Ladies, this one's for you

[cj]

:groucho:

ok, i'm bored building female tours ... so we are making a start on our male celebrity tours and member features :okthumb:

our first tour will be HOLLYWOOD HEART THROBS featuring sexy actors and the movies they've been in ... I've selected a final list of guys to go on the tour with their own feature pages but I need some help refining this list to 10 & sorting it by sexiest ...

1) Brad Pitt (Troy)
2) Heath Ledger (A knight's tale, 10 things I hate about you, The Four Feathers)
3) Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Carribean, Neverland, Secret Window, Donnie Brasco)
4) Jake Gyllenhaal (The day after tomorrow, moonline mile)
5) Orlando Bloom (LOTR, Troy, Pirates of the Carribean)
6) Hugh Jackman (Kate & Leopold, Xmen, Van Helsing)
7) George Clooney (oceans 11 & on set of 12)
8) Matt Damon (oceans 11 & 12, Good will hunting, saving private ryan)
9) John Travolta (swordfish)
10) Bruce Willis (harts war, tears of the sun)
11) Will Smith (Bad boys 1 & 2, Men in Black)
12) Vin Diesel (A man apart, knockaround guys, xxx)

So have I missed anyone? Who are your top 10? How would you order this list and which 10 would you pick?

We'll call it the '10 Sexiest Actors - Private Celebrity Readers Choice' (as chosen by a handful of opranauts LOL)

thank you in advance for your help! :D

[Peaches]

Why must it just be 10??!! :(

A few I like that aren't on your list:

Ben Affleck (sorry, but I just adore him)
Vince Vaughn
Chris Sarandon
Michael Nouri
Goran Visnjic
Scott Patterson

Then my "not typically pretty" list but I find them sexy:

Kevin Smith
Mandy Patinkin
Jerry Seinfeld

I could go on and on, lol!

I love men. :inlove:

[Vick]

Where's Anthony Hopkins?
Robert DeNiro?
Humphrey Bogart?

[Hell Puppy]

John Goodman

Louie Anderson

Dom Delouise

Marlon Brando

Fred Wendt

Jack Black

Wayne Knight

[Vick]

John Wayne

[cj]

Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 17 2004, 08:26 PM
Why must it just be 10??!! :(
because otherwise it will be a neverending tour LOL

originally, i was just going to do a Troy tour ... then i started surfing the database and a thousand photos later, I am doing a movie tour with multiple guys on it LOL

Peaches, I only know about 3 of the guys from your list - researching them now!! (1 of the many problems with not being in america!!)

Don't worry, it won't be the only male tour - just the first ;-)

Vick's suggestions look serious but not sure about HP's
LMAO John Goodman??!?!? :unsure:

[Peaches]

It seems SOME PEOPLE, who will remain namless, but their initials are V and HP, are confused as what "Ladies" means. :nyanya:

Unless there's something they're not telling us......... :unsure:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 17 2004, 10:16 PM
Peaches, I only know about 3 of the guys from your list - researching them now!! (1 of the many problems with not being in america!!)
I think once you see them, you'll recognize them :)

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jun 17 2004, 09:01 PM
John Goodman

Louie Anderson

Dom Delouise

Marlon Brando

Fred Wendt

Jack Black

Wayne Knight
Did someone sone say John Goodman?

Mike was just telling me about hanging out with John Goodman in NO.

[Vick]

I think HP went the FFS route

Hey I'm Metrosexual, a man can be physically attractive and/or have a commanding presence just not in a sexual way

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Vick@Jun 17 2004, 10:22 PM
I think HP went the FFS route
Fat Fucking Somebody's? :lol:

I knew you were a metro the minute you told us about your shoes. :awinky: If you smoke, have Cory show you the correct way to hold your cigarette :)

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Peaches@Jun 17 2004, 09:17 PM
It seems SOME PEOPLE, who will remain namless, but their initials are V and HP, are confused as what "Ladies" means. :nyanya:

Unless there's something they're not telling us......... :unsure:
I figured all the women were busy making dinner and fetching beers for their men.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jun 17 2004, 10:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jun 17 2004, 10:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Jun 17 2004, 09:17 PM
It seems SOME PEOPLE, who will remain namless, but their initials are V and HP, are confused as what "Ladies" means. :nyanya:

Unless there's something they're not telling us......... :unsure:
I figured all the women were busy making dinner and fetching beers for their men.[/b][/quote]
I don't cook and the only man who ever wants beer at my house is Wig :awinky: And I'm usually putting him to work to earn it. :P

[cj]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jun 17 2004, 09:27 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jun 17 2004, 09:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Jun 17 2004, 09:17 PM
It seems SOME PEOPLE, who will remain namless, but their initials are V and HP, are confused as what "Ladies" means. :nyanya:

Unless there's something they're not telling us......... :unsure:
I figured all the women were busy making dinner and fetching beers for their men.[/b][/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
that's so funny :lol:

mostly because this morning I made fresh juice and vegemite toast for Brent before he went to work and I think its the 5th time in my life i've done something like that :biglaugh:

