Marketing Guy Looking for Work

[gonzo]

Figured Id post here too...

Since it looks like the twilight days are almost upon us Im gonna have a lot of free time and some empty pockets.

Im looking for some marketing work within the industry.So if you have a program or job that has a regular paycheck [not a spin of your affiliate program] please contact me gonzo@gonzo.com and I can get you a copy of my resume and you can also look at the contribution I have made here as well...

Serious inquires only....

[BradShaw]

Desperate are we? Trailer getting repossessed? Move into CJ's.

I would not piss on you if you were on fire. As KB says, "karma is a bitch".

[gonzo]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jun 4 2004, 02:11 AM
Desperate are we? Trailer getting repossessed? Move into CJ's.

I would not piss on you if you were on fire. As KB says, "karma is a bitch".
Oh yes great lobster man...they are coming to get my trailer off the blocks...already got my pick up truck so that leaves me with a sleeping bag looking to move into Forest.

Your might plans of backstabbing and buttfucking your friend Mike AI have worked....along with 10 cents a post...and your free blowjob hats.

Your copy cat skills have exceeded my, Serge and Mike's best efforts.

We close and you win.

And in parting heres some things for you to ponder.

Even while being an urban outdoorsman I will be able to sleep knowing that I didnt have to suck the cocks of those that I once pissed on and looked down at.

My cars are paid for and not leased.

When Im banging the hired help behind my girlfriends back... she at least has as good as if not better choice in shoes. And I have better sense than to hide them "Jellies" if I dont want to get caught.

The women in my life know the difference between cucumbers and dildos...the twain shalt not meet and never be photographed.

And finally.... it wouldnt make any difference if you wanted to piss on me if I was on fire or not youd have a hard time finding it in your super man PJs.

Babies smile their best right after they've shit their diapers.....


"momma Im thru...come wipe me!"

[cj]

brad is trying to hit on me again :inlove:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by cj@Jun 4 2004, 02:52 AM
brad is trying to hit on me again :inlove:
Im sure from his outlook...hes hitting on anything that has a hole....ask Cheshire...

[vdc-Loki]

You know Theres really nothing else to say, Gonzo said it All, Weasel You have been dismissed.

CJ "Rat Tail 6 Times Total" :rokk:


-Loki-

[nickdark]

Has anyone actually got hold of Weasel and given him a beating?

Physically that is, not the usual verbal/mental/social one he gets on Oprano and everywhere else?

I cant believe that many people hate him with such vitriol and hes never had a good slap..

Why is that?

[cj]

Originally posted by nickdark@Jun 4 2004, 02:57 AM
Has anyone actually got hold of Weasel and given him a beating?

Physically that is, not the usual verbal/mental/social one he gets on Oprano and everywhere else?

I cant believe that many people hate him with such vitriol and hes never had a good slap..

Why is that?
Nick & Ant tried but he ran away .... or should I say scurried?

[gonzo]

Originally posted by nickdark@Jun 4 2004, 02:57 AM
Has anyone actually got hold of Weasel and given him a beating?

Physically that is, not the usual verbal/mental/social one he gets on Oprano and everywhere else?

I cant believe that many people hate him with such vitriol and hes never had a good slap..

Why is that?
Why?
Do you know what he would do?
Whine,Bleed and Sue!

Oy Vey!!

[vdc-Loki]

Originally posted by cj+Jun 3 2004, 11:58 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cj @ Jun 3 2004, 11:58 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--nickdark@Jun 4 2004, 02:57 AM
Has anyone actually got hold of Weasel and given him a beating?

Physically that is, not the usual verbal/mental/social one he gets on Oprano and everywhere else?

I cant believe that many people hate him with such vitriol and hes never had a good slap..

Why is that?
Nick & Ant tried but he ran away .... or should I say scurried?[/b][/quote]
At shows this is called "A slip and fall in the bathroom"
I wouldn't be surprised if maybe weasle hits his head a few times on the urinal at some show soon.

[nickdark]

Whine,Bleed and Sue..

Are they his lawyers ?

