the Pacific Ocean could put the cargo in jeopardy.

:ph34r:

[cj]

Cool, in that case you can pay for them and i'll just take credit for the idea :P
:biglaugh:

[Alex From San Diego]

Will Nick and Anthony be attending and if so will you invite me?....I promise to be good....LOL

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by Alex From San Diego@Jun 26 2004, 08:30 PM
Will Nick and Anthony be attending and if so will you invite me?....I promise to be good....LOL
I would be quite surprised if you were anything less than good in Anthony's presnse....

[JP]

Serge, did you get my email from some weeks ago regarding rsvp ?
Is the "neighbourhood" party taking place ?

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by JP@Aug 10 2004, 02:19 PM
Serge, did you get my email from some weeks ago regarding rsvp ?
Is the "neighbourhood" party taking place ?
no, I didn't...and it's NOT "neighborghood party",
it's a party for CLOSE friends and people who helped me A LOT in business over the last 8 years.

sorry, JP.

[MissMinaBBW]

Sounds like a real good time. Have fun :)

[Winetalk.com]

Originally posted by MissMinaBBW@Aug 11 2004, 07:50 AM
Sounds like a real good time. Have fun :)
you bet!

Here is the shot of the security force the neighbors employed to protect their families form my guests

http://cotac.com/guards.jpg

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Aug 11 2004, 08:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Aug 11 2004, 08:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MissMinaBBW@Aug 11 2004, 07:50 AM
Sounds like a real good time. Have fun :)
you bet!

Here is the shot of the security force the neighbors employed to protect their families form my guests

http://cotac.com/guards.jpg [/b][/quote]
Nice bling!

[Mary34D]

guess forest was driving his invisible car to pick u guys up.