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 17 2004, 09:29 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 17 2004, 09:29 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Hell Puppy@Jun 17 2004, 10:27 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Peaches@Jun 17 2004, 09:17 PM
It seems SOME PEOPLE, who will remain namless, but their initials are V and HP, are confused as what "Ladies" means. :nyanya:

Unless there's something they're not telling us......... :unsure:
I figured all the women were busy making dinner and fetching beers for their men.
I don't cook and the only man who ever wants beer at my house is Wig :awinky: And I'm usually putting him to work to earn it. :P[/b][/quote]
Yeah, but you're in the adult industry so you must either peddle kiddie porn or be content.... :nyanya:

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Hell Puppy@Jun 17 2004, 10:34 PM
Yeah, but you're in the adult industry so you must either peddle kiddie porn or be content.... :nyanya:
Both! :P

Oh, wait a minute, I read it that I peddle kittie porn and I'm very content. :D

[cj]

I love an opportunity to learn about men so I just surfed your list Peaches ;-)))

Vince Vaughn - YUM - he was in zoolander!! I have zoolander pics ;-)
Chris Sarandon - don't recognise him
Michael Nouri - aaah the guy from flashdance. I should be ashamed of myself, i know the words by heart of that movie LOL
Goran Visnjic - recognise him from ER & Rounders, very handsome
Scott Patterson - uh huh ... i agree 200% ... I wondered what his name was when watching him wipe tables in gilmour girls *drool*

Then my "not typically pretty" list but I find them sexy:

Kevin Smith - absolute ledgend
Mandy Patinkin - wow, he's been in heaps of stuff - i still dont recognise him though ;/
Jerry Seinfeld - if i never hear his name again it will be too soon
:biglaugh:

now i've started thinking of all the sexy doctors on ER, the boyfriends on sex and the city, men in suits in Law & Order ...... oh dear i'm feeling flushed.

What a way to spend a friday!!!

[Peaches]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 17 2004, 10:56 PM
the boyfriends on sex and the city, men in suits in Law & Order ...... oh dear i'm feeling flushed.

What a way to spend a friday!!!
Oh crap - how could we forget? One who fits in both - Mr. Big, aka Chris Noth! :inlove:

[XXXPhoto]

Should add pics of Mr Bean to the tour... humor sells...

[cj]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 17 2004, 10:21 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 17 2004, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--cj@Jun 17 2004, 10:56 PM
the boyfriends on sex and the city, men in suits in Law & Order ...... oh dear i'm feeling flushed.

What a way to spend a friday!!!
Oh crap - how could we forget? One who fits in both - Mr. Big, aka Chris Noth! :inlove:[/b][/quote]
i find him sleazy - he's handsome but his character was slimy. his law & order character was sexy though

i like aiden the most of all her boyfriends :inlove:

Good idea Mark :okthumb:
I've got a blow up doll riding a horse dressed as Brad Pitt from the set of troy for another comedy angle :biglaugh:

[HoneyBlond]

:o

What ??!!

No Tom Cruise
Kevin Costner
Pierce Brosnan

:blink:

[Dravyk]

I understand these guys are deemed sexy by some. (Some of which I can see, some which I can't). Anyhow, missing thus far ...

Adrian Paul (Highlander)
Matthew Perry
Justin Timberlake
Ashton Kutcher
Richard Gere
Sean Connery
Harrison Ford
Ioan Gruffudd

That last guy is going to be a big star soon, even with that name, you heard it here first!

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 17 2004, 08:30 PM
Good idea Mark :okthumb:
I've got a blow up doll riding a horse dressed as Brad Pitt from the set of troy for another comedy angle :biglaugh:
CJ,

YW... I know I'm smart-mouth twit most of the time; but happy you saw I was actually serious with that suggestion. Using a Mr Bean (or similar type male celeb) on an otherwise 'hunky' tour would create an unexpected juxtaposition, catch ladies off guard, give em a giggle while imagining the pickle tickle... :okthumb:

[slavdogg]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Jun 17 2004, 11:04 PM
Should add pics of Mr Bean to the tour... humor sells...
hahaha yeah and add the video clip of Br Bean taking off his boxers while still having his pants on :D

[slavdogg]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Jun 18 2004, 01:53 AM
I understand these guys are deemed sexy by some.
Dravyk, its ok to admit you find them all sexy :)

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by slavdogg+Jun 18 2004, 12:00 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Jun 18 2004, 12:00 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--XXXPhoto@Jun 17 2004, 11:04 PM
Should add pics of Mr Bean to the tour... humor sells...
hahaha yeah and add the video clip of Br Bean taking off his boxers while still having his pants on :D[/b][/quote]
Slav,

Wasn't that Owen Wilson in Zoolander?