Is it weasle or weasel? Is he Croatian? Crustacean?

Im confused??

[cj]

Originally posted by nickdark@Jun 4 2004, 03:35 AM
Whine,Bleed and Sue..

Are they his lawyers ?

Is it weasle or weasel? Is he Croatian? Crustacean?

Im confused??
I see you've already had the friday afternoon visit to the pub!
:biglaugh:

[spazlabz]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jun 3 2004, 11:11 PM
Desperate are we? Trailer getting repossessed? Move into CJ's.

I would not piss on you if you were on fire. As KB says, "karma is a bitch".
Don't know you
and after this post know enough about you to know your a dick
'nuff said


spaz :matey:

[CuriousToyBoy]

Originally posted by spazlabz+Jun 4 2004, 11:00 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (spazlabz @ Jun 4 2004, 11:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Brad "little weasel" Shaw@Jun 3 2004, 11:11 PM
Desperate are we? Trailer getting repossessed? Move into CJ's.
I would not piss on you if you were on fire. As KB says, "karma is a bitch".

Don't know you and after this post know enough about you to know your a dick
'nuff said


spaz :matey:[/b][/quote]
I had a modicum of respect for the man.

Until this post.

That blinking light you just saw was the modicum heading south.

:barfon:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by gonzo@Jun 4 2004, 02:41 AM
Your might plans of backstabbing and buttfucking your friend Mike AI have worked....along with 10 cents a post...and your free blowjob hats.

Your copy cat skills have exceeded my, Serge and Mike's best efforts.

We close and you win.

:popcorn:

[sarettah]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jun 4 2004, 02:11 AM
Desperate are we? Trailer getting repossessed? Move into CJ's.

I would not piss on you if you were on fire. As KB says, "karma is a bitch".
http://www.awrats.com/weaselsignal.jpg

[gonzo]

Originally posted by sarettah+Jun 4 2004, 09:04 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Jun 4 2004, 09:04 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Brad "little weasel" Shaw@Jun 4 2004, 02:11 AM
Desperate are we? Trailer getting repossessed? Move into CJ's.

I would not piss on you if you were on fire. As KB says, "karma is a bitch".
http://www.awrats.com/weaselsignal.jpg[/b][/quote]
My favorite part was when he quotes KB.

[dig420]

I should hire Gonzo, just so everything comes full circle ;)

[gonzo]

Originally posted by dig420@Jun 4 2004, 11:37 AM
I should hire Gonzo, just so everything comes full circle ;)
Dig wasnt it you that coined the term fat fucking nobody?

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo+Jun 4 2004, 03:50 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jun 4 2004, 03:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--dig420@Jun 4 2004, 11:37 AM
I should hire Gonzo, just so everything comes full circle ;)
Dig wasnt it you that coined the term fat fucking nobody?[/b][/quote]
I thought it was C! :unsure:

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 4 2004, 02:52 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 4 2004, 02:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -gonzo@Jun 4 2004, 03:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--dig420@Jun 4 2004, 11:37 AM
I should hire Gonzo, just so everything comes full circle ;)
Dig wasnt it you that coined the term fat fucking nobody?
I thought it was C! :unsure:[/b][/quote]
nah...CJ is busy pulling all her board advertsiing for the summer....see how it goes from there.

[Peaches]

Originally posted by gonzo+Jun 4 2004, 03:57 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jun 4 2004, 03:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Jun 4 2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by -gonzo@Jun 4 2004, 03:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--dig420@Jun 4 2004, 11:37 AM
I should hire Gonzo, just so everything comes full circle ;)
Dig wasnt it you that coined the term fat fucking nobody?
I thought it was C! :unsure:
nah...CJ is busy pulling all her board advertsiing for the summer....see how it goes from there.[/b][/quote]
Where did CJ come into this? :unsure:

[Bishop]

Good luck Gonzo.. anyone with your background and the balls to walk though Internext bare chested with a fur coat on has got to be the right guy for this industry.

