I am having fun with an Italian Spammer

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their OFFER:
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> At 04:26 AM 6/16/2004, you wrote:
> >Hello,
> >
> >I am interested on buying Traffic for our Pop Up Network:
> >Actually we have the highest rates for the Pop Up Traffic:
>
> >
> >We can provide custom rates if you can deliver more than 30,000 unique
> >visitors per day.
> >
> >Please note that 7AdPower pays CPM (number of Pop Up sent): you do not
> >need your user to click a banner to get revenue.
> >
> >Feel Free to contact me in the case you were interested to Sell
> >Advertising to our newtork.
> >
> >Thank you,
> >
> >Paola Guadagni






my COUNTER OFFER:
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> and I am interested in an apartment in Rome for a week,
> 1 bedroom, near Pantheone, in September.
>
> Get me an apartment and I'll get you traffic,
> Serge


Responce to my COUNTER OFFER:
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Hi Serge,


I don't live in Rome, but to Naples.


However I know some address profit.


If you begin the traffic for me and it is good I can see a house to Rome for
you.


I have lived one month to Rome.


Make me have a feedback.



Thank you for your time,
Paola Guadagni




...and my FINAL response:
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Naples?????
are you kidding me????
I was robbed in Naples in the broad day light in the middle of the A1 Highway!!!!

This is one place on Earth I'd NEVER trust,
town full of gypsies and drug users, even carabinerri are affraid of everybody, I couldn't get the door of the police station opened for me to report the robbery!

sorry, but I just do NOT trust nepolitanos,
con affeto,
Serge

[CuriousToyBoy]

Is it just me, or does everyone feel like dialing pizza after reading that?

:bdance:

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Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy@Jun 16 2004, 06:14 AM
Is it just me, or does everyone feel like dialing pizza after reading that?

:bdance:
let your imagination run amok,
order apartment in Italy instead
;-))))

[cj]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
he HAD to go and mention naples :biglaugh:

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Originally posted by cj@Jun 16 2004, 06:30 AM
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
he HAD to go and mention naples :biglaugh:
actualy SHE did!
;-)

I'll be in Naples in October (2 days), I missed the feeling of being fleeced and wanna do it again
;-))))

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 16 2004, 09:26 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 16 2004, 09:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--CuriousToyBoy@Jun 16 2004, 06:14 AM
Is it just me, or does everyone feel like dialing pizza after reading that?

:bdance:
let your imagination run amok,
order apartment in Italy instead
;-))))[/b][/quote]
I am a sucker for subliminal advertising.

All that damn Italian talk.

I just dialled pizza.

Ordered a Neopolitana of course!!

Serge - I would love an apartment in Rome if it wasn't for all of those damn Italians.

:agrin:

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Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy+Jun 16 2004, 06:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CuriousToyBoy @ Jun 16 2004, 06:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Serge_Oprano@Jun 16 2004, 09:26 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--CuriousToyBoy@Jun 16 2004, 06:14 AM
Is it just me, or does everyone feel like dialing pizza after reading that?

:bdance:
let your imagination run amok,
order apartment in Italy instead
;-))))
I am a sucker for subliminal advertising.

All that damn Italian talk.

I just dialled pizza.

Ordered a Neopolitana of course!!

Serge - I would love an apartment in Rome if it wasn't for all of those damn Italians.

:agrin:[/b][/quote]
oh, Italians in the centre/north are a VERY hospital bunch...even though they've been corrupted some by English Language most of the youngs speak
;-)))

[CuriousToyBoy]

I always like to kid around.

Where I grew up we were the only white Australian family in the street.

I was the only kid in the street whose name didn't end in "O".

My best mates growing up were Antonio, Ceasaro, Deano, Paulo, Roberto, Lorenzo, Mario, Spiro and Steve.

Steve was short for Stephano.

They'd call me Lindso so I didn't feel left out.

I'm not racist - I just hate eveyone equally.



:gbounce:

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hate?
are you on a diet?

you lose much more calories with hate than with love
;-))))

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 16 2004, 09:56 PM
hate?
are you on a diet?

you lose much more calories with hate than with love
;-))))
Honestly Serge,

My status quo with people is dislike.