[slavdogg]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Jun 18 2004, 03:30 AM
Slav,

Wasn't that Owen Wilson in Zoolander?
never seen Zoolander is its entierty, only bits and pieces
but Mr Bean did that like 10 years ago in his show and live on Jay Leno

i think your part of the country didnt get British comedy back than :D

[XXXPhoto]

Slav,

I'm sure! ... I tried showing my Mom a dvd of Eddie Izzard and she just couldn't get past his "transvestite exécutif" appearance... lol

We did get Benny Hill as a kid though, god bless his bawdy soul... :wnw:

[cj]

Originally posted by slavdogg+Jun 18 2004, 03:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Jun 18 2004, 03:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--XXXPhoto@Jun 18 2004, 03:30 AM
Slav,

Wasn't that Owen Wilson in Zoolander?
never seen Zoolander is its entierty, only bits and pieces
but Mr Bean did that like 10 years ago in his show and live on Jay Leno

i think your part of the country didnt get British comedy back than :D[/b][/quote]
Mark, Mr Bean also did this in one of his shows ... it was a riot

Slav, you should watch Zoolander ... but have a smoke first :biglaugh: its tongue in cheek the whole movie but funny as hell

HB, guess what has to happen with this list i'm compiling :groucho: steve will probably not be happy :biglaugh:

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 18 2004, 02:11 AM

Mark, Mr Bean also did this in one of his shows ... it was a riot

CJ,

hmmmm... I can do this trick too... you'll need to remind me to wear underwear though... :lol:

[cj]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
it could be dangerous if you grabbed hold of the wrong thing :unsure:

[Jim]

Sean Connery is a top10 of all time though....

even though my wife says she would still do him,even though he is a gazillion years old.....


how about THE ROCK! or don't you ladies smell what he is cookin?

[DrGuile]

My girlfriend mentionned him about a dozen times:


Viggo Mortensen
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001557/

[JoesHO]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 17 2004, 04:12 PM
:groucho:

ok, i'm bored building female tours ... so we are making a start on our male celebrity tours and member features :okthumb:

our first tour will be HOLLYWOOD HEART THROBS featuring sexy actors and the movies they've been in ... I've selected a final list of guys to go on the tour with their own feature pages but I need some help refining this list to 10 & sorting it by sexiest ...

1) Brad Pitt (Troy)
2) Heath Ledger (A knight's tale, 10 things I hate about you, The Four Feathers)
3) Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Carribean, Neverland, Secret Window, Donnie Brasco)
4) Jake Gyllenhaal (The day after tomorrow, moonline mile)
5) Orlando Bloom (LOTR, Troy, Pirates of the Carribean)
6) Hugh Jackman (Kate & Leopold, Xmen, Van Helsing)
7) George Clooney (oceans 11 & on set of 12)
8) Matt Damon (oceans 11 & 12, Good will hunting, saving private ryan)
9) John Travolta (swordfish)
10) Bruce Willis (harts war, tears of the sun)
11) Will Smith (Bad boys 1 & 2, Men in Black)
12) Vin Diesel (A man apart, knockaround guys, xxx)

So have I missed anyone? Who are your top 10? How would you order this list and which 10 would you pick?

We'll call it the '10 Sexiest Actors - Private Celebrity Readers Choice' (as chosen by a handful of opranauts LOL)

thank you in advance for your help! :D
I am definatly being overlooked, for political reasons, if I am not on that list......

can we blame the referees in this sport?

or I can take a page from Dick cheney, and blame the media? :redance:

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by slavdogg+Jun 18 2004, 04:02 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Jun 18 2004, 04:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Jun 18 2004, 01:53 AM
I understand these guys are deemed sexy by some.
Dravyk, its ok to admit you find them all sexy :)[/b][/quote]
Shhhh! LOL!

[TheEnforcer]

Ok.. celeb males chicks dig not currently listed

Patrick Stewart
Brendan Fraser
Russell Crowe
Mel gibson
Guy Pearce
Jude Law
Denzel washington
Oded Fehr

I also think you should have Angelina Jolie listed with the guys cause I know a TON of women that are straight as can be that would have a lesbian experience with that women!! :P

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 18 2004, 03:26 AM
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
it could be dangerous if you grabbed hold of the wrong thing :unsure:
CJ,

No worries there... I have a stealth willie (much better name than short IMO)... lol

[VooMan]

Hmmm....

If I were in jail, I would want my cellmate to be Sam Elliot.

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by VooMan@Jun 18 2004, 05:28 PM
Hmmm....

If I were in jail, I would want my cellmate to be Sam Elliot.
Use that gravely voice of his to get your rocks off there Voo? Or is he a landscaper and you would talk shop?

[Peaches]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Jun 18 2004, 10:59 PM
Or is he a landscaper and you would talk shop?
:lol: :lol:

[VooMan]

hahaha too funny...

Sam Elliot just plays good characters. I loved "Mask," and I also liked him in Roadhouse, although that movie wasn't so great. He's the quintessential Marlboro Man...

[HoneyBlond]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 18 2004, 09:11 PM

HB, guess what has to happen with this list i'm compiling :groucho: steve will probably not be happy :biglaugh:
LOL

*evil grin*

Oh the poor thing !!
( trying hard to look sympathetic whilest drooling uncontrollably )

[XXXPhoto]

http://www.ghostridersofmissouri.com/honorary/sam_elliot.jpg

[Peaches]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Jun 19 2004, 01:26 AM
http://www.ghostridersofmissouri.com/honorary/sam_elliot.jpg
I'd hit it! :inlove:

[VooMan]

http://www.natnet.com/avatars/samelliot1.jpg



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