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 4 2004, 03:03 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 4 2004, 03:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -gonzo@Jun 4 2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by -Peaches@Jun 4 2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by -gonzo@Jun 4 2004, 03:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--dig420@Jun 4 2004, 11:37 AM
I should hire Gonzo, just so everything comes full circle ;)
Dig wasnt it you that coined the term fat fucking nobody?
I thought it was C! :unsure:
nah...CJ is busy pulling all her board advertsiing for the summer....see how it goes from there.
Where did CJ come into this? :unsure:[/b][/quote]
Shes my trailer habitating partner!

CJ honey...fat boys like a fridge stocked nice and full. Get me a net connection ready too....I think Im gonna sell Ozzie Wine from there....

Slav?

[Mary34D]

u can move in here

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Mary34D@Jun 4 2004, 03:41 PM
u can move in here
I dont have a Bus Drivers hat though?
I do have a copy of Gangs of NY!

[Mary34D]

Originally posted by gonzo+Jun 4 2004, 03:42 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jun 4 2004, 03:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mary34D@Jun 4 2004, 03:41 PM
u can move in here
I dont have a Bus Drivers hat though?
I do have a copy of Gangs of NY![/b][/quote]
ur bj card will work

[gonzo]

Originally posted by Mary34D+Jun 4 2004, 03:47 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mary34D @ Jun 4 2004, 03:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -gonzo@Jun 4 2004, 03:42 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Mary34D@Jun 4 2004, 03:41 PM
u can move in here
I dont have a Bus Drivers hat though?
I do have a copy of Gangs of NY!
ur bj card will work[/b][/quote]
As long as you dont charge me $5 for the transfer just because I have an Epassporte!

[Hell Puppy]

Originally posted by Bishop@Jun 4 2004, 03:06 PM
Good luck Gonzo.. anyone with your background and the balls to walk though Internext bare chested with a fur coat on has got to be the right guy for this industry.
maybe he could sell ad space on the belly. $500 per sticker.

he could then double his money by auctioning off the opportunity to pull them off at the end of the day....i'd pay good money to rip the one off that has the nipple and the hair around it just to watch him dance around afterwards.

[dantheman]

the fluffer job on the tranny midget site is still open

[cj]

Originally posted by gonzo+Jun 4 2004, 03:06 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Jun 4 2004, 03:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Originally posted by -Peaches@Jun 4 2004, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by -gonzo@Jun 4 2004, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by -Peaches@Jun 4 2004, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by -gonzo@Jun 4 2004, 03:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--dig420@Jun 4 2004, 11:37 AM
I should hire Gonzo, just so everything comes full circle ;)
Dig wasnt it you that coined the term fat fucking nobody?
I thought it was C! :unsure:
nah...CJ is busy pulling all her board advertsiing for the summer....see how it goes from there.
Where did CJ come into this? :unsure:
Shes my trailer habitating partner!

CJ honey...fat boys like a fridge stocked nice and full. Get me a net connection ready too....I think Im gonna sell Ozzie Wine from there....

Slav?[/b][/quote]
Gonzo, I think that was an ! and not a J which would make the C someone other than CJ ... don't ya think? :rolleyes:

and wtf is this shit about stocking your fridge and getting your trailer ready?!?! Are your arms and legs painted on?!

[pushpills]

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jun 4 2004, 01:11 AM
As KB says, "karma is a bitch".
so KBs fucking you over was probably indeed deserved, just servin' you up a plate of karma.

[Dravyk]

Ok, Peaches. Who is "C"? LittleC???

[Peaches]

Originally posted by Dravyk@Jun 5 2004, 03:34 AM
Ok, Peaches. Who is "C"? LittleC???
The BIG C - Confucy. :P

[Dravyk]

Originally posted by Peaches+Jun 5 2004, 08:03 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Peaches @ Jun 5 2004, 08:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Dravyk@Jun 5 2004, 03:34 AM
Ok, Peaches. Who is "C"? LittleC???
The BIG C - Confucy. :P[/b][/quote]
Ahhhh! hahaha!

No wonder. Out of sight, thankfully, out of mind!