But I am always happy to proven wrong and warm to people who are worthwhile, but most never fail to disappoint.

And probably lucky for me that it burns more clories because if I loved every bastard I'd be 450lbs instead of 220 !!!

:awinky:

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CB,
I can always find GOOD in ANY red wine lover and adventurous eater
;_)))

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Jun 16 2004, 10:06 PM
CB,
I can always find GOOD in ANY red wine lover and adventurous eater
;_)))
OK Serge,

You got me on that one.. no question.

It's no wonder you and I seem to get on....

Pass the Merlot and the Rollmops please!

:biglaugh:

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Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy+Jun 16 2004, 07:10 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (CuriousToyBoy @ Jun 16 2004, 07:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Jun 16 2004, 10:06 PM
CB,
I can always find GOOD in ANY red wine lover and adventurous eater
;_)))
OK Serge,

You got me on that one.. no question.

It's no wonder you and I seem to get on....

Pass the Merlot and the Rollmops please!

:biglaugh:[/b][/quote]
CB, the hardest part in any realation is to find those common denominators.

after they are found,
they serve as a foundations for everything...

For example,
I don't like cj's small ass,
but we are drawn to each other because we both love to cook crispy duck
;-))))

[Jim]

Is it just me, or does everyone feel like dialing pizza after reading that?

HEY! are you racially profiling?

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano+Jun 16 2004, 10:23 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Serge_Oprano @ Jun 16 2004, 10:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -CuriousToyBoy@Jun 16 2004, 07:10 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Jun 16 2004, 10:06 PM
CB,
I can always find GOOD in ANY red wine lover and adventurous eater
;_)))
OK Serge,

You got me on that one.. no question.

It's no wonder you and I seem to get on....

Pass the Merlot and the Rollmops please!

:biglaugh:
CB, the hardest part in any realation is to find those common denominators.

after they are found,
they serve as a foundations for everything...

For example,
I don't like cj's small ass,
but we are drawn to each other because we both love to cook crispy duck
;-))))[/b][/quote]
Serge,

I sort of agree, but not in full.

I find the common denominators pretty easy to find, it's the UNCOMMON denominators that set the foundation for me.

Some of best friends and myself always laugh that if we were not friends we wouldn't like each other.

I like that, because the friendships formed are anything but shallow.

My 2c

I've enjoyed tonight's little repartee - thanks mate, and thanks CJ, my pizza has just arrived so I'm eating, showering then sleeping.

I got the early morning shift at the hospital with Nathan tomorrow.

Take care all!

:salute:

[HoneyBlond]

Originally posted by CuriousToyBoy@Jun 16 2004, 10:45 PM
Where I grew up we were the only white Australian family in the street.

I was the only kid in the street whose name didn't end in "O".

My best mates growing up were Antonio, Ceasaro, Deano, Paulo, Roberto, Lorenzo, Mario, Spiro and Steve.

Steve was short for Stephano.

They'd call me Lindso so I didn't feel left out.


:gbounce:
Hey Lindsay, are you Victorian ?

:)

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by HoneyBlond+Jun 16 2004, 10:38 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HoneyBlond @ Jun 16 2004, 10:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--CuriousToyBoy@Jun 16 2004, 10:45 PM
Where I grew up we were the only white Australian family in the street.

I was the only kid in the street whose name didn't end in "O".

My best mates growing up were Antonio, Ceasaro, Deano, Paulo, Roberto, Lorenzo, Mario, Spiro and Steve.

Steve was short for Stephano.

They'd call me Lindso so I didn't feel left out.


:gbounce:
Hey Lindsay, are you Victorian ?

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Victorian ?

Me?

Thank god no!!!

:lol: :lol:

Brisvegas boy - just grew up in what they used to call a "working class" suburb ......

That really meant everyone worked their asses off and had little.

:blink: :unsure:

[cj]

1 of us is a victorian

:groucho:

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 17 2004, 08:18 AM
1 of us is a victorian

:groucho:
That reminds me of an old Queensland joke....

What's the single best thing about New South Wales?

It leaves 1000km between us and Victoria.

:awinky: